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238274  Shay: Best press conference ever.

238265  Urn BooUrn: Accurate.

238274  Mexico: Can your old Uncle Sal borrow a million dollars for an art project?

238269  Hokie333: Binders full of women?

238252  Christina: This flying car doesn't look like it can be driven on regular streets.

238273  Warrax: Dominic you rat! How could you give your own singer the ol' frozen trophy?

238273  Shay: crap! crap! crap! crap! crap!

238084  Hokie333: 435 bottles (give or take*) x 16.9 fluid ounces = 459.5 pounds. Not as much as I'd guessed, but I'm sure it's exceeding all the manufacturer's limits. Plus, none of that's gonna get cold if there's no room for air circulation (*I'm assuming the upper main shelves are all 2 bottles deep)

238282  glenalec: Well, it's their life-crushing debt.

238272  jochenau: Kale was already bad enough, the GMO nonsense is just going too far.

238260  jochenau: Makes me think of the Avengers movie poster where the dudes are all in the sexualized poses they usually use for the ladies.

238249  glenalec: @mexican - that's a fair point :-)

238262  Christina: "You are doing me a frighten."

238268  jochenau: I like this kind of garden, much better than the highly-manicured places with everything separated into little distinct plots.

238268  Christina: Every scene goes better with doggos.

238269  jochenau: Well I guess there might be some unique challenges in managing porn personnel...

238260  Shay: Robo-Burt Reynolds' biggest weakness: Getting his arm dry humped.

238260  trelyate: it took me way too long to figure out that the right leg is actually some dude with a killer ass

238271  Christina: Very flexible.

238265  Slerzy: Wow, Mr. Carrey really captured her in this work. I can practically feel the spittle hitting my face.

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9. Scoo
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238048 Christina: A side quest awaits you.

238029 Mr Bleak: @Robespierre Fun fact 3: "BMW" stands for "Break My Windows"

238024 well duh: Unfortunately, this happens regularly with large horned or antlered animals; reindeer are especially susceptible.

238181 Zukero: @White Rice I guess he must have accidentally chopped his website, then chopped his hosting problems.

238199 a robot: He's holding the S upside down. If it was like that on the sign then it definitely needed taking down

238038 Mr Bleak: I checked, and it's real: google /maps/place/48%C2%B008'35.8%22N+123%C2%B010'09.4%22W/@48.1430595,-123.1689842,581a,35y,180h/data=!3m1!1e3!4m6!3m5!1s0x0:0x0!7e2!8m2!3d48.1432761!4d-123.1692882 the best bit is the neighbour has probably never even seen it...

238085 Whatever: More like chestburster abortion from the Aliens movies...

238194 glenalec: @VoR - everyone past their mid 20's is (when intensive cell repair starts to take a back seat in favor of energy conservation - aka getting fat on what you used to eat all the time).

238106 TurkeyVulture: @Scoo drink it to stay up late and study math, maybe.

238075 antipatterns: Lol the dude who invented the Cherokee language basically did it alone in his house and everyone in the village thought he was crazy. Took him years and multiple attempts with ideograms and others to devise the modern 86 character Cherokee language. Wild story.

