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216347  Yurishiro: Yup, that's the government M.O.

216348  Yurishiro: He's such a cool head he's used as a refrigerator.

216203  Science: @Nope: Can't deny me, bitch. I always win in the end.

216349  Yurishiro: Times were ruff in 2010 B.C.

216215  Science: Slugs? He created slugs?

216224  Science: Private Johnson lost his penis in a tragic backblast accident today...

216357  realjon: Omg where did you find this?? I have an uncle I NEED to get this for.

216232  Science: I say we start a war on May the 5th. Maybe call it Cinco de Quatro?

216268  Science: Connie Chung rubs this in his face every year.

216270  Science: @wolfpk: Wrong part though

216274  Science: @trelyate: I don't know - I'm sure there will be plenty of guys in masks groping mustachioed fellows.

216288  Science: @Air Biscuit: 15-20 pounds

216321  Mad Collager: At least one vehicle using this road was very effishient.

216357  Tacorleone: Goat at home, hold the phone

216304  Science: What kind of chip you got in there - a Dorito?

216308  Science: @Nope: But not doorknobs. They were invented in 1878. Therefore, the parents couldn't figure out how to get into the room and had to break the door down.

216313  Science: IS that like a boy band?

216322  Prostata: Jaws, Lester the Molester, Slow Larry, and The Slug.

216345  Science: @WTF: Morticia, actually.

216346  Mad Collager: Servicing the lower gearbox requires a whole clutch of mechanics.

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216140 Robespierre: Hell of a posse you got there.

216098 addend: "The good news is that we didn't find any polyps..."

216191 Rev80: Finally, a public park with spooning practice equipment

216141 Rev80: Don't use that hydrant.. It's full of Super Mario Brothers Rule34 images..

216273 Teechur: @fanny @boozer Oh, yeah, they do! My 16 y-o daughter finds hers every now and then and plays all kinds of music on it for a couple of weeks. Then it gets "lost" again.

216224 Science: Private Johnson lost his penis in a tragic backblast accident today...

216299 zrj235: if you eat a little baking soda or antacid when you take amphetamines, it can make them absorb better

216143 wolfpk: Now that's what I call a salad! Where do you get it?

216231 binglesnort: "Lisa's casting spells at an eighth grade level, you've sinned against nature"

216237 wolfpk: Trying not to puke!



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 Timeline8677: Bobby Fisher is really messed up in his later years.
 Hiddentigerma: @fanny Bit rude isn't it?
 AverageJoe: No game no live did it better
 fanny: When i fly the friendly spaceship, I can hear the images breathing. Just really huffing and puffing. When I press the "This is BAD" button, it moans with pleasure in a truly disgusting way. That's why I never press the BAD button. When i press the "This is RAD" button, it whispers, "Kiss me, fanny."
 LaeMi: You probably should seek help.
Image 139171   10-20-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
324
 
 SpaceCow: Howie Mandel takes the gag a little too far.
 Red: @Peter Pantsless so what you're saying is, this is a cosplay
 Hyphae: *Soon, Infected Kerrigan emerges from the chrysalis*
 jochenau: MOISTURIZE ME
 Warrax: I don't want it to be true, but I have a feeling this is something sexual.
 LaeMi: Never left the amniotic sac.
 Peter Pantsless: CONTAINMENT BREACH tinyurl.com/…
Image 139170   10-20-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
431
 
 whiplash: Guardians of the Galaxy 3: Groot's Revenge
 Warrax: Do it.
 LaeMi: I don't know who you are or what you want, but I very much wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
Image 139169   10-20-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
726
 
 copunter: "thank you for your cooperation."
 Kniers: Gonna suck just standing there all your life
 Headoftheclass: Life's what you make it.
 Bluetocracy: I'm at about panel 4 right now. It's not a bright future.
 Mr. Whiskers: Now I'm sad
 LaeMi: You tell it, girl.
Image 139168   10-20-16   Uploaded by    twitter
Score:
345
 
 PenguinBartender: Yes, I bet this result WAS unexpected.
 Hiddentigerma: @SomeOtherCanadian No. They'll just be as freaked out as the rest of us.
 Warrax: Good thing I never got laid in high school.
 SomeOtherCanadian: MRAs will be happy about this
Image 139167   10-20-16   Uploaded by    Himesama
Score:
471
 
 SpaceCow: "Alright, half of you will be making sneakers and the other half toys you'll never afford.'
 whiplash: "Okay, now each of you grab a sledge hammer and start demolishing this building. Juice box break at 10am!"
 Misanthrope: Osha visits the Wonka factory
 Air Biscuit: Rad for PPE.
 LaeMi: Live action Minions movie.
Image 139166   10-20-16   Uploaded by    Callahan
Score:
515
 
 LancesLeftNut: Doesn't matter. Still a good boy...
 PenguinBartender: First you get the sprinkles, then you get the bones, then you get the weemeen.
 thecraftywolf: *sniff*
 Hiddentigerma: Now your gonna have to get the sprinkles out of it's nose.
 LaeMi: So that is how that photo of dog poo with sprinkles on it was made!
Image 139165   10-20-16   Uploaded by    DeeeeeeeezNutz
Score:
491
 
 Misanthrope: Manbat's an actual batman villain.
 Bluetocracy: I really don't know what he has on his utility belt.
 LaeMi: When he wears the costume, he can't fly or use sonar.
Image 139164   10-20-16   Uploaded by    meh
Score:
378
 
 SpaceCow: Taft's secret pony brigade in action.
 whiplash: C'mon you lard-butts, pick up those hooves and put 'em down! When you leave Pony Fat Camp at the end of the month, you'll be in the best shape of your life!"
 scribbs: Facit sejam.
Image 139163   10-20-16   Uploaded by    windows96
Score:
283
 
 dangerous dave: @Peter Pantsless Yup. Just googled it. That shit isn't going anywhere.
 LaeMi: @SpaceCow - I'm definitely a MIG gal. Learned on a stick at around 12, but haven't the patience for that since I discovered MIG. Nothing against TIG, just don't have access to the equipment or training.
 Peter Pantsless: That thing is actually pretty rad. I just uploaded an image. Also it weighs 20 tons, not 1000lbs
 Wet farts: Aside from the fact that they misspelled ARC... why would you need a welder to take something apart?
 SpaceCow: @LaeMi Or maybe they're simply the enemies of regular welders. There is a fierce rivalry between tig and mig folks.
 LaeMi: They use arch welders to make bridges, don't they?
Image 139162   10-20-16   Uploaded by    sassysass
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