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268215  Munkybut: @Alaskan there's a "white" noodle in there. It's racist

267978  ChubbyBuddy: wherein Tangible Harm to Human Beings Increases Quarterly Returns," but that probably wont fit on a onesie.

267978  ChubbyBuddy: the democratic party establishment and to the left of the Sanders wing. I call myself a communist or socialist sometimes because I'm outside of the mercifully expanding overton window and the terminology hasn't caught up. I don't want america to be the soviet union. i want america to be america, the best damn america possible and at some point we have to put our collective foot down and say "NO. No, you don't have an absolute right to make infinite profit from human and environmental exploitation." these are not forces interested in compromise. we must take what we are owed as the workforce that made these swine unimaginable wealthy while the rest of us struggle and die. let's put it this way, i would have preferred "Hippity Hoppity, Abolish Profit Incentives in Certain Industries wherei

267978  ChubbyBuddy: overthrew Moseddegh in iran and installed a theocracy because oil companies could make more money, because Moseddegh wanted to nationalize the petroleum industry, as communist a policy as can be imagined. he wanted his people to share in the prosperity borne of his nation's natural resources. and we killed him for it. I want the american fossil fuel companies to be nationalized so they can be disbanded so the planet doesn't cook. I want nationalizations as a bulwark against monopoly and an increase in efficiency. healthcare is cheaper without a rapacious profit margin. single payer is a good start, and i'll vote for candidates who advocate for it. but i want an UK-style NHS, which was the envy if the world until defunded by tory and blairite centrist admins. That puts me to the left of t

267978  ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob you sidestepped my question again. answer it. dude this whole thing began with me making an substantive distinction between personal and private property. thats me trying to inform you and the broader AG readership of a common misconception about marxist thought. you respond by going "well AKKKKKKSHUALLLY ive read the books (no you havent) and i think marx is stinky poo poo pants for dumb dumbs." what specific criticism do you have about marx's ideas? "it doesn't work" ok, why? "it's been tried before and didn't work" what were the external and internal factors at play? did an imperial superpower swagger in and depose the government or engage in soft power moves like CIA coups, election rigging, and propaganda campaigns like in Nicaragua, Cuba, Russia, Vietnam, or Honduras? We o

268224  Seven Eight Nine: My favorite is the sun going down! That cracked me up!

268212  Nope: Ross was the worst friend

268213  Nope: ugh, that was some gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood tuna

268195  MrBoffo: Sorry, It's Katie Ann, but it's Skip's policy to leave the hosing to you and your ... uh, "friend."

268210  Zaxxoff: alt-right flanders trolling antifa homer

268210  MrBoffo: I'll take those eyes over easy for my breakfast tomorrow

268211  MrBoffo: Takes a licking and keeps on borkfing.

268189  Not A Bot: No way this is better than the original

268200  KingTrebek: This changed my mind about putting bumper stickers on my car.

268212  MrBoffo: ....annnnnnnnd ... we're back.

268166  White Rice: CO2 extinguishers, while good at cooling things, aren't the cheapest to buy/recharge, and there are multiple quick options to chill whatever it is you need to chill without disturbing everyone within a 150' radius.

268210  Shay: The glory of hand drawn animation vs. digital.

268203  Mad Collager: @Side Boob ...and wood-burning tools and chemistry sets.

268207  Mad Collager: Is this one of those newfangled dream-catchers with the invisible nets?

268170  Eleftheros: @a robot just when I thought this meme had nothing new to offer. Thanks :)

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267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267978 ChubbyBuddy: wherein Tangible Harm to Human Beings Increases Quarterly Returns," but that probably wont fit on a onesie.

