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254181  Chest Rockwell: What's with the Spaceballs helmet?

254204  tess: Oh, deer.

254073  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/comics/…

254203  Sprinkles: Amazon sell Aloe Vera right?

254191  Warrax: I took a business ethics class once. It was... creepy. Like ethics for sociopaths. "You should be ethical because if you get caught, you might lose sales" kind of shit.

254171  Jabberwikket: @a robot A spotted cuteness

254194  jochenau: Well, hyperventilating *is* more socially acceptable than farting in public...er, is it though?

254194  tib gubb: @tib gubb as opposed to the smart feller

254194  tib gubb: that would make you the fart smeller

253149  Mr Bleak: Total honesty in advertising is rare these days.

254202  craftjunk: I might have to get this one, too.

254202  canada: I wonder if she wants the cheese or the mouse. One of my cats loves cheese.

254202  Handyman: The Best Things For Sale

254186  redmonkey3: The only way to travel!

254188  redmonkey3: Paci keeper clipped to collar & i melt even moar somehow

254189  redmonkey3: Who wears it better ?

253826  redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

254176  raditzu: i would 100% fall for this :(

254190  raditzu: Hey, human! the food's almost ready!

254171  WannaBee: @Annoying Vegan @a robot Quolls are carnivorous marsupials native to Australia. @Not A Bot Quinn Morgendorffer is Daria's sisters name.

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253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

254154 ChubbyBuddy: Drain the swamp

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

253961 necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag



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Score:
562
 
 SpaceCow: There snakes out there this big?
 Borkf: lol they all ded
 Headoftheclass: Awwww...they made a buffet line for it.
 Whatever: How many Smoots is that?
 duckfarts: they're safe because they ain't got buns, hun
 jochenau: After the seven hundredth time you see the wheels turning in a person's head after you say you're a herpetologist, you start to develop a weird sense of humor.
 fumbduck: Watch out for swole snekk
 mexican: Python for scale
 Cami: They're all snake poo now.
 ClockworkJackalope: As you can see, our snake is bigger than yours
Image 142155   11-04-16   Uploaded by    durian
Score:
484
 
 itskando: Must have been on the jury. Flashbacks
 SpaceCow: Bluto hates being served beverages without alcohol in them.
 trelyate: did he cough up a cat?
 John Singapore: Danish. We call the professor Tournesol, not Calculus, and the dog is Terry, not Snowy.
 grizzly: Me today.
 Lestrange: Oops alcohol free served by error
 San DoDo: Still can't believe it's teqila
 etc: "The hell is this, water?!"
 Zukero: @jochenau It is. We call it a "zero".
 jochenau: I think that the Nordic slashy-o should be adopted into English.
 Zukero: @ignatz "Mille millions de mille sabords !" in french.
 ClockworkJackalope: @ignatz blistering blue bitches
 ignatz: If we had billions of blue blistering barnacles, what was the original Belgian?
Image 142154   11-04-16   Uploaded by    Musician
Score:
625
 
 Moldred: Couch surfin' doggy style.
 Wet farts: Please excuse me while I rub my genitalia all over your couch.
 Headoftheclass: Some dogs liquify at room temperature.
 sparename: Boneless Dog Doo-Daa Band
 duckfarts: clearly a cat in disguise
 ClockworkJackalope: I'm getting off the couch.. see.. just taking my time about it
 Teechur: Downward dog? Nailed it!
 Knice: I guess obedience school doesn't teach them how to even.
Image 142153   11-04-16   Uploaded by    Fantasy
Score:
560
 
 BlarfyB: @Headoftheclass Saint Wilma, protect us from sin and Princess Ardala!
 Headoftheclass: Saint Wilma Deering of the 25th century.
 etc: Patron Saint of FTL Travel
 sparename: I sense another Chris de Burgh song coming out soon
 Whatever: There's gonna be a shrine like that on the moon someday...
 Scoo: Sacred Mother of Jetpack Jesus
 Knice: Our Lady of SciFi.
Image 142152   11-04-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
878
 
 a robot: "Screw you, I do what I want!"
 annterland: Instructions unclear...beautiful people stuck in food bowl
 Urn BooUrn: The elusive cat/squirrel, long thought only a myth.
 Teechur: You know, there was an easier way. But not a cuter one!
Image 142151   11-04-16   Uploaded by    Entertainmentalist
Score:
411
 
