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175438  Scoo: The driver was crushed horrifically but - haha! - we can make syrup jokes!

175445  Scoo: Kids today probably won't ever know the struggle of tilling a field with a plowshare, either. Technology is always improving.

175439  E. HONDA: but who updates this updater?

175447  scribbs: While it looks like an efficient kitchen, even making a slice of toast is a colossal pain in the ass.

175402  fanny: RAD because my grandma had this on a refrigerator magnet, now that magnet is on my fridge

175413  Niels Bohr: @Mr. Shine did you ever head out on the highway looking for adventure?

175421  Niels Bohr: But what if they have candy? Didn't think of that didya sign?

175442  Mr. Butt: same

175438  Derp Herpigan: Now this is... *puts on sunglasses* a sticky situation

175441  ch: Danger Dog has re-used the costume. It's not an inexpensive costume, and the department's budget is tight with the new top brass.

175440  Derp Herpigan: Well, one of us is gonna have to change.

175441  ch: DANGER DOG dresses like a banana slug on the docks to case out the impending drug deal / DANGER DOG fills out the department's paperwork with a tenacious endlessly-unquenched zeal / DAAAAANNNNNNGERRRRRR DOGGGGGGGGGG / EPISODE FORTY-SEVEN: DANGER DOG AND THE UNSUSPECTING CRIMINALS POSING AS NATURE ENTHUSIASTS

175445  Derp Herpigan: I mean they could download an older version of solitaire to experience that.

175446  Derp Herpigan: My childhood.

175442  Ulillillia: Purple user mascot.

175449  Derp Herpigan: Hey, one could easily steal that soap, make a clean getaway.

175450  Derp Herpigan: There's no way that's an airport. No airport is quiet enough for sleeping infants.

175413  Mr. Shine: @Spazstatic a LOT. I also drove it from Columbus,OH to Aliquippa, PA in 2:30. According to Google, it should have taken 3:10

15387  Urn BooUrn: Dirty pool.

175440  Robespierre: Interesting ... same shirt, same hair, same galsses, same beard ... and neither of them is freaking out.

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175218 Dr. Bathroom: Is this at PABT? That seems about right.

175395 Borkf: Nobody wins.

175409 Hosebag: @hearsegirl Of course. It helps the conductivity.

175352 Zampano: My hometown has a drive thru liquor store. Never understood it. Everyone knows drinking and driving is wrong, but sometimes you just gotta get from point A to point B with a little detour thru point OWI...

175280 sparename: Is this before or after my black coffee and cigarettes for breakfast?

175270 itskando: How to shoot your eye out, kid

175357 piranharama: Cops hide behind this sign!

175273 cenecia: Also is that kid holding a hand gun??

175408 hearsegirl: that's a wicked pisser.

175372 Spazstatic: After what we've put it through, I'm sure.



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 Timeline8677: Bobby Fisher is really messed up in his later years.
 Hiddentigerma: @fanny Bit rude isn't it?
 AverageJoe: No game no live did it better
 fanny: When i fly the friendly spaceship, I can hear the images breathing. Just really huffing and puffing. When I press the "This is BAD" button, it moans with pleasure in a truly disgusting way. That's why I never press the BAD button. When i press the "This is RAD" button, it whispers, "Kiss me, fanny."
 LaeMi: You probably should seek help.
Image 139171   10-20-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
324
 
 SpaceCow: Howie Mandel takes the gag a little too far.
 Red: @Peter Pantsless so what you're saying is, this is a cosplay
 Hyphae: *Soon, Infected Kerrigan emerges from the chrysalis*
 jochenau: MOISTURIZE ME
 Warrax: I don't want it to be true, but I have a feeling this is something sexual.
 LaeMi: Never left the amniotic sac.
 Peter Pantsless: CONTAINMENT BREACH tinyurl.com/…
Image 139170   10-20-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
431
 
 whiplash: Guardians of the Galaxy 3: Groot's Revenge
 Warrax: Do it.
 LaeMi: I don't know who you are or what you want, but I very much wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
Image 139169   10-20-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
726
 
 copunter: "thank you for your cooperation."
 Kniers: Gonna suck just standing there all your life
 Headoftheclass: Life's what you make it.
 Bluetocracy: I'm at about panel 4 right now. It's not a bright future.
 Mr. Whiskers: Now I'm sad
 LaeMi: You tell it, girl.
Image 139168   10-20-16   Uploaded by    twitter
Score:
345
 
 PenguinBartender: Yes, I bet this result WAS unexpected.
 Hiddentigerma: @SomeOtherCanadian No. They'll just be as freaked out as the rest of us.
 Warrax: Good thing I never got laid in high school.
 SomeOtherCanadian: MRAs will be happy about this
Image 139167   10-20-16   Uploaded by    Himesama
Score:
471
 
 SpaceCow: "Alright, half of you will be making sneakers and the other half toys you'll never afford.'
 whiplash: "Okay, now each of you grab a sledge hammer and start demolishing this building. Juice box break at 10am!"
 Misanthrope: Osha visits the Wonka factory
 Air Biscuit: Rad for PPE.
 LaeMi: Live action Minions movie.
Image 139166   10-20-16   Uploaded by    Callahan
Score:
515
 
 LancesLeftNut: Doesn't matter. Still a good boy...
 PenguinBartender: First you get the sprinkles, then you get the bones, then you get the weemeen.
 thecraftywolf: *sniff*
 Hiddentigerma: Now your gonna have to get the sprinkles out of it's nose.
 LaeMi: So that is how that photo of dog poo with sprinkles on it was made!
Image 139165   10-20-16   Uploaded by    DeeeeeeeezNutz
Score:
491
 
 Misanthrope: Manbat's an actual batman villain.
 Bluetocracy: I really don't know what he has on his utility belt.
 LaeMi: When he wears the costume, he can't fly or use sonar.
Image 139164   10-20-16   Uploaded by    meh
Score:
378
 
 SpaceCow: Taft's secret pony brigade in action.
 whiplash: C'mon you lard-butts, pick up those hooves and put 'em down! When you leave Pony Fat Camp at the end of the month, you'll be in the best shape of your life!"
 scribbs: Facit sejam.
Image 139163   10-20-16   Uploaded by    windows96
Score:
283
 
 dangerous dave: @Peter Pantsless Yup. Just googled it. That shit isn't going anywhere.
 LaeMi: @SpaceCow - I'm definitely a MIG gal. Learned on a stick at around 12, but haven't the patience for that since I discovered MIG. Nothing against TIG, just don't have access to the equipment or training.
 Peter Pantsless: That thing is actually pretty rad. I just uploaded an image. Also it weighs 20 tons, not 1000lbs
 Wet farts: Aside from the fact that they misspelled ARC... why would you need a welder to take something apart?
 SpaceCow: @LaeMi Or maybe they're simply the enemies of regular welders. There is a fierce rivalry between tig and mig folks.
 LaeMi: They use arch welders to make bridges, don't they?
Image 139162   10-20-16   Uploaded by    sassysass
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