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232322  glenalec: @Mr Bleak - so that's what she looks like! TBH I honestly have no idea who my own country's PM is or looks like just now.

233029  glenalec: Looks handy!

233063  ping: Backstage at a theatre. I don't know which one.

233038  glenalec: Some people call me the Broccoly Cowboy. Some people call me the gangster of peas.

233056  glenalec: Fore SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!

233059  glenalec: There is a tool in mum's nail-file kit for that.

233087  glenalec: @Robespierre - Your Aunt is also apparently content with no freshly trained doctors, engineers, mechanics, etc. to do all the things she will presumably need to have done for the rest of her life :-/

233106  Peter Pantsless: "Hey, let's go." "Can't. Kitty."

233104  glenalec: Not many people know that you call a badly crushed hand a 'hamd'.

233107  bug: AFLAAAACKKK

233085  bug: @Not A Bot Bottom left.

233077  well duh: Well, spiders do tend to like the shower area of the average home.

233098  Coolguy: Not shown: Now Im an engineer at Google, so its all good.

233099  Coolguy: Keep em off my lefts too!

233084  well duh: Too pooped to pup.

233101  Coolguy: Finally! A challenger has emerged!

233091  well duh: *attempts to boop, gets bitten*

233103  Peter Pantsless: Okay so I was talking to @Robespierre a minute ago, and it got me thinking about purple powers. I pledge $9 a month, but I asked them not to give me the bonus points because I wanted to make purple the regular way. I mean, I did it before, why not again? Well, it's been like a year and I'm still blue. On the one hand (heh heh), I stand by my initial attitude, but on the other, it WOULD be nice to be purple again. So I'm going to leave it up to my fellow aggronauts. If this image gets above, let's say 500, I'll send the mods an email asking for the points back. If not, no hard feelings; it's not about the rank, anyway. I come here because I love you guys, and that will never change. Thanks

233103  Coolguy: @addend ... hamd

233055  Coolguy: @a robot ah, good looking out. I figured the random ass modern baby name thing. But would have never imagined the names were from an old Japanese baseball game. Oh Japan, what will I do with you.

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3. Mr. Shine
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5. Teechur
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9. Kaviri
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233055 Coolguy: @a robot ah, good looking out. I figured the random ass modern baby name thing. But would have never imagined the names were from an old Japanese baseball game. Oh Japan, what will I do with you.

232932 mexican: *click*

233068 Teechur: @Mr. Shine The dentist examined him and said, "Aaaah. Here's the problem. You have an abscess." "WHAT!? How the heck did that guy know I have an abscess?" The dentist replied, "The monk in the Himalayans" I get a lot of business from that wise man. You see, 'Abscess makes the fart go Honda.'"

233056 glenalec: Fore SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!

232934 kornisjon: This is rather aggressive. I hope that she will find someone who is interested.

232910 zrj235: @Peter Pantsless seconded. didn't need to feel worse than i already did. this isn't 4chan even tho i might shitpost while drunk. there are limits.

233022 zrj235: @copunter but people poop in there

233032 zrj235: @GoGo Robotto i remember the original of that game from like 15 years ago. fuck yes.

233067 addend: @jochenau Same. Could've been "Hexagator".

233004 Robespierre: @Nope This is somehow OK because the NRA has bought and paid for all of the politicians they need; i.e., Marco Rubio alone has received $17.5 million from the NRA over the years



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Score:
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 Hiddentigerma: @a robot I however. Was very disappointed at his lack of actual funk.
 Cami: That was some funk!
 a robot: @Gomi Day I DID. Not disappointed. Fucking rad as fuck
 Gomi Day: look up stevie wonder performing superstition on sesame street RIGHT GODDAMN NOW.
 Skinr: Grover: the original, and far superior, Elmo
 a robot: I like Grover. Grover is rad
 fanny: this makes me happy :)
Image 138968   10-19-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
363
 
 Skum: Usb centipede
 Skinr: My pastor warned us that this would happen
 LaeMi: @Nope - my butt is firewire :-(
 SomeCanadian: My asshole is only 64-pin compatable. I'm old.
 Knice: Universal Serial Beads?
 Nope: He he he I can put it in my butt too
Image 138967   10-19-16   Uploaded by    breadtoaster
Score:
518
 
