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263377  Minnesotan: they can take everything in our apartment, but never our ability to play checkers on smartphones!

263376  Not A Bot: Top is some kinda skink and the bottom is...a bearded dragon?

263343  Robespierre: I prefer mine with a side of lingonberries

263346  Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263354  Robespierre: This cone porn is weird

263379  Knice: Friended in the friendist by my own gay friendist!

263362  Robespierre: And so it begins again...

263380  Knice: Good ol' Johnny Fappleseed.

263368  Robespierre: They're not called Saturn Peaches anymore?

263383  Knice: evry tiem

263373  Robespierre: Ride, ride, ride, hitchin' a ride...

263375  Robespierre: After college I went to try out for a defensive back position. Halfway through day 2 Red Miller pulled me aside and said "You're pretty quick for a white guy - unfortunately, that puts you somewhere around number 24 on my depth chart."

263373  tib gubb: off to a better life

263334  Robespierre: @Side Boob EVERY English dictionary disagrees, some more respectfully than others.

263357  square44: thanks, management. Thanagement.

263372  Teechur: @Annoying Vegan And they would reciprocate in kind.

263343  Korrok: Korrok approves.

263373  Scoo: Trash Panda

263382  dobbiesdoogs: jon gets his first erection

263373  Warrax: Ameracoon.

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263335 tib gubb: if it's green in the middle, it's probably unsafee

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263293 tib gubb: i've definitely felt some self reproach after sleeping with some of the people that i have

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263357 square44: thanks, management. Thanagement.

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley



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11. Murm Gungus: 1384 points
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Score:
517
 
 Flam Dangler: That's why you have to dilute the thallium, Gladys. Amateur.
 SpaceCow: So now they're buried beneath the floorboards with the other whiny guests.
 Slamajama: Tuna doesn't always go with crumpets, maybe Massengale?
 Wort Mumpus: If you don't like the smell of Aunt Thelma's handmade sauerkraut, maybe *you* should host the kaffeeklatsches, Barbara!
 duckfarts: the careless whispers of a good friend
 Mr. Whiskers: Lifebuoy Health Soap
 WTF: First world problems.
 Nope: Man housewives in the 50s were really shitty
 sparename: Oooooh, the "Wrong Brand of Stockings" shocker or maybe just the perils of "Stench Trench"
 Red: she farted
 tib gubb: is this another "lysol your vag" ad?
Image 139979   10-24-16   Uploaded by    AstoriaBum
Score:
158
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: @Warrax Aunty Shrimp gonna crash yo shindig
 Warrax: My kind of party. The kind where I'm the only one there.
Image 139978   10-24-16   Uploaded by    SayYes88
Score:
827
 
 BILL DOOR: PUPPYSWARM.
 Mentos Pormer: perfect @TFChicken
 Mitchell: Well, you have ten milk spigots, so...
 a sedated moose: *sigh* "Yes, I maked these. Where's my wine?"
 duckfarts: yo this is bullllllllllllllllllllllllllshit
 TFChicken: It's a living
 Himesama: When yo man's pull out game is weak af...
 Hyphae: Mamma needs a drink and a smoke
 hajjpodge: Meet The Duggars, Borkf-edition.
 Peter Pantsless: "Welp, so much for that dream vacation."
 dobbiesdoogs: don't worry baby, he said, imma pull out, he said
Image 139977   10-24-16   Uploaded by    Jak
Image 139976 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Youll Cowards. Your image was bad, Youll Cowards.
Score:
486
 
 Skaalar: *Native American Killer.
 UltraBeverly: @WaffleIron But still somehow "Empress of India"
 ch: Fast Facts!
 Mr. Whiskers: I always assumed he was Pakistani
 FabricMan: @WaffleIron Isn't she still technically their head of state?
 WaffleIron: Move to Canada, we have the queen on our 20's and I can't say if she's even MET any Indians.
 mrdiron: If you feel so bad about it, give me all your $20s.
Image 139975   10-24-16   Uploaded by    androbot
Score:
449
 
