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210589  prius: Probably some feeble attempt to protect her hair from water.

210574  VeeKay: Go on dude, puke!

210582  dobbiesdoogs: "i have an idea for a prank" #210583

210579  VeeKay: Baby light my (oilwell on) fire

210578  dobbiesdoogs: "drop the pony business, or you won't be allowed to stay up pasteur bedtime"

210580  dobbiesdoogs: nice, cazh peen

210584  icloud: more like 'best 2 minutes of your life'

210501  Jabberwikket: @Christina probably laminated sticky notes...

210577  kazzy94: Haha yeah

210567  Annoying Vegan : Some robots have excellent taste in dog photos.

210584  tane: 2 minutes in heaven is better than 1 minute in heaven.

210491  apoxia: @Christina Cats are crepuscular, not nocturnal.

210562  Teechur: Do her pants have a camera-friendly hole?

210563  Teechur: Perhaps the wavy ones are just more outgoing.

210569  funny in the wall: like the naked lady but what' with all the sinks/toilets/bidets?

210567  Teechur: @PenguinBartender Yes, definitely mlem.

210575  dangerkeith3000: How is there fire under water?

210572  Teechur: Mike Wazowski!

210575  Ulillillia: @logan Karma?

210574  Dr Awkward: @WaffleIron Well call me a monkey's Uncle

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210528 Cami: @Yurishiro I like that reply. Another good one I've heard was that from the cover you can see what it's going to cost.

210366 a robot: @MabelSyrup Best not to call random women "bitches" aboard the Spaceship

210512 sirgallium: The weinermobile is in trouble

210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.

210451 Niels Bohr: Hey there love angle.

210508 Cami: @tess Remember pagers? Bike couriers and drug dealers...

210467 Yurishiro: Cut the cord you baby planet!

210540 wolfpk: When there is a will there's a way... unfortunately that phrase is attached to the phrase "famous last words".

210491 apoxia: @Christina Cats are crepuscular, not nocturnal.

210563 Teechur: Perhaps the wavy ones are just more outgoing.



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Score:
540
 
 Mad Collager: @SoyUnPerdedor Neither does Willy Brandt.
 Mr. Shine: Staples Office Superstores sells a screen treatment called Liquid Armor that MIGHT actually do this.
 Jayfu: The Note 7 would have melted the projectile
 duckfarts: good thing you used a screen protector!
 SoyUnPerdedor: @Amy Housewine but it was all sorted out when Abraham Lincoln deciphered the Enigma machine, yay!
 Amy Housewine: @SoyUnPerdedor It was an odd time in the nineteenth century.
 ch: errrrrrrrrrrrrt
 SoyUnPerdedor: @Amy Housewine Kaiser Wilhelm does not approve
 Amy Housewine: This phone saved my grandfather's life by stopping a bullet in World War 2.
Image 140667   10-28-16   Uploaded by    eevee
Score:
693
 
 ModelTRex: OUR LOVE CANNOT BE DENIED SNEK.
 Mr. Shine: He's going for a . . . walk?
 duckfarts: i'm off to find the man who treaded my paw
 Amy Housewine: Only snek's own tail can stahp snek when snek wants to eat those little dots.
 dobbiesdoogs: just let me live my life, amanda, please you're embarrassing us both
Image 140666   10-28-16   Uploaded by    afroking
Score:
821
 
 Mad Collager: @EvilOtter Apparently, his was magic in all sorts of ways.
 Hiddentigerma: @jazzjunkie I always find it better to assume that people aren't mocking the disabled on facebook. I hear that the king of facebook ain't about that.
 duckfarts: @jazzjunkie so it's kinda FYGN?
 amyandy: my mind went to krillin
 jazzjunkie: OK, am I the only one whose mind went to the obscene German hand gesture instead of the "got your nose" game? This was seriously confusing for me because all I saw was someone giving this poor disfigured child the equivalent of the "middle finger"
 AverageJoe: I'd call him Krillin
 EvilOtter: Voldamort... YOU *ARE* THE FATHER!
 a robot: I wish Facebook would stop leaking into the Spaceship
 LaeMi: I laughed. I am a bad person.
Image 140665   10-28-16   Uploaded by    amyandy
Score:
334
 
 Fishy: V is actually a quote for the man in the art.
 AverageJoe: I know this is art because I can't understand what it means
Image 140664   10-28-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
136
 
