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233219  Derp Herpigan: BAD for Alexisyd.

233217  Peter Pantsless: "Aren't you going to frisk me?" "Sir, you're not under arrest." "...can you do it anyway?"

233217  GoGo Robotto: Police Stripper Squad

233212  kornisjon: If that's for one brownie, I do expect them to be 4:20 related.

233175  trelyate: just because you can doesn't mean you should

233217  Ulillillia: Eins, zwei,

233179  trelyate: this isn't Narnia...

233181  Ulillillia: We miss you in the Senate, doggo

233203  NoRagrets: Apparently Im too colorblind to read this.

233203  Dr Awkward: So, like, copulate with someone with color vision deficiency?

233185  Ulillillia: And that's why BILL hasn't been around.

233187  Ulillillia: 'Cause you're beautiful, like no other

233194  Ulillillia: Love, I get so lost, sometimes

233189  trelyate: when your press operator has a sense of humor

233213  Ulillillia: Consuela's phone

233205  trelyate: go back to your homeworld already

233207  trelyate: the hair is spot on

233198  addend: (Telepathically reprints OMNI magazine.)

233167  glenalec: vv ASCII, do you speak it? Aggrogator! :-P

233103  Peter Pantsless: That was quick! Thanks again everybody. PURPLE POWERS ACTIVATE youtube.com/…

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233068 Mr. Shine: @Teechur Version 2: Famous actor Henry Fonda was having health problems, so he went to his doctor, who diagnosed him with dilated cardiomyopathy, that is, an enlarged heart, when the chambers become too weak to properly pump blood. After questioning him about his habits, upon finding out Mr. Fonda enjoyed drinking absinthe in the evenings after dinner, the doctor angrily demanded he stop immediately. When the great actor asked why that mattered, the doctor looked at him and said "EVERBODY knows, absinthe makes the heart grow, Fonda."

233032 zrj235: i invented one recently called KUNG FU KITCHEN. 523 bonus points if you can guess how to play.

233157 Scoo: @Felicity Appears to just be a broken alias to ResEdit; it's not rocking the awesome Mac-in-the-Box icon

233056 Robespierre: @Mr. Whiskers As an erstwhile Singapore resident I can attest that this is true.

233067 ping: @copunter Not a position I would want or be any good at. Am very content standing on the shore, throwing pebbles in, and watching the ripples spread. Thanks, though.

233022 glenalec: On the up-side this may just be muddy water (inland Australian soil is exactly that colour).

233103 Peter Pantsless: That was quick! Thanks again everybody. PURPLE POWERS ACTIVATE youtube.com/…

233185 Ulillillia: And that's why BILL hasn't been around.

233072 sparename: Mannequinned Mission to Mars

233055 Mr Bleak: Boaty McBoat ... waddya mean, it's been done?



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Peter Pantsless uploaded 233103 (1144 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 232767 (1138 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 232888 (1119 points)
rubix1924 uploaded 232740 (1066 points)
KEKOEKEOEK uploaded 232766 (1052 points)
au bon pain uploaded 233034 (1030 points)
sergeant uploaded 233119 (1019 points)
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grizzly uploaded 233074 (998 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 232705 (987 points)


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13. Bagels: 2013 points
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15. frankie: 1910 points
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Score:
345
 
 Jennerator: @sparename Perfect.
 sparename: " # All along the Swatchtower # "
Image 138950   10-19-16   Uploaded by    tomatosaws
Score:
728
 
 Zampano: chicks been runnin' through my head all day
 hearsegirl: It's ducks all the way down
 petepuma: Check out the chick on that face
 Skaalar: Bloodborne was confusing in parts.
 thecraftywolf: i get all the chicks
 SoyUnPerdedor: Finally, something that makes sense!
 ModelTRex: Xur got fuzzy.
 duckfarts: yo get us outta this wack ass human prison
 Skinr: "He lurched bonelessly, the surface of his trench coat roiled with lumps and bumps. Also, he was wearing a paper plate mask with a crudely drawn smiley face and he had wings for hands. The ducks had found her."
 Fett4life: Psyduck incognito.
 Jennerator: Oh shit it's that guy - DUCK!
 Warrax: In soviet russia, chicks check out YOU!
 sparename: He loves to get those chicks to sit on his face
 LaeMi: Duck-face level - expert.
Image 138949   10-19-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
453
 
 ottorongo: formerly Time-Warner
 Fett4life: This game was a $.25 acid trip
 ignatz: Actual kinetic games.. those were the days
Image 138948   10-19-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
492
 
