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216348  Yurishiro: He's such a cool head he's used as a refrigerator.

216203  Science: @Nope: Can't deny me, bitch. I always win in the end.

216349  Yurishiro: Times were ruff in 2010 B.C.

216215  Science: Slugs? He created slugs?

216224  Science: Private Johnson lost his penis in a tragic backblast accident today...

216357  realjon: Omg where did you find this?? I have an uncle I NEED to get this for.

216232  Science: I say we start a war on May the 5th. Maybe call it Cinco de Quatro?

216268  Science: Connie Chung rubs this in his face every year.

216270  Science: @wolfpk: Wrong part though

216274  Science: @trelyate: I don't know - I'm sure there will be plenty of guys in masks groping mustachioed fellows.

216288  Science: @Air Biscuit: 15-20 pounds

216321  Mad Collager: At least one vehicle using this road was very effishient.

216357  Tacorleone: Goat at home, hold the phone

216304  Science: What kind of chip you got in there - a Dorito?

216308  Science: @Nope: But not doorknobs. They were invented in 1878. Therefore, the parents couldn't figure out how to get into the room and had to break the door down.

216313  Science: IS that like a boy band?

216322  Prostata: Jaws, Lester the Molester, Slow Larry, and The Slug.

216345  Science: @WTF: Morticia, actually.

216346  Mad Collager: Servicing the lower gearbox requires a whole clutch of mechanics.

216349  Mad Collager: He just negotiated the most difficult course yet.

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216140 Robespierre: Hell of a posse you got there.

216098 addend: "The good news is that we didn't find any polyps..."

216191 Rev80: Finally, a public park with spooning practice equipment

216141 Rev80: Don't use that hydrant.. It's full of Super Mario Brothers Rule34 images..

216273 Teechur: @fanny @boozer Oh, yeah, they do! My 16 y-o daughter finds hers every now and then and plays all kinds of music on it for a couple of weeks. Then it gets "lost" again.

216224 Science: Private Johnson lost his penis in a tragic backblast accident today...

216299 zrj235: if you eat a little baking soda or antacid when you take amphetamines, it can make them absorb better

216143 wolfpk: Now that's what I call a salad! Where do you get it?

216231 binglesnort: "Lisa's casting spells at an eighth grade level, you've sinned against nature"

216237 wolfpk: Trying not to puke!



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Score:
609
 
 fanny: return #193139
 trelyate: worth two in the bush
 Unicorn: I would vote for this bird.
 hearsegirl: baby swallow
 fanny: @SomeCanadian you know what they say, the early bird gets the joke ;)
 Firm Buttocks: Great Scott (chirp)
 SomeCanadian: @fanny Dammit. Beat me to the joke.
 Zukero: Do it a favor. Squeeze harder.
 fanny: Birdie Sanders
 Fiasco: Morty, something's gone wrong Morty! Morty I'm a *retch* I'm a goddamn bird, Morty!
 LaeMi: Mad-scientist bird
Image 138590   10-18-16   Uploaded by    conner
Score:
378
 
 whiplash: "Yes, come on, little fishies, hop right in the fish bowl...and then I've GOT you!"
 hearsegirl: omfg dump the fishbowl mosquito breeding experiment!!
 SomeCanadian: He's stalking Birdy Sanders, above.
 Firm Buttocks: I AM A LION
 LaeMi: This is actually a good example of how fur coloration can visually confuse predators/prey.
Image 138589   10-18-16   Uploaded by    Clim Tinties
Score:
347
 
 whiplash: Nice snug kilt, you look like you were sporran into it.
 redmonkey3: @Butcherboy - reports vary
 Hiddentigerma: @Butcherboy Kilts are skirts for men.
 Butcherboy: is anything worn underneath? or is it all in like new condition
 WTF: Wrecked 'em?
 Jennerator: Then I came to my senses and put on regular pants
 Knice: That username!
Image 138588   10-18-16   Uploaded by    celtic
Score:
309
 
 Hyphae: Walt-bird White?
 Misanthrope: but i want a swearing parrot!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @SomeCanadian nice
 Thyming: I didn't know Parrots could produce meth.
 SomeCanadian: @ThoughtlessGentleman Breaking Bird?
 whiplash: Breaking Bad Habits in Parrots...with Carrots.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Im picturing parrots making meth now.
 Jennerator: I am the one who squawks
 Moldred: Two words: ceiling fan
Image 138587   10-18-16   Uploaded by    sandwiches
Score:
235
 
