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258225  MasterTwig: No you're not.

258230  bookcase: This may be a stupid question, but is this from a video game? If not, what is it? Looks like a render.

258177  dangerkeith3000: HAHAHA

258178  dangerkeith3000: How else do you fucking use a phone?

258179  dangerkeith3000: I can't will till I vote that sonuvabitch out of office. BEATO 2018!!!

258182  dangerkeith3000: He's about to fight King Hippo.

258190  dangerkeith3000: Somebody once told me that people taste a bit like pork, yet babies are more fishy tasting.

258217  Mr. Shine: @VoR @Solemn LOTS of pinkeye, though. Just lots.

258192  dangerkeith3000: Deadpool.

258194  dangerkeith3000: They should have eaten all the evidence.

258223  Mr. Shine: He can hear a bag of chips open from ten houses away!

258201  dangerkeith3000: I hate his politics, his a horrible actor, but his memes are GOLD.

258206  dangerkeith3000: Now you gotta wash your hands BEFORE using the bathroom!

258215  dangerkeith3000: NSFW

258218  dangerkeith3000: Both are doable.

258219  dangerkeith3000: Mission: Impossible

258221  dangerkeith3000: I blame chopsticks.

258224  dangerkeith3000: lololol

258226  dangerkeith3000: Oatmeal raisin cookies are sooooo good.

258233  hot hot dog: This girl let me hold her puppy today. The dog fell asleep in my arms and I about died from the cuteness!

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258041 DrNinjaman: Tonight, we drink!

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258006 tib gubb: he can powerwalk as fast or slow as he wants; he's already won.

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258106 Jaunty Shrimp: Worst. Font. Ever.

258098 Robespierre: @Felicity I looked it up - it's "Fontius Pilate"

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Score:
282
 
 E. HONDA: Remember the past as being considerably better than it actually was?
 petepuma: Fire the air traffic controllers?
 whoop: Does this lady have a lip full of Skoal?
 a robot: Kiss a chimp in a movie?
 Ulillillia: That's So Reagan
 zupobaloop: Schedule meetings based on astrological signs.
 WaffleIron: "I am a contra"
 guest: so before Reagan acted, even, he was a baseball announcer for a radio station. apparently he would just receive score sheets at the radio station and completely fabricate details of the game as if he was present. he'd talk about the weather, and how it was just such a great day out here for baseball. he'd rap a knuckle on his desk as if that was the sound of a hit. he'd describe the intimidating look the pitcher would give the opposing hitter. just thought i'd share.
 Mr. Butt: Consult astrologers on diplomatic issues?
 UltraBeverly: "Her" being My Butt Reagan
 UltraBeverly: @Sheikhjahbooty Honestly, one of my great regrets in life will be not protesting at her funeral. It was only an hour away, but I missed the date.
 Dresdenkeogh: Become synonymous with systemic institutional racism and bigotry?
 Noremak: Cut spending on mental health and turn loose sick people on the streets.
 Noremak: @Otterman Beat me to it. Invade Grenada?
 Sheikhjahbooty: @UltraBeverly She looks like she'd be OK with that.
 UltraBeverly: Let 250,000 people die of AIDS.
 Noremak: Give weapons to Iran
 tib gubb:
 Peter Pantsless: Act in B-movies?
 fanny: he'd be saying "Help me out of this box, I can't breathe in here. Help, let me out!"
 Otterman: Raise debt by 100%?
 Otterman: Declare amnesty? Trade arms to Iran for hostages?
 Whatever: Reagan would at least act like an adult
 FabricMan: I don't recall
 Nope: Be dead?
Image 142666   11-06-16   Uploaded by    runny999
Score:
294
 
 Jaktai: Great name.
 WaffleIron: Lots of fun parties on this boat I bet.
 bug: Looks like salty seamen is causing a major blockage there.
 Hiddentigerma: Nice.
 bardberries: Uuuuh... phrasing?
Image 142665   11-06-16   Uploaded by    TaintJuice
Score:
336
 
 WaffleIron: ...Makes the rockin world go round.
 Dresdenkeogh: @Hiddentigerma it's like a hippity hop!
 Hiddentigerma: He can't even walk. It's tragic. He just falls over. He doesn't even land. His giant butt just bounces him back up. Then he falls again. A vicious cycle.
Image 142664   11-06-16   Uploaded by    Capital
Score:
332
 
 whoop: Not approved by Steve *Grabowski*
 ch: SLAM THE CLAM [SFX: whiny guitar solo]
 EvilOtter: I enjoy this. I often float on my back and open a bottle with a rock I keep in my armpit. Don't ask where I keep the vodka.
 Mr. Whiskers: Ironically makes a Bloody Mary less disgusting (the drink, not the ghost mirror lady).
 Mr. Shine: THIS is a real energy drank!
 SomeCanadian: I do t know how else you people make brownies.
 Headoftheclass: There's nothing 'natural' about it.
 Peter Pantsless: @Side Boob I prefer crab juice
 a sedated moose: @DrinkMixMan TAKE IT BACK. NOTHING BEATS THE DEW.
 Side Boob: Best when served with khlav kalash
 DrinkMixMan: Beats Mountain Dew
Image 142663   11-06-16   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
596
 
 Minx: This is why we don't let Grandma or Grandpa baby sit Jimmy anymore, Hank.
 Starky15: Time for one of Stewie Giffen's sexy shark parties.
 LaeMi: Shark saves drowning toddler. Returns child to boat he fell off.
 Frank herbert: Best place for em
 Wet farts: GET IN MAH BELLAY!
 a sedated moose: @SomeCanadian It shows!
 bardberries: He ded.
 SomeCanadian: @a sedated moose I try my best.
 CapitalismMeow: You know, I lose more children that way...
 a sedated moose: Parent of the year candidate.
 Teechur: Don't just vote rad or bad - drop a baby in my mouth!
Image 142662   11-06-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
964
 
 Frank herbert: Dammit Bob!
 redmonkey3: Nice One!
 Teechur: I'm pretty sure that's Bob Ross reincarnated as one of his happy little trees.
 a sedated moose: Rad for a rad picture.
 scribbs: Ooooh! That's delightful.
Image 142661   11-06-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
1461
 
 Minx: *sobs from overload of cute*
 Skaalar: My eyes are leaking. This is strange and weird and gross.
 BILL DOOR: THIS IS THE NICEST THING I HAVE SEEN ALL DAY.
 eyebrowsonfleek: Diabeetus Meleetus
 redmonkey3: @Side Boob - i got it again for you
 Side Boob: I am sad that I can only RAD this once.
 Teechur: Too....sweet.....need.....insulin.....
 a sedated moose: TOO. CUTE. SYSTEM. OVERLOAD. SHUTTING. DOWN.
Image 142660   11-06-16   Uploaded by    sue
Score:
564
 
 TurkeyVulture: I hate Mondays.
 scribbs: Same.
Image 142659   11-06-16   Uploaded by    amyandy
Score:
532
 
 AverageJoe: problem is next day will rain shit
 Xeno: Dream big, kid.
 Ulillillia: Rain tacos on every corner
 Fancy Clown: Hallelujah
 a sedated moose: Collect them in a cistern and use the Taco Pump the blast them right down my food tube.
 Nope: Dear make a wish foundation
Image 142658   11-06-16   Uploaded by    fracking
Score:
500
 
 ch: YOU. CANNOT. USE. THIRD-PARTY TONER. ERROR.
 a sedated moose: Live action System Shock looking good.
 Nope: We wanted our new trains to look cyber punk as fuck
Image 142657   11-06-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
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