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258008  addend: Quick to heal, return to your wheel.

257996  wolfpk: @NoRagrets He would have only gotten the royalties. His label would have gotten the full amount and paid him the royalties.

257997  Shay: I just go to the bathroom and reset the electricity.

257998  Shay: *muffled* duh wae *muffled*

258017  Albo Grungus: Axolotls are so cute! My friend has one, she named him Pascal and he looks just like Honey Lemon!

258001  Shay: Meanwhile Peter Sellers is rolling in his grave.

258002  Shay: YES!!

257999  wolfpk: "French anatomy book" Yeah right! Just admit it; it's French porn!

258004  Shay: Are you brave enough to visit the website? (I'm not)

258005  Shay: Gran Tordoggo

258008  Shay: Now that's a great insurance company if the lil' brudder is covered by it.

258006  Shay: huh huh huh, Eights, huh huh huh

257995  DrNinjaman: Two words: Fanny pack

258005  Side Boob: Rex. King of the doggos!

258006  Robespierre: Duuuuuuuuuude

258006  Side Boob: Heh, boobs.

258009  Robespierre: Thuglife wikiHow looks thuggish

258010  Robespierre: @Ihminen "Sweeeeet Caroline ... good times never felt so goooood..."

257941  NoRagrets: I dont lie on the internet. That was a lie. Or was it?

257981  Not A Bot: Wearing Kuribo's shoe allows you to stomp around the mosh pit without getting hurt.

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257772 DrNinjaman: There's a survey on the back. If you fill it out you get $10 your next dress rental

257947 VeeKay: Now we're going to places in my neighborhood

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257824 DrNinjaman: Damn it Spock, I'm a doc!

257825 werterland: This alligator is on a strict son-only diet. Please, no daughters.

257969 Mr. Shine: Embrace your truth, Jonathan.

257890 VeeKay: I knew that the millionth facebook like would do it.

257966 Mr. Shine: This is an oddly specific fetish.

257787 some guy : This image is upside-down.

257855 UltraBeverly: Aw, I remember the Insane Clown Posse bus parked in front right before it was torn down. Sniff...



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 Hyphae: @scribbs @Jaunty Shrimp @fanny @Knice Awww, you guys!! My nachos is blushing!
 fanny: @Hyphae best comment of the day 10/26! told you ;)
 scribbs: @Hyphae I did. My (+) was number 30.
 msmstud: O-o-oh, this anarchist is gonna be in so-o mu-uch trouble-e-e-e....
 Jaunty Shrimp: @Hyphae Wordplay is a staple of ag humor. ;-)
 fanny: @Hyphae lol that's gotta be the comment of the day :)
 unoplank: @Borkf whaaat? I see white and gold now.. wth???
 Borkf: @unoplank Uh, it's blue and white!
 unoplank: where does this guy work? I've never seen black and gold staplers before. Awesome!
 Knice: @Hyphae Me. :-D
 Hyphae: ...oh lord, who plused that?
 Hyphae: Come on, man, it's a STAYpler not a... GOpler
Image 140286   10-26-16   Uploaded by    140bpm
Score:
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 Himesama: @Borkf Depends on the day. Today I was the ape as everyone was on time AND well groomed.
 Wet farts: AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 cishet: Carry on, my wayward son
 msmstud: They figured out denim jeans + cowboy boots = protagonist, and laid waste to the uniformed military.
 a robot: @Warrax Eh, I like animals better than people any day
 duckfarts: ugh, crossfit is messed up
 Warrax: @a robot I would not have expected that from you.
 a robot: I, for one, welcome our new ape overlords.
 Borkf: @Himesama Are you the army guy or the ape guy?
 Warrax: My business is monkey business, and business is good.
 Himesama: This is how I feel in the morning before I take my kids to school.
 ClockworkJackalope: Damn dirty apes
Image 140285   10-26-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
549
 
 pastme: But what if I'm allergic? Wouldn't that be like going the other way?
 carpwoman: Lurleen Marie. 10/15/1994 - 12/14/2014
 trelyate: this is my religion now
 LaeMi: They like to catch and torture small flying things like human angels.
 msmstud: [Cruelly inflicting feels.] My big boy recently crossed over. Silver tabby. I gave him a good life, will miss him.
 Lestrange: @Hyphae I keep getting warnings when I do.
 duckfarts: April meowers
 cizhiresb: the stairway to internet
 Himesama: Looks like a sweet place to spend eternity!
 thecraftywolf: the stairway to rad
 Hyphae: @Lestrange -but you must! You must.
 Lestrange: So much I can't even that I can't even.
Image 140284   10-26-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Image 140283 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Skinr. You have brought shame on us, Skinr.
Score:
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 msmstud: Gang tats, f'real. Cutie marks, too.
 duckfarts: don't fuck with grumpy bear; every raindrop represents a person he's killed
 AverageJoe: Eventually, he moved to Ponies
 Zukero: Dare 'till you care, bear.
Image 140282   10-26-16   Uploaded by    prospector
Score:
588
 
