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175196  Amy Housewine: Fishbra!

175192  Bu7Z: It's no use, I've been driving around at 88mph since the eighties... Still just getting old.

175197  Amy Housewine: The cosmetic surgery to turn him into a monster was successful. What he lost in peripheral vision, he gained in sex appeal.

175205  Derp Herpigan: Those apples seem a wrong color for consumption.

175193  Bu7Z: @dangerous dave there once was a pelican from Nantucket, and let me just say the stories you may have heard about him are grossly exagurated.

175196  fakeusername: @Bu7Z ah yes that timeless sailor's fantasy of a fish with a booty

175193  Bu7Z: @Teechur and yet, a similar lesson could be taken away...

175200  Derp Herpigan: Kanye dig it?

175193  dangerous dave: There once was a pelican from Nantucket. ...No, wait.

175194  Bu7Z: I would have got away with it, if it weren't for you meddling cats.

175184  Teechur: You're the wind beneath my wing....

175197  tritium: @ignatz They are basically airbags, designed to burst on impact and lessen the force of impact.

175195  Bu7Z: Somewhere, inside, five teens confront some old dude who mutters the words, 'I would have got away with it ,if it weren't for you mother fucking kuntz.

175197  dangerous dave: Who hacked my PC and stole my glamor shots?

175197  tritium: Long live the new flesh!

175185  Teechur: Don't worry. Just poopin' They already stole me lucky charms.

175172  dangerous dave: @tritium Perhaps because he shouldn't have eaten so many of his daughter's brownies between selling houses and entrepreneuring the telecommunications?

175183  dangerkeith3000: @dangerous dave it was probably made before postal codes because standardized. zip code 98062 is in Washington and they used WN instead of the standard WA.

175196  Bu7Z: Personally, a human booty with a fish head is more versatile than a lady body from the waist up but all fishy from there down.

175186  Teechur: How a toddler view potty training.....

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175047 zodiacflash: And here we see the storage system of an entire megabyte and its round-the clock maintenance...

174993 zupobaloop: @piranharama "I wanna see your pea-cock, cock, cock" -- Katy Perry

175017 raditzu: Applesplit!

175163 Noremak: @Noremak Correction and clarification: Last pagan country in Europe.

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175170 Prostata: that is not how you make pressed ham

175097 Teechur: @Hokie33 That's what I'm afraid of! RIP GC.

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Score:
598
 
 Borkf: LA-DE-DA
 Gomi Day: i still wanna get myself a lada niva one of these days.
 LaeMi: Oh, LADA. .... Ohhh ohh ohh oh.
 ClockworkJackalope: "The LADA, when you care little for function, fashion, or self dignity
 Peter Pantsless: @Teechur *high five*
 Teechur: Not a whole LADA change there.
Image 142289   11-04-16   Uploaded by    kate shutupton
Score:
163
 
 Beeble: The whole time?
 Xeno: Knee slapper!
 A duck: Don't drink wheat beer and drive
 LaeMi: Dads! Amiright?
Image 142288   11-04-16   Uploaded by    CoffeeAndCigs
Score:
632
 
 Beef Supreme: Thirty minutes earlier, that seagull was chowing down in a Taco Bell dumpster.
 Teechur: Ya gotta dream!
Image 142287   11-04-16   Uploaded by    Ment Thorp
Score:
675
 
 annterland: @eyebrowsonfleek he's high on life
 eyebrowsonfleek: What are you?!?!
 BILL DOOR: THAT'S THE STRANGEST WASHCLOTH I HAVE EVER SEEN.
 grizzly: I'll have a chinchilla!
 Hosebag: So that's what was clogging the shower drain.
 ClockworkJackalope: Tell me, does Marcell Wallace look like a bitch?
 Xeno: A bath? But, don't chinchillas die if they get wet? Like reverse mogwais?
 A duck: U WOT M8?
Image 142286   11-04-16   Uploaded by    melted plastic
Score:
381
 
 BlarfyB: @Ratty Twist! He's a cop.
 Ratty: But how does he know?
 radar racer: well, he's right
 Cami: May as well say, "pull me over."
 A duck: @Teechur: Officer Davis, badge #62687, sucks dick
 Teechur: Yep. Gotta be Marion, OH. That guy's probably on a first-name basis with the cop behind him, too.
Image 142285   11-04-16   Uploaded by    highdra
Score:
397
 
 Noremak: Too legible for black metal
 Noremak: Too legible for black metal
 Gomi Day: nice bathory shirt, yo.
 WTF: Roadie: "Dude, are you here to pick up the band?" Leather Jacket Guy: "What band? No man, my girlfriend's flying in."
 Scoo: I think a uniformed chauffeur holding the sign would be funnier
 Derp Herpigan: *honks*
Image 142284   11-04-16   Uploaded by    Gentleman
Score:
193
 
 BlarfyB: Needs more brine.
 Skaalar: I actually have a pair of those goblets. They are enormously inconvenient to drink out of, but you will never feel more like the proverbial pimp.
 UseYourName: Who drew the final king?
Image 142283   11-04-16   Uploaded by    booger
Score:
566
 
 A duck: Maybe she's borkf with it, maybe it's Maybelline
 Teechur: I was behind someone at Walmart with a similar ponytail. This face is ever so much easier to look at.
Image 142282   11-04-16   Uploaded by    trumpet
Score:
122
 
 whiplash: "Must be gone by Thursday (my wife gets home Friday)."
 jazzjunkie: Free alpaca. Must go ASAP. Female. 6 years old. Prefer phone call over text but either works. Need gone by Thursday. The name is Daisy and she responds to it very well. Family loving animal and loves cheese-itz. Looking for a good home. Thanks, Dylan.
 jazzjunkie: Free alpaca. Must go ASAP. Female. 6 years old. Prefer phone call over text but either works. Need gone by Thursday. The name is Daisy and she responds to it very well. Family loving animal and loves cheese-itz. Looking for a good home. Thanks, Dylan.
 LaeMi: If the image had been better trimmed, the text might have been legible!
Image 142281   11-04-16   Uploaded by    the snark
Score:
434
 
 eyebrowsonfleek: Greetings, infidelsss
 grizzly: Cho!
 Mr. Shine: @A duck Yeah, classic projection of issues.
 A duck: @Mr. Shine: To think that Freud was the one with penis issues all along...
 Mr. Shine: This sort of thing is why Freud is heavily discredited amongst modern mental health professionals. He was a sick puppy, andhe was just plain wrong about nearly everything.
 LaeMi: Also works in certain other heavily-gun-centric cultures.
Image 142280   11-04-16   Uploaded by    HairyNips
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