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238381  glenalec: Pet rock grew hair and ears!

238383  glenalec: All users of Debian (and derivatives) have an apt.

238383  glenalec: @Christina - I have a low-DPI monitor, so can sometimes make them out.

238395  glenalec: When costs of labor (decommissioning the rack), exceeds the value of the items (oh those beautiful cables, cut short in their prime) :-(

238399  Shay: Lady Godiva's favorite books.

238390  Shay: @Warrax DID SOMEONE SAY PIZZA?! (fixed)

238391  Shay: The Sega Saturn goes in the middle.

238399  glenalec: Plants have needs too.

238412  glenalec: @Robespierre - peanut allergy.

238395  Shay: Must've been someone's last day on the job.

238402  VoR: Oh man. I initially read it as Stay wealthy. Hash your hands.

238253  isosceleswaffle: It's already unzipped its lizard!

238398  Shay: This Land of the Lost remake sequel sucks.

238403  VoR: Borg queen.

238400  Shay: Pwaise the Lord and pass the ammuni-shun.

238408  funny in the wall: such plentiful organs

238408  VoR: That stuff is wrong! Get out of you!

238409  Shay: Not only that, but he ate all the toilet paper!!!!

238410  VoR: May the force be in you

238410  WTF: Reusable fuck given.

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238328 Yam: @Felicity I feel like theyre all kind of Ethan Suplee looking.

238260 Science: The Black Moon - The Cabal: Volume Two

238363 Mad Collager: @Side Boob Yeah, they're right near the front boobs.

238370 Greifer: battlecat on the floor

238352 Whatever: Dinosaur for scale, and indicator of how tech savvy the locals are

238181 tib gubb: tug boat!

238194 tib gubb: let us be thankful that god would be so merciful

238382 ping: @antipatterns "Also I suspect you've read Chomsky?" Ashamed to say that I haven't but I've always found him interesting and erudite when interviewed. The random firings of my brain lead me to John Clees speaking Italian and Russian in A Fish Called Wanda.…

238292 Yurishiro: RUSSIAN BOIS ARE IN TOWN

238373 Micro Jackson: Time to get out the big bats!

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totaljihad uploaded 238248 (941 points)
KickassHellyeah uploaded 238199 (931 points)
Uncle Larry uploaded 237996 (921 points)
mission2mars uploaded 238025 (902 points)
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 5. Gomi Day: 3501 points
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 7. logono: 2174 points
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10. Dresdenkeogh: 2031 points
11. square44: 1906 points
12. Taters: 1903 points
13. deadwombat: 1783 points
14. elronhubard: 1703 points
15. Mr. Shine: 1691 points
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 Coolguy: Life is short, stay mobile.
 Science: CALVIN!!!
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Image 139903   10-24-16   Uploaded by    The Man
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 trelyate: then all that cow tipping was for nothing?
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 SpaceCow: Though it might not choose to without some gentle prodding.
 skillet: Sure, IN THEORY I could rise whenever I choose, too.
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 Knice: Ground beef.
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 Warrax: A healthy elephant riding a motorcycle is not immobilized. Obviously. It can do a wheelie whenever it chooses.
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 WTF: The diver is just lending him a hand.
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 Peter Pantsless: I recommend the tacos
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 Otterman: I recommend the tacos.
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 Science: @Nope: And more moist.
 Nope: Nachos are saltier than usual
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