 Mr. Shine: Cabin In The Woods was a fun movie.
 Mr. Shine: Cabin In The Woods was a fun movie.
 Slamajama: See what not brushing gets you, gingivitis!
 TheOriginal: Oh look, a british woman.
 savvoy: Next up in our "Beneath the Costume" series: the Mouth of Sauron!
 E. HONDA: the enlarged chompers are not nearly as disturbing as the horrendous amount of plaque on the gumline
 duckfarts: flossssssssssssssssssssssssss
 tib gubb: chompers shiek
 Jaunty Shrimp: Now I'm even more of an anti-dentite
 Warrax: Gah!
 Knice: A toothsome young lass.
 a robot: Naked mole rats be like
 Peter Pantsless: @dobbiesdoogs Not a damn thing. Ow ow!
 dobbiesdoogs: what's wrong with your faaaaace?
 Otterman: Note to self: renew dental insurance.
 fanny: wonderful!
Image 139974   10-24-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
624
 
 scribbs: No hyphen. Correct, but still hilarious. Rad.
 SpaceCow: "Sit, stay, don't explode. Don't you do it. Don't you explode..." borkf-oom
 Science: @Peter Pantsless: The good news is that the program was a failure, so it was discontinued.
 duckfarts: where will doggo be
 ch: Today we will be learning how to avoid the following: explosive dogs
 E. HONDA: it's hard to light a wagging fuse
 Headoftheclass: Quit feeding them chocolate, jackass.
 tib gubb: the horrors of war
 sparename: @Peter Pantsless William Gibson did it too
 Peter Pantsless: The Soviets actually did this in WWII, sadly
 Knice: Boomf.
 Nope: bark bark boom!
Image 139973   10-24-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
474
 
 Sirstabbington: Slither with me if you want to live
 LaeMi: Hello, have you heard about our Lord and Savior, Ophion?
 Starky15: Hs got the beginning of a kick ass Misfits tattoo on his head if you look at it upside down.
 Jeannie C: He's a great second story man, but it is hard for him to get much swag out without pockets -- or hands.
 drtofu: Deal with itttttt
 Hyphae: Geordi La Snake
Image 139972   10-24-16   Uploaded by    AstoriaBum
Score:
355
 
 duckfarts: ...................is he gone yet?
 TheOriginal: Dwarf deli clerk?
 DarkTeddy: That is a gross earring
 Headoftheclass: CheF.B.I. is watching...
 tib gubb: introverts be like
 Eveieheart85: Soon!
 Peter Pantsless: *jaws theme*
 Hyphae: Maybe he just needed to mine some boogers
 Skaalar: @Hyphae *groan*
 Hyphae: Now that's what I call a short order chief!
Image 139971   10-24-16   Uploaded by    drilldo
Score:
1151
 
 SomeCanadian: @Annoying Vegan Sorry for your loss as well. I hope your new family member is bringing you as much joy as your old pupper did :)
 scribbs: @Annoying Vegan Nice :-)
 Annoying Vegan : @scribbs It's one of my paintings, of a wizard. :)
 scribbs: @Annoying Vegan Is that a portrait of Galileo by Matt Groening in the background?
 Side Boob: @Annoying Vegan I'm so sorry for your loss :(
 Knice: @Annoying Vegan That puppy looks like a real sweetie.
 Musician: mm-hmm, I bet you're not really a vegan either
 Annoying Vegan : I'm doing my best, @duckfarts!
 a robot: @Annoying Vegan Sorry for your loss, I know how hard it is to lose a great pet. But I know your new pupper will bring you great joy.....corgis can't help but be rad :3
 duckfarts: @Annoying Vegan DEAL WITH IT
 bardberries: @bardberries dammit, it didn't work.
 bardberries: oq
 Annoying Vegan : @a robot This is me and my late corgi; she passed away in July. I miss her so much. This pic was maybe a year and a half ago. Also uploaded one with my current puppy, so hopefully you can see him soon! He is so cute I can barely deal with it.
 a robot: @Annoying Vegan Is THIS you and your pup?? Because it's rad!
 questionable: fkrob
Image 139970   10-24-16   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
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