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263390  Not A Bot: Before you die, you see the weather report!

263420  ignatz: Damn hipsters..

263424  ignatz: help end cruelty to fashion models

263408  FabricMan: "Jeff, sit down. I know I was your best doggo. We had great times with the ball, didn't we? I didn't mean for Cait and I to fall in love. It just happened. I hope you can respect our love and our wish to be together and raise our puppers."

263397  lecj07: I like the tilt of the cat's head. "Yeah, that's right. What are you gonna do about it?"

263422  a spider plan: Stop squeeeezing my tail!

263422  In The Pocket: Chandler can't smile.

263422  Beer 30: cheeeeeese

263411  Butcherboy: Aaaah thanks@au bon pain

263421  avemaria: You mean, 2 months old?

263400  Robespierre: Low Bid Paving Co. - Now In Pyongyang

263406  Robespierre: One stiff breeze and ... DANGER ZONE

263398  antipatterns: Cute in the same way that a child soldier wearing a Garfield t-shirt is

263409  Robespierre: He won't make it very far - he's not allowed to cross the street

263407  Robespierre: Then what happened?

263364  grizzly: Get in, loser, we're going dumpster diving!

263379  PenguinBartender: Yo dawg

263404  antipatterns: Ah Russians. One of the last people I can be racist against.

263379  Robespierre: Gusto gone for and gotten

263385  Robespierre: England ... that Sceptered Cloud...

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263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263162 Mr Bleak: @Felicity ISO 8601 indeed - that way, time lines up nicely as well.

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley



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 LaeMi: BLOOD AND MILLLLK. MILK AND BLOOOOOD!
 SpaceCow: "Drink quickly, Whiskers. We have shoes to poop in."
Image 140063   10-25-16   Uploaded by    3ravens
Score:
372
 
 ChubbyBuddy: Obama Obama and Luigi Obama. we're the Obama brothers
 FabricMan: Lamadingdong
 chhumphrey: There are parts of me that wish the auto-search options were all random things keyed in by some intern on giggle-gas. Sadly I know they aren't.
 midnightmosesuk: God help us all.....
 zip file: Obama Care, or maybe Obama Nation, or was it Obama Bama Bobama Ba Nana Fana Fofama Me My Momama?
 whiplash: People don't know he's Irish because he leaves out the apostrophe (O'Bama).
 Jaunty Shrimp: Bond....Obama Bond
 Musician: Oh, but we're all informed enough to vote, yessir.
 Derp Herpigan: Obama is the last name. First name is Thanks
 Knice: McBamaface.
Image 140062   10-25-16   Uploaded by    Murm Gungus
Score:
276
 
 Borkf: Real Talk: This looks like it's an advert for the company I used to work for.
 Commodore 64: CORN NERDS
Image 140061   10-25-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
631
 
 midnightmosesuk: Genius/Thief.
 ModelTRex: MUSIC [lightning bolt] BAND
 Musician: @ Ment Thorp my first thought too, though the lightening bolt between them would be a nice touch
 SomeCanadian: Poor Topsy.
 Ment Thorp: should have left the letters off . quality over quantity.
 hapi papi: I would wear this
Image 140060   10-25-16   Uploaded by    craftjunk
Score:
436
 
 Warrax: Are we there yet?
 midnightmosesuk: With tortoise unemployment being as high as it was, Neville was pleased to get any job, even if it was just as a hat.
 Derp Herpigan: Do not talk to me or my son ever again
 Firm Buttocks: All the way down
 a sedated moose: Your argument is invalid; my hat is a smaller version of myself.
Image 140059   10-25-16   Uploaded by    Jaunty Shrimp
Score:
339
 
 Janston: Is this what Game of Thrones is about?
 ThatGuy: Cheeki Breeki!
 a robot: 10/10 would tumble to my death while drunk
 midnightmosesuk: Now,THATS classy.
 DeeeeeeeezNutz: 'trickle down effect' in action
 Musician: underneath is just a bucket he has to clean out when no one is around
 SomeCanadian: @TurkeyVulture Nothing says 'fecal matter' like a carpet in a bathroom.
 Mr Mumble: Carpet really ties the place together.
 a sedated moose: 9/10. Would shit there.
 Firm Buttocks: The God of the 21st Century
 kinggheedra: @petepuma he doesn't
 WTF: King Shit of Crap Mountain.
 petepuma: where do you stand if you're taking a piss?
Image 140058   10-25-16   Uploaded by    Hungy Dingus
Score:
509
 
 Jaktai: Woop woop woop..
 Quackzy: Some dudes just caught a 14 pound lobster off of Bermuda. You guys should check that out!
 Otterman: A mantis would also be cool.
 Scoo: Jaunty!
 Warrax: *snip* *snip*
 midnightmosesuk: Rock lobster.
 chhumphrey: At least it isn't a crab
 SpaceCow: "Sorry, Carey. The butterflies are all taken. You're going to have to ride the lobster."
 wooden boy: snip snap doggo but not the woof bork kind or the tidepooler kind
 Knice: A jauntful tidepooler?
 a sedated moose: New profile pic?
 PenguinBartender: Do you have the SKILL it takes to ride this KRILL?
Image 140057   10-25-16   Uploaded by    Jaunty Shrimp
Score:
534
 
 BILL DOOR: CATS ARE OBLIGATE CARNIVORES AND SHOULD BE FED MEAT.
 Largehand: Yay. Rice again.
 ClockworkJackalope: Greg, this has to stop.
 DOW: This is important...this means something!
 Butcherboy: ok the soy sauce coloring was a nice touch
 AverageJoe: are you mocking us?
Image 140056   10-25-16   Uploaded by    whaleshark
Score:
504
 
 scribbs: That's funny.
 itskando: Instructions unclear. Stole everything except tires. Cinder blocks too.
 Warrax: False. I'm pretty sure I can see a spot on the window.
 midnightmosesuk: Wonder Woman's car is looking a bit worn out.
 Frank herbert: Wow! The rims are camo too
 AverageJoe: there was that story about an emperor who wanted a new suit...
Image 140055   10-25-16   Uploaded by    sodamachine
Score:
258
 
 KingTrebek: Let the right one in
 Warrax: "Dafuq is this shit? Gluten?"
 crappypants: Small dogs have weird OCD eating rituals.
 Frank herbert: When you shit cheerios
Image 140054   10-25-16   Uploaded by    phailsauce
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