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205548  Mustyrats: because he is hot.

205547  King Polly: I don't think I have ever seen a real mouse hole.

205532  Teechur: SPORTSBALL TEAM

205483  sparename: Protected against small pieces of impossibly ancient rock travelling through space at speeds measured in miles per millisecond but not against slow-moving floors

205484  sparename: I DROVE THERE! 600 miles from the UK without a problem, then reversed into a light pole (off camera right) 'cos the (Swiss) guy watching my back yelled at the wrong window - me being in a right-hand drive truck and all..

205546  Mike Michael: One direction has a stipulation for their concert venues that totally male audience members urinate on them backstage during intermission. Ticketmaster charges a $14 fee for this.

205487  sparename: "The Land That Tokes Forgot - Beyond The Camberwell Carrot"

205496  White Rice: @Felicity That is true (had some friends over the years who had that issue, had to double up with a belt & suspenders to keep everything under control) and we can't see enough of this individual to gauge much beyond their pants, jacket & crack. It's just there have been so many instances where there shouldn't have been any issue with using a belt, and constant disaster. Side note: I only now noticed the guy in this image didn't use the belt loops of the pants (at least not the one we can see in the image). That could add to their pant problems.

205494  sparename: "Donn't diss dickslecksick dinasours"

205537  tib gubb: in a surprise twist, that's the child's name

205546  parrotsnest: I think the real question along everyone's minds is... why were you at a One Direction concert?

205516  sparename: I love it when other countries have simple solutions to issues that, here in England, anyway, cause lots of aggro, disgust, unsanitary conditions and wastes of police time. Big cities have closed all their public toilets, there are queues to get into most bars (that don't want you coming in for a piss without buying anything, anyway), guys(and girls!) end up pissing in doorways, on patches of grass and in alleys but now there are cameras everywhere... to catch you doing what could, so easily, be prevented. GIVE US PISSOIRS! Legalise public wees. And weed while you're at it

205544  Grandmaster Fat: for revenge duct tape the lid and seat unitedly with a sign saying "don't touch the sides!"

205536  tib gubb: she's too young for you bro

205544  generic: How'd you do?

205518  necronomicon: @Butcherboy why not both?

205536  Yurishiro: @Yurishiro Newborn lobsters are nice.

205519  sparename: Now the Pyramids make more sense - Tributes to The Great god Viagris Of The Morning Pitched-Tent

205536  Yurishiro: @Yurishiro wait...

205536  Yurishiro: Newborn shrimps are nice.

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205346 Knice: @fanny Yeah, but I don't want it gettin' all uppity-like. :-D

205496 White Rice: @Felicity That is true (had some friends over the years who had that issue, had to double up with a belt & suspenders to keep everything under control) and we can't see enough of this individual to gauge much beyond their pants, jacket & crack. It's just there have been so many instances where there shouldn't have been any issue with using a belt, and constant disaster. Side note: I only now noticed the guy in this image didn't use the belt loops of the pants (at least not the one we can see in the image). That could add to their pant problems.

205378 apoxia: Affect also means emotion. I use it a lot in my job as a psychologist.

205333 bug: @dope I think Strong Bad is back and posting on AG

205377 apoxia: I'm a psychologist and this year I worked with two men who had become acutely unwell and were in the psychiatric ward with anxiety about their tax returns being a primary trigger. They both had beliefs at delusional intensity.

205418 Sadbot: Cocaine is an awful drug for 80s nostalgia douches, but legalizing it in all the Americas would help fight corruption

205372 Dominus Umbrae: Me too @Zampano

205384 apoxia: I also have a minidisk player! I used to use it to record my band at gigs.

205371 Haute and sweaty: @Yam Woah.

205404 piranharama: @Hokie333 A shuttle huh? Seems like cheating to me.



