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254189  charlemagne: species appropriation

254199  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

254198  weed poop: Legitimately didnt recognize Arnold and thought you misspelled Andre. Wow he looks like a kid next to them.

253828  redmonkey3: @Dr. Bathroom - all of those folders are porn

254038  Mr Bleak: Topo: "60 days" not "609 days" - sorry!

254184  Dr Awkward: Wat iz upvote? Only BAD or RAD.

254184  Mad Collager: ...in red states.

254184  Mad Collager: Yes, but only swingline upvotes.

254187  Laree: Username/upload combo

254196  Borb Prembus: The smile on the dogs face is so adorable.

254182  Solemn: Unfortunately for Bob, this was the only feasible way to get a date.

254145  Annoying Vegan : @fanny I do now!

254171  Annoying Vegan : @a robot No idea either, but I wanna hold it

254150  necronomicon: What a happy little creature! Always rad for a happy child, and I suppose that to some puppies and kittens are children. I Formally retract my comment on #254152

254152  necronomicon: Everyone loves cute photos of their pets but Im somewhat exhausted by the amount of dog/cat photos on this site

254179  Solemn: The five-time platinum cover for 'BorkStreet Boys: Who Let The Humans Out'.

254177  Solemn: Stop it! You're strangling that poor tiger!

254176  necronomicon: Damnit penny wise, this is my greatest fear #251299

254174  Scoo: There's always that one kid at lunch

254178  Scoo: Hey, that's my birthday!

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253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

254154 ChubbyBuddy: Drain the swamp

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

254110 UltraBeverly: So few chromosomes, so many children.

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.



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Score:
609
 
 fanny: return #193139
 trelyate: worth two in the bush
 Unicorn: I would vote for this bird.
 hearsegirl: baby swallow
 fanny: @SomeCanadian you know what they say, the early bird gets the joke ;)
 Firm Buttocks: Great Scott (chirp)
 SomeCanadian: @fanny Dammit. Beat me to the joke.
 Zukero: Do it a favor. Squeeze harder.
 fanny: Birdie Sanders
 Fiasco: Morty, something's gone wrong Morty! Morty I'm a *retch* I'm a goddamn bird, Morty!
 LaeMi: Mad-scientist bird
Image 138590   10-18-16   Uploaded by    conner
Score:
378
 
 whiplash: "Yes, come on, little fishies, hop right in the fish bowl...and then I've GOT you!"
 hearsegirl: omfg dump the fishbowl mosquito breeding experiment!!
 SomeCanadian: He's stalking Birdy Sanders, above.
 Firm Buttocks: I AM A LION
 LaeMi: This is actually a good example of how fur coloration can visually confuse predators/prey.
Image 138589   10-18-16   Uploaded by    Clim Tinties
Score:
347
 
 whiplash: Nice snug kilt, you look like you were sporran into it.
 redmonkey3: @Butcherboy - reports vary
 Hiddentigerma: @Butcherboy Kilts are skirts for men.
 Butcherboy: is anything worn underneath? or is it all in like new condition
 WTF: Wrecked 'em?
 Jennerator: Then I came to my senses and put on regular pants
 Knice: That username!
Image 138588   10-18-16   Uploaded by    celtic
Score:
309
 
 Hyphae: Walt-bird White?
 Misanthrope: but i want a swearing parrot!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @SomeCanadian nice
 Thyming: I didn't know Parrots could produce meth.
 SomeCanadian: @ThoughtlessGentleman Breaking Bird?
 whiplash: Breaking Bad Habits in Parrots...with Carrots.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Im picturing parrots making meth now.
 Jennerator: I am the one who squawks
 Moldred: Two words: ceiling fan
Image 138587   10-18-16   Uploaded by    sandwiches
Score:
235
 
