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233021  zrj235: aisle 5: meat and meat accessories.

233004  Teechur: @Nope And I defend your right to keep that anthrax paperweight.

233022  Peter Pantsless: @ignatz I always thought the spelling of that word was weird, and the Euro spelling is even weirder

233022  zrj235: I... don't have words. They should have sent a poet.

233020  Nope: Sugar Ray fell on some hard times

233009  Sadbot: @ping thanks for that, much funnier and nobody killed a bunch of kids with a Saturn V recently...or ever

233004  Nope: @Teechur My vial of anthrax makes a nice paperweight. More people have been harmed by McDonald's than MY vial.

233004  Chest Rockwell: Translation: We're all unarmed, come rob us!

233004  Chest Rockwell: @Side Boob That's exactly what I do.

233001  Teechur: Is this what you turn into if you eat one?

233004  Teechur: @Nope Mine only punches holes in paper targets. More people have been harmed by social media than by my firearms.

233018  Dresdenkeogh: Day 3. The others have yet to realize that I am not bread.

233021  Dresdenkeogh: Need condoms? Maybe look somewhere that doesn't contain jerky. This isn't my house this is a store.

233021  grizzly: Whenever I bought condoms, I let the cashier know that they were for my penis.

233008  zrj235: it's missing pumpkin spice

233009  zrj235: from my cold dead holdy hand things

233010  zrj235: haha oh wow i remember this game wow. i wish i didn't but i do.

233012  Chest Rockwell: The people that this message is intended for probably don't use their mirrors.

233009  ping: This reminds me of xkcd's Up Goer Five (xkcd.com/1133/)

233011  zrj235: anything is a heart if you're brave enough

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232867 Robespierre: @Kaviri I prefer "sphincter-clenching tension" myself.

232807 Warrax: "What's your favorite ice cream flavor?" "Narcissism."

232814 Bohab: Rock on, fellow bohab

232786 trelyate: neber forget

232832 Felicity: The sign of success is when youre doing so well at real estate you have time to be a comedian *and* a magician

233004 Nope: @Teechur My vial of anthrax makes a nice paperweight. More people have been harmed by McDonald's than MY vial.

232894 Kaviri: She died doing what she loved.

232910 grizzly: But what does mental illness LOOK like?

232812 Kaviri: Vomit on my sweater already.

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 hearsegirl: @MasterTwig every thursday
 ping: [Jaws theme plays.]
 MasterTwig: Isn't Planet Fitness basically the fitness club for people that don't take it seriously and even has pizza day once a month?
 Mad Collager: Be afraid. Be very afraid.
 Skaalar: Shadows of the Empire.
Image 139492   10-22-16   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
168
 
 whiplash: I KNEW all those trees were fakes erected by the city just to impress rush hour commuters!
 scribbs: Not far from the truth in many places.
 Mad Collager: And we still cant' figure out the metric system.
 Jennerator: In just two minutes America became Europe!
Image 139491   10-22-16   Uploaded by    daver
Score:
328
 
 whiplash: Tim Burton's third "Alice in Wonderland" film takes a surprising turn.
 ping: @Jennerator ...aaaaaaand now I want to watch Flushed Away again. [later: Ooh, look, it's on Netflix.]
 Jennerator: *bursts into song*
 Mad Collager: Does anyone know which way to the Slugfest?
 ping: Glorp.
Image 139490   10-22-16   Uploaded by    amyandy
Score:
488
 
 annterland: @DrinkMixMan no, "sweeter" is not an option.
 DrinkMixMan: Does anyone actually picture themselves becoming "sweeter" as they get older?
 Urn BooUrn: As someone who works in healthcare, I can assure that old people being lecherous is in no way remarkable.
Image 139489   10-22-16   Uploaded by    sundragon
Score:
126
 
 DrinkMixMan: Jeez, spoiler alert, dude.
 Jennerator: The Aristocrats!
Image 139488   10-22-16   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
379
 
 Whatever: Just waiting for the next flood man...
 carpwoman: Spring Park, MN.
 Wet farts: Beep beep! I'm a car! Go home boat, you're drunk.
 Zampano: well, it is on shoreline drive
 Jennerator: Took the street name too literally
 Bob: Wishful thinking.
Image 139487   10-22-16   Uploaded by    eradicator
Score:
318
 
 Warrax: And you may say to yourself, "My god, what have I done?"
 Yam: Shut up, it's a thyroid condition.
Image 139486   10-22-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
319
 
 Prostata: AWKWARD
 DrinkMixMan: That's no moon. That's a kidney stone!
 scribbs: He's using the force to make Chewie pee on his own foot.
 Janston: "Commander, tear this shit apart until you find those plans I swallowed."
 John Singapore: Your don't put your fucking hand on the wall.
 Scoo: I always assumed he just went wherever he was, like in a Dune stillsuit
 Jennerator: I have altered the bowl. Pray I don't alter it any further
 Teechur: @AstoriaBum vv I wish I could rad that a thousand times!
 AstoriaBum: @Teechur But Greedo shit first.
 Teechur: "Pew pew pew! What stinks?" Han Solo flushes and exits the stall.....
Image 139485   10-22-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
241
 
 whiplash: Preparing to concoct their famous salami-and-provolone sandwish.
 hat thrab: It's Cronenberg and Clive Barker, by the way.
 Jennerator: Proof that two men can conceive, also that there is no god
 Dr. Bathroom: Place your pork tenderloin babies into a 350-degree oven for 30 minutes until fully GAH!
 Scoo: How much more dad could these jeans be? The answer is none. None more dad.
 DarkTeddy: Sienfield did some weird things before got famous
Image 139484   10-22-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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