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228423  kornisjon: That's a very Jim Morrison stare.

228418  Jabberwikket: Hey, do you have a minute to talk about why you should give me treats?

228468  Yurishiro: Instructions unclear: stood with a foot in each and peed on the wall.

228473  Yurishiro: I don't have the energy for this.

228474  Yurishiro: So? Where are you putin the X?

228451  Yurishiro: moar ber

228452  Yurishiro: Don't be ridiculous, I expected a tablet. How could a plasma TV get outta there?!

228460  Yurishiro: Thank you for your service.

228464  Yurishiro: "Shit. I mean-meow?"

228467  Yurishiro: Perfect Xmas

228469  Yurishiro: Credit Kc Green

228472  Yurishiro: Big corporations vs. small entrepreneurs.

228464  charlemagne: then they all point at you and scream like donald sutherland

228468  charlemagne: for that post sex piss

228431  Jabberwikket: And stay off my plain ! Ya damn kids !!! [Shakes paw]

228479  humanfog: Suuure he did.

228479  GTA VII: Pray for my brother, ain't nothin wrong with him he just look like a legoman

228464  Bohab: What's up palicos

228468  Bohab: Don't cross the streams

228444  Jabberwikket: @Aufziehvogel you'll have to level up & buy the expansion for that

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228339 Lestrange: @Robespierre Seems fair though.

228218 El Barto: Sweaty stompers.

228348 Darmstadtium: @Hyphae ... and yet we keep coming back... over and over and over and over again...

228373 sparename: The perils of motorised Lego

228312 Spazstatic: JPP, just plain Pete

228362 sandwiches: @Robespierre im dead

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

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Score:
534
 
 KickassHellyeah: what do you mean @Flirb Dampumple
 scribbs: I once heard a judo instructor say to a kid, "You know what that is? It's dramatic irony. It means even the universe thinks I'm right." I don't know what prompted it, but I about pissed myself laughing.
 PenguinBartender: @msmstud Love it, using it.
 msmstud: @Hyphae -- This is why I use the term "poetic irony"; to soften the misuse...with a less direct misuse.
 Hyphae: @fanny text literally kills
 Scoo: This is a free ride when I've already paid
 Flirb Dampumple: Man this is like rain on my wedding day
 cenecia: Irony would be handing out paper "Save the trees!" pamphlets.
 PenguinBartender: @fanny triggered.
 fanny: @Hyphae I literally died when i read your comment.
 Hyphae: Irony- using a word contrary to its definition
Image 139853   10-24-16   Uploaded by    agger gater
Score:
602
 
 pastme: I like it when Dad takes me for a walk. I just poop in the house.
 hearsegirl: @a sedated moose no yr spllng
 a sedated moose: @hearsegirl r u ?ing my grammer?
 Amy Housewine: Oh how he'll laugh at himself when he leaps out of the plane and realises that he packed the dog rather than the parachute.
 hearsegirl: @a sedated moose you're
 msmstud: "Hur-hur I'm his baggage."
 a sedated moose: @WTF *borkfpack. Your welcome.
 WTF: It's a Borkpack!
 midnightmosesuk: This is as good as it gets for Bonzo there.
 ClockworkJackalope: He's actually chuck testa
 AverageJoe: I'm so high it looks like I'm flying
Image 139852   10-24-16   Uploaded by    Wort Mumpus
Score:
896
 
 scribbs: @hearsegirl Fresh out of 1970. Fantastic reference :-D
 hearsegirl: Jonathan Livingston Hummingbird
 msmstud: Helluva shot.
 duckfarts: RIP
 VoR: Sub zero was here. '96
 bardberries: Boop.
Image 139851   10-24-16   Uploaded by    drilldo
Score:
404
 
 petepuma: pray for hangerambe
 msmstud: Allowed to jumble and link and conglomerate of their own accord, wire hangers will form Skynet.
 Reddest of Necks: Clive Barker's Harambe Raiser
 Thyming: Coathanger abortions for Harambe!
 SomeCanadian: You know, you can take those back to the dry cleaner and they will recycle them. You don't have to waste them like this.
 Mr. Shine: Hooks out for Harambe
 PenguinBartender: Sculptor Franciso Amantegorilla had enough of people touching his creations.
 sparename: A Velcrilla is difficult to remove from ANYTHING!
Image 139850   10-24-16   Uploaded by    Gentleman
Score:
403
 
