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249689  GoGo Robotto: Just looked it up, yes it's a dwarven planet. In Illinois it's a real planet, though.

249696  Joseph: Now I want to know what happened to that miata

249697  Joseph: This fish is not happy

249698  Air Biscuit: "I aint no scrub! Im on the drivers side of my best friends ride!"

249698  Joseph: This dog is happy

249699  Joseph: This cat is happy

249673  Joseph: This saves the planet, but kills my will to live.

249697  grizzly: Death from above.

249692  Air Biscuit: "E ust umped n ere by mselff. I shwere"

249675  sparename: It's the time of year to play Secret Sanitation

249695  well duh: Squompas

249696  FabricMan: Somewhere, the Emperor is cackling

249696  Shay: Here honey, drink some more Haterade.

224598  Air Biscuit: @ignatz themilkshake IS the salad.

249686  Not A Bot: Problem, officer?

249675  FabricMan: Employees only

249687  SuedeOxford: @Mr. Butt Hi Illiterate, I'm Dad.

249689  GoGo Robotto: I thought Pluto got classified as some kind of planet again or something?

249690  GoGo Robotto: This 'friend zone' crap is the same nonsense like this alpha/beta male shit. It's plain sexist...*rant mode off* anyway congratulations for your relationship

249621  Jabberwikket: I guess I better stop drinking crystal pepsi

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249591 hajjpodge: Start with Cleveland.

249643 Shay: What's Eating Gilbert's Grape?

249509 Lunimeow: Be right back, gotta take a me.

249660 Lunimeow: Oh man... I really need my anxiety companion honey badger now...

249635 Vinochet: no left turns in Albania

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!

249577 Lunimeow: In bed...?

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality



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Score:
915
 
 Hiddentigerma: @a robot I however. Was very disappointed at his lack of actual funk.
 Cami: That was some funk!
 a robot: @Gomi Day I DID. Not disappointed. Fucking rad as fuck
 Gomi Day: look up stevie wonder performing superstition on sesame street RIGHT GODDAMN NOW.
 Skinr: Grover: the original, and far superior, Elmo
 a robot: I like Grover. Grover is rad
 fanny: this makes me happy :)
Image 138968   10-19-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
363
 
 Skum: Usb centipede
 Skinr: My pastor warned us that this would happen
 LaeMi: @Nope - my butt is firewire :-(
 SomeCanadian: My asshole is only 64-pin compatable. I'm old.
 Knice: Universal Serial Beads?
 Nope: He he he I can put it in my butt too
Image 138967   10-19-16   Uploaded by    breadtoaster
Score:
518
 
 Entertainmentalist: This is okay.
 petepuma: Works as advertised
 ignatz: No is inferred
 Headoftheclass: When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit.
 Niels Bohr: Here's a fun road trip game, put the word "anal" in front of any camper model and it instantly becomes hilarious. The Anal Sandpiper, The Anal Dutchman, The Anal Inferno, you get it.
 White Rice: Drive faster! How are we not getting away? You aren't driving fast enough! (Let's see if line breaks work)
 duckfarts: what did you expect to get when you bought it
 AdaMan: I told you not to use the deep fryer while driving
 Wet farts: That shits on fire yo
 fanny: accidently posted twice? i'll just remove that.
 fanny: you've gone too far, Dominic!!
 Scoo: This is fine
 copunter: camperfire storey
 dobbiesdoogs: does what it says on the tin
Image 138966   10-19-16   Uploaded by    hexxx
Score:
470
 
 Beeble: Yorkhorn
 AverageJoe: I've never understood The Newyorker's strips
 Fishy: This is my friend with League. He's so bad.
 DarkTeddy: Window kinda looks like a dudes shirt coming up with his belly button showing.
 SomeCanadian: Hornhorn
 guest: @Peter Pantsless lol so savage
 Peter Pantsless: "Making comics."
Image 138965   10-19-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
420
 
 illBilliam: I wish the thief that smashed my car window and stole my backpack full of music books left a pepperoni pizza in its place.
 duckfarts: that was a perfectly good pepperoni pizza, you jerks! ..........actually, it might still be good...
 LaeMi: Walter White woz 'ere
 turde: and at the stroke of midnight, while carl was having the time of his life at nerd prom, the fixie bike turned back into a pizza
 Jennerator: *sneaks up with pizza cutter*
 square44: gotta watch out for those rats
Image 138964   10-19-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Skeltal
Score:
481
 
 Mr. Whiskers: Let's hope this doesn't end like the Gingerbread Man
 scribbs: "Wait...why does my horse have tusks?"
Image 138963   10-19-16   Uploaded by    eider
Score:
504
 
 Skinr: Liking the new Keystone Kops interceptors
 Peter Pantsless: Flip the Police
Image 138962   10-19-16   Uploaded by    petunias
Score:
285
 
 Hiddentigerma: No thanks. I'd rather shit myself.
 duckfarts: how about just "BATHROOM"
 AdaMan: Why not just put a picture of a toilet?
 Skinr: @Jennerator I've seen the future and it will be
 Jennerator: Male, female, and Prince inclusive
 Mexico: Right now, some Republican sits thinking about this. He hates it, but he can't help but imagine the regular orgies in that bathroom. What's left for him to do but to punch his half-erect penis to punish himself for his dirty thoughts?
 Nope: What people in wheelchairs cant wear dresses?
Image 138961   10-19-16   Uploaded by    Hyphae
Score:
354
 
 NoRagrets:
 SoyUnPerdedor:
 Air Biscuit: Tout
 duckfarts: No
 SomeCanadian: In Soviet Russia, propaganda post you!
 Scoo:
 Jennerator: I only deliver permitted propaganda
 scribbs: I guess I had better delete my pending upload.
 fanny:
 Knice:
 Peter Pantsless:
Image 138960   10-19-16   Uploaded by    Hyphae
Score:
761
 
 wakkawakka: And here I was worried I might go a whole day without a pot joke.
 Borkf: @scribbs I just started work, so I only have coffee.
 Peter Pantsless: @scribbs it's a good thing you didn't try this on #134372
 zupobaloop: so 'classic'
 Jaunty Shrimp: @scribbs Thanks! :) I can live vicariously through the drunken comments from others.
 scribbs: @Jaunty Shrimp Okay, you're excepted. Sorry. I used to drink a box of wine a night and.... I know how hard it can be. Best wishes and total support!
 Jaunty Shrimp: @scribbs I'm finally on the wagon and you create a Friendly Spaceship drinking game? *cries like Lucy*
 scribbs: Drinking game: for every + this gets, the Purples have to take a drink.
Image 138959   10-19-16   Uploaded by    million laffs
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