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227783  Teechur: I would not like a baked pinata.

227736  Felicity: I wonder if thats a 1970s carpet pattern

227737  Felicity: They all seem equally happy for once. Rad

227786  Teechur: This telescope shows that something wicked this way comes.

227662  jazzjunkie: @Yurishiro Destroyed again 2008

227667  jazzjunkie: Sounds like something from the "nihilist Arby's" Twitter account.

227660  jochenau: Linguistics is the science of discovering patterns and rules we have zero conscious awareness of, yet use and manipulate effortlessly every day as we communicate.

227731  SimonSaysGarfunkel: @jochenau HAL open pod bay doors

227674  jazzjunkie: Having life figured out is overrated.

227684  jazzjunkie: Truck question; Nicholas Cage isn't capable of making a variety of facial expressions!

227716  jazzjunkie: Am I being detained?

227744  Felicity: @Prostata We need a quick brown foxxo

227745  Felicity: @sparenamelaptopdied You just made me realise that Madonna and Louis from /Seeing Things/ have the same last name! Mind blown (but not in a /Scanners/ way)

227679  jochenau: @Mr. Shine I did Google Juliana Wetmore. It seems that her condition was surprising to both the parents and the doctors, indicating that the parents don't have the condition, so you can't say they shouldn't have tried to have children. So...should she have been immediately euthanized upon discovery? She does require medical intervention for eating and breathing but she's far from a vegetable, can hear and communicate, and generally doesn't seem to feel she's been treated cruelly.

227747  Felicity: I beg your what?

227747  Felicity: @Amy Housewine My coworker used to say that it sounded like Paula Abdul was saying: Ooh, Im in the funky wig! in the song Vibeology

227784  antipatterns: "finally, someone i can relate to."

227758  jazzjunkie: It's more about the notes you *don't* play.

227761  Not A Bot: Best self prostate exam ever.

227783  Ulillillia: That has to be intentional.

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227742 wolfpk: Without the bread of life... your toast

227748 Felicity: MEAT. Its whats for dinner!

227731 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @jochenau HAL open pod bay doors

227609 Nothing: Hell yeah, Goofus and Gallant rules

227726 fanny: *drops off mother-in-law, doesn't even stay for reward*

227689 Prostata: @Felicity Keep your stick on the ice!

227720 jochenau: Look and feel more natural than...your natural shape? I don't get it.

227741 jochenau: This isn't a "leave a polite note" situation, this is a "find the bastard and fire him" situation.

227684 jazzjunkie: Truck question; Nicholas Cage isn't capable of making a variety of facial expressions!

