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244460  a robot: @glenalec You and me both, meatbag

244528  Yam: @funny in the wall Yeah, but actual ferrets make BAD sex toys

244515  TurkeyVulture: @funny in the wall the is what my grandmother believed.

244537  Scoo: Wakawakawaka

244535  funny in the wall: @TurkeyVulture especially if you're reading sexy things. i feel like me reading about the cryomodules to be installed on the new slac accelerator, not so much

244540  Scoo: Anyway, here's Wonderwall

244530  wolfpk: Tiger: Your intimidation tactics wouldn't work with me!!

244534  Scoo: Unlikely. Who'd steal that pos?

244535  TurkeyVulture: Reading is sexy.

244495  Side Boob: This artist (Svetlana Petrova) inserts her big fatty cat into art classics. fatcatart.com/gallery/ I think it's great fun, but I'm a broken crazy cat man. vOv

244523  Side Boob: Bell bottoms and capes. They are bringing it back!

244537  dobbiesdoogs: pac-ard bell

244532  Dr. Bathroom: Hey... The guy driving that is in a coma.

244541  dobbiesdoogs: such hair, very strong

244535  dobbiesdoogs: when you find a niche that works, you commit

244533  RiderFan: @glenalec youtube.com/…

244506  Air Biscuit: grand moff tarkin?

244527  dobbiesdoogs: music was forever altered after the cross-cultural exchange between the federation and the klingons

244528  Mr. Whiskers: Anythings a dog toy if youre brave enough

244532  Air Biscuit: Chicken pot pie is one thing.

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244337 itskando: This is my favorite show. But I don't have anyone to discuss it with. Woo will help me decide on which type of cop Officer Meow Meow Fuzzyface truly is?

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244466 Felicity: Is this the home of the Nunies from /SNL/?

244292 FireBreathingMarmot: Banksy goes conceptual.

244406 Side Boob: Same.

244280 jazzjunkie: Classic Max

244419 jazzjunkie: Scientists used to think that long flowing dresses dragged on the ground like a T-Rex tail. The modern assumption is that long flowing dresses (much like a T-Rex tail) are held aloft, aiding with balance and maneuverability at high speeds.

244294 FireBreathingMarmot: "Where did I go wrong - eating a bowl of glitter, or thinking I could hold back that sneeze..."

244301 piranharama: Paranoia in a space station tho...

244288 prius: going to need my glasses for this



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 Hyphae: @scribbs @Jaunty Shrimp @fanny @Knice Awww, you guys!! My nachos is blushing!
 fanny: @Hyphae best comment of the day 10/26! told you ;)
 scribbs: @Hyphae I did. My (+) was number 30.
 msmstud: O-o-oh, this anarchist is gonna be in so-o mu-uch trouble-e-e-e....
 Jaunty Shrimp: @Hyphae Wordplay is a staple of ag humor. ;-)
 fanny: @Hyphae lol that's gotta be the comment of the day :)
 unoplank: @Borkf whaaat? I see white and gold now.. wth???
 Borkf: @unoplank Uh, it's blue and white!
 unoplank: where does this guy work? I've never seen black and gold staplers before. Awesome!
 Knice: @Hyphae Me. :-D
 Hyphae: ...oh lord, who plused that?
 Hyphae: Come on, man, it's a STAYpler not a... GOpler
Image 140286   10-26-16   Uploaded by    140bpm
Score:
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 Himesama: @Borkf Depends on the day. Today I was the ape as everyone was on time AND well groomed.
 Wet farts: AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 cishet: Carry on, my wayward son
 msmstud: They figured out denim jeans + cowboy boots = protagonist, and laid waste to the uniformed military.
 a robot: @Warrax Eh, I like animals better than people any day
 duckfarts: ugh, crossfit is messed up
 Warrax: @a robot I would not have expected that from you.
 a robot: I, for one, welcome our new ape overlords.
 Borkf: @Himesama Are you the army guy or the ape guy?
 Warrax: My business is monkey business, and business is good.
 Himesama: This is how I feel in the morning before I take my kids to school.
 ClockworkJackalope: Damn dirty apes
Image 140285   10-26-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
549
 
 pastme: But what if I'm allergic? Wouldn't that be like going the other way?
 carpwoman: Lurleen Marie. 10/15/1994 - 12/14/2014
 trelyate: this is my religion now
 LaeMi: They like to catch and torture small flying things like human angels.
 msmstud: [Cruelly inflicting feels.] My big boy recently crossed over. Silver tabby. I gave him a good life, will miss him.
 Lestrange: @Hyphae I keep getting warnings when I do.
 duckfarts: April meowers
 cizhiresb: the stairway to internet
 Himesama: Looks like a sweet place to spend eternity!
 thecraftywolf: the stairway to rad
 Hyphae: @Lestrange -but you must! You must.
 Lestrange: So much I can't even that I can't even.
Image 140284   10-26-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Image 140283 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Skinr. Your image was bad, Skinr.
Score:
517
 
