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268937  VoR: Take your bobble heads out the box and let them bobble!

268935  FabricMan: @bug That WOULD be a miracle

268938  VoR: Raggy dolls

268937  El hefe: There's a glitch in the matrix

268936  Dr Awkward: If this is like my dog, hes upset that this person actually showered. Sweaty feet are his fave!

268922  charlemagne: I'm going through a tricky breakup at the moment, she already ticked off four of these

268933  bug: Go go gadget public nap!

268935  bug: The bonus word is a great way to avoid big belly miracles.

268932  bug: You have an odd looking mother. ...which may explain why you look so strange for a six-year old.

268933  Sadbot: To answer you question, kid; no, white hipsters are not okay

268929  VeeKay: Spanieliceous

268925  MrBoffo: Draw a circle around the one God loves the most

268926  SunWukong: Fuck your sky fairy.

268933  hajjpodge: This man is living in 3018.

268930  MrBoffo: Ghost of Retail Past

268931  SunWukong: @bad tony It derives from the Sanskrit for "eggplant".

268876  antipatterns: Listen to Bon Jovi for 20 years then die

268942  NoOneImportant: Where was this taken? And how much would it cost to get there? Asking for a friend

268909  antipatterns: Bring back the guillotine

268911  antipatterns: @hajjpodge MORE.

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268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268597 Shay: Must be a huge William Blake fan.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity



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Zaxxoff uploaded 268481 (761 points)
Crim Tender uploaded 268647 (748 points)
Shay uploaded 268444 (744 points)
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ChubbyBuddy uploaded 268805 (735 points)
million laffs uploaded 268651 (724 points)
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Borm Pumpies uploaded 268567 (684 points)


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 6. Murm Gungus: 1725 points
 7. CompletelyJoking: 1693 points
 8. Sydney: 1682 points
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10. ChubbyBuddy: 1579 points
11. wolfskin: 1555 points
12. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
13. poetrysucks: 1535 points
14. MrBoffo: 1514 points
15. fisto: 1437 points
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Score:
406
 
 ironmaiden: Call National 2 - 9000; National 2 - 9000.
 Lestrange: Call a funeral director. Then try and stop the leak.
 Borkf: I've had this problem before #112262
 Dan Tagonistic: An electrumer!
 CapitalismMeow: What about an electrician eel?
 Bluetocracy: Jesus was here. He's been dabbling with his next something into something bit.
 Warrax: Good advice from the sign there anyway.
 Mr. Butt: Call your priest.
 Peter Pantsless: If I were you I'd just call it a day
 Knice: I once told a lady that when you turn off a light switch, the sudden shutoff can sometimes cause a little electricity to back up and spill out of the outlets. That's why it's important to install outlet covers if you have young ones. They could crawl through it and get a shock. I couldn't tell if she believed me or not.
 Hyphae: ...too much current...
 ineedhepl: I would take a step backwards before doing anything
Image 140717   10-28-16   Uploaded by    crappypants
Score:
720
 
 copunter: in the year twenty exty six!
 Lestrange: @Fiasco Arguably human extinction would be the best thing for the planet.
 DrinkMixMan: The power is mine. Bitch.
 Fiasco: He's here to save the planet, not us.
 Donut: "Oops."
 a sedated moose: It is the near future, 199X.
 Beeble: So Fist of the North Star and Captain Planet are the same universe?
 msmstud: EPIC BODY-COUNT, GO PLANET!
 Peter Pantsless: Party at ground zero / a B-movie starring you / and the wold will turn to glowing pink vapor stew
 Warrax: "That'll teach 'em to pollute!"
 Skinr: "Well, my work here is done."
 Fancy Clown: "To save it, we had to destroy it"
Image 140716   10-28-16   Uploaded by    Chef Says
Score:
403
 
