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228423  kornisjon: That's a very Jim Morrison stare.

228418  Jabberwikket: Hey, do you have a minute to talk about why you should give me treats?

228468  Yurishiro: Instructions unclear: stood with a foot in each and peed on the wall.

228473  Yurishiro: I don't have the energy for this.

228474  Yurishiro: So? Where are you putin the X?

228451  Yurishiro: moar ber

228452  Yurishiro: Don't be ridiculous, I expected a tablet. How could a plasma TV get outta there?!

228460  Yurishiro: Thank you for your service.

228464  Yurishiro: "Shit. I mean-meow?"

228467  Yurishiro: Perfect Xmas

228469  Yurishiro: Credit Kc Green

228472  Yurishiro: Big corporations vs. small entrepreneurs.

228464  charlemagne: then they all point at you and scream like donald sutherland

228468  charlemagne: for that post sex piss

228431  Jabberwikket: And stay off my plain ! Ya damn kids !!! [Shakes paw]

228479  humanfog: Suuure he did.

228479  GTA VII: Pray for my brother, ain't nothin wrong with him he just look like a legoman

228464  Bohab: What's up palicos

228468  Bohab: Don't cross the streams

228444  Jabberwikket: @Aufziehvogel you'll have to level up & buy the expansion for that

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228348 Darmstadtium: @Hyphae ... and yet we keep coming back... over and over and over and over again...

228362 sandwiches: @Robespierre im dead

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228312 Spazstatic: JPP, just plain Pete

228339 Lestrange: @Robespierre Seems fair though.

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228218 El Barto: Sweaty stompers.

228313 Donut: Comic Sans doesn't make this quote any lighter.

228373 sparename: The perils of motorised Lego



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Score:
346
 
 Beeble: He finally has all the Pellegrinos but still feels empty inside.
 Jennerator: Is this the 'porn' I keep hearing about?
 Mr. Shine: Enhancing . . . .enhancing . . . .
 tib gubb: unless you've been industry, you wouldn't know.
 Hyphae: We found ask Jeeves
 VoR: @Theta Zero Looking for missing Pellegrino
 Theta Zero: Internet detective
Image 140684   10-28-16   Uploaded by    PissedOff
Score:
361
 
 Hiddentigerma: No one cares about co workers. Do people actually try and build a sense of community within the work environment?
 scribbs: @Hiddentigerma I read it more as a work situation where one is forced to sign a card to someone one doesn't really give a shit about, usually for good reason.
 Fancy Clown: @VoR Joe Bidet!
 Hiddentigerma: This is a great opportunity to remind your friends how little you care about them.
 3ravens: @duckfarts "My condolences on your lust"... that's a freudian slip if I've ever seen one.
 mrdiron: "We've got a card for Barbara, do you want to sign it?"
 duckfarts: based on the b day and lust comment, i have deduced that there was a birth and friends are mourning the parents' loss of free time
 duckfarts: our condolences on your lust
 duckfarts: happy bereavement day
 Chef Says: Congratulations!!!
 VoR: @AverageJoe ooooh...wrong card... :( I'm that guy.
 VoR: Bappy Hirthday
 VoR: Happy Bidet
 AverageJoe: We all have that friend... And if you don't, you ARE that friend
Image 140683   10-28-16   Uploaded by    pawsies
Score:
505
 
 scribbs: Supervised by the BMU? I'll take twelve!
 carpwoman: Glad I quit drinking. I don't want a penis.
 taxKilla: Not as powerful as three penis wine though!
 ModelTRex: I only drink pure three penis wine.
 Mad Collager: Now available in 71 gallon super size!
 Jennerator: You're a whizzard, Harry
 Mr. Shine: @Hyphae Is that like the famous Hollywood Upstairs Medical College?
 duckfarts: @VoR yes
 ThoughtlessGentleman: This cant possibly be bad. I want a barrel of this.
 cizhiresb: magical penis flying through the sky
 tib gubb: yeah i'll take all of them. just lean it against my house.
 VoR: @LogicKitty It wouldn't be magical if it was yellow
 LogicKitty: @Borkf I'm not sure if the bottle is red or the wine. If the wine is red, I think the wizards might need to see a doctor
 Borkf: AKA "Wizard Piss"
 Sadbot: Does China not know about Viagra?
 Hyphae: Time to enroll in Beijing Medical University
 VoR: Because that is important to me apparently.
 VoR: Is the Penis magical or the wine? Or both?
Image 140682   10-28-16   Uploaded by    Alpha Trion
Score:
348
 
