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253629  DrinkMixMan: *Xe Man

253609  wolfpk: I got slapped last time I said that!

253629  DrinkMixMan: Ze Man

253610  wolfpk: Now that Toys R Us is gone, Jeffrey the giraffe is slowly fading away.

253628  a robot: *heart eyes*

253613  White Rice: I was looking for the Obvious Plant logo, but coupdn't see it on the water box. I do appreciate the "drink slowly" warning.

253608  Not A Bot: Not only that, but the campfire won't stay lit.

253625  itskando: See: fievel goes West the dog Chase

253613  itskando: Laluminum water: Bright to you by the Laluminatti

253621  Amy Housewine: Godammnit Eddie, leave those people alone.

253593  Amy Housewine: Ooooh - it's only just occurred to me that this might have been (in a roundabout way) where the Pterry Ptitle "Thief Of Time" came from. The thought had neve occurred tome before.

253597  Munkybut: Clean your damn nails!

253621  a sedated moose: I enjoy the fact that you didn't go with the obvious choice of Metallica's Master of Puppets.

253594  Amy Housewine: "Oh do fuck off" seems to be the only halfway sensible response to this.

253611  Dr Awkward: @2Berries I'm not sure how much of a tint %5 or 20% is... 5% doesn't sound like a lot

253608  Amy Housewine: Somebody will be along in a minute to ask him complicated questions about the discography and tell him that he shouldn't wear this if he can't answer them.

253611  2Berries: @Dr Awkward just got 5% all around & it is so nice. Except when you drive in a friends car & realize everyone can see you staring at them now

253615  Amy Housewine: @Christina That was the reference that came to my mind too!

253623  2Berries: "I'm not scared anymore!" "Then your not paying close enough attention!"

253622  Amy Housewine: I prefer DJ Dodger Jammie

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253386 Ironass: Do you think he likes skulls?

253412 Bluetocracy: I need a can (case) of this at work.

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253366 redmonkey3: The "N" word! (?)

253405 Greifer: @VoR and maybe those pricks in the movie should have let the shark alone in the first place... So put it back and don't swim in shark waters

253388 Bill Rye: @Nope maybe that's what's causing the anxiety

253470 DrinkMixMan: Can we stop doing this?

253360 redmonkey3: Ssso - all red setters are Hank the Bush Bean dogs now ?

253494 Robespierre: Sorry, Billy Bob, but I'm expensive this weekend.

253446 SurfNTurf: @dangerkeith3000 huh?...



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Score:
517
 
 Flam Dangler: That's why you have to dilute the thallium, Gladys. Amateur.
 SpaceCow: So now they're buried beneath the floorboards with the other whiny guests.
 Slamajama: Tuna doesn't always go with crumpets, maybe Massengale?
 jochenau: If you don't like the smell of Aunt Thelma's handmade sauerkraut, maybe *you* should host the kaffeeklatsches, Barbara!
 duckfarts: the careless whispers of a good friend
 Mr. Whiskers: Lifebuoy Health Soap
 WTF: First world problems.
 Nope: Man housewives in the 50s were really shitty
 sparename: Oooooh, the "Wrong Brand of Stockings" shocker or maybe just the perils of "Stench Trench"
 Red: she farted
 tib gubb: is this another "lysol your vag" ad?
Image 139979   10-24-16   Uploaded by    AstoriaBum
Score:
158
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: @Warrax Aunty Shrimp gonna crash yo shindig
 Warrax: My kind of party. The kind where I'm the only one there.
Image 139978   10-24-16   Uploaded by    SayYes88
Score:
827
 
 BILL DOOR: PUPPYSWARM.
 Mentos Pormer: perfect @TFChicken
 Mitchell: Well, you have ten milk spigots, so...
 a sedated moose: *sigh* "Yes, I maked these. Where's my wine?"
 duckfarts: yo this is bullllllllllllllllllllllllllshit
 TFChicken: It's a living
 Himesama: When yo man's pull out game is weak af...
 Hyphae: Mamma needs a drink and a smoke
 hajjpodge: Meet The Duggars, Borkf-edition.
 Peter Pantsless: "Welp, so much for that dream vacation."
 dobbiesdoogs: don't worry baby, he said, imma pull out, he said
Image 139977   10-24-16   Uploaded by    Jak
Image 139976 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Youll Cowards. We'll pray for you, Youll Cowards.
Score:
486
 
