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210458  skittles: What's the status update? Did he pull through?

210500  WaffleIron: The busiest beaver.

210502  WaffleIron: I most certainly did!

210482  WaffleIron: Optiquest! Fuck yeah! If you guys have broken ones I know how to fix them with just a few new capacitors. I have 3 now on my computer, net cost was 20$

210462  berlin: It was a million to one shot doc!

210488  WaffleIron: LEB, light emitting bread.

210465  Bagels: That's not even close to legible

210490  a sedated moose: Who're you callin' a mook?

210462  Unstableton: Oh my god Becky look at Herr Assmann...

210485  Bagels: I can hardly read this

210488  Bagels: Techno bread

210459  Yurishiro: Let's go find your fucking parents Jess.

210468  saluted: I dont get it, someone please help me

210468  Murm Gungus: Jumps aboard the hype train. Pre-orders. Eagerly waits. Picks it up. Definitely not the golden Ferrari the reviews made it out to be. Hates car.

210497  Amiga 1000: Imagine that Nigeria is playing against Germany :

210487  Yurishiro: The ceiling is astonished!

210460  Teechur: Whoops. Looks like our home security camera started posting pics without our knowledge again.

210497  Fuzzpot: OP, pls. Like you haven't already seen the other posts.

210461  Teechur: Strabismus means never being able to do a Magic Eye. Speaking of Magic Eyes, I took a long look at Uranus last night.

210464  Teechur: You also need indefinite article.

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210366 a robot: @MabelSyrup Best not to call random women "bitches" aboard the Spaceship

210288 zrj235: CHAPTER 3: Robot gets a cup of coffee. *MASSIVE EXPLOSION IN BACKGROUND* Robot puts fuckin sunglasses on, and slowly walks away. *FIN*

210334 Hosebag: @Side Boob Don't run! We are your friends!

210323 Ulillillia: @dangerkeith3000 Only the good die young

210258 Nope: @when so heat up crock pot, put butter in, wait till it melts, put lots of sliced onions in, cook for 6 hours. Stir every 2

210320 Spazstatic: @funny in the wall I was given a book, forget what or was called exactly, something like the father's handbook. One of the important skills it mentioned was being able to fix a VCR. I got the book, new, about this time last year.

210316 zrj235: The lion was dead when i got there. i was just about to return his large-calibre rifle that i borrowed a week ago.

210304 kazzy94: They saw the opportunity and took it. THIS is journalism.

210313 zrj235: Reboot of Demolition Man is looking really weird

210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.

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 a sedated moose: Live action System Shock looking good.
 Nope: We wanted our new trains to look cyber punk as fuck
Image 142657   11-06-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
 AverageJoe: who wouldn't?
 LaeMi: As much as I dislike Christmas Music, throwing bottles at people just isn't on.
 Frank herbert: Child of the grave
 WaffleIron: Get that man a beer.
 redmonkey3: Contributions to legal defense fund may be made at...
 Niels Bohr: You're doing the Lord's work Wisconsin Man.
 ClockworkJackalope: Some heros don't wear capes
 MasterTwig: Can't they just compromise and put on Trans Siberian Orchestra?
 Sadbot: Yeah it's early November, lay off.
Image 142656   11-06-16   Uploaded by    amyandy
 WaffleIron: She's on a cleanse.
 Nope: #Notactualnews
 Ulillillia: "It stores longer than cilantro"
 White Rice: "I really like to poop...a lot"
 Side Boob: I thought it said "Jesus explains why she eats soap." Sadly, this is less interesting.
 Sadbot: "I want to smell good on the outside AND the inside"
 ClockworkJackalope: "I have a mental condition"
Image 142655   11-06-16   Uploaded by    claphands
 trelyate: why is he naked?
 Mr. Shine: Rad for James
 CapitalismMeow: Wheres the joke? Right now it just looks like arrogantly masturbation of his own ego.
 Coolguy: FYI: the sun is also hot...
Image 142654   11-06-16   Uploaded by    maura
 Minx: What i see after a few weeks of depression.
 a sedated moose: @SunWukong tell me about it. I got to work at 5:20am today.
 SunWukong: And dressed. At 5:15am. Now piss off, I'm feeling stabby.
 Warrax: You don't know me.
 redmonkey3: now get back in - we're here for your congratulatory 5 way!
 Nope: Who let these white twins into my bedroom?
 Side Boob: Yeah, but only barely
 Borkf: Literally, just got in bed.
 a sedated moose: Who in the Sam Hill does these illustrations?
 Noremak: Wikihorn
Image 142653   11-06-16   Uploaded by    cj22
 Lestrange: Weird memory pod
 Skaalar: Gonna throw glitter bombs all over ALL the people!
 hearsegirl: softycopter
 Nope: Liberace had a helicopter?
 ClockworkJackalope: Fabulous in flight!
 Jennerator: Helisofter
 kalligrapher: Dave .. covering the stealth assassination drone in pink fluffy stuff is a bit weird.
 a sedated moose: Feather duster?
 Peter Pantsless: Didn't see the tail at first...
 gary: Sauron looking fabulous
Image 142652   11-06-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
 Bluetocracy: The greatest toreador ever!
 hearsegirl: Senor Lemmiwinks
 Mr. Shine: Ole!
 scribbs: @Yam I've been wondering what that guy looks like.
 Yam: Pictured: Regular Gonzales.
 a sedated moose: Quickly! Quickly! Go fast!
Image 142651   11-06-16   Uploaded by    amyandy
 Bluetocracy: It is a rare genetic mutation that causes feathers to grow, instead of hair. But if you can make it work, you're a god (probably an aztec one).
 Skaalar: Kotal Khan before the green skin tattoo that cost way too much. Seriously Kotal, it doesn't even look that amazing...
 Nope: Oh sure when I wear it for halloween they are all like "you are misappropriating their culture for your amusement"
 Jennerator: O great Quetzalcoatl, feed me a worm!
 Peter Pantsless: RIP Birdperson
 Red: sexy armor, now in men's sizes
 Ulillillia: Condorman reboot looking good
 Derp Herpigan: Facit sejam
Image 142650   11-06-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
 Dresdenkeogh: And then a drug free America just rolls over and goes to sleep leaving me to take care of myself.
 redmonkey3: His new record "Crosseyed Heart" is damn good, imho.
 gary: Just say no!
 Ulillillia: "Coke" indeed
 ignatz: Hey kids, wanna score some "water"?
Image 142649   11-06-16   Uploaded by    Natch
 Cami: @reply If lifting myself with a tackle I would rather be hoisted in a boatswains chair than by a rope around my neck. In truth at work I mostly used a Swiss seat but I figured more people would know what a boatswain's chair is so I said that.
 tib gubb: the good life
 Dan Tagonistic: Strangle-Wank Wikihow
 reply: @Cami what do you mean
 Cami: I preferred a boatswain's chair.
 redmonkey3: @Jennerator - too soon Grasshopper
 FabricMan: You're getting out of bed! *applause*
 Jennerator: Patent owned by David Carradine
 Red: nihilist memes circa 1900
 kalligrapher: French engineering at it's finest.
 Peter Pantsless: This alarm clock is weird
Image 142648   11-06-16   Uploaded by    Radstarboom
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