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272728  piranharama: @TurkeyVultureTed I cant fault that logic

273256  Not A Bot: THAT IS SO EXCELLENT!

273255  Theimposter: Thats disgusting.

273256  Theimposter: Lean in and take a big messy bite to spite fate.

273235  Alaskan: I prefer to keep hold of the bucket, thanks, I had a bad experience once.

273261  Theimposter: Sad they had to in order to comprehend the hazard.

273224  Amy Housewine: In the beginning there was The Word, and The Word was with God, and The Word was God

273244  SurfNTurf: Bruh, try moving that decimal a space over to the right to get someone to let your creepy ass crank off on their boots...

273224  dobbiesdoogs: in the beginning I had a lot to say about my father in the middle east but he is not the one that we have seen before that we could check out our new book on this issue of our lives

273224  FormerLurker: Hey whats up your son is going to be there around noon tomorrow or Tuesday or Wednesday or Thursday night and I can probably take you out to dinner tonight and then Ill be there around noon or so Ill have a good day at school tomorrow or tomorrow morning.

273263  ignatz: They like computers cos they're warm

273244  eevee: Dirk Stedanko

273242  ignatz: Th Chinese 'Social Credits' plan is straight outta Scarfolk..

273246  ignatz: @sparename my Coeliac grandma switched to tequila- guaranteed wheat-free

273145  Bob: Sorry Canada.

273259  Amy Housewine: * MGM lion roar *

273251  Amy Housewine: Me and my shadow/And now to repeat what I said at the start/They'll need a large crowbar to break us apart

273190  VoR: Singing*

273258  sparename: *-one else does

273252  Callahan: i think you've had enough to drink, freezer

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273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

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273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

