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268183  Clim Tinties: Pretty sure this is a dog...

267978  ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob i'm mad because i care about this shit. nihilism doesn't make you cool. it makes you an asshole. you have no solutions, only weak ass complaints and dishonest sidestepping. you demand information and then scorn my "effort posting." why don't you back up YOUR ideology to ME instead? what do you believe in? what policy would you support if you could vote in the senate? do you have any intention or even conception of a solution to any problem facing us? or do you shit on other peoples ideas to feel better about yourself for being empty inside?

268162  Dr Awkward: *Noice

268166  Dr Awkward: Yes, Coronas need to be consumed cold. It is important.

268152  Not A Bot: Different fonts and sizes, random bold lines... I don't like it.

268167  SunWukong: BEANS.

268172  Dr Awkward: These things always make me so damn thirsty

268174  Dr Awkward: I wish my public toilet stall provided me with such inspiration.

268113  Prostata: but most dogs are good dogs. Can you say the same about most people?

268164  Side Boob: Illegal in New Jersey.

267978  Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy Im not mad. You are the one effortposting, not me.

268167  a robot: SO CUTE I AM DEAD

268170  a robot: By the way, that says "exterminate." I lol'ed

268108  Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268079  Teechur: @Dr Awkward I would totally buy milk from a local source if I could. I am sick about what is happening to agriculture in this country. There was just a story on NPR about the tariffs and their effects the industry.

268086  Teechur: @Side Boob That be the manner of service I provide here on Arrrrgro-gator!

268177  kayjay: There is no toilet like home....

268169  Amy Housewine: They took a slash on your tire.

268168  MrBoffo: "Michael, come here and cover up Jeffrey - he's naked!"

268122  Felicity: @fumbduck That's how I read it at first too

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268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267978 ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob i'm mad because i care about this shit. nihilism doesn't make you cool. it makes you an asshole. you have no solutions, only weak ass complaints and dishonest sidestepping. you demand information and then scorn my "effort posting." why don't you back up YOUR ideology to ME instead? what do you believe in? what policy would you support if you could vote in the senate? do you have any intention or even conception of a solution to any problem facing us? or do you shit on other peoples ideas to feel better about yourself for being empty inside?

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267859 tib gubb: jorge lucazo

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges



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jadensmith uploaded 267753 (802 points)
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11. withak: 1651 points
12. ChubbyBuddy: 1646 points
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 duckfarts: oh god, TAKE THE HAT OFF TAKE THE HAT OFF
 Coolguy: Life is short, stay mobile.
 Science: CALVIN!!!
Image 139906   10-24-16   Uploaded by    lolnotrly
Score:
592
 
 duckfarts: @msmstud $69 to........well.....you know........
 a robot: It's pretty big. I guess. #139267
 whiplash: I'm gonna make me some of them french fried potaters.
 steve: ..is that Quentin Tarantino?
 msmstud: $1 to pose with the mega-potato. $2 to touch it.
 SpaceCow: Someone's trying to get the attention of Wendy's.
 Firm Buttocks: The King of Ireland
 Firm Buttocks: The King of Ireland
 Peter Pantsless: My tuber brings all the girls indoors / they're like, it's bigger than yours / damn right, it's bigger than yours / I could teach you but it's lots of chores
 Butcherboy: " the potato famine was long forgotten,the age of potato gluttony was upon them"
 Warrax: llllllllllladies
 Amy Housewine: "Check out my massive spud. Also, there's a potato."
Image 139905   10-24-16   Uploaded by    Jaunty Shrimp
Score:
625
 
 Starky15: Hooray for Zoidberg!
 Gomi Day: m..my dad's a computer...
 midnightmosesuk: I watched this and my chompers turned grey.
 Firm Buttocks: @msmstud Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
 msmstud: I think I saw one of their videos. What's it called, that I may scar my mind?
 Coolguy: @Firm Buttocks Word! I have just recently found out how dark minded these mofos can get. Good stuff.
 Sadbot: These are not creative costumes
 trelyate: *walks into room* *slowly backs out of room*
 CastleBravo: Five Nights at Sesame Street.
 Firm Buttocks: I love this series but the sheer amount of analysis it's been subjected to is fucking insane
Image 139904   10-24-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
379
 