 Entertainmentalist: This is okay.
 petepuma: Works as advertised
 ignatz: No is inferred
 Headoftheclass: When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit.
 Niels Bohr: Here's a fun road trip game, put the word "anal" in front of any camper model and it instantly becomes hilarious. The Anal Sandpiper, The Anal Dutchman, The Anal Inferno, you get it.
 White Rice: Drive faster! How are we not getting away? You aren't driving fast enough! (Let's see if line breaks work)
 duckfarts: what did you expect to get when you bought it
 AdaMan: I told you not to use the deep fryer while driving
 Wet farts: That shits on fire yo
 fanny: accidently posted twice? i'll just remove that.
 fanny: you've gone too far, Dominic!!
 Scoo: This is fine
 copunter: camperfire storey
 dobbiesdoogs: does what it says on the tin
Image 138966   10-19-16   Uploaded by    hexxx
Score:
470
 
 Beeble: Yorkhorn
 AverageJoe: I've never understood The Newyorker's strips
 Fishy: This is my friend with League. He's so bad.
 DarkTeddy: Window kinda looks like a dudes shirt coming up with his belly button showing.
 SomeCanadian: Hornhorn
 guest: @Peter Pantsless lol so savage
 Peter Pantsless: "Making comics."
Image 138965   10-19-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
420
 
 illBilliam: I wish the thief that smashed my car window and stole my backpack full of music books left a pepperoni pizza in its place.
 duckfarts: that was a perfectly good pepperoni pizza, you jerks! ..........actually, it might still be good...
 LaeMi: Walter White woz 'ere
 turde: and at the stroke of midnight, while carl was having the time of his life at nerd prom, the fixie bike turned back into a pizza
 Jennerator: *sneaks up with pizza cutter*
 square44: gotta watch out for those rats
Image 138964   10-19-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Skeltal
Score:
481
 
 Mr. Whiskers: Let's hope this doesn't end like the Gingerbread Man
 scribbs: "Wait...why does my horse have tusks?"
Image 138963   10-19-16   Uploaded by    eider
Score:
504
 
 Skinr: Liking the new Keystone Kops interceptors
 Peter Pantsless: Flip the Police
Image 138962   10-19-16   Uploaded by    petunias
Score:
285
 
 Hiddentigerma: No thanks. I'd rather shit myself.
 duckfarts: how about just "BATHROOM"
 AdaMan: Why not just put a picture of a toilet?
 Skinr: @Jennerator I've seen the future and it will be
 Jennerator: Male, female, and Prince inclusive
 Mexico: Right now, some Republican sits thinking about this. He hates it, but he can't help but imagine the regular orgies in that bathroom. What's left for him to do but to punch his half-erect penis to punish himself for his dirty thoughts?
 Nope: What people in wheelchairs cant wear dresses?
Image 138961   10-19-16   Uploaded by    Hyphae
Score:
354
 
 NoRagrets:
 SoyUnPerdedor:
 Air Biscuit: Tout
 duckfarts: No
 SomeCanadian: In Soviet Russia, propaganda post you!
 Scoo:
 Jennerator: I only deliver permitted propaganda
 scribbs: I guess I had better delete my pending upload.
 fanny:
 Knice:
 Peter Pantsless:
Image 138960   10-19-16   Uploaded by    Hyphae
Score:
761
 
 wakkawakka: And here I was worried I might go a whole day without a pot joke.
 Borkf: @scribbs I just started work, so I only have coffee.
 Peter Pantsless: @scribbs it's a good thing you didn't try this on #134372
 zupobaloop: so 'classic'
 Jaunty Shrimp: @scribbs Thanks! :) I can live vicariously through the drunken comments from others.
 scribbs: @Jaunty Shrimp Okay, you're excepted. Sorry. I used to drink a box of wine a night and.... I know how hard it can be. Best wishes and total support!
 Jaunty Shrimp: @scribbs I'm finally on the wagon and you create a Friendly Spaceship drinking game? *cries like Lucy*
 scribbs: Drinking game: for every + this gets, the Purples have to take a drink.
Image 138959   10-19-16   Uploaded by    million laffs
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