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263305  Amy Housewine: I would like to join your pig club.

263307  Amy Housewine: Something about that bitch having a nice pair of hooters.

263278  Not A Bot: this is both cool and sad

263262  wolfpk: Ethics!?

263304  VoR: You know someone would

263301  Butcherboy: And then Aristotle taught Alexander the Great. Not much of a philosopher but quite the ambitious young man

263281  wolfpk: Increase your odds of someone saying yes by offering to share the mushrooms.

263297  Scoo: In 5.1 Surround Sound!

263292  wolfpk: How about #261373

263306  sparename: A Regular Occurrence

263302  Robespierre: Lookit! Lookit my tongue! LOOKIT!!!

263297  Robespierre: Any minute now these three will be partying with Cardi B and the Kardashians.

263299  Robespierre: Take the quiz and get offers.

263301  Robespierre: When it comes to ethics, be like 49.95% of Today's Nu-Perfect Americans and listen to Trump.

263216  Robespierre: @Knice From the setting, the shirts, the ties, the "diversity training"/"team building exercise", I'd say it is somewhat like The Orifice (US), or some variation thereupon.

263246  trelyate: car comes with one subwoofer

263252  trelyate: Netflix marathoners are the right group to target

263260  trelyate: this makes cats Neutral Evil. Sounds about right

263272  AdaMan: They did a TV show of this called the Almighty Johnsons

263279  trelyate: and then it whispered to me, "Bring back 80's speed metal."

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6. Not A Bot
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263274 dangerkeith3000: Somebody just watched a live birth.

263009 Science: This is code for "We got shut down by the health department"

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.

263031 Not A Bot: I can attest that this guy still rides around also that sign is on the back of Dante's

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA



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 Hiddentigerma: @a robot I however. Was very disappointed at his lack of actual funk.
 Cami: That was some funk!
 a robot: @Gomi Day I DID. Not disappointed. Fucking rad as fuck
 Gomi Day: look up stevie wonder performing superstition on sesame street RIGHT GODDAMN NOW.
 Skinr: Grover: the original, and far superior, Elmo
 a robot: I like Grover. Grover is rad
 fanny: this makes me happy :)
Image 138968   10-19-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
363
 
 Skum: Usb centipede
 Skinr: My pastor warned us that this would happen
 LaeMi: @Nope - my butt is firewire :-(
 SomeCanadian: My asshole is only 64-pin compatable. I'm old.
 Knice: Universal Serial Beads?
 Nope: He he he I can put it in my butt too
Image 138967   10-19-16   Uploaded by    breadtoaster
Score:
518
 
 Entertainmentalist: This is okay.
 petepuma: Works as advertised
 White Male: No is inferred
 Headoftheclass: When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit.
 Niels Bohr: Here's a fun road trip game, put the word "anal" in front of any camper model and it instantly becomes hilarious. The Anal Sandpiper, The Anal Dutchman, The Anal Inferno, you get it.
 White Rice: Drive faster! How are we not getting away? You aren't driving fast enough! (Let's see if line breaks work)
 duckfarts: what did you expect to get when you bought it
 AdaMan: I told you not to use the deep fryer while driving
 Wet farts: That shits on fire yo
 fanny: accidently posted twice? i'll just remove that.
 fanny: you've gone too far, Dominic!!
 Scoo: This is fine
 copunter: camperfire storey
 dobbiesdoogs: does what it says on the tin
Image 138966   10-19-16   Uploaded by    hexxx
Score:
470
 
 Beeble: Yorkhorn
 AverageJoe: I've never understood The Newyorker's strips
 Fishy: This is my friend with League. He's so bad.
 DarkTeddy: Window kinda looks like a dudes shirt coming up with his belly button showing.
 SomeCanadian: Hornhorn
 guest: @Peter Pantsless lol so savage
 Peter Pantsless: "Making comics."
Image 138965   10-19-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
420
 
 illBilliam: I wish the thief that smashed my car window and stole my backpack full of music books left a pepperoni pizza in its place.
 duckfarts: that was a perfectly good pepperoni pizza, you jerks! ..........actually, it might still be good...
 LaeMi: Walter White woz 'ere
 turde: and at the stroke of midnight, while carl was having the time of his life at nerd prom, the fixie bike turned back into a pizza
 Jennerator: *sneaks up with pizza cutter*
 square44: gotta watch out for those rats
Image 138964   10-19-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Skeltal
Score:
481
 
 Mr. Whiskers: Let's hope this doesn't end like the Gingerbread Man
 scribbs: "Wait...why does my horse have tusks?"
Image 138963   10-19-16   Uploaded by    eider
Score:
504
 
 Skinr: Liking the new Keystone Kops interceptors
 Peter Pantsless: Flip the Police
Image 138962   10-19-16   Uploaded by    petunias
Score:
285
 
 Hiddentigerma: No thanks. I'd rather shit myself.
 duckfarts: how about just "BATHROOM"
 AdaMan: Why not just put a picture of a toilet?
 Skinr: @Jennerator I've seen the future and it will be
 Jennerator: Male, female, and Prince inclusive
 Mexico: Right now, some Republican sits thinking about this. He hates it, but he can't help but imagine the regular orgies in that bathroom. What's left for him to do but to punch his half-erect penis to punish himself for his dirty thoughts?
 Nope: What people in wheelchairs cant wear dresses?
Image 138961   10-19-16   Uploaded by    Hyphae
Score:
354
 
 NoRagrets:
 SoyUnPerdedor:
 Air Biscuit: Tout
 duckfarts: No
 SomeCanadian: In Soviet Russia, propaganda post you!
 Scoo:
 Jennerator: I only deliver permitted propaganda
 scribbs: I guess I had better delete my pending upload.
 fanny:
 Knice:
 Peter Pantsless:
Image 138960   10-19-16   Uploaded by    Hyphae
Score:
761
 
 wakkawakka: And here I was worried I might go a whole day without a pot joke.
 Borkf: @scribbs I just started work, so I only have coffee.
 Peter Pantsless: @scribbs it's a good thing you didn't try this on #134372
 zupobaloop: so 'classic'
 Jaunty Shrimp: @scribbs Thanks! :) I can live vicariously through the drunken comments from others.
 scribbs: @Jaunty Shrimp Okay, you're excepted. Sorry. I used to drink a box of wine a night and.... I know how hard it can be. Best wishes and total support!
 Jaunty Shrimp: @scribbs I'm finally on the wagon and you create a Friendly Spaceship drinking game? *cries like Lucy*
 scribbs: Drinking game: for every + this gets, the Purples have to take a drink.
Image 138959   10-19-16   Uploaded by    million laffs
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