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11. PygmyGremlin: 2025 points
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 jochenau: Sweaters your grandma knitted: always in style!
 Shay: Two wild and crazzzzeeeee guys!
 Janston: Dapper af
 FabricMan: What is LOOOOVE / Baby don't hurt me / Don't hurt me / No more
 Mr. Shine: Howdy there, sailor!
 Chef Says: I agree with the bartender.
 Fett4life: We are two wiiild and cuhrraaaazy guys!
 Amy Housewine: The barman's facial expession suggests that he strongly feels that this is not what he fought a war for.
 a robot: "Looking good, Louis." "Feeling good, Todd!"
 Micro Jackson: Chicks dig it!
 SomeCanadian: So I says to Mabel, I says...
 Knice: Those two are about to generate enough static electricity to power a small town.
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 Robespierre: "The answer, my friend / Is blowin' in the wind..."
 SomeCanadian: BRBLLLBLLLLBLL...
 Micro Jackson: Such mouth!
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 jochenau: Why, Japan? Just...why?
 SpaceCow: Someone didn't expect the cialis to kick in so fast.
 Janston: I wish I could rad this twice.
 Knice: It's like a fist-bump, but more intense. (#141123)
 Micro Jackson: Everest? More like Neverest!
 SomeCanadian: They just don't make chest-bursters like they used to anymore.
 thecraftywolf: Have a good caption for this one?
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 Jaktai: You monster!
 a sedated moose: @White Rice bravo!
 White Rice: Grab a handful, but don't throw them all in your mouth at once. Problem solved (even though fruit & chocolate can go together, so it isn't really a bad pairing unless you get one you REALLY don't like). And, to further ruin the fun, they've got markings to show which are which, so you'd have to try to mess this up. Last thing: they're different shapes (yes, both are round candies, but skittles are generally rounder all over, while m&m's are more disk like). Alright, enough ruining everyone's fun.
 Off Topic: Trick AND Treat.
 Micro Jackson: Damn you!
 hurr: this is only a problem if you are a greed person if you take one at a time you will enjoy your treat
 thecraftywolf: which is the trick either way it's candy so it's good either way
Image 141554   11-01-16   Uploaded by    Ulillillia
 jochenau: Because babies love loud noises and things that explode!
 Nofishforsale: As safe as holding a rabid squirrel!
 carpwoman: Made without child labor. Sure they were.
 trelyate: hehe, ANIL.
 thecraftywolf: safety toy fire works? at least it's not made with child labor that's good. but authorized name?
 Knice: #My MotherBaby Crackers bring all the noise to the yard#
 petepuma: oh it's ok, it's CHAINESE
 fanny: @Borkf shhhh. that comment was not within the statutory noise level limit at the time of posting.
 a sedated moose: You have no idea how many times I've had to return my food because it wasn't packed by underage laborers in a dangerously loud environment.
 Borkf: This product is confusing. Fireworks?
Image 141553   11-01-16   Uploaded by    Whatever
 Jaktai: Horror mask.
 SomeCanadian: Chinese latex mask manufacturers are the real victors of this election.
 hurr: that poor fucking guy...seriously let him set up a Patreon with that picture i bet he could stop working
 ottorongo: Quickly, get your mask now before nobody gives a shit.
 Hiddentigerma: Sex doll factory looking good.
 petepuma: poll monitor uniforms almost done
 fanny: oh god.
 Borkf: This explains a lot.
 ignatz: ..we are all actors in this, I suppose.. GSH
Image 141552   11-01-16   Uploaded by    a robot
 Call Of Pooty: ummmmmm @Warrax!
 petepuma: are you the gatekeeper?
 Warrax: I watched Alien for halloween last night. It was my daughter's first time seeing it, great movie.
 ignatz: The Jonesey Question was never properly resolved..
Image 141551   11-01-16   Uploaded by    a robot
 cArdent: @Meow I was gonna guess Ambulocetus.
 Meow: A magical liopleurodon
 SomeCanadian: If you're good all year, the Hanukkah mosasaur will visit and disembowel your enemies.
Image 141550   11-01-16   Uploaded by    CrookedCop
 Jaktai: Hey kids, try and catch me.
 hat thrab: I ain't gonna lie. I would sit down and watch this guy. It seems like he's going somewhere with it.
 Nofishforsale: The Japanese sure can come up with some hard ways to make a living.
 SpaceCow: The Pan's Labyrinth/Pokemon crossover is sure to delight children of all ages.
 ClockworkJackalope: This is why you don't leave them in their poke balls for years
 annterland: PikaWHAAA??
 trelyate: Pokemon Go got weird.
 chhumphrey: This cosplay is uncalled for
 White Rice: Someone give that 'chu a sandwich...or 5. That level of skinniness is painful to look at :-/
 Micro Jackson: Er....Actually, I don't really need to catch 'em all thanks....Gotta go
 Borkf: Yellow electric mouse? #141232
 Janston: This scars the children.
 a robot: OH GOD WHY
Image 141549   11-01-16   Uploaded by    a sedated moose
 jochenau: The Greatest Story Ever Told
 chhumphrey: Thanks for ruining my childhood
 Fett4life: Swap out Dick Van Dyke with Ellen Degeneres and I'm there.
 Micro Jackson: Poppin one in yo sorry ass
 Janston: "I am sick and tired of these motherfucking spoonfuls, of this motherfucking sugar, to make this motherfucking medicine gonna down."
 Warrax: Supergoddamnfuckingisticexpebitchadocious.
 Mr. Butt: @Mr. Butt And thanks to whoever radded my comment...I just laughed again
 Mr. Butt: Well, thanks for making me laugh out loud in public
 underwear: God, if you're listening...Please make this real.
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