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268959  rockkstar: What a charming face! He looks like he wants to have fun!

268943  Darmstadtium: So it is not depression, i'm just feeling younger...

268948  Dr. Bathroom: Weird NJ!

268920  tib gubb: FAAAAAABULOUS

268947  ignatz: 7 years of bad luck, assuming you survive the first 7 seconds..

268948  ignatz: I've heard of concrete boots but this is a ridiculous murder method..

268945  Not A Bot: His beak can hold more than his bellycan

268935  Yam: It's my birthday... you know what that means... I'm putting on my Best Tux

268954  ignatz: Yeah that's your story..

268940  MrBoffo: Quadrophenia

268942  MrBoffo: Hm. Maybe I shoulda taken that left turn at Tierra del Fuego

268925  MrBoffo: @VoR ...for a bleedin' PSYCHOPATH

268943  ignatz: Eh? Shirly nerds straight-line max all life long..

268941  sparename: Tinting Tit

268855  ignatz: At least bread and circuses were for the people.. (although pssibly fairly elite..)

268885  Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made; lessons have been learned.

268897  Mr Bleak: @kimjongun Ooh! Art of Turkey bean.

268917  Mr Bleak: I hadn't realised that catching turds was the idea. You live and learn.

268941  charlemagne: sure, if you dip in acrylic paint and thrust your torso at the canvas. takes practice to keep in between the lines though

268905  VoR: @dangerkeith3000 4 points confirms it's not

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268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.



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11. beyardo: 1584 points
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Score:
355
 
 duckfarts: ...................is he gone yet?
 TheOriginal: Dwarf deli clerk?
 DarkTeddy: That is a gross earring
 Headoftheclass: CheF.B.I. is watching...
 tib gubb: introverts be like
 Eveieheart85: Soon!
 Peter Pantsless: *jaws theme*
 Hyphae: Maybe he just needed to mine some boogers
 Skaalar: @Hyphae *groan*
 Hyphae: Now that's what I call a short order chief!
Image 139971   10-24-16   Uploaded by    drilldo
Score:
1151
 
 SomeCanadian: @Annoying Vegan Sorry for your loss as well. I hope your new family member is bringing you as much joy as your old pupper did :)
 scribbs: @Annoying Vegan Nice :-)
 Annoying Vegan : @scribbs It's one of my paintings, of a wizard. :)
 scribbs: @Annoying Vegan Is that a portrait of Galileo by Matt Groening in the background?
 Side Boob: @Annoying Vegan I'm so sorry for your loss :(
 Knice: @Annoying Vegan That puppy looks like a real sweetie.
 Musician: mm-hmm, I bet you're not really a vegan either
 Annoying Vegan : I'm doing my best, @duckfarts!
 a robot: @Annoying Vegan Sorry for your loss, I know how hard it is to lose a great pet. But I know your new pupper will bring you great joy.....corgis can't help but be rad :3
 duckfarts: @Annoying Vegan DEAL WITH IT
 bardberries: @bardberries dammit, it didn't work.
 bardberries: oq
 Annoying Vegan : @a robot This is me and my late corgi; she passed away in July. I miss her so much. This pic was maybe a year and a half ago. Also uploaded one with my current puppy, so hopefully you can see him soon! He is so cute I can barely deal with it.
 a robot: @Annoying Vegan Is THIS you and your pup?? Because it's rad!
 questionable: fkrob
Image 139970   10-24-16   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
480
 
 Slamajama: Winona's first date
 Knice: God-damn it, they're animalsing again.
 questionable: man, fursuits were way creepier before
Image 139969   10-24-16   Uploaded by    livelovebarf
Score:
545
 
 Flam Dangler: I should want to cook him a simple meal, but I shouldn't want to cut into him, to tear the flesh, to wear the flesh, to be born unto new worlds where his flesh becomes my key.
 Slamajama: Streisand has another birthday, big deal she must be eighty by now!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: What time is it kids!? Herdy derrdy taaahhhhhmmmm!!!!
 questionable: @a sedated moose sometimes I feel I'm shambling at the void, here. thank you for remembering
 Peter Pantsless: Fanny Brice
 a sedated moose: @questionable I think it pairs well with the bathrobe and only one slipper.
 Shay: Ed Gein, Bozo the Clown, and Harpo Marx all had a daughter with Kathy Bates from Misery...
 Nwcorset: Zasu Pitts was awesome!
 questionable: this is my face when I have cake. or pie. or...quiche, I guess? this is my face a lot, that's what I'm trying to say
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Im imagining this is the last thing i see as im prepped for surgery.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: This is fine.
Image 139968   10-24-16   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
976
 
 Science: The only person in school with a red pen is a teacher. This kid shot for the stars...
 TheOriginal: *Australian accent* Cleva girl
 duckfarts: classic Katie
 dobbiesdoogs: youtube.com/…
 Mad Collager: Her Mama didn't raise no dummy!
 tib gubb: clever girl
 questionable: fukken destroyed
 Butcherboy: Old enough for prom but it looks like you wrote this with a pen in a fist.
 guest: you just got fucking slayed
Image 139967   10-24-16   Uploaded by    Musician
Score:
370
 
 ch: I've seen a lot of surreal jazz before, I'm not sure why these things break my brain so easily
 ModelTRex: @guest S - Don't cheat. L - Study. A - Null. N - Grammar. T - No Food Fights.
 guest: the mind reels at the prospect of what S.L.A.N.T. could be
 DarkTeddy: I do lots of none
Image 139966   10-24-16   Uploaded by    Clim Tinties
Score:
686
 
 duckfarts: @Yam he never asked for this
 Yam: Transhumanism.
 Red: representation matters
 Knice: Robots in this guy.
 agentpaint: Trans-mech-ual
Image 139965   10-24-16   Uploaded by    Jak
Score:
396
 
 funny in the wall: at least it's honest
 hurr: brb gotta puke
 LaeMi: AKA: 'Plastic Cheese'
 Mr. Whiskers: I prefer cheese food product
 White Rice: ...IN A CUP!
 duckfarts: @Hosebag sorry, but this is imitation food
 Uncle Phil: Singles in your area (grocery store)
 Alkavarion: This is it. This is the future I was waiting for. That I dreamed of. The day I could simply purchase "food".
 Hosebag: Food. It's what's for dinner.
Image 139964   10-24-16   Uploaded by    agentpaint
Score:
723
 
 pastme: Yeah, I see the problem right here. You're made of paper and evil.
 LaeMi: I'll just hide in here. It will be excellent!
 ch: Okay here's your problem there's a little apple sticker on your colon wall should I take a photo of it (Y/n)
 questionable: imminent cat-ass-trophe detected
 Nope: Feline Catapede
 Headoftheclass: You can get a good look at a candy stash by sticking your head up a piata's ass, or you can take the chocolatier's word for it.
Image 139963   10-24-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
668
 
 Starky15: And that'll be 2 million dollars in overweight luggage fees
 duckfarts: yo dawg
 Alkavarion: Eight years and 66 billion dollars later, you were born! And we named you... F-22.
 questionable: "baby how come you're always the big spoon?" "well sweetie, maybe it's because I always...endeavour to be more?" "get the fuck out of here, I'm calling the cops."
 Nope: Guys this is a private moment and I am disgusted that this is published here. This site used to be work safe!
 Headoftheclass: Hmmm...El AG no se gusta la tilde.
 Butcherboy: Oh I remember this part in top gun. He rolls over and gives the other pilot the finger
 Soviette: Wow, I don't think I ever quite realized how swept the B747's wings are
 WaffleIron: Real planes have curves
Image 139962   10-24-16   Uploaded by    Musician
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