 msmstud: Improvement.
 Minnesotan: only Really Useful Engines will survive
 ClockworkJackalope: Not inaccurate.
Image 139849   10-24-16   Uploaded by    pawsies
Score:
793
 
 fanny: @werterland I only know about spiedie because my sister in law is from Binghamton. when we first met her she brought everyone in my family spiedie shirts and sauce :) i've only been there once or twice.
 werterland: @fanny You know, my parents have lived in Binghamton for eight years, and I still have not had a spiedie there. The only time I've had it was when my mom made it for a family reunion. In Pennsylvania. Haha!
 scribbs: Rocky's never going to get his black belt with a rear-naked that weak.
 fanny: @werterland :( that's shitty, i wouldn't have had the heart to do that either... did you have a Speedie while in Binghamton? ;)
 werterland: @fanny I almost hit a raccoon driving home from Binghamton yesterday. It was 3:30 in the afternoon, so it probably had rabies and I probably should have run it over...but there's no way I could have lived with that. :(
 msmstud: Forbidden love is the post passionate and tragic.
 Flirb Dampumple: mmmmm, rabid!
 a sedated moose: I like pitbulls!
 whiplash: Got my genuine Davy Crockett coonskin cap on.
 fanny: @ClockworkJackalope ...and rabies. They were best of friends until a woman and rabies came between them.
 ClockworkJackalope: They were the best of friends, brothers from other loggers, but then a women came between them.
Image 139848   10-24-16   Uploaded by    burritos
Score:
425
 
 msmstud: In search of vintage honey-roasted peanuts and orange juice.
 SomeCanadian: @ClockworkJackalope Totally off topic, but I swear to God half the time I feel like I'm better off walking to my destination than hauling all the way to the gate. It's always the furthest fucking thing in the airport.
 PenguinBartender: The Douglas B-23 Dragon is a stealthy predator, lying in wait on the ocean's floor until the most opportune moment presents itself to strike.
 mrwiffler: Slender man on vacation.
 ClockworkJackalope: Man it's harder and harder to get to your virgin air flights in the terminal
 SunWukong: Giant underwater Airfix. The sport of Kings.
Image 139847   10-24-16   Uploaded by    Stoner
Score:
271
 
 msmstud: I imagine insurance staff in Florida have mad skills from all the practice.
 Warrax: *SIGH*
 SomeCanadian: @AverageJoe Florida Man and Russian Man must be related.
 a sedated moose: I want to badvote, but this is pretty much correct.
 AverageJoe: Damn you Florida Man!
 Firm Buttocks: Also the STDs are airborne
 a robot: Regional weather jokes are the new outdoor bar signs: continuously reposted, always mediocre.
 Mad Collager: Wow! In Florida, the utility poles spring up in severe weather. Around here, they tend to fall down.
Image 139846   10-24-16   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
Score:
559
 
 msmstud: @mrwiffler -- I wonder who thought "People dig upside-down text on an image."
 mrwiffler: I wonder who actually thought, "let's put the little fellah in some liquid helium."
 midnightmosesuk: Yeah, but they're still ugly little bastards.
 tib gubb: da space boss
 Mad Collager: It's ironic that an organism with another word for "late" in its name appears just about impossible to kill.
 Firm Buttocks: There is a major television network in this country that has one of these in a channel identifier for no reason at all
 Fancy Clown: Waterbears!
Image 139845   10-24-16   Uploaded by    anonimos
Score:
450
 
 scribbs: Uh...is he checking for bombs or hernias?
 petepuma: "just enough to win"
 msmstud: "TSA, over here. Drop trou', I gotta lookit yer pee-pee. Might be a grenade."
 Headoftheclass: Testicle-Slack-Authority.
 whiplash: "You really should get that rash looked at. By a doctor, I mean. Not me."
 Mad Collager: I've heard of getting to third base with a TSA agent, but really!
 Hyphae: I dub thee, 'sir who has had my dick on your shoulder'
 duckfarts: So he gonna put a ring on it or what
 WTF: Did he say yes?
 VoR: @Fancy Clown #139832
 VoR: LOL Grim
 Fancy Clown: "Sigh. It's pretty big. I guess..."
Image 139844   10-24-16   Uploaded by    Chile Quornwrap
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