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268250  NoOneImportant: I thought it was just that he brought in his dog as in his friend. Took me a whole two seconds to realize his name was Snoop Dogg.

268226  Incubi: What's he saying?

268229  Incubi: @Dr Awkward no chance, that fire extinguisher is totally photoshopped

268243  Incubi: Boogie Nights: The Return of Dirk Diglett

268200  KyleisBobDole: I still would pay money for a "My opinion is unwanted." bumper sticker.

268123  smusher: Grab yourself a Crusch

268251  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

268250  kate shutupton: I thought it was just that he brought in his dog as in his friend. Took me a whole two seconds to realize his name was Snoop Dogg.

268241  Sadbot: It's rabbit turds, bro

267420  Mr Bleak: Carfetti - the trucks are marking their territory.

268238  Dr Awkward: Your monkey looks sick

268229  Dr Awkward: Is this a real picture?!

268156  2Berries: Looks like you can swap heads

268243  a robot: No wait, it's "more like Sudo-WOOD-o, amirite!"

268243  a robot: Stupid sexy Diglett!

268236  a robot: Remove Vaseline from camera lens before taking photo please

268194  2Berries: If he don't, who will?

268203  2Berries: Just tried it with milk foe the first time #lifechanging

268242  Knice: Big doubt.

268243  Knice: I envy their free-time.

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267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!



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Score:
351
 
 LaeMi: @Dan Tagonistic - SOOOO kidnapped!
 Bob: Clearly the life of the party.
 duckfarts: To the windows, to the walls!
 questionable: well, at least he's staying hydrated
 redpeepee: Someone's poisoned the water hole!
 Dan Tagonistic: Does this mean they've been kidnapped?
 Spazstatic: @Knice "to the lavatory, and the floor!"
 Knice: Bud Lightbeer: "To mediocrity and no further!"
Image 140270   10-26-16   Uploaded by    a spider plan
Score:
565
 
 Nofishforsale: Get Well, Birthday, Anniversary, Two-Term Presidents, Graduation, Just for Fun!
 Wet farts: He would also save children. But not the British children.
 msmstud: "And really, I didn't want this job in the first place."
 a robot: "And since I'd achieved all my goals as President in one term, there was no need for a second. The end."
 ch: That's the time I start romancin' / You say "how can I love ya?" / (how can I love you baby) / "When your body keeps on moving" / I say "Wait til I squeeze you" (oh) / Maybe then you'll start to groovin' / (c'mon boy)
 Sayuri: me irl
 questionable: what, you're saying he had walking pneumonia or some bullshit? ugh, I hate all this partisan horse race crap
 soccer: Me too, George. Me, too.
 midnightmosesuk: I don't think that'd be an option for George.
Image 140269   10-26-16   Uploaded by    Commodore 64
Score:
293
 
 KnowLifer: @Mr. Butt This is the saddest comment I've ever seen :(
 Skaalar: @a sedated moose *pulls out pistol* You just couldn't leave well enough alone, could you? Now that you know my secret, it goes without saying I can't let you live.
 a sedated moose: @Skaalar "asshole trumpet?" so... A BUTTHORN?
 Skaalar: I have one of those in my sister's backyard. One night about a year ago, I got plastered and started screaming nonsense words into it. My neighbor and good friend proceeded to throw handfuls of sand at me and yelled "GO TO SLEEP! YOU AND THE ASSHOLE TRUMPET!" Good times.
 hurr: party at the vlc.exe
 Whatever: At least Santa won't miss this orange abomination.
 questionable: I always appreciate effort put into looking sad and pathetic
 Mr. Butt: O Christmas cone, O Christmas cone, Can't wait for another year alone :(
Image 140268   10-26-16   Uploaded by    midgetcastle
Score:
786
 
