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258428  Scoo: Rawr!

258448  ignatz: Da-dum. Da-dum. Dumdumdumdum etc

258320  BavidDowie: Leaf me alone

257342  Mr Bleak: @Joseph You can't say that, it's like telling children "Santa is your dad in a fake beard".

258333  BavidDowie: This is too much

258336  BavidDowie: @clayjar yes, then yes

258337  BavidDowie: Solo! Solo!

258341  BavidDowie: Still a better love story than Twilight.

258436  mwoody: I can't tell; is your dog Extra Crispy or Original?

258367  BavidDowie: Who spilled the gasket basket?

258387  BavidDowie: @Knice No, it's snot.

258387  BavidDowie: Just high-quality licks

258398  BavidDowie: Muh boy Pumps always getting in trouble

258431  BavidDowie: What a pile Acrop

258398  Mad Collager: You are also responsible for heeling yourself.

258433  hajjpodge: @AlexDeLarge That's a trend that never went away.

258404  Mad Collager: Shoulda been an Alfa Romeo.

258433  Otterman: Heh heh. Nukular. George W was such a brilliant man.

258433  Otterman: Silly, we had the looming threat of nukular war in the 80s, too.

258433  AlexDeLarge: Don't forget casual racism

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258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

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258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

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258270 berlin: me too

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258272 Felicity: Excellent

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.

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 trelyate: now that I can buy those cheesy biscuits in stores Red Lobster has become obsolete.
 SpaceCow: "I can't say it on the album but it rhymes with Fred Robster."
 whoop: @Warrax Love it, defend it.
 duckfarts: i love red lobster, but i feel bad when i go there because i also support democracy
 Knice: @Warrax + for real shit.
 WTF: @Warrax ...and that man grew up to be... Captain D.
 Warrax: I spent the summer between high school and middle school with my grandparents and uncle in rural Texas. One weekend, after going to the rodeo, my uncle and his then-wife took me to Red Lobster. I don't like seafood, and the only steak on the menu was 8 ounces. I mentioned that that didn't seem like quite enough, I was really hungry, so my uncle's (recently married, but soon to be ex) wife jokingly suggested I order two. I didn't catch the joking tone, and thought that sounded perfectly reasonable, so I did just that. The shocked and maybe a little disgusted look on the face of the waitress and my uncle's wife filled me with shame, but I ate those two motherfucking steaks none the less (keep in mind I was 13). So, yea. Red Lobster has played a part in defining who I am.
 ch: @scribbs Yeah, there are no negative answers in there, just brand awareness and positive statements. Poor Red Lobster, getting all skewy.
 ch: Well I know that Red Lobster stands out
 ch: And now I have my next alias. [FX: twirls moustachio]
 scribbs: May I get real for a moment? Sans negative answers, how is Red Lobster supposed to know how people really feel about the name? I'm voting Rad on the image, but feel Bad about the methodology.
 ch: "I am Red Lobster." "No, -I- am Red Lobster." "I am Red Lobster." "I AM RED LOBSTER!" [FX: crowd erupts with Red Lobstering; the original Red Lobster stands mute with a tiny tear in his tear-hole]
 Scoo: On all levels except physical, I am a Red Lobster
 dobbiesdoogs: especially the cheddar biscuits
Image 141421   10-31-16   Uploaded by    booger
 wakkawakka: murica.jpg
 duckfarts: i think this is a great trade-in program
 ch: I'll take the #1 with a handgun license please also do you laminate them I do a lot of wet work
 bug: Yes, I'll have the free number one combo. Oh, and everything in your cash register please.
 Warrax: The "no. 1 combo" is code for something involving a bathroom stall with a hole drilled in the divider.
 LaeMi: It looks like that chicken was fired out of a gun!
 dobbiesdoogs: shoot your own and save!
Image 141420   10-31-16   Uploaded by    Colty Brumb
 Jaktai: Ghost shark!
 a robot: Landshark!
 Ulillillia: Stop! Hammer time
 dobbiesdoogs: the upside-down is fuckin' weird
 Nope: Uhhhhhhhh im not supposed to be here.
Image 141419   10-31-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
 ModelTRex: I'm g.f., vegan, and color-blind, so I substituted the hell-flames with souls of the undead and sawdust. Satan didn't rise, but I denied Christ anyway. 3 stars.
 Hiddentigerma: I thought you were supposed to say "Heck" same as the people who tell me I should say "Cuss"
 Himesama: Oh I love it when Ina shames me for my inferior products I wear a ball gag when I watch her show.
 Scoo: @WTF This is a family show; let's just stick with Hell, please
 WTF: If the candles are bought from Bed, Bath and Beyond isn't that one in the same?
Image 141418   10-31-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
 Warrax: 7 a.m, till(sic) WHENEVER WOO-HOO PAR-TAY!
 Nope: Our tragedy is your savings!
 Scoo: All I saw was "free beer"
Image 141417   10-31-16   Uploaded by    Sauce Packets
 ch: Jerry we don't need taste nor smell here today thank you sorry
 Warrax: The sound on a hotdog is so much richer than what you get with a CD.
 LaeMi: I am guessing this is part of a presentation about pros/cons of olfactory media vs audio and video.
Image 141416   10-31-16   Uploaded by    snekeyes
 Skinr: 'ello, guvna
 LaeMi: Post-Brexit space program is would be even more British if the launch was in a UK-flag-painted mini.
 Nope: @Warrax A bulldog in a rocket ship would be funny
 Warrax: 3... 2... 1... LIFTOFF!
Image 141415   10-31-16   Uploaded by    Skaalar
 Hiddentigerma: @WaffleIron Am I allowed to play "Complete the stalin quote" ?
 hat thrab: @Frank herbert Heh. I missed that boat in high school. I Was Friends With A Furry and didn't need to see that part of her life.
 Frank herbert: @hat thrab deviant art was the place for that. Then it got big.
 hat thrab: @Greek Fire It was also a really weird place if you went to art school. I miss that.
 kinggheedra: I remember when it was a place to get to know girls in your class without asking for their numbers. Like, that was why there was facebook.
 kinggheedra: @Greek Fire I really hate the fact that you're right.
 LaeMi: @Greek Fire - then the college students became olds, and there goes the neighborhood.
 Skaalar: @WaffleIron Also, the solution.
 Greek Fire: Facebook was good when it was just college students. Then they let the olds in and there goes the neighborhood.
 Theta Zero: Hey, at least we don't gotta deal with Gawker anymore.
 WaffleIron: Humans are the problem.
Image 141414   10-31-16   Uploaded by    S R N
 duckfarts: holy SHIT the ears go through the hat WHAT THE FUCK HOW AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 werterland: Happy D'awwwloween, AG!
 Wet farts: Yep. That's that best thing I've seen all day.
 LaeMi: Awwwwwwwwww.
 Knice: I am pretty much drowning kids in candy right now. If someone rolls up with a lil witch-hat kitty, they are going to slip a disc toting off their haul.
Image 141413   10-31-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
 Hiddentigerma: I'd rather venture to the bone zone.
 SpaceCow: I think I'll stick to the Lira Village.
 Winterneuro: I know this intersection. Boston IS pound town!!!
 Borkf: @Ulillillia We do have a "Poundland". Pound Town sounds like something a 1960s built might say.
 Ulillillia: The British version of a dollar store
 Sandor: Won't fool me twice with that...
Image 141412   10-31-16   Uploaded by    dragon horn
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