 Skaalar: *Native American Killer.
 UltraBeverly: @WaffleIron But still somehow "Empress of India"
 ch: Fast Facts!
 Mr. Whiskers: I always assumed he was Pakistani
 FabricMan: @WaffleIron Isn't she still technically their head of state?
 WaffleIron: Move to Canada, we have the queen on our 20's and I can't say if she's even MET any Indians.
 mrdiron: If you feel so bad about it, give me all your $20s.
Image 139975   10-24-16   Uploaded by    androbot
Score:
449
 
 Mr. Shine: Cabin In The Woods was a fun movie.
 Mr. Shine: Cabin In The Woods was a fun movie.
 Slamajama: See what not brushing gets you, gingivitis!
 TheOriginal: Oh look, a british woman.
 savvoy: Next up in our "Beneath the Costume" series: the Mouth of Sauron!
 E. HONDA: the enlarged chompers are not nearly as disturbing as the horrendous amount of plaque on the gumline
 duckfarts: flossssssssssssssssssssssssss
 tib gubb: chompers shiek
 Jaunty Shrimp: Now I'm even more of an anti-dentite
 Warrax: Gah!
 Knice: A toothsome young lass.
 a robot: Naked mole rats be like
 Peter Pantsless: @dobbiesdoogs Not a damn thing. Ow ow!
 dobbiesdoogs: what's wrong with your faaaaace?
 Otterman: Note to self: renew dental insurance.
 fanny: wonderful!
Image 139974   10-24-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
624
 
 scribbs: No hyphen. Correct, but still hilarious. Rad.
 SpaceCow: "Sit, stay, don't explode. Don't you do it. Don't you explode..." borkf-oom
 Science: @Peter Pantsless: The good news is that the program was a failure, so it was discontinued.
 duckfarts: where will doggo be
 ch: Today we will be learning how to avoid the following: explosive dogs
 E. HONDA: it's hard to light a wagging fuse
 Headoftheclass: Quit feeding them chocolate, jackass.
 tib gubb: the horrors of war
 sparename: @Peter Pantsless William Gibson did it too
 Peter Pantsless: The Soviets actually did this in WWII, sadly
 Knice: Boomf.
 Nope: bark bark boom!
Image 139973   10-24-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
474
 
 Sirstabbington: Slither with me if you want to live
 LaeMi: Hello, have you heard about our Lord and Savior, Ophion?
 Starky15: Hs got the beginning of a kick ass Misfits tattoo on his head if you look at it upside down.
 Jeannie C: He's a great second story man, but it is hard for him to get much swag out without pockets -- or hands.
 drtofu: Deal with itttttt
 Hyphae: Geordi La Snake
Image 139972   10-24-16   Uploaded by    AstoriaBum
Score:
355
 
 duckfarts: ...................is he gone yet?
 TheOriginal: Dwarf deli clerk?
 DarkTeddy: That is a gross earring
 Headoftheclass: CheF.B.I. is watching...
 tib gubb: introverts be like
 Eveieheart85: Soon!
 Peter Pantsless: *jaws theme*
 Hyphae: Maybe he just needed to mine some boogers
 Skaalar: @Hyphae *groan*
 Hyphae: Now that's what I call a short order chief!
Image 139971   10-24-16   Uploaded by    drilldo
Score:
1151
 
 SomeCanadian: @Annoying Vegan Sorry for your loss as well. I hope your new family member is bringing you as much joy as your old pupper did :)
 scribbs: @Annoying Vegan Nice :-)
 Annoying Vegan : @scribbs It's one of my paintings, of a wizard. :)
 scribbs: @Annoying Vegan Is that a portrait of Galileo by Matt Groening in the background?
 Side Boob: @Annoying Vegan I'm so sorry for your loss :(
 Knice: @Annoying Vegan That puppy looks like a real sweetie.
 Musician: mm-hmm, I bet you're not really a vegan either
 Annoying Vegan : I'm doing my best, @duckfarts!
 a robot: @Annoying Vegan Sorry for your loss, I know how hard it is to lose a great pet. But I know your new pupper will bring you great joy.....corgis can't help but be rad :3
 duckfarts: @Annoying Vegan DEAL WITH IT
 bardberries: @bardberries dammit, it didn't work.
 bardberries: oq
 Annoying Vegan : @a robot This is me and my late corgi; she passed away in July. I miss her so much. This pic was maybe a year and a half ago. Also uploaded one with my current puppy, so hopefully you can see him soon! He is so cute I can barely deal with it.
 a robot: @Annoying Vegan Is THIS you and your pup?? Because it's rad!
 questionable: fkrob
Image 139970   10-24-16   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
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