 Amy Housewine: It contains a flask of poison that could potentially be broken by a decaying atom. There was a cat, but it escaped. Kitty ain't supid.
 Warrax: I can't believe it may or may not be butter!
 Bluetocracy: If you don't open it, it might still be alive...? Wait, what if it's still alive when you DO open it?
 WTF: I think that means it's made from cat's milk.
 Side Boob: It is simultaneously existing as butter and not butter
 3ravens: @Whatever Your coronary arteries can be considered both atherosclerotic and healthy until you undergo a coronary angiography
 Whatever: Is it half the calories until you open it?
Image 142150   11-04-16   Uploaded by    Hippitus Hoppitus
Score:
612
 
 etc: THRILLHO
 Warrax: FINISH HIM!
 a robot: @Butcherboy This must be that THRILLHO I've heard so much about
 jochenau: JACKSON POLLOCKTALITY
 Chef Says: One bad dude.
 Butcherboy: Buy me bonestorm or go to hell
 petepuma: he went from 11 to 75
 SomeCanadian: To his credit, that was the shit in grade school when it came out.
Image 142149   11-04-16   Uploaded by    au bon pain
Score:
969
 
 scribbs: Happy-looking mutt :-)
 eyebrowsonfleek: Ahoy doggo
 FatTigerWoods: Chocolate chip cookie dog
 carpwoman: @msmstud - Tortietude. You must have one!
 Headoftheclass: Anyone else have a sudden craving for chocolate chip cookie bars?
 Warrax: Dog thinks Led Zeppelin is just okay.
 msmstud: A tortoiseshell DOG?? Does it have tortie-tude?
 mrwiffler: Yey mongrels!
 SomeCanadian: Holy crap that is a cool looking dog.
Image 142148   11-04-16   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
Score:
356
 
 Nope: @eider Narc
 Amy Housewine: Must be so tempting to steal the sign as well.
 Headoftheclass: A pic of Ice Cube taped on the ice dispenser would really drive the point home.
 Warrax: I'd feel hardcore af.
 Sadbot: I'd love to see a cop or two show up and resist rolling their eyes at the owner
 duckfarts: BREAKING THE LAW BREAKING THE LAW
 eider: @Nope stealing is stealing
 Cami: The war on entitlement.
 WTF: @Nope In the US, new legislation makes this a felony. In red states anything stolen over 12.5oz is considered "Grand Theft Soda". In blue states it's considered "Unlawful transportation of a toxic and harmful substance" (high-fructose corn syrup).
 Whatever: Watch out for the Soda Nazis...
 EliteArceus5100: Some people don't have a dollar cause they're poor, so they resort to stealing for food, and they know that the only way for them to stay alive is to go to jail so they can get 3 free meals a day and a bed to sleep in
 Nope: It'd be a fine at best
Image 142147   11-04-16   Uploaded by    obboma
Score:
631
 
 Donut: I had a Burger King in my area shut down with barely any warning because the workers hadn't gotten a paycheck in over a month and when the police arrived at the owner's place, they saw she had a U-Haul in her driveway and was planning on fleeing. She was arrested, but the BK kept empty for a year. And that's why we didn't get the special Halloween Burgers with the black buns that year.
 Nothing: I'm sorry
 DarkTeddy: The guys on LTE. It doesnt take much data to jump on iMessage or WhatsApp @duckfarts
 Warrax: Soon to be replaced by Burger Parliament.
 ModelTRex: Why did Biggie not respond? A: He was shot in LA in 1997.
 duckfarts: @DarkTeddy people in countries where it's actually affordable and actually cheap to use SMS/MMS as your main form of IM
 jochenau: @DarkTeddy I'd need a support group too if my Burger King suddenly went missing.
 DarkTeddy: Why would any one group MMS?
Image 142146   11-04-16   Uploaded by    prius
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