 Headoftheclass: Tyrannosaurus, Rex!
 duckfarts: I KNEW YOU WERE A CAT
 Mad Collager: I'll give up my squash when they pry my cold, dead paws from around it!
 trelyate: poor pupper only has 3 legs :(
 Warrax: 'Bout to accidentally the whole borkfing thing.
 Scoo: Zucchini for scale
Image 138947   10-19-16   Uploaded by    froggyfresh
Score:
34
 
 AverageJoe: @AverageJoe #138930
 AverageJoe: good thing dogs can't read
 ethanterry: Who's to say? I bet he's super grateful you gave him something to tear up.
 Janston: @dobbiesdoogs let dogs into your life your heart, and your bed (non-sexually or you're a terrible sub-human). That's my motto.
 Warrax: @LaeMi That was always my excuse.
 ignatz: Poor dog ownership skills
 scribbs: Seriously? He's a dog.
 Peter Pantsless: There are things that you, as an owner, can do to prevent this
 LaeMi: I just wanted to see how it worked.
 dobbiesdoogs: he wants to sleep with you. let that pupper in your bed
Image 138946   10-19-16   Uploaded by    marxist
Score:
526
 
 Air Biscuit: We landed on the moon. We carried a harpoon. But there are no whales so we tell tall tales and sing this whaling tune.
 Cami: Should be a black galley.
 Skinr: I'm going to be pissed if I upload my consciousness to the Sub-Etha Telepathy Network, and it's full of Vikings
 a robot: Whalers on the moon
 SomeCanadian: Simpsons did it!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Oh thise vikings!! Intrepid explorers of all things firstest!!
Image 138945   10-19-16   Uploaded by    fisto
Score:
131
 
 Wooden Spoon: @fanny @Warrax : He's using his cute fluffy tail to cover his bung hole (seriously, bears do that).
 KingTrebek: Draw me like one of your french bearss
 petepuma: I lost my job at the honey factory for looking at this
 DrinkMixMan: Twig n' bearies
 Whatever: And Goldilocks said...
 duckfarts: when you said you got a naked selfie from a bear, i didn't think this was what you meant
 Janston: Image bot, pls
 Wet farts: Look at my fuckin balls. LOOK!
 Jennerator: Fight for the right to bear balls
 fanny: @Warrax i hate that i looked too! i hate that i studied whatever it is trying to figure it out! *sobs*
 Warrax: @fanny I... I don't think so. I hope not. And I hate that you made me look.
 Otterman: Frank and beans! Frank and beans!
 guest: your dick looks great bro
 Peter Pantsless: @Nope *sings* The check's in the mail. Would I lie to you?
 Nope: @Peter Pantsless By the way, where is the payment on the invoice I sent you?
 SomeCanadian: *Insert Buffalo Bill reference*
 Peter Pantsless: @Nope Boy, if I had a nickel every time I've heard that I'd...well actually I'd owe lots of people quite a bit of money
 fanny: oh sweet jesus is that poop is he pooping too?
 sparename: Bearing all
 Nope: Cool dick and balls
Image 138944   10-19-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
567
 
 Wooden Spoon: Bernie should be a write in vote
 Jennerator: @Hiddentigerma Germany circa 1934 agrees
 Hiddentigerma: @Jennerator I'd rather have a strong leader than a kind one.
 Beeble: @Jennerator No, no it didn't. You just stopped reading too soon.
 Jennerator: ..d bread lines. The friendly spaceship ate part of my comment
 Jennerator: I can't wait for the socialist revolution to make me enjoy secret police executions and bread lines!
 fanny: @hat thrab :) he wouldn't turn us away i'm sure of it! your comment put a big smile on my face :)
 hat thrab: @fanny Maybe if we show up with a boombox at his house he'll come back to us.
 fanny: you're making me sad @hat thrab . it doesn't help that i have the debate on, either.
 Nope: Accelerationism will allow the socialist revolution to happen much faster. Do not be swayed by false idols. The only breaker of our chains is ourselves.
Image 138943   10-19-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
369
 
 hearsegirl: Moo York Yankee
 carpwoman: Go Cubs!
 guest: boviscopophobia is the fear of being seen as cow-like
 Peter Pantsless: When I grow up, I wanna play for Bovine University!
 midnightmosesuk: It's a cow catcher.
Image 138942   10-19-16   Uploaded by    Whatever
Score:
241
 
 LKoroton: hobbit tomb
Image 138941   10-19-16   Uploaded by    Whatever
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