 ClockworkJackalope: Hello ladies
 White Rice: Purrfect camouflage.
 Amy Housewine: Metaphors For The Internet no. 381: A computer reposed amongst many images of cats.
 Flirb Dampumple: fake. Cats not on keyboard
 Scoo: From the Friendly Spaceship's new spin-off, AggroBnB
Image 139903   10-24-16   Uploaded by    The Man
Score:
423
 
 ModelTRex: @duckfarts Wow, that's terrific bass!
 duckfarts: @ModelTRex I use the Chicquefier, which I keep on the shelf next to my Bass-O-Matic '76
 scribbs: Okay. Mmmmm...gross.
 Warrax: @Knice Impressive. The closest I can manage is the Boneless Chicken.
 Scoo: Ok, whatever you say, Hovering Nerdy Octopus!
 Knice: My signature dance move is the Liquid Chicken.
 ModelTRex: Step 1. Put chicken in blender. Step 2: Put in bowl. Step 3: Try bowl of liquid chicken.
Image 139902   10-24-16   Uploaded by    Zampano
Score:
535
 
 Sadbot: The cows will rise again
 trelyate: then all that cow tipping was for nothing?
 annterland: My spirit animal
 Firm Buttocks: Stomach #3 is always the trickiest
 SpaceCow: Though it might not choose to without some gentle prodding.
 skillet: Sure, IN THEORY I could rise whenever I choose, too.
 ModelTRex: Did he died?
 Knice: Ground beef.
Image 139901   10-24-16   Uploaded by    brutal
Score:
451
 
 Warrax: A healthy elephant riding a motorcycle is not immobilized. Obviously. It can do a wheelie whenever it chooses.
Image 139900   10-24-16   Uploaded by    Jaunty Shrimp
Score:
403
 
 a robot: I just finished reading "World War Z" and this seems reminiscent of that
 Wet farts: That's just a tad disturbing.
 Reddest of Necks: Well there's your problem. You had a dead guy flying this plane.
 msmstud: "When they ask 'didja-get-me-something-didja-get-me-something', I'm pulling this guy out."
 hearsegirl: underwater haunted house
 ModelTRex: Yeah I read The Hatchet too.
 WTF: The diver is just lending him a hand.
Image 139899   10-24-16   Uploaded by    boozer
Score:
502
 
 duckfarts: stay away from the bread
 Headoftheclass: "...and what's the House dressing?" "Vinegar and water, sir."
 Skaalar: The clams are ok, but they smell a little funny.
 scribbs: I imagined a gynoraunt having a different sort of table setting.
 Moldred: Oh man, uh...just bees on wheat for me, please
 midnightmosesuk: Don't order the dumplings.
 FatTigerWoods: Come over and grab a plate!
 annterland: l@ll
 Peter Pantsless: @Knice Sure! Just remember that it's disappointing if you finish too quickly
 Knice: @Peter Pantsless May I get that as a box-lunch?
 3ravens: Something about "eating out", something about beautiful people
 Peter Pantsless: I recommend the tacos
Image 139898   10-24-16   Uploaded by    Zampano
Score:
325
 
 Beer 30: non-brewed condiment
 Otterman: I recommend the tacos.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @LaeMi nah he drunk as hell.
 LaeMi: He must be very confident of his aim!
 Judge Bread: *takes a picture of someone taking a picture in the bathroom* oh my god
 3ravens: Mmmm, urea flavor with a hint of smegma. A delicacy for the sophisticated palate...
 Science: @Nope: And more moist.
 Nope: Nachos are saltier than usual
Image 139897   10-24-16   Uploaded by    Dobly
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