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268718  Hokie333: "never said consecutive days"

268740  Not A Bot: The Fahrenheit 451 crew is taking a coffee break.

268653  KnifeySpooney: Hahaha @Mr. Whiskers

268768  MrBoffo: Foodstuffs of North Korea

268739  MrBoffo: This either is, or is based on, a Kliban cartoon that appeared in the National Lampoon in the mid-'70s.

268775  ChubbyBuddy: looks like a solution to me

268766  square44: "it's half past and" ...and what?

268764  Annoying Vegan : You can do this, Earl. Pick a pocket, buy mudcrabs, eat like a king. Youre a pelican, not a pelicant.

268006  Mr Bleak: @Mad Collager This is what happens when you feed Minions after midnight.

268719  Winterneuro: *grabs his walker* yes! I can finally set that a- hole neighbors house on fire. I will have my revenge!

268760  ignatz: Esc.

268740  ignatz: @lecj07 I'll bep urple again one da..

268749  El hefe: Are those eyes blue?

268753  Knice: Bad-votrogen.

268756  Knice: They said fuck you.

268757  Knice: Temporary holding

268765  Not A Bot: Is that Tina from Bob's Burgers?

268747  Annoying Vegan : Banana bread sounds pretty good right now

268758  FabricMan: Examination: Failed

268758  Fiveninety: close enough

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268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268610 Felicity: @WannaBee hug

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268687 addend: (Sits down & celebrates.)

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

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 scribbs: Buy a house with a root cellar.
 miller: A Socrates for the modern age.
 LaeMi: Feel free to stop any time.
Image 139644   10-23-16   Uploaded by    Joetato
 pastme: Meth. Not even once.
 Scoo: Keeeeeewwww Meeeeeeee
 ch: who did this to you WHO DID THIS TO YOU TWEETYBIRD
 Mr. Butt: Sylvester, this isn't weed
 Commodore 64: Nightmare-inducing manufacturing defects aside, why would anyone want frozen gum in their ice cream?
 Thyming: Whoa, bruh, there's like, this putty tat, and like, it talks about suffering lima beans and corn.
 LaeMi: I taut I taw a tequila. I did taw sevrl tequila.
Image 139643   10-23-16   Uploaded by    weed poop
 SunWukong: @Eleftheros "If".
 Eleftheros: When this baby hits 35 mph you're gonna see some serious shit
 scribbs: The DIL light tells you when you're low on pickles.
 Frank herbert: @SunWukong my wifes 250 was rated at 96 per gallon. Wooot!
 SunWukong: Rad for 3 squibillion miles to the gallon.
Image 139642   10-23-16   Uploaded by    WetWilly
 Greek Fire: Hey, at least 14 people died above the Earth.
 KL1NGON: I like it but the fucking machine-elves keep pestering me when I go.
 a robot: Did you think about the janitor who has to clean off your idiotic graffiti? Quit being suck a DICK!
 scribbs: Written by a straight, white guy who's parents paid for his fine-arts degree.
 totaljihad: Nothing moves the human spirit to pacific benevolence quite like nihilism.
 3ravens: @SunWukong thank you.
 SunWukong: Rich or poor, white or black, we're all going to die at different ages, of different causes, and the rich white deaths are less likely to be of entirely preventable causes. Which is merely one of the points you have missed Mr stoned philosopher.
Image 139641   10-23-16   Uploaded by    SurfNTurf
 Skaalar: Those goddamn bridge levels made 11 year old me the saltiest kid on the block.
 a robot: I played the fuck out of that game in high school! I could probably still play it in my sleep, it's still rad
 Derp Herpigan: He's got a talking mask, he can take a hit.
 Frank herbert: The 2D sections were almost harder than the 3D sections
 Red: jesus christ that first game was unforgiving.
 I Hate The Beatles: was expecting fourteen hours of boardgame
Image 139640   10-23-16   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
 Janston: I imagine this is how long-winded Yelp reviews compose their works.
 John Singapore: Jesus knows I'm right. I've been typing to Jesus all my life.
 SoyUnPerdedor: "well, what's the point of buying a vintage typewriter if no one's around to see you using it..."
 whiplash: (typing) "I am riding on the bus."
 a robot: Also, the case for his typewriter appears to be taking up the whole seat next to him. If someone asked to sit there I bet he wouldn't move it
 a robot: Hipster level over 9000
 scribbs: Critics hailed Jesus's urban fantasy as brilliant; however, it lost a lot in translation from Aramaic.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Only you can stop the d bags from raiding grannys closet.
 whiplash: Keanu Reeves is trying too hard to become a new meme.
 epitasis: Quiet, everyone! My hand-knitted noise-canceling earmuffs are already at their limit trying to muffle the relentless clacking of my vintage typewriter!
 Butcherboy: look at me look at me look at me
Image 139639   10-23-16   Uploaded by    tess
 CastleBravo: @AverageJoe Exotic Butter, apparently.
 AverageJoe: what kind of butter is this?
 Skinr: "How are you? Fine, thank you. I wish I were a bird."
 dobbiesdoogs: someone needs a new prescription
 LaeMi: It is the bird of poor translation.
Image 139638   10-23-16   Uploaded by    potato
 a robot: "Mrowf!"
 scribbs: Mommy's tail: the feline equivalent of TV-based parenting.
 5 Headed Snake God: When I sights, I bites.
Image 139637   10-23-16   Uploaded by    parrotsnest
 Frank herbert: Alternate version bunny gets eaten same punchline
 Pizza: You can stand under my umbrella, you can stand under my umbrella-ella-ella-eh-eh-eh...
Image 139636   10-23-16   Uploaded by    Relp
 Pizza: @Science I used to walk home with one of those morons; she tossed her litter over the wall into the church graveyard. She was also afraid to walk through that graveyard because of ghosts and crap. So I told her her littering might disturb the dead. There aren't many ways in which you can persuade morons to stop littering.
 Science: @Pizza: There could be a bin every two feet, and assholes will still toss crap on the ground. It's like people who throw trash out their window while driving, or morons who leave their shopping cart in the lot, rather than walk the ten feet to the cart corral.
 inthrees: what is that supposed to mean @Firm Buttocks
 John Singapore: My town is too scared to do stuff like this, which is why I'm not running for mayor. DUDE REVERSE THE LOGIC
 scribbs: 3 fuck tards for $0.99 in NYC? Must be a massive supply of them in the city.
 Pizza: Best anti-littering ad I've ever seen! Seriously though, it's not that hard to find a bin.
 Firm Buttocks: I am down with this
Image 139635   10-23-16   Uploaded by    waxymom
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