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233513  Teechur: This Jurassic Park reboot is weird.

233511  karmakat: YAH PERVERT WEIRDO!

233520  DrNinjaman: Needs a reindeer nose & antlers

233528  Peter Pantsless: Where will you be?

233517  karmakat: did the fishers came back yet?

233520  karmakat: that poor person will need worse than brain bleach at this point...

233460  DrNinjaman: This is more of a braising cut

233490  Not A Bot: do people actually use right shift?

233506  Warrax: @Mr. Shine The Peach has it.

233398  Chile Quornwrap: @Felicity looool

233517  Yurishiro: "All aboard the friendly spaceship!"

233517  Yurishiro: Internet dock is pretty busy today

233494  dangerkeith3000: I had a roommate and if he drank one of my beers he'd leave one or two dollars in the fridge.

233504  dangerkeith3000: Maybe she has a cyst.

233514  tib gubb: joe rogan don't fuck around with no thunderstorms

233509  dangerkeith3000: Proof that anyone who says 'I'm too big to wear a condom' is a liar.

233517  barfolomew: In this town, a glass of water is never allowed to remain upright.

233517  Peter Pantsless: Ah, dang, my aunt left her door open again

233511  dangerkeith3000: For some reason I find this room very comforting.

233512  dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I don't know about that, but some dude had his arm all the way up Yoda's butt in Empire Strikes Back.

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9. Side Boob
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233451 raditzu: green is the new... black?

233376 Science: I wanna Oompa those Loompas

233349 Whatever: Pretty old data if The Colbert Report is listed.

233370 Kaviri: Thank you for contacting bad dragon support center, how can I help you today?

233372 Side Boob: @Sadbot While I agree that some people are indeed weird, I think you are painting with an overly large brush. Maybe you just need to get out more. vOv

233387 carpwoman: I remember my first beer....

233418 Kaviri: *his

233335 Mr. Shine: Now look at your man, now back to me.

233327 Mr. Shine: @fanny Urine IS sterile when fresh, after all.

233364 a robot: @jochenau *chef kiss* Flawless!



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Gentleman uploaded 233126 (1119 points)
sergeant uploaded 233119 (1106 points)
grizzly uploaded 233074 (1095 points)
funy speling uploaded 233054 (1090 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 233341 (1048 points)
Mord Tingies uploaded 233165 (965 points)
a robot uploaded 233125 (963 points)
bigbison uploaded 233079 (958 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 233101 (957 points)


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 5. ping: 4169 points
 6. Not A Bot: 2698 points
 7. frankie: 2518 points
 8. Side Boob: 2096 points
 9. Annoying Vegan : 2017 points
10. nimbus: 1939 points
11. cannabis: 1937 points
12. a robot: 1738 points
13. au bon pain: 1690 points
14. guccigucci: 1660 points
15. Liar tuck: 1659 points
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Score:
470
 
 Beeble: Yorkhorn
 AverageJoe: I've never understood The Newyorker's strips
 Fishy: This is my friend with League. He's so bad.
 DarkTeddy: Window kinda looks like a dudes shirt coming up with his belly button showing.
 SomeCanadian: Hornhorn
 guest: @Peter Pantsless lol so savage
 Peter Pantsless: "Making comics."
Image 138965   10-19-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
420
 
 illBilliam: I wish the thief that smashed my car window and stole my backpack full of music books left a pepperoni pizza in its place.
 duckfarts: that was a perfectly good pepperoni pizza, you jerks! ..........actually, it might still be good...
 LaeMi: Walter White woz 'ere
 turde: and at the stroke of midnight, while carl was having the time of his life at nerd prom, the fixie bike turned back into a pizza
 Jennerator: *sneaks up with pizza cutter*
 square44: gotta watch out for those rats
Image 138964   10-19-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Skeltal
Score:
481
 
 Mr. Whiskers: Let's hope this doesn't end like the Gingerbread Man
 scribbs: "Wait...why does my horse have tusks?"
Image 138963   10-19-16   Uploaded by    eider
Score:
504
 
 Skinr: Liking the new Keystone Kops interceptors
 Peter Pantsless: Flip the Police
Image 138962   10-19-16   Uploaded by    petunias
Score:
285
 
 Hiddentigerma: No thanks. I'd rather shit myself.
 duckfarts: how about just "BATHROOM"
 AdaMan: Why not just put a picture of a toilet?
 Skinr: @Jennerator I've seen the future and it will be
 Jennerator: Male, female, and Prince inclusive
 Mexico: Right now, some Republican sits thinking about this. He hates it, but he can't help but imagine the regular orgies in that bathroom. What's left for him to do but to punch his half-erect penis to punish himself for his dirty thoughts?
 Nope: What people in wheelchairs cant wear dresses?
Image 138961   10-19-16   Uploaded by    Hyphae
Score:
354
 
 NoRagrets:
 SoyUnPerdedor:
 Air Biscuit: Tout
 duckfarts: No
 SomeCanadian: In Soviet Russia, propaganda post you!
 Scoo:
 Jennerator: I only deliver permitted propaganda
 scribbs: I guess I had better delete my pending upload.
 fanny:
 Knice:
 Peter Pantsless:
Image 138960   10-19-16   Uploaded by    Hyphae
Score:
761
 
 wakkawakka: And here I was worried I might go a whole day without a pot joke.
 Borkf: @scribbs I just started work, so I only have coffee.
 Peter Pantsless: @scribbs it's a good thing you didn't try this on #134372
 zupobaloop: so 'classic'
 Jaunty Shrimp: @scribbs Thanks! :) I can live vicariously through the drunken comments from others.
 scribbs: @Jaunty Shrimp Okay, you're excepted. Sorry. I used to drink a box of wine a night and.... I know how hard it can be. Best wishes and total support!
 Jaunty Shrimp: @scribbs I'm finally on the wagon and you create a Friendly Spaceship drinking game? *cries like Lucy*
 scribbs: Drinking game: for every + this gets, the Purples have to take a drink.
Image 138959   10-19-16   Uploaded by    million laffs
Score:
272
 
 whiplash: "Come to bed, darling! I'm wearing my sexy black catsuit!"
 BILL DOOR: CATS ARE NICE.
 Mad Collager: Cat of the Sand People
Image 138958   10-19-16   Uploaded by    jem
Score:
342
 
 Mr. Shine: Get your act together, David!
 whiplash: David is still deciding on what to do with his life. He'll get there eventually, give him time.
 dobbiesdoogs: david exists
 Warrax: Classic David.
 sparename: "David got his name on a webpage"
Image 138957   10-19-16   Uploaded by    youshall
Score:
540
 
 Hiddentigerma: I'll never fucking understand people who are scared of their own pets. It's stupid. If your cat scratches you then scratch it back. If your dog bites your leg then bite it's leg.
 Borkf: That dog is messed up, man.
 Jennerator: your dog's nachos will save you
 Warrax: They're all good dogs, Brent.
 scribbs: I wish Son of Sam had seen this when he was young.
 guest: what are you talkin about i'm your fadda i made you
 SomeCanadian: WikiHow is the best How.
Image 138956   10-19-16   Uploaded by    grizzly
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