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258616  AlexDeLarge: Bender lives large and kicks butt

258621  AlexDeLarge: Borfkobouros

258606  Scoo: By the very reason of it being an "alternative fact," no citation is needed nor even desired.

258608  Scoo: The one person who ever paid for it

258618  a robot: Also he wrote two songs for the band "Disco Tex & His Sex-O-Lettes" which is basically the greatest band name of all time

258618  a robot: I went and looked up Bob Crewe and he wrote a lot of famous songs that everyone recognizes, but why do these old timey photos always look so goddamn creepy

258601  Not A Bot: KEVIN!! Knock first.

257001  Mr Bleak: How many times is Charlie going to do that? I think it's time he got interested in girls and / or boys.

258615  Peter Pantsless: @a robot she should make a puzzle out of them!

258616  Peter Pantsless: Which is why I show it off constantly

258618  VeeKay: Teenagers idol or teenaged idol? FYI he was born in 1930 so he'd be about 35 or so.

258604  VoR: I hate that cat has a boat

258614  VeeKay: Noble AF

258600  a robot: A tiny bit of internet research before commenting on this image led me to learn today that most snakes have two penises. And now you know that too :)

258612  White Rice: Better than the BTM I saw yesterday.

258604  a robot: "I should really buy a boat."

258615  a robot: @Annoying Vegan I seriously love this new project you're doing! :D

258616  a robot: Also @Mr. Butt

258616  a robot: Who DOESN'T love a corgi bread-loaf butt?!

258612  Felicity: Automatic Toppings Machine

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258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!

258520 Felicity: Maybe point it away from the trees

258524 Robespierre: @Solemn They sure are - that dance move is most certainly broken.

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men


258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

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 a sedated moose: Live action System Shock looking good.
 Nope: We wanted our new trains to look cyber punk as fuck
Image 142657   11-06-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
 AverageJoe: who wouldn't?
 LaeMi: As much as I dislike Christmas Music, throwing bottles at people just isn't on.
 Frank herbert: Child of the grave
 WaffleIron: Get that man a beer.
 redmonkey3: Contributions to legal defense fund may be made at...
 Niels Bohr: You're doing the Lord's work Wisconsin Man.
 ClockworkJackalope: Some heros don't wear capes
 MasterTwig: Can't they just compromise and put on Trans Siberian Orchestra?
 Sadbot: Yeah it's early November, lay off.
Image 142656   11-06-16   Uploaded by    amyandy
 WaffleIron: She's on a cleanse.
 Nope: #Notactualnews
 Ulillillia: "It stores longer than cilantro"
 White Rice: "I really like to poop...a lot"
 Side Boob: I thought it said "Jesus explains why she eats soap." Sadly, this is less interesting.
 Sadbot: "I want to smell good on the outside AND the inside"
 ClockworkJackalope: "I have a mental condition"
Image 142655   11-06-16   Uploaded by    claphands
 trelyate: why is he naked?
 Mr. Shine: Rad for James
 CapitalismMeow: Wheres the joke? Right now it just looks like arrogantly masturbation of his own ego.
 Coolguy: FYI: the sun is also hot...
Image 142654   11-06-16   Uploaded by    maura
 Minx: What i see after a few weeks of depression.
 a sedated moose: @SunWukong tell me about it. I got to work at 5:20am today.
 SunWukong: And dressed. At 5:15am. Now piss off, I'm feeling stabby.
 Warrax: You don't know me.
 redmonkey3: now get back in - we're here for your congratulatory 5 way!
 Nope: Who let these white twins into my bedroom?
 Side Boob: Yeah, but only barely
 Borkf: Literally, just got in bed.
 a sedated moose: Who in the Sam Hill does these illustrations?
 Noremak: Wikihorn
Image 142653   11-06-16   Uploaded by    cj22
 Lestrange: Weird memory pod
 Skaalar: Gonna throw glitter bombs all over ALL the people!
 hearsegirl: softycopter
 Nope: Liberace had a helicopter?
 ClockworkJackalope: Fabulous in flight!
 Jennerator: Helisofter
 kalligrapher: Dave .. covering the stealth assassination drone in pink fluffy stuff is a bit weird.
 a sedated moose: Feather duster?
 Peter Pantsless: Didn't see the tail at first...
 gary: Sauron looking fabulous
Image 142652   11-06-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
 Bluetocracy: The greatest toreador ever!
 hearsegirl: Senor Lemmiwinks
 Mr. Shine: Ole!
 scribbs: @Yam I've been wondering what that guy looks like.
 Yam: Pictured: Regular Gonzales.
 a sedated moose: Quickly! Quickly! Go fast!
Image 142651   11-06-16   Uploaded by    amyandy
 Bluetocracy: It is a rare genetic mutation that causes feathers to grow, instead of hair. But if you can make it work, you're a god (probably an aztec one).
 Skaalar: Kotal Khan before the green skin tattoo that cost way too much. Seriously Kotal, it doesn't even look that amazing...
 Nope: Oh sure when I wear it for halloween they are all like "you are misappropriating their culture for your amusement"
 Jennerator: O great Quetzalcoatl, feed me a worm!
 Peter Pantsless: RIP Birdperson
 Red: sexy armor, now in men's sizes
 Ulillillia: Condorman reboot looking good
 Derp Herpigan: Facit sejam
Image 142650   11-06-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
 Dresdenkeogh: And then a drug free America just rolls over and goes to sleep leaving me to take care of myself.
 redmonkey3: His new record "Crosseyed Heart" is damn good, imho.
 gary: Just say no!
 Ulillillia: "Coke" indeed
 ignatz: Hey kids, wanna score some "water"?
Image 142649   11-06-16   Uploaded by    Natch
 Cami: @reply If lifting myself with a tackle I would rather be hoisted in a boatswains chair than by a rope around my neck. In truth at work I mostly used a Swiss seat but I figured more people would know what a boatswain's chair is so I said that.
 tib gubb: the good life
 Dan Tagonistic: Strangle-Wank Wikihow
 reply: @Cami what do you mean
 Cami: I preferred a boatswain's chair.
 redmonkey3: @Jennerator - too soon Grasshopper
 FabricMan: You're getting out of bed! *applause*
 Jennerator: Patent owned by David Carradine
 Red: nihilist memes circa 1900
 kalligrapher: French engineering at it's finest.
 Peter Pantsless: This alarm clock is weird
Image 142648   11-06-16   Uploaded by    Radstarboom
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