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243530  BILL DOOR: A NICE HEART.

243196  tib gubb: my personal rule about this kind of thing goes the same as with guns - i'll stop when everyone else does.

243537  WannaBee: @jochenau 8,001

243545  wolfpk: Which Harry Potter?

243199  tib gubb: safety regulations aren't for do-ers

243534  BILL DOOR: CATS ARE NICE.

243205  tib gubb: @Mr. Whiskers lmbo

243218  tib gubb: nobody likes emo sonic

243219  tib gubb: you saved 80 cents, but at what cost?

243542  Annoying Vegan : I chew it all day, except at mealtimes when I stick it behind my ear.

243526  Springbok: The only thing better than a pupper is a frosted pupper.

243544  Not A Bot: that's a long time to have an erection

243537  Springbok: @jochenau Literally 8,001

243539  Springbok: I bet he likes Oreos.

243540  Springbok: I always knew Elf on the Shelf had some crooked shit going on

243542  Springbok: Too many churros

243543  Side Boob: This is fake news. Theres no money flying into his wallet. Everything else is spot on :P

243534  Bagels: the kitty is watching and sees all

243537  jochenau: That's like...8,000 dicks.

243544  OldKentuckyShark: @ignatz if you do cocaine during sex, yes

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243466 dangerkeith3000: @Christina I agree. To have it make sense, use the subjuctive. Or add "the fact that" instead of just "that" and keep the indicative since now it's a fact. Either way works. Thanks!

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Score:
282
 
 E. HONDA: Remember the past as being considerably better than it actually was?
 petepuma: Fire the air traffic controllers?
 whoop: Does this lady have a lip full of Skoal?
 a robot: Kiss a chimp in a movie?
 Ulillillia: That's So Reagan
 zupobaloop: Schedule meetings based on astrological signs.
 WaffleIron: "I am a contra"
 guest: so before Reagan acted, even, he was a baseball announcer for a radio station. apparently he would just receive score sheets at the radio station and completely fabricate details of the game as if he was present. he'd talk about the weather, and how it was just such a great day out here for baseball. he'd rap a knuckle on his desk as if that was the sound of a hit. he'd describe the intimidating look the pitcher would give the opposing hitter. just thought i'd share.
 Mr. Butt: Consult astrologers on diplomatic issues?
 UltraBeverly: "Her" being My Butt Reagan
 UltraBeverly: @Sheikhjahbooty Honestly, one of my great regrets in life will be not protesting at her funeral. It was only an hour away, but I missed the date.
 Dresdenkeogh: Become synonymous with systemic institutional racism and bigotry?
 Noremak: Cut spending on mental health and turn loose sick people on the streets.
 Noremak: @Otterman Beat me to it. Invade Grenada?
 Sheikhjahbooty: @UltraBeverly She looks like she'd be OK with that.
 UltraBeverly: Let 250,000 people die of AIDS.
 Noremak: Give weapons to Iran
 tib gubb:
 Peter Pantsless: Act in B-movies?
 fanny: he'd be saying "Help me out of this box, I can't breathe in here. Help, let me out!"
 Otterman: Raise debt by 100%?
 Otterman: Declare amnesty? Trade arms to Iran for hostages?
 Whatever: Reagan would at least act like an adult
 FabricMan: I don't recall
 Nope: Be dead?
Image 142666   11-06-16   Uploaded by    runny999
Score:
294
 
 Jaktai: Great name.
 WaffleIron: Lots of fun parties on this boat I bet.
 bug: Looks like salty seamen is causing a major blockage there.
 Hiddentigerma: Nice.
 bardberries: Uuuuh... phrasing?
Image 142665   11-06-16   Uploaded by    TaintJuice
Score:
336
 
 WaffleIron: ...Makes the rockin world go round.
 Dresdenkeogh: @Hiddentigerma it's like a hippity hop!
 Hiddentigerma: He can't even walk. It's tragic. He just falls over. He doesn't even land. His giant butt just bounces him back up. Then he falls again. A vicious cycle.
Image 142664   11-06-16   Uploaded by    Capital
Score:
332
 
 whoop: Not approved by Steve *Grabowski*
 ch: SLAM THE CLAM [SFX: whiny guitar solo]
 EvilOtter: I enjoy this. I often float on my back and open a bottle with a rock I keep in my armpit. Don't ask where I keep the vodka.
 Mr. Whiskers: Ironically makes a Bloody Mary less disgusting (the drink, not the ghost mirror lady).
 Mr. Shine: THIS is a real energy drank!
 SomeCanadian: I do t know how else you people make brownies.
 Headoftheclass: There's nothing 'natural' about it.
 Peter Pantsless: @Side Boob I prefer crab juice
 a sedated moose: @DrinkMixMan TAKE IT BACK. NOTHING BEATS THE DEW.
 Side Boob: Best when served with khlav kalash
 DrinkMixMan: Beats Mountain Dew
Image 142663   11-06-16   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
596
 
 Minx: This is why we don't let Grandma or Grandpa baby sit Jimmy anymore, Hank.
 Starky15: Time for one of Stewie Giffen's sexy shark parties.
 LaeMi: Shark saves drowning toddler. Returns child to boat he fell off.
 Frank herbert: Best place for em
 Wet farts: GET IN MAH BELLAY!
 a sedated moose: @SomeCanadian It shows!
 bardberries: He ded.
 SomeCanadian: @a sedated moose I try my best.
 CapitalismMeow: You know, I lose more children that way...
 a sedated moose: Parent of the year candidate.
 Teechur: Don't just vote rad or bad - drop a baby in my mouth!
Image 142662   11-06-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
964
 
 Frank herbert: Dammit Bob!
 redmonkey3: Nice One!
 Teechur: I'm pretty sure that's Bob Ross reincarnated as one of his happy little trees.
 a sedated moose: Rad for a rad picture.
 scribbs: Ooooh! That's delightful.
Image 142661   11-06-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
1461
 
 Minx: *sobs from overload of cute*
 Skaalar: My eyes are leaking. This is strange and weird and gross.
 BILL DOOR: THIS IS THE NICEST THING I HAVE SEEN ALL DAY.
 eyebrowsonfleek: Diabeetus Meleetus
 redmonkey3: @Side Boob - i got it again for you
 Side Boob: I am sad that I can only RAD this once.
 Teechur: Too....sweet.....need.....insulin.....
 a sedated moose: TOO. CUTE. SYSTEM. OVERLOAD. SHUTTING. DOWN.
Image 142660   11-06-16   Uploaded by    sue
Score:
564
 
 TurkeyVulture: I hate Mondays.
 scribbs: Same.
Image 142659   11-06-16   Uploaded by    amyandy
Score:
532
 
 AverageJoe: problem is next day will rain shit
 Xeno: Dream big, kid.
 Ulillillia: Rain tacos on every corner
 Fancy Clown: Hallelujah
 a sedated moose: Collect them in a cistern and use the Taco Pump the blast them right down my food tube.
 Nope: Dear make a wish foundation
Image 142658   11-06-16   Uploaded by    fracking
Score:
500
 
 ch: YOU. CANNOT. USE. THIRD-PARTY TONER. ERROR.
 a sedated moose: Live action System Shock looking good.
 Nope: We wanted our new trains to look cyber punk as fuck
Image 142657   11-06-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
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