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

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 San DoDo: At first he disliked them, but then they grew on him..
 LaeMi: Par-rot.
 copunter: This is the Egyptian god Sporus
 5 Headed Snake God: The fact that mind-controlling fungus actually exists is pretty terrifying.
 Thyming: The Last of Us is looking more real as the days go by.
 Amy Housewine: Make room for the mushooms.
 Ulillillia: I;m thinking about thos Mushrooms
 3ravens: Soon the spores will erupt to infect the others.
 Mad Collager: Rrrrooock! I'm a fun guy! I'm a fun guy!
 Sadbot: Clean your parrot once in a while or this happens
 DarkTeddy: Dik hed
Image 142601   11-06-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 AdaMan: @carpwoman They did it as a joke and someone took a pic and put it online and the rest is meme history
 jokertothethief: This has to be from a "What not to do" slide show or something.
 LaeMi: 400 people killed. Hose safe.
 hajjpodge: "It'll be fine," said Greg. It was not fine.
 Sadbot: That train is going to do a hella sick jump
 SunWukong: I wonder if I'll be held responsible for this?
Image 142600   11-06-16   Uploaded by    Ulillillia
 Spazstatic: What us yellows actually believe.
 a sedated moose: @Sadbot "Bulbous Banana Bouffant" is my drag name.
 Amy Housewine: How d'yer like them apples?
 Sadbot: Person on the left has a bulbous banana bouffant
 SunWukong: Ghoul for scale.
 Ulillillia: Bananahhhhhh!!!
Image 142599   11-06-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 mrwiffler: This is sharp.
 a sedated moose: @SomeOtherCanadian @werterland @Coolguy RRetail and food service are both awful and why I now work in factories.
 SomeOtherCanadian: @Coolguy @werterland retail is the front-line trenches for all the worst parts of corporate capitalism. Corporate policies reward aggressive and demeaning behavior from customers, creating a (as I like to call it) "culture of complaint" where the best deal goes to the biggest asshole
 werterland: @Coolguy I've always thought the same thing! I think if everyone worked retail for a period of their lives, we might all be a little nicer to each other.
 Coolguy: Man. If that's what you do at your job and get paid, I'd gladly switch with you any day. I think everyone should work retail for at least 6 months. Be grateful you damn office jockeys!
 Ulillillia: Billy Madison is glad he got off of his list
 Amy Housewine: This is why @cultmaker never makes any cults.
Image 142598   11-06-16   Uploaded by    HenryVIII
 NuclearWinter: *poot*
 Alkavarion: Jesus is my Wingman.
 Fancy Clown: Buhhhh, it's a shadow
 DarkTeddy: This is what you see when you fly too close
Image 142597   11-06-16   Uploaded by    Whatever
 Borkf: Bachelor Chow
 Fancy Clown: Sack o' grub
 hajjpodge: I do this with P.F. Chang's stuff all the time.
 Sadbot: I prefer a Tituss-style pizza party for one
 PissReagan: Most meals are "bag o'food" here.
 scribbs: Bag o'Food sounds good right about now.
Image 142596   11-06-16   Uploaded by    static xyz
 sundragon: When you win Osmos
 werterland: You should definitely see an eye doctor if you have that many floaters.
 LaeMi: I assume this is using a logarithmic scale, in which case double-rad.
 WaffleIron: Well, I'm the center of my universe, so this map ain't so wrong.
Image 142595   11-06-16   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
 Amy Housewine: I learned this skill whilst experimenting with frown inversion.
 Dresdenkeogh: I posted this comment upside down, so if you can read it, friendly spaceship has crashed.
 5 Headed Snake God: Or you can read upside-down text like most people.
 Warrax: Nope, I knew what the fuck I was doing. This is fine.
 Knice: Or someone didn't preview their upload.
Image 142594   11-06-16   Uploaded by    Magic Bullets
 VoR: Worst prawn ever
 whiplash: Think the film is "Dead Sushi."
 Gomi Day: @5 Headed Snake God it's merely okay in the company of equally drunk friends, otherwise you can give it a pass.
 5 Headed Snake God: I think this is Robogeisha. I should really get around to seeing that movie.
 Nofishforsale: Japanese magician. Enuf said.
 Warrax: ...and that's how babby is formed.
 Knice: This prawn is weird.
 hurr: i might need "the explainer" back for this...
 amyandy: AHHHH
 Derp Herpigan: This guy's looking fishy.
Image 142593   11-06-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
 San DoDo: @Greek Fire agree to disagree