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Score:
598
 
 Borkf: LA-DE-DA
 Gomi Day: i still wanna get myself a lada niva one of these days.
 LaeMi: Oh, LADA. .... Ohhh ohh ohh oh.
 ClockworkJackalope: "The LADA, when you care little for function, fashion, or self dignity
 Peter Pantsless: @Teechur *high five*
 Teechur: Not a whole LADA change there.
Image 142289   11-04-16   Uploaded by    kate shutupton
Score:
163
 
 Beeble: The whole time?
 Xeno: Knee slapper!
 A duck: Don't drink wheat beer and drive
 LaeMi: Dads! Amiright?
Image 142288   11-04-16   Uploaded by    CoffeeAndCigs
Score:
632
 
 Beef Supreme: Thirty minutes earlier, that seagull was chowing down in a Taco Bell dumpster.
 Teechur: Ya gotta dream!
Image 142287   11-04-16   Uploaded by    Ment Thorp
Score:
675
 
 annterland: @eyebrowsonfleek he's high on life
 eyebrowsonfleek: What are you?!?!
 BILL DOOR: THAT'S THE STRANGEST WASHCLOTH I HAVE EVER SEEN.
 grizzly: I'll have a chinchilla!
 Hosebag: So that's what was clogging the shower drain.
 ClockworkJackalope: Tell me, does Marcell Wallace look like a bitch?
 Xeno: A bath? But, don't chinchillas die if they get wet? Like reverse mogwais?
 A duck: U WOT M8?
Image 142286   11-04-16   Uploaded by    melted plastic
Score:
381
 
 BlarfyB: @Ratty Twist! He's a cop.
 Ratty: But how does he know?
 radar racer: well, he's right
 Cami: May as well say, "pull me over."
 A duck: @Teechur: Officer Davis, badge #62687, sucks dick
 Teechur: Yep. Gotta be Marion, OH. That guy's probably on a first-name basis with the cop behind him, too.
Image 142285   11-04-16   Uploaded by    highdra
Score:
397
 
 Noremak: Too legible for black metal
 Noremak: Too legible for black metal
 Gomi Day: nice bathory shirt, yo.
 WTF: Roadie: "Dude, are you here to pick up the band?" Leather Jacket Guy: "What band? No man, my girlfriend's flying in."
 Scoo: I think a uniformed chauffeur holding the sign would be funnier
 Derp Herpigan: *honks*
Image 142284   11-04-16   Uploaded by    Gentleman
Score:
193
 
 BlarfyB: Needs more brine.
 Skaalar: I actually have a pair of those goblets. They are enormously inconvenient to drink out of, but you will never feel more like the proverbial pimp.
 UseYourName: Who drew the final king?
Image 142283   11-04-16   Uploaded by    booger
Score:
566
 
 A duck: Maybe she's borkf with it, maybe it's Maybelline
 Teechur: I was behind someone at Walmart with a similar ponytail. This face is ever so much easier to look at.
Image 142282   11-04-16   Uploaded by    trumpet
Score:
122
 
 whiplash: "Must be gone by Thursday (my wife gets home Friday)."
 jazzjunkie: Free alpaca. Must go ASAP. Female. 6 years old. Prefer phone call over text but either works. Need gone by Thursday. The name is Daisy and she responds to it very well. Family loving animal and loves cheese-itz. Looking for a good home. Thanks, Dylan.
 jazzjunkie: Free alpaca. Must go ASAP. Female. 6 years old. Prefer phone call over text but either works. Need gone by Thursday. The name is Daisy and she responds to it very well. Family loving animal and loves cheese-itz. Looking for a good home. Thanks, Dylan.
 LaeMi: If the image had been better trimmed, the text might have been legible!
Image 142281   11-04-16   Uploaded by    the snark
Score:
434
 
 eyebrowsonfleek: Greetings, infidelsss
 grizzly: Cho!
 Mr. Shine: @A duck Yeah, classic projection of issues.
 A duck: @Mr. Shine: To think that Freud was the one with penis issues all along...
 Mr. Shine: This sort of thing is why Freud is heavily discredited amongst modern mental health professionals. He was a sick puppy, andhe was just plain wrong about nearly everything.
 LaeMi: Also works in certain other heavily-gun-centric cultures.
Image 142280   11-04-16   Uploaded by    HairyNips
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