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262800  ignatz: *sigh* recycled trees

120649  Mr. Angry: just for a second i thought one of the geese was standing on the other one.

262792  Mexico: And I thought the anticipation would kill me!

120536  Mr. Angry: "...Ms. Frizzle, are we going to learn anything about fast food today? Ms. Frizzle?..."

262784  VoR: It's OK. I suited up earlier.

262799  mission2mars: Wooo Morgantown

262780  Off Topic: @Rocktor Dockward I know your secret.

262782  Whatever: Voldemort and his grandnephew Donnie Trump in the days of yore

262785  Whatever: Where lurks the Lorax?

262776  Not A Bot: That kid must have a huge cock to land a fly honey with an ass like dat!

262785  sparename: Mr Mimoggy

262786  sparename: This clownfish looks funny

262631  Porm Munties: me also @Air Biscuit

262773  Robespierre: Is that glitter? Please, tell me that's not glitter.

262795  Peter Pantsless: I can see your pepperoni!

262782  Robespierre: Older than the WebNets, this image is.

262785  CaptainCatbreath: I want to be told that it knows Kung Fu.

262744  Robespierre: @Science Well, THAT's rather irresponsible of them. Of course, "they" will never have to live with the consequences ... more than sorta like ignoring global warming.

262782  raditzu: @Dr Awkward ummm, baby? i thought it was her/his meal...

262762  Science: @Dr Awkward: It's only about ejaculation if you understand the Internet. You mom and her friend are completely innocent and, therefore, safe.

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262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262570 dangerkeith3000: Tom wanted to be everyone's friend.

262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

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 Jennerator: @sparename Perfect.
 sparename: " # All along the Swatchtower # "
Image 138950   10-19-16   Uploaded by    tomatosaws
 Zampano: chicks been runnin' through my head all day
 hearsegirl: It's ducks all the way down
 petepuma: Check out the chick on that face
 Skaalar: Bloodborne was confusing in parts.
 thecraftywolf: i get all the chicks
 SoyUnPerdedor: Finally, something that makes sense!
 ModelTRex: Xur got fuzzy.
 duckfarts: yo get us outta this wack ass human prison
 Skinr: "He lurched bonelessly, the surface of his trench coat roiled with lumps and bumps. Also, he was wearing a paper plate mask with a crudely drawn smiley face and he had wings for hands. The ducks had found her."
 Fett4life: Psyduck incognito.
 Jennerator: Oh shit it's that guy - DUCK!
 Warrax: In soviet russia, chicks check out YOU!
 sparename: He loves to get those chicks to sit on his face
 LaeMi: Duck-face level - expert.
Image 138949   10-19-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
 ottorongo: formerly Time-Warner
 Fett4life: This game was a $.25 acid trip
 pawsies: Actual kinetic games.. those were the days
Image 138948   10-19-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Headoftheclass: Tyrannosaurus, Rex!
 duckfarts: I KNEW YOU WERE A CAT
 Mad Collager: I'll give up my squash when they pry my cold, dead paws from around it!
 trelyate: poor pupper only has 3 legs :(
 Warrax: 'Bout to accidentally the whole borkfing thing.
 Scoo: Zucchini for scale
Image 138947   10-19-16   Uploaded by    froggyfresh
 AverageJoe: @AverageJoe #138930
 AverageJoe: good thing dogs can't read
 ethanterry: Who's to say? I bet he's super grateful you gave him something to tear up.
 Janston: @dobbiesdoogs let dogs into your life your heart, and your bed (non-sexually or you're a terrible sub-human). That's my motto.
 Warrax: @LaeMi That was always my excuse.
 Watch Out: Poor dog ownership skills
 scribbs: Seriously? He's a dog.
 Peter Pantsless: There are things that you, as an owner, can do to prevent this
 LaeMi: I just wanted to see how it worked.
 dobbiesdoogs: he wants to sleep with you. let that pupper in your bed
Image 138946   10-19-16   Uploaded by    marxist
 Air Biscuit: We landed on the moon. We carried a harpoon. But there are no whales so we tell tall tales and sing this whaling tune.
 Cami: Should be a black galley.
 Skinr: I'm going to be pissed if I upload my consciousness to the Sub-Etha Telepathy Network, and it's full of Vikings
 a robot: Whalers on the moon
 SomeCanadian: Simpsons did it!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Oh thise vikings!! Intrepid explorers of all things firstest!!
Image 138945   10-19-16   Uploaded by    fisto
 Wooden Spoon: @fanny @Warrax : He's using his cute fluffy tail to cover his bung hole (seriously, bears do that).
 KingTrebek: Draw me like one of your french bearss
 petepuma: I lost my job at the honey factory for looking at this
 DrinkMixMan: Twig n' bearies
 Whatever: And Goldilocks said...
 duckfarts: when you said you got a naked selfie from a bear, i didn't think this was what you meant
 Janston: Image bot, pls
 Wet farts: Look at my fuckin balls. LOOK!
 Jennerator: Fight for the right to bear balls
 fanny: @Warrax i hate that i looked too! i hate that i studied whatever it is trying to figure it out! *sobs*
 Warrax: @fanny I... I don't think so. I hope not. And I hate that you made me look.
 Otterman: Frank and beans! Frank and beans!
 guest: your dick looks great bro
 Peter Pantsless: @Nope *sings* The check's in the mail. Would I lie to you?
 Nope: @Peter Pantsless By the way, where is the payment on the invoice I sent you?
 SomeCanadian: *Insert Buffalo Bill reference*
 Peter Pantsless: @Nope Boy, if I had a nickel every time I've heard that I'd...well actually I'd owe lots of people quite a bit of money
 fanny: oh sweet jesus is that poop is he pooping too?
 sparename: Bearing all
 Nope: Cool dick and balls
Image 138944   10-19-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Wooden Spoon: Bernie should be a write in vote
 Jennerator: @Hiddentigerma Germany circa 1934 agrees
 Hiddentigerma: @Jennerator I'd rather have a strong leader than a kind one.
 Beeble: @Jennerator No, no it didn't. You just stopped reading too soon.
 Jennerator: ..d bread lines. The friendly spaceship ate part of my comment
 Jennerator: I can't wait for the socialist revolution to make me enjoy secret police executions and bread lines!
 fanny: @hat thrab :) he wouldn't turn us away i'm sure of it! your comment put a big smile on my face :)
 hat thrab: @fanny Maybe if we show up with a boombox at his house he'll come back to us.
 fanny: you're making me sad @hat thrab . it doesn't help that i have the debate on, either.
 Nope: Accelerationism will allow the socialist revolution to happen much faster. Do not be swayed by false idols. The only breaker of our chains is ourselves.
Image 138943   10-19-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 hearsegirl: Moo York Yankee
 earl: Go Cubs!
 guest: boviscopophobia is the fear of being seen as cow-like
 Peter Pantsless: When I grow up, I wanna play for Bovine University!
 midnightmosesuk: It's a cow catcher.
Image 138942   10-19-16   Uploaded by    Whatever
 LKoroton: hobbit tomb
Image 138941   10-19-16   Uploaded by    Whatever
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