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249303  Joseph: Please stop.

249274  San DoDo: Wood praise again

249278  San DoDo: Most haunting work to date!

249282  San DoDo: Now what?

249307  charlemagne: keep it up greg and it'll be two pounds of flesh

249286  San DoDo: They're steaming mad!

249288  San DoDo: Now kiss

249289  San DoDo: This is your final warning..

249292  San DoDo: I like the one where they try to break castle gates with a computer ram, also goat ram in the PC

249295  San DoDo: Tubular!

249296  San DoDo: Oh fou shou, fou shou

249305  San DoDo: This is awesome, I hope there's like a Blockbuster gift card in the socks

249296  charlemagne: maybe I did, and maybe I didn't. in all the confusion I'm not so sure myself. but what you should be asking is if you feel lucky

249297  charlemagne: the trick is to hit the acceleration just as the number two appears on the screen, you get a little boost

249312  Knice: Craigslist said it had power steering.

249215  Prostata: they make an ointment for that now

249305  Knice: Very not funny.

249312  sparename: Can use the Car-Mool Lane

249213  Science: On the losing end of the wishbone, and I won't pretend I don't mind

249305  Mr. Whiskers: And inside the socks...an Apple Watch. And inside the watch...dental floss. But inside the floss is oral hygiene - and that, my friend, is the true gift.

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249148 Amy Housewine: Your halo is broken.

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249049 Jaunty Shrimp: @Mr. Shine Sounds neat :)

249218 Telkwa: Cristo Redentor

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249189 Astanapan: I find people who know what they want attractive.

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249106 Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro

249073 addend: "Okay, Google, tell Siri to tell Alexa to tell the copier..."



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 Sandor: I actually just did that to my bike. Sober (but very tired)
 carpwoman: Oh hell, I do that sober.
 SpaceCow: Thank goodness. Your door was going off all night.
Image 142234   11-04-16   Uploaded by    grandma
Score:
627
 
 zupobaloop: The squiggle under his name. Big win.
 scribbs: @fumbduck FWIW, he was the Michael Jordan of hockey, and he famously said that one misses 100% of the shots one doesn't take.
 John Singapore: You miss 100% of the 0% of the goals you don't score.
 Firm Buttocks: The grate one
 SpaceCow: You miss 100% of the victims which escape.
 scribbs: I miss reading 100% of the comments you don't make.
 fumbduck: I have no idea what this is, but I like it.
Image 142233   11-04-16   Uploaded by    Watch Out
Score:
524
 
 whiplash: "They said I would lose the weight once I gave birth. They lied!"
 WaffleIron: You miss tasting 100% of the kittens you don't eat.
 Dresdenkeogh: You will be absorbed into the catlective... And you will be delicious.
 fumbduck: Always RAD.
Image 142232   11-04-16   Uploaded by    habbekratz
Score:
736
 
 Sandor: No Motrhead? Fail!
 Hiddentigerma: If this is bingo. I have no idea who anthrax are.
 hajjpodge: He could have included the grandfathers of heavy metal, Black Sabbath, and I would have passed him with extra credit.
 Skinr: nice, all of the Big 4! that's worth a rad
 SpaceCow: @a sedated moose I hear he becomes a god and you can watch heads a roll.
 a sedated moose: This is what happens when you take a mortal man and put him in control.
 winwolf: Rad. In 1992.
Image 142231   11-04-16   Uploaded by    million laffs
Score:
585
 
 scribbs: @Teechur My mom and dad put out hummingbird feeders. They say that when the feeders get empty, the humming birds come and tap on the windows.
 Teechur: Hey, thir, your thalt lick ith empty. Can you pleathe put out a replathement? Thankth.
 ch: ahhhhh yup yup yup looking for some tree pizza yup
 SpaceCow: "Hi! Can you help me to the deer crossing?"
 Butcherboy: All I can think of is that deer mount in evil dead
 Firm Buttocks: NURRR IM A DEEYUH
 Musician: deerp
Image 142230   11-04-16   Uploaded by    Morn Bumbies
Score:
495
 
 trelyate: "well, this made that one rat really popular..."
 Jaunty Shrimp: Blair Witch trap?
 robford: Meagre harvest this year
 Headoftheclass: "Can you get D's here in 30 minutes or less?" -D's what? "Deez nutz!"
 Pizza: Squirrels love me and I love squirrels.
 Mad Collager: Some people have pie-in-the-sky attitudes toward pizza.
Image 142229   11-04-16   Uploaded by    romangreek
Score:
363
 
 skillet: OK, Great!
 jochenau: The poo rose adds a subtle poignancy to the message.
 Fishy: Not very friendly!
 tib gubb: She's a keeper
 annterland: Should I just circle the one I prefer or what?
 Knice: CLAP-CLAP, CLAPCLAPCLAP GO, TEAM!!!
 Himesama: It is crazy hard to write with frosting methinks a stensil was used.
 a robot: Well your penmanship is nice anyway
Image 142228   11-04-16   Uploaded by    kayjay
Score:
548
 
 WaffleIron: Just did grand canyon today, and some parts looked a little like this, but better.
 jochenau: utah.jpg
 hajjpodge: I'm pretty tired. I think I'll go home now.
 ElitrArceus5100: I am not driving into this death/tourist trap
 Firm Buttocks: Tell me about the sun Tell me about the rain Tell me about the fields Tell me about the plains
 Mr. Shine: *floors it*
Image 142227   11-04-16   Uploaded by    140bpm
Score:
842
 
 whiplash: How you catch Lyme disease. And Deer Herpes.
 Knice: Almost there; now the trick is to get the plug in before too much air gets out.
 Headoftheclass: @ElitrArceus5100 What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
 ElitrArceus5100: She has now contracted a few diseases
 Mr. Shine: NOM NOM NOM
Image 142226   11-04-16   Uploaded by    Oh Don Piano
Score:
316
 
 BlarfyB: @grizzly No, one comes after zero.
 grizzly: I always forget that one that comes after seven.
 WaffleIron: Like, every day?
 tib gubb: Setting the bar pretty high there, aren't we?
 Chest Rockwell: Is this an application for a minimum wage job?
 KL1NGON: We'll agree to disagree.
 San DoDo: seven ate nine?
Image 142225   11-04-16   Uploaded by    Vanna
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