 Hiddentigerma: @a robot Who is marco rubio? Is he marco polo's brother?
 jochenau: @Peter Pantsless I dunno. It's Japan, so...maybe if you're a schoolgirl?
 Poop Bird: pfft guy can't even spanish
 Peter Pantsless: @jochenau How do they feel about pantslessness there?
 Misanthrope: And Trump is just sitting there, smug as a bug in a rug.
 duckfarts: @Hiddentigerma Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer
 a robot: @Hiddentigerma Ted Cruz is the one who looks like Grandpa Munster and Marco Rubio is the one who looks like Eddie Munster
 Niels Bohr: I'm great at asking questions in Spanish but worthless when it comes to understanding the answers.
 ModelTRex: [angrily] hay mas politica
 jochenau: @Peter Pantsless I moved to another continent and I feel better already.
 WTF: Rubio: "Do the American people really want a candidate who can't find the library?"
 whiplash: Hmm, guess Friendly Spaceship is unfriendly to accents. Make that "Donde esta el bano?"
 whiplash: Come on Ted, you know you never used that phrase in real life. "Dnde esta el bao?" and "Otra cerveza por favor!" are the two most popular Spanish phrases for gringos.
 tib gubb: ted cruz is the one tthat looks like he's wearing ted cruz's face as a mask
 Hiddentigerma: Which one is cruz? I thought that guy was the leader of canada. Crap.
 Peter Pantsless: Bad because the whole thing is a shitshow and I'm pretty much checking out at this point
Image 138586   10-18-16   Uploaded by    Fursona
Score:
592
 
 Firm Buttocks: @San DoDo Should be suspended above his shoulder somehow though
 San DoDo: I like the HD sign
 Radstarboom: It's like that meme on the internet!
Image 138585   10-18-16   Uploaded by    beckybecky
Score:
332
 
 Janston: Your sandwich looks flat and unappealing. I'll take the small child and fries.
 hurr: you really hate the metric system that much? foot long wasn't enough noooooho sir it had to one kid long sub
 ch: mmmmm table fries
 hearsegirl: Abraham! NO! I was only kidding around..
 skillet: Jared, NO!
 SomeCanadian: Rad for the kid's choice of shirt, though.
 redmonkey3: Child is for scale @ sandwich or Sandwich is for scale @ child ? where is the bannanaanana ?
 Jennerator: He's as tall as diabetes
 Hiddentigerma: @LaeMi The Donald Trump cookbook.
 3ravens: @LaeMi seems a bit rare for my taste...
 Firm Buttocks: I can't believe I ate the whole thing
 LaeMi: The final ingredient is ready.
Image 138584   10-18-16   Uploaded by    prospector
Score:
457
 
 Jeannie C: Those eyes look peeled.
 John Singapore: You guys built WHAT while I was underwater? CIVILIZATION??
 SpaceCow: "Did I eat a fish? What fish?"
 astrocreep: Uh, guys, something touched my fin!
 PenguinBartender: Notice how the film on the water forms a seal.
 Firm Buttocks: Caught in the act
Image 138583   10-18-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
756
 
 scribbs: "Who's up for tetherball?"
 John Singapore: "Yeah Jerry, just put it with the rest. It's almost 4:20."
 Air Biscuit: The moon changes size if you shoot at it..
 redmonkey3: Always hoist valuable celestial bodies above the construction site to avoid theft!
 LaeMi: Little higher. Little to the left. No my left. Yes, just there.
Image 138582   10-18-16   Uploaded by    jeffrey
Score:
379
 
 Zampano: i present to you the tricycle of roller skates
 Hiddentigerma: @Mitchell The front of the foot still gets coated in poopy. Just wear stilts.
 SomeCanadian: @Hiddentigerma What about fashion conscious cowboys?
 ModelTRex: @Hiddentigerma This is model-dinsosaurist.
 matos: oh come on @RiderFan let a lady wear fishnets if she likes. For that matter, let a man wear fishnets too. I lived through the 90s too.
 duckfarts: @RiderFan what if you're fishing for compliments
 SpaceCow: I am way too amused that the front it a proper skate truck while the back is clearly just a piano caster.
 Mitchell: @Hiddentigerma also, they were for walking around unpaved streets before sewer systems to avoid stepping in crap.
 Hiddentigerma: @ModelTRex Toy dinosaurs don't wear shoes.
 ModelTRex: @Hiddentigerma Because they make my calves look FABULOUS!
 RiderFan: High heels are one thing, but fishnets? They belong on boats, not people.
 Hiddentigerma: @SomeCanadian Cowboys are cooler than fashion conscious people.
 SomeCanadian: @Hiddentigerma They were originally designed for horse riders to tuck into the stirrup. Cowboy boots still retain a small heel for that functionality.
 Hiddentigerma: Why are high heels even a thing?
 LaeMi: And you thought the old ones were ankle-breakers!
Image 138581   10-18-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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