227612 Science: Slutty-O's!

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 Hyphae: @scribbs @Jaunty Shrimp @fanny @Knice Awww, you guys!! My nachos is blushing!
 fanny: @Hyphae best comment of the day 10/26! told you ;)
 scribbs: @Hyphae I did. My (+) was number 30.
 msmstud: O-o-oh, this anarchist is gonna be in so-o mu-uch trouble-e-e-e....
 Jaunty Shrimp: @Hyphae Wordplay is a staple of ag humor. ;-)
 fanny: @Hyphae lol that's gotta be the comment of the day :)
 unoplank: @Borkf whaaat? I see white and gold now.. wth???
 Borkf: @unoplank Uh, it's blue and white!
 unoplank: where does this guy work? I've never seen black and gold staplers before. Awesome!
 Knice: @Hyphae Me. :-D
 Hyphae: ...oh lord, who plused that?
 Hyphae: Come on, man, it's a STAYpler not a... GOpler
Image 140286   10-26-16   Uploaded by    140bpm
 Himesama: @Borkf Depends on the day. Today I was the ape as everyone was on time AND well groomed.
 Robespierre: Carry on, my wayward son
 msmstud: They figured out denim jeans + cowboy boots = protagonist, and laid waste to the uniformed military.
 a robot: @Warrax Eh, I like animals better than people any day
 duckfarts: ugh, crossfit is messed up
 Warrax: @a robot I would not have expected that from you.
 a robot: I, for one, welcome our new ape overlords.
 Borkf: @Himesama Are you the army guy or the ape guy?
 Warrax: My business is monkey business, and business is good.
 Himesama: This is how I feel in the morning before I take my kids to school.
 ClockworkJackalope: Damn dirty apes
Image 140285   10-26-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 pastme: But what if I'm allergic? Wouldn't that be like going the other way?
 carpwoman: Lurleen Marie. 10/15/1994 - 12/14/2014
 trelyate: this is my religion now
 LaeMi: They like to catch and torture small flying things like human angels.
 msmstud: [Cruelly inflicting feels.] My big boy recently crossed over. Silver tabby. I gave him a good life, will miss him.
 Lestrange: @Hyphae I keep getting warnings when I do.
 duckfarts: April meowers
 cizhiresb: the stairway to internet
 Himesama: Looks like a sweet place to spend eternity!
 thecraftywolf: the stairway to rad
 Hyphae: @Lestrange -but you must! You must.
 Lestrange: So much I can't even that I can't even.
Image 140284   10-26-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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 msmstud: Gang tats, f'real. Cutie marks, too.
 duckfarts: don't fuck with grumpy bear; every raindrop represents a person he's killed
 AverageJoe: Eventually, he moved to Ponies
 Zukero: Dare 'till you care, bear.
Image 140282   10-26-16   Uploaded by    prospector
 msmstud: We are ready to entertain the children.
 petepuma: This kills the patient.
 Borkf: @AverageJoe @Peach No pipe?
 Peach: @AverageJoe Oh dang, I tried too DX Have some +'s to soothe the pain.
 Peach: @AverageJoe (:)
 AverageJoe: @AverageJoe ...stupid UTF-8
 AverageJoe: @AverageJoe (:)
 AverageJoe: ()
 Knice: Time for TerrorTubbies!
Image 140281   10-26-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 VoR: @ChubbyBuddy Ironically(?) we probe for these things...
 ChubbyBuddy: how could you possibly know that
 Tacorleone: @Bluetocracy Hahaha
 Micro Jackson: I can has GIF''s?????
 msmstud: @WTF -- Oh my.
 Quackzy: Mercury and Saturn were the first goals of the Interplanetary Internet Program. Our next targets are Saturn's ring system and the mysterious red gas giant next to Mercury that I've never met
 Nothing: Sorcery!
 sporky: They're not actually jiggling. It just looks that way from Earth.
 a robot: far as we know!
 Skaalar: Oh god, stop moving. I'm on an iPhone, this is weirding me the fuck out.
 Borkf: @WTF Only if you're a black dot. I suspect this may be a system test.
 Warrax: Also no wifi on the Moonmoon.
 WTF: Animated gifs are now an AG thing?
 Zukero: So, let's send all the electro-sensitive people to Jupiter !
 Bluetocracy: I hear Verizon is trying to get ahead of the competition by creating an interplanetary calling plan, so this may not be accurate for long.
 when so: Now we begin the mission to connect to the wifi on venus
Image 140280   10-26-16   Uploaded by    Moonmoon
 Knice: Return flight: #140687
 archanon: Steamy!
 Beef Supreme: From the makers of 'Bag of Ether-Soaked Rags'...
 Wet farts: Instructions unclear. Wound up in jail.
 hearsegirl: when you chew that rapey gum
 duckfarts: It is now safe to kiss your girl. [presses power button]
 whiplash: It's easy to tell if she uses Listerated Pepsin Gum, because it turns your chompers bright green.
 Borkf: You should probably just ask her about the gum first.
 DrinkMixMan: Listerated what? Ah, man, I'm never gonna get laid.
 WTF: You'll never find out if she's a Pepsin gum chewer because by the time it takes to reach step 14 you'll be in cuffs in the back of a squad car.
 Meow: but what do you do if she isn't using Listerated Pepsin Gum?
 SpaceCow: "If you've been sighing as much as we've told you to, you're probably about to pass out from hyperventilation. Try not to land head first as you faint."
 Knice: Be sure to keep your tongue back behind your teeth so you don't bite it off when her knee turns your goods into paste.
Image 140279   10-26-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
 Flarmie: "FLY, YOU FOOLS" Shit, wrong movie.
 dorian: "And here's my little secret: There's more than one of all of us..."
Image 140278   10-26-16   Uploaded by    Fantasy
 mrdiron: What's your favorite thing about space? Mine's space.
 Peter Pantsless:…
 Peter Pantsless: @ch The Hubble Space Telescope. This is an area smaller than a 1mm square held 1 meter away, in the darkest part of the sky. Almost every point of light is a galaxy
 ClockworkJackalope: Billions and billions...
 Hyphae: Is this a .gif? To me they look in slow motion
 Zukero: I bet there's no WiFi anywhere there...
 Zukero: That's no moon ! That's Dave eating crisps in from of the lens again.
 Bluetocracy: I can see my house from here!
 ch: right like who took the photo
 Mr. Butt: @Mr. Butt in b4 "comment-horn"
 Mr. Butt: 2 out of 10, would not visit again.
 Yam: Hubblebubble
Image 140277   10-26-16   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
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