 Green Van: 7 Seconds: "If we can (walk!) together, why can't we (bake!) together? If we can (walk!) together, why can't we (bake!) together?!?"
 Lestrange: Bro bread. Check out the idiot sneakers.
 Bluetocracy: Revenge is a dish best served cold. Anarchy is best served fresh, warm, and with butter.
 Warrax: Someone's about to commit adultery with that bread.
 a robot: @grizzly Anarchy!
 grizzly: two different shoes!
 Coolguy: Yum! Delicious anarchy !
 Knice: Rage against the bread machine?
Image 140715   10-28-16   Uploaded by    Green Van
Score:
374
 
 scribbs: I thought the supercollider was bigger than that.
 Farnarkle: Looks like the construction of the Lake Manapouri power house ... grilledloinmanapouri.flexedesignburgerred-book
 Peter Pantsless: @msmstud I might be wrong, but it looks like it could be a hydroelectric plant under construction
 CastleBravo: @Side Boob Looks like it's still under construction tho.
 msmstud: @Side Boob -- Don't be trolling me, son. Seriously, what's the context of this image?
 Side Boob: Half Life 3 looking good
 Mitchell: Science!!!
Image 140714   10-28-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
373
 
 VoR: The right curb is so lonely
 ch: that right there is a beautiful love story
 Hyphae: Self respect left offline when uploading
 ChubbyBuddy: hey thats pretty funny btw are you aware there is gum stuck in your hair
Image 140713   10-28-16   Uploaded by    Social Vegan
Score:
468
 
 DrinkMixMan: P-O-T-T-WHY? Because I GOTTA!
 SpaceCow: Mask 3 "The Most unbelievable part of this is that someone would reproduce with Jamie Kennedy!"
 Entertainmentalist: Somebody stop me!
Image 140712   10-28-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
189
 
 Mr. Shine: R2-D2 fallen on hard times
Image 140711   10-28-16   Uploaded by    namaste
Score:
508
 
 whiplash: Sorry, Bob Ross, that is NOT a happy little tree.
 Warrax: Instructions perfectly clear. Didn't get out of bed.
 fakeusername: this JPG said I don't have to pay child support anymore, that's legally binding, right?
 SpaceCow: So, no support for you if your dream is to turn a mountainside into a lava base.
 Mr. Butt: Practicing an art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul grow, for heaven's sake. Sing in the shower. Dance to the radio. Tell stories. Write a poem to a friend, even a lousy poem. Do it as well as you possibly can. You will get an enormous reward. You will have created something." - Kurt Vonnegut
Image 140710   10-28-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
474
 
 trelyate: BWAAAHHHHH!
 Lestrange: Cute lil melon bonce
 Hiddentigerma: @badger Every generation hates the newer generation.
 badger: Great, the post-millennial generation is the worst one yet.
 Horp Lello: Damn it Bobby that's not how you treat propane!....That boy ain't right, I tell you what.
 Seven Eight Nine: Some kids just want to watch the world burn.
 manlyman: Big kids dont look at explosions.
Image 140709   10-28-16   Uploaded by    Life Whacker
Score:
606
 
 WaffleIron: Apex predator
 winwolf: @Knice Sweet mother of God. That was funny. Another Friday at work and I'm hit by the Knice Effect again. Gotta go. Someone in HR wants to see me.
 thecraftywolf: doe!
 Hiddentigerma: @Knice Aww sweet dude!
 Knice: @Hiddentigerma Indeed you do! In fact, I've installed a fry-daddy in my toilet for making hush-puppies.
 Hiddentigerma: @Knice If you eat a diet of exclusively corn and flour do you poop out corn bread? Assuming you already have the yeast in your gut and water intake as normal.
 Jayfu: Preditory deer
 Knice: @Hiddentigerma I'm a coblem solver; what's up?
 SpaceCow: It's a Deerp!
 Spazstatic: Oh deer.
 Hiddentigerma: @Knice You know all about corn don't yah? I have a corn question. A corn conundrum if you will.
 Off Topic: I hope this is photoshoped.
 Hiddentigerma: They fixed deers.
 Knice: Sweet fucking Christ.
Image 140708   10-28-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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