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263390  Not A Bot: Before you die, you see the weather report!

263420  ignatz: Damn hipsters..

263424  ignatz: help end cruelty to fashion models

263408  FabricMan: "Jeff, sit down. I know I was your best doggo. We had great times with the ball, didn't we? I didn't mean for Cait and I to fall in love. It just happened. I hope you can respect our love and our wish to be together and raise our puppers."

263397  lecj07: I like the tilt of the cat's head. "Yeah, that's right. What are you gonna do about it?"

263422  a spider plan: Stop squeeeezing my tail!

263422  In The Pocket: Chandler can't smile.

263422  Beer 30: cheeeeeese

263411  Butcherboy: Aaaah thanks@au bon pain

263421  avemaria: You mean, 2 months old?

263400  Robespierre: Low Bid Paving Co. - Now In Pyongyang

263406  Robespierre: One stiff breeze and ... DANGER ZONE

263398  antipatterns: Cute in the same way that a child soldier wearing a Garfield t-shirt is

263409  Robespierre: He won't make it very far - he's not allowed to cross the street

263407  Robespierre: Then what happened?

263364  grizzly: Get in, loser, we're going dumpster diving!

263379  PenguinBartender: Yo dawg

263404  antipatterns: Ah Russians. One of the last people I can be racist against.

263379  Robespierre: Gusto gone for and gotten

263385  Robespierre: England ... that Sceptered Cloud...

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263162 Mr Bleak: @Felicity ISO 8601 indeed - that way, time lines up nicely as well.

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley


263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

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 Peach: @scribbs Oh snap, that gave me a case of the warm fuzzies.
 LaeMi: My bad. Sorry.
 ch: can i bring OREOS into the LIBRARY though
 Janston: Cookie lives matter
 Sandor: @Jennerator Hydrox are never okay, anywhere
 AverageJoe: and what were those recent events?
 scribbs: @Peach I hope that gets you a Comment Of The Day Badge.
 Jennerator: Hydrox are ok though
 ch: Smash/Smear Oreos in Books Day not as much of a success as you'd think
 Peach: Librarian caught someone getting double-stuffed in the 800s.
Image 139663   10-23-16   Uploaded by    obboma
 Mad Collager: What, someone shoved in into the back of a tiger?
 AverageJoe: No surprise. US dollars look like toilet paper...
 midnightmosesuk: That just makes it all the more valuable.
 scribbs: Given what exotic dancers do for a living, their backsides are probably cleaner than average.
 grizzly: Even if you dont get dis, it was in a strippers ass.
 Noremak: *takes a long lick*
 Mr. Butt: And Washington just looks like "...that booty tho"
Image 139662   10-23-16   Uploaded by    Taters
 LaeMi: Don't treat me like potato :-(
 John Singapore: Make flesh potato cake and be done with it.
 scribbs: Yellow Flesh is my dancing name. And yes it's my ass that dollar was in.
 KL1NGON: Because otherwise people return their "apples" for not being sweet.
 Mr. Butt: Yellow Flesh Potatoes Reduced is my porn name.
 Derp Herpigan: Aha!a bypass of the switcherino! Thank you, Meijer
Image 139661   10-23-16   Uploaded by    I Hate The Beatles
 John Singapore: It's a whole 'nother story.
 DrinkMixMan: Don't know why anyone would shell out the name brand prices for a cereal so simple and bland tasting no matter what.
 tib gubb: ingredients: crispy rice
 trelyate: bring back Rice Krispies Treats cereal!
 angry: Half the price and just as good.
 whiplash: We spelled it "crispy" not "krispy," so there's no trademark infringement!
 Mr. Butt: I'm seeing double! Four crispies?
Image 139660   10-23-16   Uploaded by    doindabs
 fomoire: Looks like a charred Yoshi
 isosceleswaffle: I... almost thought this was a goddamn roast chicken leg.
 Kim: Aborted Yoshi foetus
Image 139659   10-23-16   Uploaded by    sumo
 Janston: His wife is a Ford Kuga.
 Peter Pantsless: In the Indiana Jones movies he's a Ford Explorer
 midnightmosesuk: He's wearing glasses, that's a Ford Focus.
 Derp Herpigan: Show the picture of Harrison breaking away from the guard and running away captioned with Ford Escape.
Image 139658   10-23-16   Uploaded by    I Hate The Beatles
 John Singapore: The person who invented black socks must be Bill Gates-size filthy rich.
 trelyate: my sock drawer is overdue for a purge
 Annoying Vegan : That rug probably ate the mates.
 fumbduck: Godspeed.
 ModelTRex: Big day.
Image 139657   10-23-16   Uploaded by    GTA VII
 Prostata: COW.EXE has crashed
 trelyate: freedom... so close yet so far...
 KL1NGON: These are the cows that make sad cheese.
 Mr. Butt: Face down, ass up. That's how I like to graze.
 scribbs: Grass is always greener.
Image 139656   10-23-16   Uploaded by    TrumpyTrump
 Mad Collager: @Borkf I bet that would make some shrimp a little less jaunty.
 Borkf: @Mad Collager I'd krill for a better one.
 Mad Collager: @Borkf Straining for a joke?
 Peach: Braille whale for scale.
 Borkf: Nice brailene.
Image 139655   10-23-16   Uploaded by    fisto
 Beef Supreme: The hero we deserve.
 KL1NGON: @Greek Fire - That lumbering oaf of a T-Rex would be quickly eviscerated by the hot-blooded energy of flaying talons. Dominant roosters are the fearless bad-asses of the farm yard.
 Greek Fire: @KL1NGON Hm, ok then. Picture the T. rex in San Diego from Lost World.
 Greek Fire: @KL1NGON grilledloini.ron paulburgerCEISFZl.jpg
 KL1NGON: A rooster that big would be an apex predator.
 scribbs: Saved us from the worm people.
 SunWukong: He loves Cock.
Image 139654   10-23-16   Uploaded by    craftjunk
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