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237935  WTF: Buttsniff and...?

237931  White Rice: @Himesama well, now you know what to do if you ever get in an argument worthy of petty annoyances & childish -revenge-

237928  Warrax: Pisa flavored ice cream? I dunno about that.

237921  Not A Bot: What can you do. Dare to be stupid.

237935  Warrax: Always am.

237936  White Rice: He just kept hearing things about hot flashes from his great-aunt, so he thought he was helping.

237874  drtofu: Behold, my cat-gun!

237876  drtofu: fucking duck

237936  Ulillillia: Good to know, I guess.

237934  mexican: Most obvious social engineering attempt I have ever seen.

237934  NashtasticVoyage: Wow, me too! I wonder if we've met. What's your mother's maiden name?

237934  Off Topic: A paved one.

237926  mrdiron: We've all been there

237941  Nope: Ha, pee stain

237942  Nope: Well its good she keeps them in a glass and not her vagina, might want to take it a bit easy on the blush though.

237914  Springbok: He's certainly not cowardly

237917  Springbok: Is that Satan in the bottom right shadows?

237932  charlemagne: the glass eyes make it look so lifelike

237907  charlemagne: that's it ruffles! keep it spinning

237879  Whatever: Uses natural gas I bet

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237857 Mr. Shine: @glenalec classic Lassie.

237734 OldKentuckyShark: You're going to watch your favorite shows on the internet? You seem like a cheap ass...

237727 glenalec: Well, if you can't control your vehicle properly....

237737 Mr. Shine: @charlemagne I don't believe so. During Sealand's Civil War, the German government negotiated for the return of the only P.O.W., and paid a hefty fee for his release.

237763 some guy : What am I supposed to be seeing here? What should I notice about this?? I could really use a graphic aide.

237696 hajjpodge: Kim Jong Un's side business.

237873 Ulillillia: The Olympics only they give out laptops instead of medals

237717 Wooden Spoon: @Dr Awkward: Starring Bennie Goodman

237697 trelyate: "shit, I left my weed in the glove department"

