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268907  ThoughtlessGentleman: "I just shat myself unexpectedly."

268376  Science: @tib gubb: "Distress signal" implies the grass is giving a warning. That smell is the release of chemicals that seal up the cut portion of the plant. That's it. Plants don't have a brain or central nervous system, and therefore, cannot feel pain. They can produce a response to stimuli, but that isn't the same as responding to pain.

268386  Science: @wordjones: "Man Attacked by Babies." It's in Oslo. There are a LOT of weird naked statues in that park.

268903  FabricMan: If it looks like that, you might have dia-BEE-tes

268417  Science: Adam didn't get a job, because employers saw this billboard stunt and immediately determined he makes bad financial decisions.

267848  Mr Bleak: You're a Wizard @Albo Grungus! Now fuck off to Hogwarts.

268903  MrBoffo: Oooohhh - got it down to 1

268535  Science: It does there too. They just cut that off and sell the rest to you.

268878  Shay: Good thing that dog is covered by Aflac.

268899  Shay: DENTAL PLAN

268903  Shay: How?

268904  Shay: Is that Penn?

268903  a robot: Why.

268912  MC Delta T: I want it!

268878  Otterman: This seems like it would be a great ventriloquism act

268802  Science: @Shay: I've got a secondhand apron...

268897  Otterman: Priest hidden behind painting

268893  Science: Step 1...

268750  nathan: came here to post that @caesar

268865  charlemagne: I know this is a big inside joke but I'm choosing not to investigate it

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268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

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Score:
378
 
 guest: yes and no. yes i have and no i haven't not
 SomeCanadian: This is called 'Survivor Bias'
 Noremak: #chastitybeltcomeback2016
 bug: Welcome to wood shop everyone.
 DrinkMixMan: First day of Statistics class got off to a weird start.
 tib gubb: proof that 20% of females will lie on an anonymous survey.
Image 141352   10-31-16   Uploaded by    sylveon
Score:
259
 
 SpaceCow: Meanwhile, little brother is busy with Overwatch.
 Mr. Butt: Big Brother saw 100 percent of men and 80 percent of women masturbating
 Wet farts: Fuck you, big brother.
 Knice: Big Brother is bored as hell, then.
 Warrax: And he's quite surprised at what he's seeing.
Image 141351   10-31-16   Uploaded by    cizhiresb
Score:
223
 
 Snix: @chhumphrey haha shit, went right over my head
 chhumphrey: @Snix I was actually making a pun
 Teechur: @carpwoman That's the one!
 greenbean: @Teechur - Song Sung Blue?
 WaffleIron: I reverse image searched this and got twitter. All of twitter. Twitter is a disease for search engines.
 Snix: @chhumphrey possibly, wish we had any context. Maybe the uploader could shed some light on it.
 Skum: No explosion, nice old phone
 VoR: ..bullet app, all the cool kids are doing it
 chhumphrey: @Snix Guessing it was a long-shot
 Janston: So Samsung phones are good for something?
 Snix: Now I'm no bullet expert but those are supposed to deform on impact to maximize damage.
 ch: ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT (this one got a lot of great comment marks last time weeeooooooo dined out on that for a week)
 Teechur: Everybody sing! Your Sam..sung blew because it caught a bul-let.
Image 141350   10-31-16   Uploaded by    Ulillillia
Score:
763
 
 annterland: Birds are assholes
 SomeCanadian: Mine. Mine? Mine. Mine.
 Wet farts: And not a single fuck was given that day.
Image 141349   10-31-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
380
 
 Janston: @Ulillillia her?
 ch: your faceham[tm] comes with five different pre-recorded messages
 Wet farts: Reminds me of the faces in Goldeneye for N64
 Knice: Girl, Imma treat you like SO much potato.
 Ulillillia: I love egg
Image 141348   10-31-16   Uploaded by    pig 3
Score:
412
 
 DrinkMixMan: Lord Bowldemort
 E. HONDA: Bowlomir
 DrinkMixMan: Sparedi laForge
 DrinkMixMan: Uh... Captain Laneway?
 Wet farts: Chest Rockwell...
 Borkf: @DrinkMixMan Nobody wants to be associated with Uwe Boll.
 ch: Deanna "Bowling Nickname" Troi
 tib gubb: nerds
 SunWukong: The geek abides.
 Ulillillia: Thought that was a bowling score screen in an open coffin lid at first.
 DrinkMixMan: Motion picture director Uwe Bowl.
 Knice: Should have gone with Jean-Luc Pincard. And Commander Striker.
 ineedhepl: My bowling name is Strike Knockpin
 Peter Pantsless: I always just put "POO" or "ASS"
Image 141347   10-31-16   Uploaded by    Eleftheros
Score:
752
 
 SpaceCow: "It's okay, Teri, the humans love your eyes."
Image 141346   10-31-16   Uploaded by    Cyka
Score:
481
 
 LKoroton: Female Mothman? Mothwoman?
 Quackzy: Nice try, bee. You're dumped.
 SomeCanadian: OR a one BIG bee in disguise.
 WTF: What if my girlfriend is one really big bee not in disguise?
Image 141345   10-31-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
539
 
 LaeMi: Bees suck plant-gonads.
 tib gubb: is your girlfriend bees?
 Borkf: Obvious plants at the bottom there #141110
 WTF: Explains why my girlfriend's nickname is "Honey".
 Knice: Is your girlfriend dying off at an alarming rate?
 WTF: Explains why girls always tell me to "buzz off"!
 Thundersplat: stupid shallow vapid bees
Image 141344   10-31-16   Uploaded by    NFLitGirl
Score:
417
 
 WaffleIron: Not pictured: any form of football.
 EvilOtter: Ducks are terrible. Never play cricket with them.
 DrinkMixMan: You get a football, and YOU get a football! Everybody gets a football!
 Thundersplat: the depraved lusts that resulted were unmentionable.
 SomeCanadian: Spank me hard this time! Make me feel it! Who's a bad boy?!?
 PornoPedler: Out for a duck again..
 whiplash: The Cartoon Character Cricket Match turned ugly when Daffy Duck and Mickey Mouse had a brawl on the pitch.
Image 141343   10-31-16   Uploaded by    whiplash
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