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 trelyate: now that I can buy those cheesy biscuits in stores Red Lobster has become obsolete.
 SpaceCow: "I can't say it on the album but it rhymes with Fred Robster."
 whoop: @Warrax Love it, defend it.
 duckfarts: i love red lobster, but i feel bad when i go there because i also support democracy
 Knice: @Warrax + for real shit.
 WTF: @Warrax ...and that man grew up to be... Captain D.
 Warrax: I spent the summer between high school and middle school with my grandparents and uncle in rural Texas. One weekend, after going to the rodeo, my uncle and his then-wife took me to Red Lobster. I don't like seafood, and the only steak on the menu was 8 ounces. I mentioned that that didn't seem like quite enough, I was really hungry, so my uncle's (recently married, but soon to be ex) wife jokingly suggested I order two. I didn't catch the joking tone, and thought that sounded perfectly reasonable, so I did just that. The shocked and maybe a little disgusted look on the face of the waitress and my uncle's wife filled me with shame, but I ate those two motherfucking steaks none the less (keep in mind I was 13). So, yea. Red Lobster has played a part in defining who I am.
 ch: @scribbs Yeah, there are no negative answers in there, just brand awareness and positive statements. Poor Red Lobster, getting all skewy.
 ch: Well I know that Red Lobster stands out
 ch: And now I have my next alias. [FX: twirls moustachio]
 scribbs: May I get real for a moment? Sans negative answers, how is Red Lobster supposed to know how people really feel about the name? I'm voting Rad on the image, but feel Bad about the methodology.
 ch: "I am Red Lobster." "No, -I- am Red Lobster." "I am Red Lobster." "I AM RED LOBSTER!" [FX: crowd erupts with Red Lobstering; the original Red Lobster stands mute with a tiny tear in his tear-hole]
 Hippitus Hoppitus: On all levels except physical, I am a Red Lobster
 dobbiesdoogs: especially the cheddar biscuits
Image 141421   10-31-16   Uploaded by    booger
 wakkawakka: murica.jpg
 duckfarts: i think this is a great trade-in program
 ch: I'll take the #1 with a handgun license please also do you laminate them I do a lot of wet work
 bug: Yes, I'll have the free number one combo. Oh, and everything in your cash register please.
 Warrax: The "no. 1 combo" is code for something involving a bathroom stall with a hole drilled in the divider.
 LaeMi: It looks like that chicken was fired out of a gun!
 dobbiesdoogs: shoot your own and save!
Image 141420   10-31-16   Uploaded by    Colty Brumb
 Jaktai: Ghost shark!
 a robot: Landshark!
 Ulillillia: Stop! Hammer time
 dobbiesdoogs: the upside-down is fuckin' weird
 Nope: Uhhhhhhhh im not supposed to be here.
Image 141419   10-31-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
 ModelTRex: I'm g.f., vegan, and color-blind, so I substituted the hell-flames with souls of the undead and sawdust. Satan didn't rise, but I denied Christ anyway. 3 stars.
 Hiddentigerma: I thought you were supposed to say "Heck" same as the people who tell me I should say "Cuss"
 Himesama: Oh I love it when Ina shames me for my inferior products I wear a ball gag when I watch her show.
 Beer 30: @WTF This is a family show; let's just stick with Hell, please
 WTF: If the candles are bought from Bed, Bath and Beyond isn't that one in the same?
Image 141418   10-31-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
 Warrax: 7 a.m, till(sic) WHENEVER WOO-HOO PAR-TAY!
 Nope: Our tragedy is your savings!
 Niels Bohr: All I saw was "free beer"
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 ch: Jerry we don't need taste nor smell here today thank you sorry
 Warrax: The sound on a hotdog is so much richer than what you get with a CD.
 LaeMi: I am guessing this is part of a presentation about pros/cons of olfactory media vs audio and video.
Image 141416   10-31-16   Uploaded by    snekeyes
 Skinr: 'ello, guvna
 LaeMi: Post-Brexit space program is would be even more British if the launch was in a UK-flag-painted mini.
 Nope: @Warrax A bulldog in a rocket ship would be funny
 Warrax: 3... 2... 1... LIFTOFF!
Image 141415   10-31-16   Uploaded by    Skaalar
 Hiddentigerma: @WaffleIron Am I allowed to play "Complete the stalin quote" ?
 hat thrab: @Frank herbert Heh. I missed that boat in high school. I Was Friends With A Furry and didn't need to see that part of her life.
 Frank herbert: @hat thrab deviant art was the place for that. Then it got big.
 hat thrab: @Greek Fire It was also a really weird place if you went to art school. I miss that.
 kinggheedra: I remember when it was a place to get to know girls in your class without asking for their numbers. Like, that was why there was facebook.
 kinggheedra: @Greek Fire I really hate the fact that you're right.
 LaeMi: @Greek Fire - then the college students became olds, and there goes the neighborhood.
 Skaalar: @WaffleIron Also, the solution.
 Greek Fire: Facebook was good when it was just college students. Then they let the olds in and there goes the neighborhood.
 p nut: Hey, at least we don't gotta deal with Gawker anymore.
 WaffleIron: Humans are the problem.
Image 141414   10-31-16   Uploaded by    S R N
 duckfarts: holy SHIT the ears go through the hat WHAT THE FUCK HOW AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 werterland: Happy D'awwwloween, AG!
 Wet farts: Yep. That's that best thing I've seen all day.
 LaeMi: Awwwwwwwwww.
 Knice: I am pretty much drowning kids in candy right now. If someone rolls up with a lil witch-hat kitty, they are going to slip a disc toting off their haul.
Image 141413   10-31-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
 Hiddentigerma: I'd rather venture to the bone zone.
 SpaceCow: I think I'll stick to the Lira Village.
 Winterneuro: I know this intersection. Boston IS pound town!!!
 Borkf: @Ulillillia We do have a "Poundland". Pound Town sounds like something a 1960s built might say.
 Ulillillia: The British version of a dollar store
 Sandor: Won't fool me twice with that...
Image 141412   10-31-16   Uploaded by    dragon horn
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