237699 some guy : Windowlicky

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 SpaceCow: There snakes out there this big?
 Borkf: lol they all ded
 Headoftheclass: Awwww...they made a buffet line for it.
 Whatever: How many Smoots is that?
 duckfarts: they're safe because they ain't got buns, hun
 jochenau: After the seven hundredth time you see the wheels turning in a person's head after you say you're a herpetologist, you start to develop a weird sense of humor.
 fumbduck: Watch out for swole snekk
 mexican: Python for scale
 Cami: They're all snake poo now.
 ClockworkJackalope: As you can see, our snake is bigger than yours
Image 142155   11-04-16   Uploaded by    durian
 itskando: Must have been on the jury. Flashbacks
 SpaceCow: Bluto hates being served beverages without alcohol in them.
 trelyate: did he cough up a cat?
 John Singapore: Danish. We call the professor Tournesol, not Calculus, and the dog is Terry, not Snowy.
 grizzly: Me today.
 Lestrange: Oops alcohol free served by error
 San DoDo: Still can't believe it's teqila
 etc: "The hell is this, water?!"
 Zukero: @jochenau It is. We call it a "zero".
 jochenau: I think that the Nordic slashy-o should be adopted into English.
 Zukero: @ignatz "Mille millions de mille sabords !" in french.
 ClockworkJackalope: @ignatz blistering blue bitches
 ignatz: If we had billions of blue blistering barnacles, what was the original Belgian?
Image 142154   11-04-16   Uploaded by    Musician
 Moldred: Couch surfin' doggy style.
 Wet farts: Please excuse me while I rub my genitalia all over your couch.
 Headoftheclass: Some dogs liquify at room temperature.
 sparename: Boneless Dog Doo-Daa Band
 duckfarts: clearly a cat in disguise
 ClockworkJackalope: I'm getting off the couch.. see.. just taking my time about it
 Teechur: Downward dog? Nailed it!
 Knice: I guess obedience school doesn't teach them how to even.
Image 142153   11-04-16   Uploaded by    Fantasy
 BlarfyB: @Headoftheclass Saint Wilma, protect us from sin and Princess Ardala!
 Headoftheclass: Saint Wilma Deering of the 25th century.
 etc: Patron Saint of FTL Travel
 sparename: I sense another Chris de Burgh song coming out soon
 Whatever: There's gonna be a shrine like that on the moon someday...
 Scoo: Sacred Mother of Jetpack Jesus
 Knice: Our Lady of SciFi.
Image 142152   11-04-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 a robot: "Screw you, I do what I want!"
 annterland: Instructions unclear...beautiful people stuck in food bowl
 Urn BooUrn: The elusive cat/squirrel, long thought only a myth.
 Teechur: You know, there was an easier way. But not a cuter one!
Image 142151   11-04-16   Uploaded by    Entertainmentalist
 Amy Housewine: It contains a flask of poison that could potentially be broken by a decaying atom. There was a cat, but it escaped. Kitty ain't supid.
 Warrax: I can't believe it may or may not be butter!
 Bluetocracy: If you don't open it, it might still be alive...? Wait, what if it's still alive when you DO open it?
 WTF: I think that means it's made from cat's milk.
 Side Boob: It is simultaneously existing as butter and not butter
 3ravens: @Whatever Your coronary arteries can be considered both atherosclerotic and healthy until you undergo a coronary angiography
 Whatever: Is it half the calories until you open it?
Image 142150   11-04-16   Uploaded by    Hippitus Hoppitus
 Warrax: FINISH HIM!
 a robot: @Butcherboy This must be that THRILLHO I've heard so much about
 Chef Says: One bad dude.
 Butcherboy: Buy me bonestorm or go to hell
 petepuma: he went from 11 to 75
 SomeCanadian: To his credit, that was the shit in grade school when it came out.
Image 142149   11-04-16   Uploaded by    au bon pain
 scribbs: Happy-looking mutt :-)
 eyebrowsonfleek: Ahoy doggo
 FatTigerWoods: Chocolate chip cookie dog
 carpwoman: @msmstud - Tortietude. You must have one!
 Headoftheclass: Anyone else have a sudden craving for chocolate chip cookie bars?
 Warrax: Dog thinks Led Zeppelin is just okay.
 msmstud: A tortoiseshell DOG?? Does it have tortie-tude?
 mrwiffler: Yey mongrels!
 SomeCanadian: Holy crap that is a cool looking dog.
Image 142148   11-04-16   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
 Nope: @eider Narc
 Amy Housewine: Must be so tempting to steal the sign as well.
 Headoftheclass: A pic of Ice Cube taped on the ice dispenser would really drive the point home.
 Warrax: I'd feel hardcore af.
 Sadbot: I'd love to see a cop or two show up and resist rolling their eyes at the owner
 eider: @Nope stealing is stealing
 Cami: The war on entitlement.
 WTF: @Nope In the US, new legislation makes this a felony. In red states anything stolen over 12.5oz is considered "Grand Theft Soda". In blue states it's considered "Unlawful transportation of a toxic and harmful substance" (high-fructose corn syrup).
 Whatever: Watch out for the Soda Nazis...
 EliteArceus5100: Some people don't have a dollar cause they're poor, so they resort to stealing for food, and they know that the only way for them to stay alive is to go to jail so they can get 3 free meals a day and a bed to sleep in
 Nope: It'd be a fine at best
Image 142147   11-04-16   Uploaded by    obboma
 Donut: I had a Burger King in my area shut down with barely any warning because the workers hadn't gotten a paycheck in over a month and when the police arrived at the owner's place, they saw she had a U-Haul in her driveway and was planning on fleeing. She was arrested, but the BK kept empty for a year. And that's why we didn't get the special Halloween Burgers with the black buns that year.
 Nothing: I'm sorry
 DarkTeddy: The guys on LTE. It doesnt take much data to jump on iMessage or WhatsApp @duckfarts
 Warrax: Soon to be replaced by Burger Parliament.
 ModelTRex: Why did Biggie not respond? A: He was shot in LA in 1997.
 duckfarts: @DarkTeddy people in countries where it's actually affordable and actually cheap to use SMS/MMS as your main form of IM
 jochenau: @DarkTeddy I'd need a support group too if my Burger King suddenly went missing.
 DarkTeddy: Why would any one group MMS?
Image 142146   11-04-16   Uploaded by    prius
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