 scribbs: @Peter Pantsless I worked for local government for a decade, and a lot goes on at that level that is really important in people's lives. Many or most people should get themselves involved in Planning & Zoning issues, or at least stay informed. These decisions affect everything from property values to where one may build a shed on one's property. I found the ignorance stunning. (I was guilty myself when I started, mea culpa.)
 scribbs: @hurr 5. I don't want a parliamentary system where governments have to be hobbled together, forever beholden to a minority of hard-core single issue voters. I offer these in an honest and good-faith way. I don't think you need to agree--I'm totally cool if you don't--but I do think that they American system, while imperfect, does work pretty well on the whole.
 scribbs: @hurr 4. The main candidates are usually vetted via the primaries (HRC got a lot of votes); 4a. The main candidates are imperfect, but tend to represent their parties well (no democratic system can make everybody happy, otherwise there'd be no point in voting)...
 scribbs: @hurr There are a lot of honest, reasonable answers that (I hope) don't turn this into a political slap fight. 1. 3rd Party candidates [3pc] tend to be worse choices (Ralph Nader, Ross Perot); 2. Our system is sensitive to irrelevant alternatives (see Arrow's Impossibility Theorem); 3. Two-party system tends to choose moderate (for Americans) choices & policies...
 Peter Pantsless: If you want to change things, vote in local elections. They do way more to change the overall landscape. And if you want a third party president, don't completely ignore the third parties until the presidential elections. This is all our fault. Not enough people vote, and not often enough, and most of the people that do don't do their homework
 kalligrapher: The Chinese have said that the current US election shows why western democracy isn't that great. The shame of it is that I'm having difficulty arguing with that point of view this year. Lowest Common Denominator comes to mind on this one.
 Teechur: @hurr @ Ulillillia @Greek Fire @All y'all! Nobody mentioned Duncan. I threw my vote his way. My wife had already voted and now she has voter's remorse.
 Greek Fire: @San DoDo Fuck South Park.
 San DoDo: @hurr watch South Park, all is explained there my friend :)
 werterland: @hurr I've always thought the same thing, but it's a strange system we've developed in this country, and change is painfully slow. Unfortunately, this time around, even the third party candidates are terrible, so in a year when it seemed possible that the third-party vote could actually mean something, we're still back to voting to keep the least-destructive candidate out of the White House.
 Greek Fire: @hurr In America, the only people who make a third party are the people insane enough to believe they can beat the two-party system. Johnson is a corporate fucktoy beyond even the biggest whores of the Reps and Dems, and Stein is an anti-vax nutter.
 Sadbot: "One is a temperamental fascist but the other is an ambitious woman. I guess they're both as bad." - the average American voter
 LaeMi: @hurr - if the people don't vote for a lizard, the wrong lizard might get in.
 PissReagan: Mod-slammed!
 Ulillillia: @hurr To be fair, Johnson and Stein leave a lot to be desired, too
 AGGRO-GATOR MOD: I don't get you Germans, @hurr. You could have had any leader, and yet, in 1933.... ah, never mind.
 redmonkey3: Giant Meteor 2016! - the only choice for change we won't have to believe in for very long
 redmonkey3: @hurr - "Thing like that gets out of hand, it might cause waves, and the boys at the top, they don't like waves" William S. Burroughs / end political noise gonna get me dragged to aggro-court ends / FORGIVE ME OH MOD GODS, I THROW MYSELF UPON YOUR PURPLE HAIRY MERCY (so to speak)
 Otterman: Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos
 Amy Housewine: A terrifying ethereal voice whispers to me, and surely it is not of this earth. Vote... Kruok? Kroko? I can't quite hear it properly. Seems somehow familiar, though. It's as though I've repressed a memory.
 redmonkey3: @hurr - conditioning by Republicons and Democretins with help from media co.conspirators... "Revolution"? CAN'T HAVE THAT; things might change... REALLY can't have that [sigh]
 hurr: drunken rant ends
 hurr: i don't get the mentality. 2 candidates are presented. clearly the most disliked ever. still no one consideres 3rd party votes?! because you (americans) still feel like throwing your vote away. someone explain? wtf then JUST THROW YOUR VOTE AWAY. if enough do it you might get something fucking revolutionary?!
 trelyate: votehorn
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