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268925  VoR: She has a nice smile

268950  ITS TAPE: Who lives on an island called A-a-amity?!?

268934  Mr. Butt: I love Jimmy Eat World!

268937  Mr. Butt: I'm the video game boy! I'm the one who wins!

268931  VoR: Oh nice pearls

268933  VoR: And his hat is glued on?

268922  FabricMan: "I have done something horrible" means "I cheated on you"

268937  VoR: Take your bobble heads out the box and let them bobble!

268935  FabricMan: @bug That WOULD be a miracle

268938  VoR: Raggy dolls

268937  El hefe: There's a glitch in the matrix

268936  Dr Awkward: If this is like my dog, hes upset that this person actually showered. Sweaty feet are his fave!

268922  charlemagne: I'm going through a tricky breakup at the moment, she already ticked off four of these

268933  bug: Go go gadget public nap!

268935  bug: The bonus word is a great way to avoid big belly miracles.

268932  bug: You have an odd looking mother. ...which may explain why you look so strange for a six-year old.

268933  Sadbot: To answer you question, kid; no, white hipsters are not okay

268929  VeeKay: Spanieliceous

268925  MrBoffo: Draw a circle around the one God loves the most

268926  SunWukong: Fuck your sky fairy.

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268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

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11. wolfskin: 1555 points
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 Beeble: He finally has all the Pellegrinos but still feels empty inside.
 Mr. Shine: Enhancing . . . .enhancing . . . .
 tib gubb: unless you've been industry, you wouldn't know.
 Hyphae: We found ask Jeeves
 VoR: @Theta Zero Looking for missing Pellegrino
 Dominus Umbrae: Internet detective
Image 140684   10-28-16   Uploaded by    PissedOff
 Hiddentigerma: No one cares about co workers. Do people actually try and build a sense of community within the work environment?
 scribbs: @Hiddentigerma I read it more as a work situation where one is forced to sign a card to someone one doesn't really give a shit about, usually for good reason.
 Fancy Clown: @VoR Joe Bidet!
 Hiddentigerma: This is a great opportunity to remind your friends how little you care about them.
 3ravens: @duckfarts "My condolences on your lust"... that's a freudian slip if I've ever seen one.
 mrdiron: "We've got a card for Barbara, do you want to sign it?"
 duckfarts: based on the b day and lust comment, i have deduced that there was a birth and friends are mourning the parents' loss of free time
 duckfarts: our condolences on your lust
 duckfarts: happy bereavement day
 Chef Says: Congratulations!!!
 VoR: @AverageJoe ooooh...wrong card... :( I'm that guy.
 VoR: Bappy Hirthday
 VoR: Happy Bidet
 AverageJoe: We all have that friend... And if you don't, you ARE that friend
Image 140683   10-28-16   Uploaded by    pawsies
 scribbs: Supervised by the BMU? I'll take twelve!
 Ignatius: Glad I quit drinking. I don't want a penis.
 taxKilla: Not as powerful as three penis wine though!
 ModelTRex: I only drink pure three penis wine.
 Mad Collager: Now available in 71 gallon super size!
 Jennerator: You're a whizzard, Harry
 Mr. Shine: @Hyphae Is that like the famous Hollywood Upstairs Medical College?
 duckfarts: @VoR yes
 ThoughtlessGentleman: This cant possibly be bad. I want a barrel of this.
 cizhiresb: magical penis flying through the sky
 tib gubb: yeah i'll take all of them. just lean it against my house.
 VoR: @LogicKitty It wouldn't be magical if it was yellow
 LogicKitty: @Borkf I'm not sure if the bottle is red or the wine. If the wine is red, I think the wizards might need to see a doctor
 Borkf: AKA "Wizard Piss"
 Sadbot: Does China not know about Viagra?
 Hyphae: Time to enroll in Beijing Medical University