 msmstud: Gang tats, f'real. Cutie marks, too.
 duckfarts: don't fuck with grumpy bear; every raindrop represents a person he's killed
 AverageJoe: Eventually, he moved to Ponies
 Zukero: Dare 'till you care, bear.
Image 140282   10-26-16   Uploaded by    prospector
Score:
588
 
 msmstud: We are ready to entertain the children.
 petepuma: This kills the patient.
 Borkf: @AverageJoe @Peach No pipe?
 Peach: @AverageJoe Oh dang, I tried too DX Have some +'s to soothe the pain.
 Peach: @AverageJoe (:)
 AverageJoe: @AverageJoe ...stupid UTF-8
 AverageJoe: @AverageJoe (:)
 AverageJoe: ()
 Knice: Time for TerrorTubbies!
Image 140281   10-26-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
968
 
 VoR: @ChubbyBuddy Ironically(?) we probe for these things...
 ChubbyBuddy: how could you possibly know that
 Tacorleone: @Bluetocracy Hahaha
 Micro Jackson: I can has GIF''s?????
 msmstud: @WTF -- Oh my.
 Quackzy: Mercury and Saturn were the first goals of the Interplanetary Internet Program. Our next targets are Saturn's ring system and the mysterious red gas giant next to Mercury that I've never met
 Nothing: Sorcery!
 sporky: They're not actually jiggling. It just looks that way from Earth.
 a robot: ....as far as we know!
 Skaalar: Oh god, stop moving. I'm on an iPhone, this is weirding me the fuck out.
 Borkf: @WTF Only if you're a black dot. I suspect this may be a system test.
 Warrax: Also no wifi on the Moonmoon.
 WTF: Animated gifs are now an AG thing?
 Zukero: So, let's send all the electro-sensitive people to Jupiter !
 Bluetocracy: I hear Verizon is trying to get ahead of the competition by creating an interplanetary calling plan, so this may not be accurate for long.
 when so: Now we begin the mission to connect to the wifi on venus
Image 140280   10-26-16   Uploaded by    Moonmoon
Score:
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 Knice: Return flight: #140687
 archanon: Steamy!
 Beef Supreme: From the makers of 'Bag of Ether-Soaked Rags'...
 Wet farts: Instructions unclear. Wound up in jail.
 hearsegirl: when you chew that rapey gum
 duckfarts: It is now safe to kiss your girl. [presses power button]
 whiplash: It's easy to tell if she uses Listerated Pepsin Gum, because it turns your chompers bright green.
 Borkf: You should probably just ask her about the gum first.
 DrinkMixMan: Listerated what? Ah, man, I'm never gonna get laid.
 WTF: You'll never find out if she's a Pepsin gum chewer because by the time it takes to reach step 14 you'll be in cuffs in the back of a squad car.
 Meow: but what do you do if she isn't using Listerated Pepsin Gum?
 SpaceCow: "If you've been sighing as much as we've told you to, you're probably about to pass out from hyperventilation. Try not to land head first as you faint."
 Knice: Be sure to keep your tongue back behind your teeth so you don't bite it off when her knee turns your goods into paste.
Image 140279   10-26-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
440
 
 Flarmie: "FLY, YOU FOOLS" Shit, wrong movie.
 dorian: "And here's my little secret: There's more than one of all of us..."
Image 140278   10-26-16   Uploaded by    Fantasy
Score:
585
 
 mrdiron: What's your favorite thing about space? Mine's space.
 Peter Pantsless: tinyurl.com/…
 Peter Pantsless: @ch The Hubble Space Telescope. This is an area smaller than a 1mm square held 1 meter away, in the darkest part of the sky. Almost every point of light is a galaxy
 ClockworkJackalope: Billions and billions...
 Hyphae: Is this a .gif? To me they look in slow motion
 Zukero: I bet there's no WiFi anywhere there...
 Zukero: That's no moon ! That's Dave eating crisps in from of the lens again.
 Bluetocracy: I can see my house from here!
 ch: right like who took the photo
 Mr. Butt: @Mr. Butt in b4 "comment-horn"
 Mr. Butt: 2 out of 10, would not visit again.
 Yam: Hubblebubble
Image 140277   10-26-16   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
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