 Mr. Shine: The apparent love for this show is unfathomable to me.
 Amy Housewine: He's voicing a rap that begins "Well my name is Rick and I'm hear to say..."
 dobbiesdoogs: did you take a shit on the floor?
 WaffleIron: That is a very insistent looking "schwifty"
Image 140663   10-28-16   Uploaded by    caesar
Score:
326
 
 Mexico: Return flight: #173054
 Gomi Day: @qazwsx this is amazjng,, as in. paul laffoley, as previsoslty mentioed i ds amaxig or holy hsit.. i habvew lost all abilisty to communicate with the outside wordl. nevdrmijnfd NEVERMIND i am going to bed, right now. holy moley...
 qazwsx: this is amazing @Gomi Day
 Gomi Day: RIGHT! GOODNIGHT AGGRO GATOR.
 Gomi Day: @Mexico nope! but i'm totally.....bokmarking his name for lsater when i',m not as absurdly drunk as i am at this particulat moment.. (all spelling error left as ius for comedic purpoises when i soper up and whatr habe you.....oh fgos............... help...
 Mexico: @Gomi Day I've seen his stuff before on the same site. It sucks that I couldn't go to any of his lectures, because those must have been fascinating. As far as weirdo visionary artists go, are you familiar with Stanislaw Szukalski?
 Gomi Day: also, that said. please look up paul laffoley. he was totally some sort of lunatic genius.
 Gomi Day: a quick google search of "an interview with the author of the world's strangest book" gives me the former. rad. i still need to get a copy of said book..
 Gomi Day: @Mexico that landed me a 404. though, the address mentions the author of the strangest book. which in my mind narrows it down to two. it's going to be either paul laffoley or the codex seraphinianus guy...
 Mexico: @Gomi Day In exchange. dangerousminds.net/comments/…
 Mexico: @Gomi Day Neat! Thanks!
 Gomi Day: @Mexico this and the other one i uploaded this evening are by karl nicholason. came across a page featuring some of his artwork from psychology textbooks and such and they really left an impression on me. 50watts.com/…
 Mexico: Who drew this picture, @Gomi Day? Google isn't turning up anything for it.
Image 140662   10-28-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
481
 
 Hiddentigerma: @Yam Those kinds of people have children?
 VoR: If you knew anything about real life then you would realise that you don't know anything about real life, to me that's no surprise.
 duckfarts: this is some good advice!
 Ratty: TL;DR
 Yam: I always figured these were by somebody's mom who calls herself a 'designer' because she makes these, but all she does is refresh her tumblr and drink cheap red wine all day.
 WaffleIron: Probably not the WORST advice...
Image 140661   10-27-16   Uploaded by    BoiledEggs
Score:
1042
 
 scribbs: @a robot You can be honest: on the internet, nobody knows you're a cat. Well, they didn't. You posted a selfie.
 SpaceCow: Rad for Siamese.
 a robot: @Borkf It is hideous kitchen linoleum from the 70s
 Panda: You cant go wrong with a cross eyed kitty
 Knice: Awe, a Mascat!
 NoRagrets: No fair, you got a cat in your box.
 duckfarts: that's a real fuckin good cat right there
 Borkf: That looks like wallpaper. @a robot , did you somehow attach you cat to the wall?
 SoyUnPerdedor: I am the king of Siam...yes Siam.
 amyandy: Hey a cat
 Ulillillia: One eye's looking at me, and the other's looking at the soda machine
 a robot: @Mexico It's peak "OMG I got my swag box and I'm not AT ALL confident enough in my looks to post a selfie like @Knice or @Annoying Vegan so....Cat pic it is!"
 Warrax: @a robot Very lifelike. If didn't know what to look for, I might have thought that was a real, flesh-and-blood cat.
 Mexico: @a robot She's a very pretty cat. Plus, this picture is peak Friendly Spaceship.
 a robot: I know it kind of looks like my cat is pooping in the Aggro--swag box....but she is not. Just appreciating it like me :D
Image 140660   10-27-16   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
504
 
 AverageJoe: nothing out of the ordinary
 DrinkMixMan: Leaked set photo from "Sex in the City 3: Aspen Nights."
Image 140659   10-27-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
615
 
 duckfarts: @A duck yeah, that's how it got knocked down
 Skinr: Finally, a sign about nothing
 DrinkMixMan: Oh, shit that sign that usually has the drink specials on it fell over. Now passers-by won't be able to see WHAT'S THE DEAL
 square44: a bar about nothing
 A duck: *slap bass line*
Image 140658   10-27-16   Uploaded by    Jonananathan
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