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258062  Amy Housewine: Whatt puts his name on this cartoon three times, whereas many would not want to own up to it at all.

258057  Amy Housewine: The strain of trying to remember this gave me a heart attack.

258070  Messed Up Dog: K9's in Satan's service! KISS!

258070  Chile Quornwrap: I would adopt this doggo and name it Violator

258070  mrmrmr: that's not what i meant when i said give me a kiss

258018  DrinkMixMan: Hydrox it is

258039  DrinkMixMan: North North North North North North Korea

258060  Sadpygmy: F'n happiness

258069  Disclosure: I don't see the problem, free honey.

258058  Solemn: @a robot No, it's a container! Put gunpowder in it first, THEN light it!

258019  Skinr: Jack Frost: With a Vengeance

258035  Skinr: Downward Dog?

258039  Skinr: Beauty of Upper Atmosphere.

258044  Skinr: And that's how Ald'ruhn was founded, my child.

258051  Skinr: I AM PEWTER PERSON

258053  Skinr: Hey now, you're a Morning Star / Get your Mass on, go pray

258064  Peter Pantsless: Even if you can't spell for shit

258057  addend: So... I /didn't/ survive a heart attack?

258055  Yam: Honestly, if the big four of thrash, Slayer was probably always my least favourite, which is saying something because I reeeally dont like Metallica

258058  a robot: LIGHT IT

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 San DoDo: At first he disliked them, but then they grew on him..
 LaeMi: Par-rot.
 copunter: This is the Egyptian god Sporus
 5 Headed Snake God: The fact that mind-controlling fungus actually exists is pretty terrifying.
 Thyming: The Last of Us is looking more real as the days go by.
 Amy Housewine: Make room for the mushooms.
 Ulillillia: I;m thinking about thos Mushrooms
 3ravens: Soon the spores will erupt to infect the others.
 Mad Collager: Rrrrooock! I'm a fun guy! I'm a fun guy!
 Sadbot: Clean your parrot once in a while or this happens
 DarkTeddy: Dik hed
Image 142601   11-06-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
280
 
 AdaMan: @carpwoman They did it as a joke and someone took a pic and put it online and the rest is meme history
 carpwoman: This has to be from a "What not to do" slide show or something.
 LaeMi: 400 people killed. Hose safe.
 hajjpodge: "It'll be fine," said Greg. It was not fine.
 Sadbot: That train is going to do a hella sick jump
 SunWukong: I wonder if I'll be held responsible for this?
Image 142600   11-06-16   Uploaded by    Ulillillia
Score:
434
 
 Spazstatic: What us yellows actually believe.
 a sedated moose: @Sadbot "Bulbous Banana Bouffant" is my drag name.
 Amy Housewine: How d'yer like them apples?
 Sadbot: Person on the left has a bulbous banana bouffant
 SunWukong: Ghoul for scale.
 Ulillillia: Bananahhhhhh!!!
Image 142599   11-06-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
519
 
 mrwiffler: This is sharp.
 a sedated moose: @SomeOtherCanadian @werterland @Coolguy RRetail and food service are both awful and why I now work in factories.
 SomeOtherCanadian: @Coolguy @werterland retail is the front-line trenches for all the worst parts of corporate capitalism. Corporate policies reward aggressive and demeaning behavior from customers, creating a (as I like to call it) "culture of complaint" where the best deal goes to the biggest asshole
 werterland: @Coolguy I've always thought the same thing! I think if everyone worked retail for a period of their lives, we might all be a little nicer to each other.
 Coolguy: Man. If that's what you do at your job and get paid, I'd gladly switch with you any day. I think everyone should work retail for at least 6 months. Be grateful you damn office jockeys!
 SunWukong: I LIKE OUTLOOKHORN!!!
 Ulillillia: Billy Madison is glad he got off of his list
 Amy Housewine: This is why @cultmaker never makes any cults.
Image 142598   11-06-16   Uploaded by    HenryVIII
Score:
411
 
 NuclearWinter: *poot*
 Alkavarion: Jesus is my Wingman.
 Fancy Clown: Buhhhh, it's a shadow
 DarkTeddy: This is what you see when you fly too close
Image 142597   11-06-16   Uploaded by    Whatever
Score:
438
 
 Borkf: Bachelor Chow
 Fancy Clown: Sack o' grub
 hajjpodge: I do this with P.F. Chang's stuff all the time.
 Sadbot: I prefer a Tituss-style pizza party for one
 PissReagan: Most meals are "bag o'food" here.
 scribbs: Bag o'Food sounds good right about now.
Image 142596   11-06-16   Uploaded by    static xyz
Score:
619
 
 sundragon: When you win Osmos
 werterland: You should definitely see an eye doctor if you have that many floaters.
 LaeMi: I assume this is using a logarithmic scale, in which case double-rad.
 WaffleIron: Well, I'm the center of my universe, so this map ain't so wrong.
Image 142595   11-06-16   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
449
 
