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267950  Not A Bot: Stop it humanity, you're doing me a dispair

267869  brown tony: @Scoo lolol

267936  Micro Jackson: I know I've been whisking the cat for hours but it's still kinda lumpy

267940  Micro Jackson: Recursive

267942  Micro Jackson: C'mon pupper! Eat the homework like a good doggo!

267943  Micro Jackson: Low budget Titanic remake

267944  Micro Jackson: Off to wabbit skool!

267946  Micro Jackson: Gonna be hard to get the lasagne stains out

267947  Micro Jackson: ABSolutely not

267949  Micro Jackson: @hapi papi That's kinda the point. It makes as much sense as any other religion.

267951  Micro Jackson: 10: PRINT "BOOBS" 20: GOTO 10

267952  Micro Jackson: Why?

267955  Micro Jackson: It won't last

267957  Micro Jackson: Listen up, pup!

267958  Micro Jackson: Pump YOU up!

267938  MrBoffo: Snakes love this!

267943  MrBoffo: Swann's Way

267949  MrBoffo: ANT-KNEEEE!

267952  MrBoffo: None Of The Above

267932  dangerkeith3000: I don't get these pop culture jokes.

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9. Spazstatic
10. Side Boob



The top ten most commented-on images today:

267648 Christina: By the way, if not for crazy women, some men would never get laid at all.

267930 Mad Collager: My, she has lots of spirit!

267564 Bluetocracy: Leonard, put down the flashlight and take off that silly robe, I'm trying to watch tv!

267576 VeeKay: Johnny Tightlips.

267597 BavidDowie: All your bass are belong to him

267839 mammal883: @ignatz AND, I don't like the way the stripes on his tie and shirt don't line up...

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267580 VeeKay: Not shown = Young Ettiene, who lives in an asylum.

267713 dangerkeith3000: The human Centipede.

267859 Mr. Butt: @fanny Instructions unclear. Ewok stuck in ass.



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 2. fanny: 3929 points
 3. Side Boob: 3545 points
 4. Gomi Day: 2486 points
 5. E. HONDA: 2235 points
 6. toad: 2147 points
 7. Nope: 1858 points
 8. time is wastin: 1673 points
 9. static xyz: 1632 points
10. Shay: 1535 points
11. bbbrandon: 1530 points
12. Mustyrats: 1524 points
13. Double-Munched Tacotito: 1460 points
14. Annoying Vegan : 1454 points
15. Mexico: 1436 points
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Score:
434
 
 Beeble: On the prowl!
 space: Sweaters your grandma knitted: always in style!
 Shay: Two wild and crazzzzeeeee guys!
 Janston: Dapper af
 FabricMan: What is LOOOOVE / Baby don't hurt me / Don't hurt me / No more
 Mr. Shine: Howdy there, sailor!
 Chef Says: I agree with the bartender.
 Fett4life: We are two wiiild and cuhrraaaazy guys!
 Amy Housewine: The barman's facial expession suggests that he strongly feels that this is not what he fought a war for.
 a robot: "Looking good, Louis." "Feeling good, Todd!"
 Micro Jackson: Chicks dig it!
 SomeCanadian: So I says to Mabel, I says...
 Knice: Those two are about to generate enough static electricity to power a small town.
Image 141557   11-01-16   Uploaded by    Musician
Score:
557
 
 a spider plan: "The answer, my friend / Is blowin' in the wind..."
 SomeCanadian: BRBLLLBLLLLBLL...
 Micro Jackson: Such mouth!
Image 141556   11-01-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
761
 
 NanananananananaCATMAN: Why, Japan? Just...why?
 SpaceCow: Someone didn't expect the cialis to kick in so fast.
 Janston: I wish I could rad this twice.
 Knice: It's like a fist-bump, but more intense. (#141123)
 Micro Jackson: Everest? More like Neverest!
 SomeCanadian: They just don't make chest-bursters like they used to anymore.
 thecraftywolf: Have a good caption for this one?
Image 141555   11-01-16   Uploaded by    1979
Score:
104
 
