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254020  Amy Housewine: "I should buy a coat."

254029  Amy Housewine: Sticks and stones may break my bones/in Area Six they throw bottles and bricks and kicks

254026  Greifer: something died on your plate

254032  Laree: Gather round, children, for the legend of El Chupanibre.

254029  jochenau: Welcome to Still New Mexico, leaving Also New Mexico

254031  jochenau: @addend That'd be a good book title, I think.

254032  jochenau: Why are there so many songs about rainbows / and what's on the other side?

254041  OldKentuckyShark: Cannibalism? I mean, yeah, I'm not super hungry, but I could eat

254013  addend: *cloaca.

254016  addend: Don't have a clot, man.

254021  addend: @BavidDowie (Ricardo Montalban fakes cough, distracts doctor.)

254027  Sadbot: Yeeee

254027  Sadbot: Yeeee

254024  addend: Not featuring the singular feature of the swan, the elegantly curved neck.

254025  addend: *bad-ass.

253956  m o l e m a n: @Mr. Shine Lolz

254027  addend: "Heyyy, buuuddy."

254031  addend: (Silence at the equator.)

253931  a sedated moose: @Mr. Shine srsly

253994  raditzu: There is nothing ugly spoiling the general beauty of the surrounding.

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253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

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253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

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 duckfarts: oh god, TAKE THE HAT OFF TAKE THE HAT OFF
 Coolguy: Life is short, stay mobile.
 Science: CALVIN!!!
Image 139906   10-24-16   Uploaded by    lolnotrly
 duckfarts: @msmstud $69 know........
 a robot: It's pretty big. I guess. #139267
 whiplash: I'm gonna make me some of them french fried potaters.
 ignatz: that Quentin Tarantino?
 msmstud: $1 to pose with the mega-potato. $2 to touch it.
 SpaceCow: Someone's trying to get the attention of Wendy's.
 Firm Buttocks: The King of Ireland
 Firm Buttocks: The King of Ireland
 Peter Pantsless: My tuber brings all the girls indoors / they're like, it's bigger than yours / damn right, it's bigger than yours / I could teach you but it's lots of chores
 Butcherboy: " the potato famine was long forgotten,the age of potato gluttony was upon them"
 Warrax: llllllllllladies
 Amy Housewine: "Check out my massive spud. Also, there's a potato."
Image 139905   10-24-16   Uploaded by    Jaunty Shrimp
 Starky15: Hooray for Zoidberg!
 Gomi Day: dad's a computer...
 midnightmosesuk: I watched this and my chompers turned grey.
 Firm Buttocks: @msmstud Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
 msmstud: I think I saw one of their videos. What's it called, that I may scar my mind?
 Coolguy: @Firm Buttocks Word! I have just recently found out how dark minded these mofos can get. Good stuff.
 Sadbot: These are not creative costumes
 trelyate: *walks into room* *slowly backs out of room*
 CastleBravo: Five Nights at Sesame Street.
 Firm Buttocks: I love this series but the sheer amount of analysis it's been subjected to is fucking insane
Image 139904   10-24-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 ClockworkJackalope: Hello ladies
 White Rice: Purrfect camouflage.
 Amy Housewine: Metaphors For The Internet no. 381: A computer reposed amongst many images of cats.
 Flirb Dampumple: fake. Cats not on keyboard
 Scoo: From the Friendly Spaceship's new spin-off, AggroBnB
Image 139903   10-24-16   Uploaded by    The Man
 ModelTRex: @duckfarts Wow, that's terrific bass!
 duckfarts: @ModelTRex I use the Chicquefier, which I keep on the shelf next to my Bass-O-Matic '76
 scribbs: Okay. Mmmmm...gross.
 Warrax: @Knice Impressive. The closest I can manage is the Boneless Chicken.
 Scoo: Ok, whatever you say, Hovering Nerdy Octopus!
 Knice: My signature dance move is the Liquid Chicken.
 ModelTRex: Step 1. Put chicken in blender. Step 2: Put in bowl. Step 3: Try bowl of liquid chicken.
Image 139902   10-24-16   Uploaded by    Zampano
 Sadbot: The cows will rise again
 trelyate: then all that cow tipping was for nothing?
 annterland: My spirit animal
 Firm Buttocks: Stomach #3 is always the trickiest
 SpaceCow: Though it might not choose to without some gentle prodding.
 skillet: Sure, IN THEORY I could rise whenever I choose, too.
 ModelTRex: Did he died?
 Knice: Ground beef.
Image 139901   10-24-16   Uploaded by    brutal
 Warrax: A healthy elephant riding a motorcycle is not immobilized. Obviously. It can do a wheelie whenever it chooses.
Image 139900   10-24-16   Uploaded by    Jaunty Shrimp
 a robot: I just finished reading "World War Z" and this seems reminiscent of that
 Wet farts: That's just a tad disturbing.
 Reddest of Necks: Well there's your problem. You had a dead guy flying this plane.
 msmstud: "When they ask 'didja-get-me-something-didja-get-me-something', I'm pulling this guy out."
 hearsegirl: underwater haunted house
 ModelTRex: Yeah I read The Hatchet too.
 WTF: The diver is just lending him a hand.
Image 139899   10-24-16   Uploaded by    boozer
 duckfarts: stay away from the bread
 Headoftheclass: "...and what's the House dressing?" "Vinegar and water, sir."
 Skaalar: The clams are ok, but they smell a little funny.
 scribbs: I imagined a gynoraunt having a different sort of table setting.
 Moldred: Oh man, uh...just bees on wheat for me, please
 midnightmosesuk: Don't order the dumplings.
 FatTigerWoods: Come over and grab a plate!
 annterland: l@ll
 Peter Pantsless: @Knice Sure! Just remember that it's disappointing if you finish too quickly
 Knice: @Peter Pantsless May I get that as a box-lunch?
 3ravens: Something about "eating out", something about beautiful people
 Peter Pantsless: I recommend the tacos
Image 139898   10-24-16   Uploaded by    Zampano
 ignatz: non-brewed condiment
 Otterman: I recommend the tacos.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @LaeMi nah he drunk as hell.
 LaeMi: He must be very confident of his aim!
 Judge Bread: *takes a picture of someone taking a picture in the bathroom* oh my god
 3ravens: Mmmm, urea flavor with a hint of smegma. A delicacy for the sophisticated palate...
 Science: @Nope: And more moist.
 Nope: Nachos are saltier than usual
Image 139897   10-24-16   Uploaded by    Dobly
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