 Amy Housewine: I learned this skill whilst experimenting with frown inversion.
 Dresdenkeogh: I posted this comment upside down, so if you can read it, friendly spaceship has crashed.
 5 Headed Snake God: Or you can read upside-down text like most people.
 Warrax: Nope, I knew what the fuck I was doing. This is fine.
 Knice: Or someone didn't preview their upload.
Image 142594   11-06-16   Uploaded by    Magic Bullets
Score:
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 VoR: Worst prawn ever
 whiplash: Think the film is "Dead Sushi."
 Gomi Day: @5 Headed Snake God it's merely okay in the company of equally drunk friends, otherwise you can give it a pass.
 Gomi Day: FRIED SHRIMP
 5 Headed Snake God: I think this is Robogeisha. I should really get around to seeing that movie.
 Nofishforsale: Japanese magician. Enuf said.
 Warrax: ...and that's how babby is formed.
 Knice: This prawn is weird.
 hurr: i might need "the explainer" back for this...
 amyandy: AHHHH
 Derp Herpigan: This guy's looking fishy.
Image 142593   11-06-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
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 San DoDo: @Greek Fire agree to disagree
 scribbs: @Peter Pantsless I worked for local government for a decade, and a lot goes on at that level that is really important in people's lives. Many or most people should get themselves involved in Planning & Zoning issues, or at least stay informed. These decisions affect everything from property values to where one may build a shed on one's property. I found the ignorance stunning. (I was guilty myself when I started, mea culpa.)
 scribbs: @hurr 5. I don't want a parliamentary system where governments have to be hobbled together, forever beholden to a minority of hard-core single issue voters. I offer these in an honest and good-faith way. I don't think you need to agree--I'm totally cool if you don't--but I do think that they American system, while imperfect, does work pretty well on the whole.
 scribbs: @hurr 4. The main candidates are usually vetted via the primaries (HRC got a lot of votes); 4a. The main candidates are imperfect, but tend to represent their parties well (no democratic system can make everybody happy, otherwise there'd be no point in voting)...
 scribbs: @hurr There are a lot of honest, reasonable answers that (I hope) don't turn this into a political slap fight. 1. 3rd Party candidates [3pc] tend to be worse choices (Ralph Nader, Ross Perot); 2. Our system is sensitive to irrelevant alternatives (see Arrow's Impossibility Theorem); 3. Two-party system tends to choose moderate (for Americans) choices & policies...
 Peter Pantsless: If you want to change things, vote in local elections. They do way more to change the overall landscape. And if you want a third party president, don't completely ignore the third parties until the presidential elections. This is all our fault. Not enough people vote, and not often enough, and most of the people that do don't do their homework
 kalligrapher: The Chinese have said that the current US election shows why western democracy isn't that great. The shame of it is that I'm having difficulty arguing with that point of view this year. Lowest Common Denominator comes to mind on this one.
 Teechur: @hurr @ Ulillillia @Greek Fire @All y'all! Nobody mentioned Duncan. I threw my vote his way. My wife had already voted and now she has voter's remorse.
 Greek Fire: @San DoDo Fuck South Park.
 San DoDo: @hurr watch South Park, all is explained there my friend :)
 werterland: @hurr I've always thought the same thing, but it's a strange system we've developed in this country, and change is painfully slow. Unfortunately, this time around, even the third party candidates are terrible, so in a year when it seemed possible that the third-party vote could actually mean something, we're still back to voting to keep the least-destructive candidate out of the White House.
 Greek Fire: @hurr In America, the only people who make a third party are the people insane enough to believe they can beat the two-party system. Johnson is a corporate fucktoy beyond even the biggest whores of the Reps and Dems, and Stein is an anti-vax nutter.
 hajjpodge: ALL VOTES ARE WASTED
 Sadbot: "One is a temperamental fascist but the other is an ambitious woman. I guess they're both as bad." - the average American voter
 LaeMi: @hurr - if the people don't vote for a lizard, the wrong lizard might get in.
 PissReagan: Mod-slammed!
 Ulillillia: @hurr To be fair, Johnson and Stein leave a lot to be desired, too
 AGGRO-GATOR MOD: I don't get you Germans, @hurr. You could have had any leader, and yet, in 1933.... ah, never mind.
 redmonkey3: Giant Meteor 2016! - the only choice for change we won't have to believe in for very long
 redmonkey3: @hurr - "Thing like that gets out of hand, it might cause waves, and the boys at the top, they don't like waves" William S. Burroughs / end political noise gonna get me dragged to aggro-court ends / FORGIVE ME OH MOD GODS, I THROW MYSELF UPON YOUR PURPLE HAIRY MERCY (so to speak)
 Otterman: Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos
 Amy Housewine: A terrifying ethereal voice whispers to me, and surely it is not of this earth. Vote... Kruok? Kroko? I can't quite hear it properly. Seems somehow familiar, though. It's as though I've repressed a memory.
 redmonkey3: @hurr - conditioning by Republicons and Democretins with help from media co.conspirators... "Revolution"? CAN'T HAVE THAT; things might change... REALLY can't have that [sigh]
 hurr: drunken rant ends
 hurr: i don't get the mentality. 2 candidates are presented. clearly the most disliked ever. still no one consideres 3rd party votes?! because you (americans) still feel like throwing your vote away. someone explain? wtf then JUST THROW YOUR VOTE AWAY. if enough do it you might get something fucking revolutionary?!
 trelyate: votehorn
Image 142592   11-06-16   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
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