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221285  PlzPlzMe: You seem to be lost taco boy, this is burrito territory ese.

221272  Not A Bot: Christmas presents ain't gonna buy themselves.

221285  jem: I know a swedish metal songer that has tattoed "korv brd" like that, it means hot dog and bread

221274  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward "IT support"

221283  Stoner: You'll be all like, "That's cool, i guess".

221273  Dr Awkward: Must have already left the fox on the other side.

221114  tib gubb: metapod?

221274  Dr Awkward: Rolling out your computer's IT band, eh?

221121  tib gubb: well that's shitty

221283  runny999: How else would they get the meat for crabby patties?

221275  Mr. Butt: It's a classic for a reason, folks.

221275  Shay: Truth in advertising.

221271  Amy Housewine: "It just takes a minute/to bag it/and bin it!"

221268  bug: *eats cake anyway* ...*masturbates*

221236  a sedated moose: I don't care that this report is repost repost, I still love this.

221283  Baby Jesus: No wonder I've never seen Larry at the Krusty Krab

221271  bug: ...by throwing away the BeeGees.

221274  bug: Life finds a way.

221265  Shay: Butt what?

221282  goldman sachs: Hey! I know that corner! I live in Yuma too! hahahaha

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221163 kornisjon: @Nope That's disappointing.

221214 apoxia: Then on another page you see the pig family gathering for dinner with a ham on the table.

221169 Skaalar: Get in fuckin line

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221026 antipatterns: TIL YOU'RE... BLEEDING...

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221193 ThatGuy: This pleases me.

221134 apoxia: Ah, the old therapist couch thing. I'm a clinical psychologist and have never had anyone lie down. Heck, I only have seats in the interview room. Am I doing something wrong, or is it just because I don't do psychodynamic therapy?

221089 ignatz: @White Rice I have something vaguely similar on my snowboard boots but not powered..

221091 Dr Awkward: @Science Agreed. I'm obviously talking about the large, out of control fires. I live in an area that constantly has controlled burns, but 7 years ago there was a fire that burnt 40k acres and was a quarter mile from the neighborhood I live in (didn't live here at the time)



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 ch: YOU. CANNOT. USE. THIRD-PARTY TONER. ERROR.
 a sedated moose: Live action System Shock looking good.
 Nope: We wanted our new trains to look cyber punk as fuck
Image 142657   11-06-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
742
 
 AverageJoe: who wouldn't?
 LaeMi: As much as I dislike Christmas Music, throwing bottles at people just isn't on.
 Frank herbert: Child of the grave
 WaffleIron: Get that man a beer.
 redmonkey3: Contributions to legal defense fund may be made at...
 Niels Bohr: You're doing the Lord's work Wisconsin Man.
 ClockworkJackalope: Some heros don't wear capes
 MasterTwig: Can't they just compromise and put on Trans Siberian Orchestra?
 Sadbot: Yeah it's early November, lay off.
Image 142656   11-06-16   Uploaded by    amyandy
Score:
266
 
 WaffleIron: She's on a cleanse.
 Nope: #Notactualnews
 Ulillillia: "It stores longer than cilantro"
 White Rice: "I really like to poop...a lot"
 Side Boob: I thought it said "Jesus explains why she eats soap." Sadly, this is less interesting.
 Sadbot: "I want to smell good on the outside AND the inside"
 ClockworkJackalope: "I have a mental condition"
Image 142655   11-06-16   Uploaded by    claphands
Score:
392
 
 trelyate: why is he naked?
 Mr. Shine: Rad for James
 CapitalismMeow: Wheres the joke? Right now it just looks like arrogantly masturbation of his own ego.
 Coolguy: FYI: the sun is also hot...
Image 142654   11-06-16   Uploaded by    maura
Score:
714
 
 Minx: What i see after a few weeks of depression.
 a sedated moose: @SunWukong tell me about it. I got to work at 5:20am today.
 SunWukong: And dressed. At 5:15am. Now piss off, I'm feeling stabby.
 Warrax: You don't know me.
 redmonkey3: now get back in - we're here for your congratulatory 5 way!
 Nope: Who let these white twins into my bedroom?
 Side Boob: Yeah, but only barely
 Borkf: Literally, just got in bed.
 a sedated moose: Who in the Sam Hill does these illustrations?
 Noremak: Wikihorn
Image 142653   11-06-16   Uploaded by    cj22
Score:
546
 
 Lestrange: Weird memory pod
 Skaalar: Gonna throw glitter bombs all over ALL the people!
 hearsegirl: softycopter
 Nope: Liberace had a helicopter?
 ClockworkJackalope: Fabulous in flight!
 Jennerator: Helisofter
 kalligrapher: Dave .. covering the stealth assassination drone in pink fluffy stuff is a bit weird.
 a sedated moose: Feather duster?
 Peter Pantsless: Didn't see the tail at first...
 gary: Sauron looking fabulous
Image 142652   11-06-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
673
 
 Bluetocracy: The greatest toreador ever!
 hearsegirl: Senor Lemmiwinks
 Mr. Shine: Ole!
 scribbs: @Yam I've been wondering what that guy looks like.
 Yam: Pictured: Regular Gonzales.
 a sedated moose: Quickly! Quickly! Go fast!
Image 142651   11-06-16   Uploaded by    amyandy
Score:
823
 
 Bluetocracy: It is a rare genetic mutation that causes feathers to grow, instead of hair. But if you can make it work, you're a god (probably an aztec one).
 Skaalar: Kotal Khan before the green skin tattoo that cost way too much. Seriously Kotal, it doesn't even look that amazing...
 Nope: Oh sure when I wear it for halloween they are all like "you are misappropriating their culture for your amusement"
 Jennerator: O great Quetzalcoatl, feed me a worm!
 Peter Pantsless: RIP Birdperson
 Red: sexy armor, now in men's sizes
 Ulillillia: Condorman reboot looking good
 Derp Herpigan: Facit sejam
Image 142650   11-06-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
260
 
 Dresdenkeogh: And then a drug free America just rolls over and goes to sleep leaving me to take care of myself.
 redmonkey3: His new record "Crosseyed Heart" is damn good, imho.
 gary: Just say no!
 Ulillillia: "Coke" indeed
 ignatz: Hey kids, wanna score some "water"?
Image 142649   11-06-16   Uploaded by    Natch
Score:
335
 
 Cami: @reply If lifting myself with a tackle I would rather be hoisted in a boatswains chair than by a rope around my neck. In truth at work I mostly used a Swiss seat but I figured more people would know what a boatswain's chair is so I said that.
 tib gubb: the good life
 Dan Tagonistic: Strangle-Wank Wikihow
 reply: @Cami what do you mean
 Cami: I preferred a boatswain's chair.
 redmonkey3: @Jennerator - too soon Grasshopper
 FabricMan: You're getting out of bed! *applause*
 Jennerator: Patent owned by David Carradine
 Red: nihilist memes circa 1900
 kalligrapher: French engineering at it's finest.
 Peter Pantsless: This alarm clock is weird
Image 142648   11-06-16   Uploaded by    Radstarboom
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