 scribbs: @a robot Hmmm...thanks for the info :-)
 a robot: @scribbs There was a Patreon message today that said because the mods screwed up and made everyone's comments disabled for half an hour this morning, it is now a double XP weekend for comments and posts. All weekend! I hope I am not revealing super-secret-purple knowledge here
 scribbs: I'm exercising my fingers for double-xp Sunday by commenting a lot tonight. That, and I have no life tonight.
 Janston: I'm more of an Altavista guy, myself.
 Mr. Shine: Because Ask.com is making money (and enemies) selling virus and malware access via their toolbar program.
 Jennerator: Because you touch yourself at night
 VoR: @tib gubb Might start using Lycos again..
 tib gubb: askjeeves still exists because our dads are averse to change. (my classmates ask the same thing about google fyi)
 VoR: I wonder how Chris rock is doing these days
 Theta Zero: Why do kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
Image 140681   10-28-16   Uploaded by    Gallifrasian
Score:
267
 
 scribbs: My dad appears to be on stage 7 of the Reisberg Scale, and tonight he recognized me and said my name. When I said "Yep, that's me," he acted like I was the asshole for doubting him. Some things never change. :-)
 Mr. Shine: Shhhh, baby, it's cool, no one's ever gonna know, gimme another kiss!
 Jennerator: redhotpaleoporn.com
 LogicKitty: Ahhhh, let go of my arm! You're going to get us both killed!
 AverageJoe: those fosils are like 5000 years old
Image 140680   10-28-16   Uploaded by    kimjongun
Score:
221
 
 Peter Pantsless: Just leave it somewhere. The cat will try to sit in it, pop one of those things, and then you'll have to pry it off the ceiling.
 SpaceCow: That rules.
 f1remind: Oh good, my cussioning material has arrived!
 duckfarts: air mail
 bigleague4040: I got a SIM card in a box like this once
Image 140679   10-28-16   Uploaded by    marxist
Score:
451
 
 wakkawakka: .....riiiiiiiggggghhhhtttt.....
 Fancy Clown: Milk Pong!
 Hiddentigerma: So im allowed to drill a tiny hole it them and fill them with gunpowder then add a fuse and plug up the hole with putty?
 FatTigerWoods: Don't do this exact thing pictured here
 duckfarts: @Yam I AM FULLY DOWN WITH THIS
 Fishy: Sure, and I'm not intending to use these for unintended purposes.
 Yam: Tang-pong! Now with Rice Krispie Squares!
Image 140678   10-28-16   Uploaded by    firesoup
Score:
201
 
 Mad Collager: Got wood?
 Mr. Shine: Finals week. Been there.
 ChubbyBuddy: don't like trees? fine, more air for the rest of us. now in the interest of moral consistancy, please put this plastic bag over your head so you choke to death like a new jersey seagull, you fucking idiot
 NoRagrets: I like this free spirited person.
 duckfarts: stupid sexy tree
Image 140677   10-28-16   Uploaded by    Baby Jesus
Score:
367
 
 scribbs: What half of SCOTUS fears.
 mrwiffler: Natural order.
 Scoo: At first I thought that was supposed to be Cousin Eddie
 a robot: Those are some kickass boots!
 Peter Pantsless: @Mr. Shine "These are not the genitals you're looking for. Neither or those, or the set on the end."
 skillet: Just a typical North Carolina Restroom.
 Mr. Shine: Never try to look at another man's lightsaber.
 duckfarts: just a bunch of people taking a sith
 amyandy: Look Padme, if Palpatine doesn't pass this legislation, the younglings will be in danger
 AverageJoe: that guy might need a colonoscopy
Image 140676   10-28-16   Uploaded by    celebgate
Score:
318
 
 Janston: Where are all your fucking pupils?
 skillet: No further burns, your honor.
 VoR: Well that's an unfriendly court
 duckfarts: the only thing murdered here was your pride
Image 140675   10-28-16   Uploaded by    thrilhouse
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