 Jaktai: You monster!
 a sedated moose: @White Rice bravo!
 White Rice: Grab a handful, but don't throw them all in your mouth at once. Problem solved (even though fruit & chocolate can go together, so it isn't really a bad pairing unless you get one you REALLY don't like). And, to further ruin the fun, they've got markings to show which are which, so you'd have to try to mess this up. Last thing: they're different shapes (yes, both are round candies, but skittles are generally rounder all over, while m&m's are more disk like). Alright, enough ruining everyone's fun.
 Off Topic: Trick AND Treat.
 Micro Jackson: Damn you!
 hurr: this is only a problem if you are a greed person if you take one at a time you will enjoy your treat
 thecraftywolf: which is the trick either way it's candy so it's good either way
Image 141554   11-01-16   Uploaded by    Ulillillia
Score:
391
 
 Cami: Because babies love loud noises and things that explode!
 Nofishforsale: As safe as holding a rabid squirrel!
 boomboomboom: Made without child labor. Sure they were.
 trelyate: hehe, ANIL.
 thecraftywolf: safety toy fire works? at least it's not made with child labor that's good. but authorized name?
 Knice: #My MotherBaby Crackers bring all the noise to the yard#
 petepuma: oh it's ok, it's CHAINESE
 fanny: @Borkf shhhh. that comment was not within the statutory noise level limit at the time of posting.
 a sedated moose: You have no idea how many times I've had to return my food because it wasn't packed by underage laborers in a dangerously loud environment.
 Borkf: This product is confusing. Fireworks?
Image 141553   11-01-16   Uploaded by    Whatever
Score:
383
 
 Jaktai: Horror mask.
 SomeCanadian: Chinese latex mask manufacturers are the real victors of this election.
 hurr: that poor fucking guy...seriously let him set up a Patreon with that picture i bet he could stop working
 ottorongo: Quickly, get your mask now before nobody gives a shit.
 Hiddentigerma: Sex doll factory looking good.
 petepuma: poll monitor uniforms almost done
 fanny: oh god.
 Borkf: This explains a lot.
 hapi papi: ..we are all actors in this, I suppose.. GSH
Image 141552   11-01-16   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
614
 
 Call Of Pooty: ummmmmm @Warrax!
 petepuma: are you the gatekeeper?
 Warrax: I watched Alien for halloween last night. It was my daughter's first time seeing it, great movie.
 robford: The Jonesey Question was never properly resolved..
Image 141551   11-01-16   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
252
 
 cArdent: @Meow I was gonna guess Ambulocetus.
 Meow: A magical liopleurodon
 SomeCanadian: If you're good all year, the Hanukkah mosasaur will visit and disembowel your enemies.
Image 141550   11-01-16   Uploaded by    CrookedCop
Score:
320
 
 Jaktai: Hey kids, try and catch me.
 hat thrab: I ain't gonna lie. I would sit down and watch this guy. It seems like he's going somewhere with it.
 Nofishforsale: The Japanese sure can come up with some hard ways to make a living.
 SpaceCow: The Pan's Labyrinth/Pokemon crossover is sure to delight children of all ages.
 ClockworkJackalope: This is why you don't leave them in their poke balls for years
 annterland: PikaWHAAA??
 trelyate: Pokemon Go got weird.
 chhumphrey: This cosplay is uncalled for
 White Rice: Someone give that 'chu a sandwich...or 5. That level of skinniness is painful to look at :-/
 SomeCanadian: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT PAIN IS!
 Micro Jackson: Er....Actually, I don't really need to catch 'em all thanks....Gotta go
 Borkf: Yellow electric mouse? #141232
 Janston: This scars the children.
 a robot: OH GOD WHY
Image 141549   11-01-16   Uploaded by    a sedated moose
Score:
516
 
 greenbean: The Greatest Story Ever Told
 chhumphrey: Thanks for ruining my childhood
 Fett4life: Swap out Dick Van Dyke with Ellen Degeneres and I'm there.
 Micro Jackson: Poppin one in yo sorry ass
 Janston: "I am sick and tired of these motherfucking spoonfuls, of this motherfucking sugar, to make this motherfucking medicine gonna down."
 Warrax: Supergoddamnfuckingisticexpebitchadocious.
 Mr. Butt: @Mr. Butt And thanks to whoever radded my comment...I just laughed again
 Mr. Butt: Well, thanks for making me laugh out loud in public
 underwear: God, if you're listening...Please make this real.
Image 141548   11-01-16   Uploaded by    badger
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