 msmstud: We are ready to entertain the children.
 petepuma: This kills the patient.
 Borkf: @AverageJoe @Peach No pipe?
 Peach: @AverageJoe Oh dang, I tried too DX Have some +'s to soothe the pain.
 Peach: @AverageJoe (:)
 AverageJoe: @AverageJoe ...stupid UTF-8
 AverageJoe: @AverageJoe (:)
 AverageJoe: ()
 Knice: Time for TerrorTubbies!
Image 140281   10-26-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
968
 
 VoR: @ChubbyBuddy Ironically(?) we probe for these things...
 ChubbyBuddy: how could you possibly know that
 Tacorleone: @Bluetocracy Hahaha
 Micro Jackson: I can has GIF''s?????
 msmstud: @WTF -- Oh my.
 Quackzy: Mercury and Saturn were the first goals of the Interplanetary Internet Program. Our next targets are Saturn's ring system and the mysterious red gas giant next to Mercury that I've never met
 Nothing: Sorcery!
 sporky: They're not actually jiggling. It just looks that way from Earth.
 a robot: ....as far as we know!
 Skaalar: Oh god, stop moving. I'm on an iPhone, this is weirding me the fuck out.
 Borkf: @WTF Only if you're a black dot. I suspect this may be a system test.
 Warrax: Also no wifi on the Moonmoon.
 WTF: Animated gifs are now an AG thing?
 Zukero: So, let's send all the electro-sensitive people to Jupiter !
 Bluetocracy: I hear Verizon is trying to get ahead of the competition by creating an interplanetary calling plan, so this may not be accurate for long.
 when so: Now we begin the mission to connect to the wifi on venus
Image 140280   10-26-16   Uploaded by    Moonmoon
Score:
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 Knice: Return flight: #140687
 archanon: Steamy!
 Beef Supreme: From the makers of 'Bag of Ether-Soaked Rags'...
 Wet farts: Instructions unclear. Wound up in jail.
 hearsegirl: when you chew that rapey gum
 duckfarts: It is now safe to kiss your girl. [presses power button]
 whiplash: It's easy to tell if she uses Listerated Pepsin Gum, because it turns your chompers bright green.
 Borkf: You should probably just ask her about the gum first.
 DrinkMixMan: Listerated what? Ah, man, I'm never gonna get laid.
 WTF: You'll never find out if she's a Pepsin gum chewer because by the time it takes to reach step 14 you'll be in cuffs in the back of a squad car.
 Meow: but what do you do if she isn't using Listerated Pepsin Gum?
 SpaceCow: "If you've been sighing as much as we've told you to, you're probably about to pass out from hyperventilation. Try not to land head first as you faint."
 Knice: Be sure to keep your tongue back behind your teeth so you don't bite it off when her knee turns your goods into paste.
Image 140279   10-26-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
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 Flarmie: "FLY, YOU FOOLS" Shit, wrong movie.
 dorian: "And here's my little secret: There's more than one of all of us..."
Image 140278   10-26-16   Uploaded by    Fantasy
Score:
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 mrdiron: What's your favorite thing about space? Mine's space.
 Peter Pantsless: tinyurl.com/…
 Peter Pantsless: @ch The Hubble Space Telescope. This is an area smaller than a 1mm square held 1 meter away, in the darkest part of the sky. Almost every point of light is a galaxy
 ClockworkJackalope: Billions and billions...
 Hyphae: Is this a .gif? To me they look in slow motion
 Zukero: I bet there's no WiFi anywhere there...
 Zukero: That's no moon ! That's Dave eating crisps in from of the lens again.
 Bluetocracy: I can see my house from here!
 ch: right like who took the photo
 Mr. Butt: @Mr. Butt in b4 "comment-horn"
 Mr. Butt: 2 out of 10, would not visit again.
 Yam: Hubblebubble
Image 140277   10-26-16   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
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