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273123  Teechur: H...e....y......K...o..o..l....A...i...d...!

273124  Teechur: @Prostata Fuzzy rump (probably somebody's dancing name)

273124  DrNinjaman: [Throws pokeball]

273114  Passive: "Hi, I'm here to eat your sneakers and then poop on them"

273094  DrNinjaman: Ultimate Tinder

273107  lecj07: "So, how did this get lodged inside you again?" "Eiffel on it."

273043  Theimposter: @Side Boob: Weep not for the dead.

273125  Sadbot: Read the banner, Mike Lester!

273122  Passive: "Here is that cat scan you ordered"

273122  lecj07: I imagine this is a much more sarcastic Dr. House.

273103  Air Biscuit: Dont use that indoors, youll poke a hole in space.

273080  Prostata: @DrNinjaman well yes.

273123  Passive: ACKTUALLY...

273105  Osiris: I've seen that in Portland

273109  DrNinjaman: I'm usually thinking about murder in that situation, so yeah, it checks out.

273123  Prostata: OHHH.... YEAH...

273112  Air Biscuit: @WTF then do it. Maybe like the theories suggest theyre too smart to visit us, and maybe like us some of them break the rules because its fun.

273124  Prostata: some kind of rump. not sure what

273080  DrNinjaman: @Prostata This is clearly a picture of simulating a CFD bonfire in order to generate the heat they need to keep warm.

273045  Passive: @FabricMan oh god I heard it in Don Adams voice lol

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272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272975 kazzy94: Haven't we all done this?

272815 Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...

272918 Teechur: @Dr Awkward My wife and I are cracking up over here! She and I actually met online in 1994. We each took a leap of faith and 22 years of marriage later..... Criminally insane? Not criminally, anyway....

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

273043 Theimposter: @Side Boob: Weep not for the dead.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272892 Peter Pantsless: @Hokie333 The show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is on at that time, and their pub us called Paddy's as well. Just a little goof.



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 Chile Quornwrap: Perfect @Warrax
 Frank herbert: What goats?
 Peter Pantsless: The two on the left do not know how to tour Jurassic Park
 Warrax: I DON'T SEE ANYTHING!?
Image 141453   10-31-16   Uploaded by    shark
Score:
685
 
 LaeMi: @scribbs - I suspect it is preemptive self-protection for the most part. While Lucas, for all his faults, was always happy to allow non-commercial IP use (AKA fan-stuff), Disney... well, you know what they are like!
 Radstarboom: MGSV:easy mode.
 scribbs: @Peter Pantsless I'm becoming increasingly convinced that My Butt is just a dude chained up in a basement. Worst part: he's working on a suped-up Commodore 64. Poor bastard.
 Peter Pantsless: @scribbs Nancy works in mysterious ways
 scribbs: Is there a code word? Every Star Wars themed upload I offer gets rejected, no matter how cool it is.
 Warrax: buh-GOK!
 carlin: Sometimes the cloning process goes a little bit awry.
 Red: camo index 80%
 Peter Pantsless: I think we know who's going to survive this battle
 Ulillillia: Awesome.
Image 141452   10-31-16   Uploaded by    luxbu
Score:
383
 
 Dan Tagonistic: I am definitely going to try this
 Frank herbert: Hot tug time machine
 ch: hot tug ... right on! hot tug ... comin' atcha!
 Jotun: The ol' spicy tug.
 Nothing: I thought a hot tug was something else
 Annoying Vegan : Something something porn name
 scribbs: @Mr. Butt Yep. That makes it better. I'm going to try it in Henry Kissinger's voice and see what that does for it.
 Peter Pantsless: If it's got a cooler and a stereo, I can dig it
 Mr. Butt: I read the text in Chris Rock's voice, for some reason.
Image 141451   10-31-16   Uploaded by    phil
Score:
247
 
 Jaktai: Can I get it as a solid?
 a robot: @Scoo Let's go crazy, Broadway style!
 Big Beagler: @a robot Ok, we're young, rich, and full of sugar. What do we do?
 a robot: @Scoo JUST MAKE IT HAPPEN
 Nothing: How much to make it thinner?
 tane: An All-Syrup Super Squishy? Such a thing has never been done!
Image 141450   10-31-16   Uploaded by    Chaplin
Score:
480
 
 Frank herbert: @Jotun duh!!! I had a transmission go out on a didge at 5 years 90000 miles. And im not thevonly one. Goodvengines. Crap transmissions.
 Pegged Lamb: Meeting of the summer tires club?
 Jotun: @Frank herbert I suppose the car you drive is the best?
 Frank herbert: @Jotun chargers suck
 Jotun: How dare they wreck a Dodge Charger!
 Musician: This is where I would see the cops get out and try to chase the bank robbers getting out of the other car in the ditch and veveryone is slipping on the ice. Maybe Yakkity Sax is playing in the background.
 Warrax: ... and sometimes the police fuck themselves.
 scribbs: Weird how the two cop cars in the distance have engine compartments filled with solid blocks of depleted uranium, while the car in the foreground has it's engine hooked to a zeppelin by an invisible cable.
 AdaMan: 10-33 Physics violation in progress requesting backup
 WaffleIron: Too slow for the banked curve. Next time drive the posted speed, officers.
 Wet farts: I totally hate when this happens
 tamarindo: Shit's slippery, yo.
 DarkTeddy: Need for speed hot pursuit!
Image 141449   10-31-16   Uploaded by    donhomero
Score:
494
 
 Frank herbert: Ill just spell disappointing and loser
 WaffleIron: disappointyount
 DerMantis: Can too, Clippy helps me with all my spelling problems!
Image 141448   10-31-16   Uploaded by    Relp
Score:
422
 
 ElitrArceus5100: This made me rethink some of my life choices...
 LaeMi: It's really because we are a-holes.
 WaffleIron: "I've found out why people laugh. They laugh because it hurts so much"
 Psymon: Schadenfreude!
 WTF: Deathhorn
Image 141447   10-31-16   Uploaded by    oregon man
Image 141446 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Himesama. Boo, Himesama.
Score:
281
 
 Fancy Clown: "Andrex: We're coprophiles"
 Frank herbert: Its log! Its log! Its better than soup its good. Its better than soup its wood!!
 Warrax: ..wat?
 Springbok: I'm not quite sure what the puppy is supposed to mean. Horrifically smelly shit? Your preference to poo on the lawn in front of the neighbors? Dog-shaped shit?
 Wet farts: It's wet
 piratepom: I know they're going for the casual tell-it-like-it-is buddy-buddy humor thing, but "completely obsessed with poo" is still not a very good company motto.
 Mr. Whiskers: A little from door number 1, a little from door number 2
 SunWukong: Instructions unclear. Soup can stuck in penis.
 Nope: The puppy
Image 141445   10-31-16   Uploaded by    sparename
Score:
662
 
 Gomi Day: it's nothing! i hate all words - and you. because i'm a grouch. heh heh. now get lost!
 SpaceCow: Is it nubile?
 Frank herbert: nitrochloroanthraquinones
 Warrax: I thought "nun chucks" was everyone's favorite n-word?
 WaffleIron: Numetal
 Ulillillia: And that's why Oscar was never allowed on the friendly spaceship again.
 SunWukong: Nationally syndicated.
 Mr. Butt: @Scoo Nine-Eleven
 eider: Necrophiliac
 catsanddogs: "Neoconservative"
 fanny: No.
 a robot: "N" is for "nudist," because Oscar doesn't wear any clothes.
Image 141444   10-31-16   Uploaded by    ethernet
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