 VoR: Because that is important to me apparently.
 VoR: Is the Penis magical or the wine? Or both?
Image 140682   10-28-16   Uploaded by    Alpha Trion
 scribbs: @a robot Hmmm...thanks for the info :-)
 a robot: @scribbs There was a Patreon message today that said because the mods screwed up and made everyone's comments disabled for half an hour this morning, it is now a double XP weekend for comments and posts. All weekend! I hope I am not revealing super-secret-purple knowledge here
 scribbs: I'm exercising my fingers for double-xp Sunday by commenting a lot tonight. That, and I have no life tonight.
 Janston: I'm more of an Altavista guy, myself.
 Mr. Shine: Because is making money (and enemies) selling virus and malware access via their toolbar program.
 Jennerator: Because you touch yourself at night
 VoR: @tib gubb Might start using Lycos again..
 tib gubb: askjeeves still exists because our dads are averse to change. (my classmates ask the same thing about google fyi)
 VoR: I wonder how Chris rock is doing these days
 The Turks: Why do kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
Image 140681   10-28-16   Uploaded by    Gallifrasian
 scribbs: My dad appears to be on stage 7 of the Reisberg Scale, and tonight he recognized me and said my name. When I said "Yep, that's me," he acted like I was the asshole for doubting him. Some things never change. :-)
 Mr. Shine: Shhhh, baby, it's cool, no one's ever gonna know, gimme another kiss!
 LogicKitty: Ahhhh, let go of my arm! You're going to get us both killed!
 AverageJoe: those fosils are like 5000 years old
Image 140680   10-28-16   Uploaded by    kimjongun
 Peter Pantsless: Just leave it somewhere. The cat will try to sit in it, pop one of those things, and then you'll have to pry it off the ceiling.
 SpaceCow: That rules.
 f1remind: Oh good, my cussioning material has arrived!
 duckfarts: air mail
 bigleague4040: I got a SIM card in a box like this once
Image 140679   10-28-16   Uploaded by    marxist
 wakkawakka: .....riiiiiiiggggghhhhtttt.....
 Fancy Clown: Milk Pong!
 Hiddentigerma: So im allowed to drill a tiny hole it them and fill them with gunpowder then add a fuse and plug up the hole with putty?
 FatTigerWoods: Don't do this exact thing pictured here
 duckfarts: @Yam I AM FULLY DOWN WITH THIS
 Fishy: Sure, and I'm not intending to use these for unintended purposes.
 Yam: Tang-pong! Now with Rice Krispie Squares!
Image 140678   10-28-16   Uploaded by    firesoup
 Mad Collager: Got wood?
 Mr. Shine: Finals week. Been there.
 ChubbyBuddy: don't like trees? fine, more air for the rest of us. now in the interest of moral consistancy, please put this plastic bag over your head so you choke to death like a new jersey seagull, you fucking idiot
 NoRagrets: I like this free spirited person.
 duckfarts: stupid sexy tree
Image 140677   10-28-16   Uploaded by    Baby Jesus
 scribbs: What half of SCOTUS fears.
 mrwiffler: Natural order.
 Porm Munties: At first I thought that was supposed to be Cousin Eddie
 a robot: Those are some kickass boots!
 Peter Pantsless: @Mr. Shine "These are not the genitals you're looking for. Neither or those, or the set on the end."
 skillet: Just a typical North Carolina Restroom.
 Mr. Shine: Never try to look at another man's lightsaber.
 duckfarts: just a bunch of people taking a sith
 amyandy: Look Padme, if Palpatine doesn't pass this legislation, the younglings will be in danger
 AverageJoe: that guy might need a colonoscopy
Image 140676   10-28-16   Uploaded by    celebgate
 Janston: Where are all your fucking pupils?
 skillet: No further burns, your honor.
 VoR: Well that's an unfriendly court
 duckfarts: the only thing murdered here was your pride
Image 140675   10-28-16   Uploaded by    thrilhouse
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