 FatTigerWoods: It's safe to say they were not disappointed
 duckfarts: Triangle Train hates Particle Train
 Skaalar: Switch the first two letters and it still spells 'Triangle Train'
 sporky: @Knice you'd be surprised at people who still don't know
 Dan Tagonistic: @SunWukong Comfort or no, that's really well done Photoshop
 SunWukong: @ClockworkJackalope don't worry, photoshopping is totally comfortable for all concerned.
 ClockworkJackalope: I hope that's not for passengers, cuz that looks damn uncomfortable
 Mr. Butt: Sponsored by Toblerone
 Knice: Yeah, that's pretty much how Google works.
Image 140267   10-26-16   Uploaded by    kayjay
Score:
347
 
 SpaceCow: "For best results, use other side." I refuse to be ordered about by a mug. I will drink coffee in drams to spite you, mug.
 Scoo: Brooklyn? I would have never guessed
 skillet: Cuppa Joe v Wade
Image 140266   10-26-16   Uploaded by    ruiner
Score:
495
 
 Side Boob: @duckfarts I'll hold outfor one of those Arabian Sand Cats :getin:
 Side Boob: @Annoying Vegan I walked around for the second half of the day singing this at work :P
 zupobaloop: It does not take 10 guys.
 duckfarts: @Side Boob whoa, this is a sweet deal to get a bengal and I'm a guy
 a robot: @Side Boob I prefer "Crazy Cat Being."
 Annoying Vegan : @Side Boob Na na na na na na na na Cat Man!
 Bluetocracy: Get 10 free cats, and we'll send you an 11th as a sympathy gift.
 Scoo: Cathorn
 Side Boob: @AverageJoe I was promised cats, dammit!
 annterland: @AverageJoe really? Just one beer?
 AverageJoe: @Side Boob date 1 woman unsuccessfully to get a free beer
 Side Boob: As a man, I demand equal representation for "Crazy Cat Person" :P
Image 140265   10-26-16   Uploaded by    Booty Kicker
Score:
409
 
 Sadbot: That's a pretty good Gipsy Danger, given how the kaiju looks
 Winterneuro: Jello cake?
 Mitchell: @jochenau Urinal cakes? Hurrk...
 discodisco: What's even going on with the sides there? POGs? Paper circles? Colorful necco wafers?
 midnightmosesuk: Pacific Rim 2 is looking a bit rubbish.
Image 140264   10-26-16   Uploaded by    whipwing
Score:
565
 
 DrinkMixMan: That's pretty mean to say about Jerry after he let you use his pants like that.
 smusher: @Mad Collager And to the bleachers on which we stand, one gymnasium under construction, with a folding table and a scoreboard but no flag.
 WTF: @skillet I definitely don't need to see his rocket's red glare!
 Smorlacks: @WaffleIron Anyone with a 90's Dixie cup pattern for an avatar deserves derision, in my opinion.
 skillet: His ramparts are so gallantly gleaming.
 WaffleIron: Fuck Jerry!
 Mad Collager: Yo! Pledge allegiance to my pants, or something nearby.
 AverageJoe: do you want to see my land of the brave?
Image 140263   10-26-16   Uploaded by    au bon pain
Score:
701
 
 Mr. Butt: This pic cured my herpetology.
 Mad Collager: I think the child is also ready to listen to Herp Albert.
 midnightmosesuk: More like derpetology.
 tib gubb: sorry about your kid being retarded
 Borkf: It's a tough talk, but everyone's got to have it at some point.
Image 140262   10-26-16   Uploaded by    SaltLick
Score:
511
 
 Skaalar: @Scoo Mine will definitely be a mashup. I'm thinking "Aborted Christian Nation"
 Derp Herpigan: We need to talk about Gary.
 Whatever: Oh I got Bingo!
 Scoo: @Knice Mine will be called '*Gary Makes Sexual Noises'
 fanny: @Knice i've heard Dumpster Fire only charges 4 dollars if you're ever in need of a show opener.
 midnightmosesuk: The real trick is to find a preacher who'll go through all those points in one sentence.
 Knice: My debut album will be called Sex Up the Rectum.
Image 140261   10-26-16   Uploaded by    kittylitter
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