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254026  DrNinjaman: Ain't nobody here but us placentas, doctor

254036  DrNinjaman: She wants the D.

254032  Teechur: He's singin' the greens.

254040  Teechur: If you'd like to interact with the hoomanling, you'll have to wait.

254045  Teechur: dooP

254037  Dr. Bathroom: And how!

254044  ChubbyBuddy: or just stay home and read there

254038  VoR: Rub it some more

253996  Greifer: who's a good boy?! how the fuck shall i know?! can't see shit captn!

253904  mission2mars: what is that supposed to mean @Wooden Spoon

253985  Darmstadtium: @barfolomew It was good, but not brilliant, they tried a little too hard with the unexpected-plot-twist-idea in my opinion

254009  barfolomew: I've got shocking news about Flo Rida.

253968  Bohab: Mighty max?

254039  Not A Bot: First dick in a box, now...

254037  Bohab: They used it as hard as they could

253298  Mr Bleak: It's dice all the way down! Then it all goes a bit quantum.

253301  Mr Bleak: Goooood Morning Vietwoof! Hey, this is not a test. This is rock and roll. Time to rock it from the delta to the DMZ! Is that me, or does that sound like an Elvis Presley movie? Viva Da Nang. Oh, viva, Da Nang. Da Nang me, Da Nang me. Why don't they get a rope and hang me? Hey, is it a little too early for being that loud? Hey, too late. It's 0600 What's the "0" stand for? Oh, my God, it's early.

253302  Mr Bleak: How much is the postage on this?

254023  ThoughtlessGentleman: youre both right. happy?!

254035  AlexDeLarge: Nice try, incels

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253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253767 FireBreathingMarmot: Here in Kansas City, and the Nelson Atkins Museum sends out newsletters with the big title friends of art. Often as not, it looks like this.

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 guest: yes and no. yes i have and no i haven't not
 SomeCanadian: This is called 'Survivor Bias'
 Noremak: #chastitybeltcomeback2016
 bug: Welcome to wood shop everyone.
 DrinkMixMan: First day of Statistics class got off to a weird start.
 tib gubb: proof that 20% of females will lie on an anonymous survey.
Image 141352   10-31-16   Uploaded by    sylveon
 SpaceCow: Meanwhile, little brother is busy with Overwatch.
 Mr. Butt: Big Brother saw 100 percent of men and 80 percent of women masturbating
 Wet farts: Fuck you, big brother.
 Knice: Big Brother is bored as hell, then.
 Warrax: And he's quite surprised at what he's seeing.
Image 141351   10-31-16   Uploaded by    cizhiresb
 Snix: @chhumphrey haha shit, went right over my head
 chhumphrey: @Snix I was actually making a pun
 Teechur: @carpwoman That's the one!
 carpwoman: @Teechur - Song Sung Blue?
 WaffleIron: I reverse image searched this and got twitter. All of twitter. Twitter is a disease for search engines.
 Snix: @chhumphrey possibly, wish we had any context. Maybe the uploader could shed some light on it.
 Skum: No explosion, nice old phone
 VoR: ..bullet app, all the cool kids are doing it
 chhumphrey: @Snix Guessing it was a long-shot
 Janston: So Samsung phones are good for something?
 Snix: Now I'm no bullet expert but those are supposed to deform on impact to maximize damage.
 ch: ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT (this one got a lot of great comment marks last time weeeooooooo dined out on that for a week)
 Teechur: Everybody sing! Your Sam..sung blew because it caught a bul-let.
Image 141350   10-31-16   Uploaded by    Ulillillia
 annterland: Birds are assholes
 SomeCanadian: Mine. Mine? Mine. Mine.
 Wet farts: And not a single fuck was given that day.
Image 141349   10-31-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
 Janston: @Ulillillia her?
 ch: your faceham[tm] comes with five different pre-recorded messages
 Wet farts: Reminds me of the faces in Goldeneye for N64
 Knice: Girl, Imma treat you like SO much potato.
 Ulillillia: I love egg
Image 141348   10-31-16   Uploaded by    pig 3
 DrinkMixMan: Lord Bowldemort
 E. HONDA: Bowlomir
 DrinkMixMan: Sparedi laForge
 DrinkMixMan: Uh... Captain Laneway?
 Wet farts: Chest Rockwell...
 Borkf: @DrinkMixMan Nobody wants to be associated with Uwe Boll.
 ch: Deanna "Bowling Nickname" Troi
 tib gubb: nerds
 SunWukong: The geek abides.
 Ulillillia: Thought that was a bowling score screen in an open coffin lid at first.
 DrinkMixMan: Motion picture director Uwe Bowl.
 Knice: Should have gone with Jean-Luc Pincard. And Commander Striker.
 Scoo: My bowling name is Strike Knockpin
 Peter Pantsless: I always just put "POO" or "ASS"
Image 141347   10-31-16   Uploaded by    Eleftheros
 SpaceCow: "It's okay, Teri, the humans love your eyes."
Image 141346   10-31-16   Uploaded by    Cyka
 LKoroton: Female Mothman? Mothwoman?
 Quackzy: Nice try, bee. You're dumped.
 SomeCanadian: OR a one BIG bee in disguise.
 WTF: What if my girlfriend is one really big bee not in disguise?
Image 141345   10-31-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 LaeMi: Bees suck plant-gonads.
 tib gubb: is your girlfriend bees?
 Borkf: Obvious plants at the bottom there #141110
 WTF: Explains why my girlfriend's nickname is "Honey".
 Knice: Is your girlfriend dying off at an alarming rate?
 WTF: Explains why girls always tell me to "buzz off"!
 Thundersplat: stupid shallow vapid bees
Image 141344   10-31-16   Uploaded by    NFLitGirl
 WaffleIron: Not pictured: any form of football.
 EvilOtter: Ducks are terrible. Never play cricket with them.
 DrinkMixMan: You get a football, and YOU get a football! Everybody gets a football!
 Thundersplat: the depraved lusts that resulted were unmentionable.
 SomeCanadian: Spank me hard this time! Make me feel it! Who's a bad boy?!?
 ignatz: Out for a duck again..
 whiplash: The Cartoon Character Cricket Match turned ugly when Daffy Duck and Mickey Mouse had a brawl on the pitch.
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