 Hiddentigerma: @a robot Who is marco rubio? Is he marco polo's brother?
 jochenau: @Peter Pantsless I dunno. It's Japan, so...maybe if you're a schoolgirl?
 Poop Bird: pfft guy can't even spanish
 Peter Pantsless: @jochenau How do they feel about pantslessness there?
 Misanthrope: And Trump is just sitting there, smug as a bug in a rug.
 duckfarts: @Hiddentigerma Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer
 a robot: @Hiddentigerma Ted Cruz is the one who looks like Grandpa Munster and Marco Rubio is the one who looks like Eddie Munster
 Niels Bohr: I'm great at asking questions in Spanish but worthless when it comes to understanding the answers.
 ModelTRex: [angrily] hay mas politica
 jochenau: @Peter Pantsless I moved to another continent and I feel better already.
 WTF: Rubio: "Do the American people really want a candidate who can't find the library?"
 whiplash: Hmm, guess Friendly Spaceship is unfriendly to accents. Make that "Donde esta el bano?"
 whiplash: Come on Ted, you know you never used that phrase in real life. "Dnde esta el bao?" and "Otra cerveza por favor!" are the two most popular Spanish phrases for gringos.
 tib gubb: ted cruz is the one tthat looks like he's wearing ted cruz's face as a mask
 Hiddentigerma: Which one is cruz? I thought that guy was the leader of canada. Crap.
 Peter Pantsless: Bad because the whole thing is a shitshow and I'm pretty much checking out at this point
Image 138586   10-18-16   Uploaded by    Fursona
Score:
592
 
 Firm Buttocks: @San DoDo Should be suspended above his shoulder somehow though
 San DoDo: I like the HD sign
 Radstarboom: It's like that meme on the internet!
Image 138585   10-18-16   Uploaded by    beckybecky
Score:
332
 
 Janston: Your sandwich looks flat and unappealing. I'll take the small child and fries.
 hurr: you really hate the metric system that much? foot long wasn't enough noooooho sir it had to one kid long sub
 ch: mmmmm table fries
 hearsegirl: Abraham! NO! I was only kidding around..
 skillet: Jared, NO!
 SomeCanadian: Rad for the kid's choice of shirt, though.
 redmonkey3: Child is for scale @ sandwich or Sandwich is for scale @ child ? where is the bannanaanana ?
 Jennerator: He's as tall as diabetes
 Hiddentigerma: @LaeMi The Donald Trump cookbook.
 3ravens: @LaeMi seems a bit rare for my taste...
 Firm Buttocks: I can't believe I ate the whole thing
 LaeMi: The final ingredient is ready.
Image 138584   10-18-16   Uploaded by    prospector
Score:
457
 
 Jeannie C: Those eyes look peeled.
 John Singapore: You guys built WHAT while I was underwater? CIVILIZATION??
 SpaceCow: "Did I eat a fish? What fish?"
 astrocreep: Uh, guys, something touched my fin!
 PenguinBartender: Notice how the film on the water forms a seal.
 Firm Buttocks: Caught in the act
Image 138583   10-18-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
756
 
 scribbs: "Who's up for tetherball?"
 John Singapore: "Yeah Jerry, just put it with the rest. It's almost 4:20."
 Air Biscuit: The moon changes size if you shoot at it..
 redmonkey3: Always hoist valuable celestial bodies above the construction site to avoid theft!
 LaeMi: Little higher. Little to the left. No my left. Yes, just there.
Image 138582   10-18-16   Uploaded by    jeffrey
Score:
379
 
 Zampano: i present to you the tricycle of roller skates
 Hiddentigerma: @Mitchell The front of the foot still gets coated in poopy. Just wear stilts.
 SomeCanadian: @Hiddentigerma What about fashion conscious cowboys?
 ModelTRex: @Hiddentigerma This is model-dinsosaurist.
 matos: oh come on @RiderFan let a lady wear fishnets if she likes. For that matter, let a man wear fishnets too. I lived through the 90s too.
 duckfarts: @RiderFan what if you're fishing for compliments
 SpaceCow: I am way too amused that the front it a proper skate truck while the back is clearly just a piano caster.
 Mitchell: @Hiddentigerma also, they were for walking around unpaved streets before sewer systems to avoid stepping in crap.
 Hiddentigerma: @ModelTRex Toy dinosaurs don't wear shoes.
 ModelTRex: @Hiddentigerma Because they make my calves look FABULOUS!
 RiderFan: High heels are one thing, but fishnets? They belong on boats, not people.
 Hiddentigerma: @SomeCanadian Cowboys are cooler than fashion conscious people.
 SomeCanadian: @Hiddentigerma They were originally designed for horse riders to tuck into the stirrup. Cowboy boots still retain a small heel for that functionality.
 Hiddentigerma: Why are high heels even a thing?
 LaeMi: And you thought the old ones were ankle-breakers!
Image 138581   10-18-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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