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262731  a robot: @tib gubb…

262739  addend: Well done. Now let's see some soliciting. ;)

262731  tib gubb: i remember back in the day, there was only like 5 different fruits and 3 different vegetables

262742  addend: "Compensation is commission only... on the sale price." / "When can I start?"

262741  tib gubb: you wot m8

262742  tib gubb: situation is looking grim

262544  apoxia: @Robespierre There would be a riot if the restaurant here attempted to sell American style coffee, that's for sure.

262751  mackdaddy: Pocket yeti!

262734  a robot: @raditzu Beauty of North Finland, then

262740  a robot: OMG OMG OMG!

262737  Dr Awkward: @dobbiesdoogs I think my old truck was possessed, itself...

262738  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward alpaca!

262738  Dr Awkward: This llama is smizing

262728  Dr Awkward: Wood. Wind. Sex. Shun.

262656  UltraBeverly: The Tingler!

262660  UltraBeverly: That exact moment when your jade egg falls out.

262720  addend: catgut :(

262719  Coolguy: @White Rice I blame the internet...

262733  Dr Awkward: That sure is a big hole

262682  UltraBeverly: damnit that should have been: Borkfholm Syndrome!

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262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

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262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262493 Amy Housewine: @Beft Flumumple YES WE CAN

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262461 Passive: please dont tell anyone how i live

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

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 Frank herbert: What goats?
 Peter Pantsless: The two on the left do not know how to tour Jurassic Park
Image 141453   10-31-16   Uploaded by    shark
 LaeMi: @scribbs - I suspect it is preemptive self-protection for the most part. While Lucas, for all his faults, was always happy to allow non-commercial IP use (AKA fan-stuff), Disney... well, you know what they are like!
 Radstarboom: MGSV:easy mode.
 scribbs: @Peter Pantsless I'm becoming increasingly convinced that My Butt is just a dude chained up in a basement. Worst part: he's working on a suped-up Commodore 64. Poor bastard.
 Peter Pantsless: @scribbs Nancy works in mysterious ways
 scribbs: Is there a code word? Every Star Wars themed upload I offer gets rejected, no matter how cool it is.
 Warrax: buh-GOK!
 carlin: Sometimes the cloning process goes a little bit awry.
 Red: camo index 80%
 Peter Pantsless: I think we know who's going to survive this battle
 Ulillillia: Awesome.
Image 141452   10-31-16   Uploaded by    luxbu
 Dan Tagonistic: I am definitely going to try this
 Frank herbert: Hot tug time machine
 ch: hot tug ... right on! hot tug ... comin' atcha!
 Jotun: The ol' spicy tug.
 Nothing: I thought a hot tug was something else
 Annoying Vegan : Something something porn name
 scribbs: @Mr. Butt Yep. That makes it better. I'm going to try it in Henry Kissinger's voice and see what that does for it.
 Peter Pantsless: If it's got a cooler and a stereo, I can dig it
 Mr. Butt: I read the text in Chris Rock's voice, for some reason.
Image 141451   10-31-16   Uploaded by    phil
 Jaktai: Can I get it as a solid?
 a robot: @Scoo Let's go crazy, Broadway style!
 Scoo: @a robot Ok, we're young, rich, and full of sugar. What do we do?
 a robot: @Scoo JUST MAKE IT HAPPEN
 Nothing: How much to make it thinner?
 Scoo: An All-Syrup Super Squishy? Such a thing has never been done!
Image 141450   10-31-16   Uploaded by    Chaplin
 Frank herbert: @Jotun duh!!! I had a transmission go out on a didge at 5 years 90000 miles. And im not thevonly one. Goodvengines. Crap transmissions.
 Pegged Lamb: Meeting of the summer tires club?
 Jotun: @Frank herbert I suppose the car you drive is the best?
 Frank herbert: @Jotun chargers suck
 Jotun: How dare they wreck a Dodge Charger!
 Musician: This is where I would see the cops get out and try to chase the bank robbers getting out of the other car in the ditch and veveryone is slipping on the ice. Maybe Yakkity Sax is playing in the background.
 Warrax: ... and sometimes the police fuck themselves.
 scribbs: Weird how the two cop cars in the distance have engine compartments filled with solid blocks of depleted uranium, while the car in the foreground has it's engine hooked to a zeppelin by an invisible cable.
 AdaMan: 10-33 Physics violation in progress requesting backup
 WaffleIron: Too slow for the banked curve. Next time drive the posted speed, officers.
 Wet farts: I totally hate when this happens
 tamarindo: Shit's slippery, yo.
 DarkTeddy: Need for speed hot pursuit!
Image 141449   10-31-16   Uploaded by    donhomero
 Frank herbert: Ill just spell disappointing and loser
 WaffleIron: disappointyount
 DerMantis: Can too, Clippy helps me with all my spelling problems!
Image 141448   10-31-16   Uploaded by    Relp
 ElitrArceus5100: This made me rethink some of my life choices...
 LaeMi: It's really because we are a-holes.
 WaffleIron: "I've found out why people laugh. They laugh because it hurts so much"
 Psymon: Schadenfreude!
 WTF: Deathhorn
Image 141447   10-31-16   Uploaded by    oregon man
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 Fancy Clown: "Andrex: We're coprophiles"
 Frank herbert: Its log! Its log! Its better than soup its good. Its better than soup its wood!!
 Warrax: ..wat?
 Springbok: I'm not quite sure what the puppy is supposed to mean. Horrifically smelly shit? Your preference to poo on the lawn in front of the neighbors? Dog-shaped shit?
 Wet farts: It's wet
 piratepom: I know they're going for the casual tell-it-like-it-is buddy-buddy humor thing, but "completely obsessed with poo" is still not a very good company motto.
 Mr. Whiskers: A little from door number 1, a little from door number 2
 SunWukong: Instructions unclear. Soup can stuck in penis.
 Nope: The puppy
Image 141445   10-31-16   Uploaded by    sparename
 Gomi Day: it's nothing! i hate all words - and you. because i'm a grouch. heh heh. now get lost!
 SpaceCow: Is it nubile?
 Frank herbert: nitrochloroanthraquinones
 Warrax: I thought "nun chucks" was everyone's favorite n-word?
 WaffleIron: Numetal
 Ulillillia: And that's why Oscar was never allowed on the friendly spaceship again.
 SunWukong: Nationally syndicated.
 Mr. Butt: @Scoo Nine-Eleven
 eider: Necrophiliac
 Scoo: "Neoconservative"
 fanny: No.
 a robot: "N" is for "nudist," because Oscar doesn't wear any clothes.
Image 141444   10-31-16   Uploaded by    ethernet
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