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237954  Sadbot: Load-bearing valves

237219  carpwoman: Why's he just standing there? I smell a set-up....

237864  SuedeOxford: The hero Hai Phong deserves.

88403  carpwoman: I haven'y gotten any swag in a very long time.

88403  carpwoman: I haven'y gotten any swag in a very long time.

237949  Slerzy: I lived in Texas for a while and I assure you, this is what they believe. Silly Texans, always talking about seceding and whatnot XD

237950  carpwoman: @Sadbot - I don't go near Reddit.

237946  kazzy94: That car isn't old enough to have been around for most of those stickers.

237950  Slerzy: Sick

237930  carpwoman: Not a house cat. Look at the pupils.

237950  Sadbot: @carpwoman We're both wrong, it was Reddit. I guess Stormfronters are working on overtaking goons for the title of "least hygienic people"

237936  carpwoman: I bet that would feel nice you know, like in August....

237938  carpwoman: Riiiiiiiiiight......

237943  carpwoman: @Ulillillia - My first thought, too.

237944  carpwoman: Slack in the heed.

237945  carpwoman: Timely.

237950  carpwoman: @Sadbot - Wasn't that here? I saw it, too.

237947  a robot: We need a Mascot costume for every holiday, like these things:…

237950  Sadbot: I vaguely recall some horrific goon story about how he thought every family kept an old steak knife by the toilet for the big ones, and was unpleasantly slapped in the face by reality when he unloaded at a friend/girlfriend's place. Humans are disgusting.

237951  sparename: Furry cake

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237763 some guy : What am I supposed to be seeing here? What should I notice about this?? I could really use a graphic aide.

237857 Mr. Shine: @glenalec classic Lassie.

237727 glenalec: Well, if you can't control your vehicle properly....

237697 trelyate: "shit, I left my weed in the glove department"

237873 Ulillillia: The Olympics only they give out laptops instead of medals

237928 Robespierre: Hoy-hoy...

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237737 Mr. Shine: @charlemagne I don't believe so. During Sealand's Civil War, the German government negotiated for the return of the only P.O.W., and paid a hefty fee for his release.

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 fanny: return #193139
 trelyate: worth two in the bush
 Unicorn: I would vote for this bird.
 hearsegirl: baby swallow
 fanny: @SomeCanadian you know what they say, the early bird gets the joke ;)
 Firm Buttocks: Great Scott (chirp)
 SomeCanadian: @fanny Dammit. Beat me to the joke.
 Zukero: Do it a favor. Squeeze harder.
 fanny: Birdie Sanders
 Fiasco: Morty, something's gone wrong Morty! Morty I'm a *retch* I'm a goddamn bird, Morty!
 LaeMi: Mad-scientist bird
Image 138590   10-18-16   Uploaded by    conner
 whiplash: "Yes, come on, little fishies, hop right in the fish bowl...and then I've GOT you!"
 hearsegirl: omfg dump the fishbowl mosquito breeding experiment!!
 SomeCanadian: He's stalking Birdy Sanders, above.
 Firm Buttocks: I AM A LION
 LaeMi: This is actually a good example of how fur coloration can visually confuse predators/prey.
Image 138589   10-18-16   Uploaded by    Clim Tinties
 whiplash: Nice snug kilt, you look like you were sporran into it.
 redmonkey3: @Butcherboy - reports vary
 Hiddentigerma: @Butcherboy Kilts are skirts for men.
 Butcherboy: is anything worn underneath? or is it all in like new condition
 WTF: Wrecked 'em?
 Jennerator: Then I came to my senses and put on regular pants
 Knice: That username!
Image 138588   10-18-16   Uploaded by    celtic
 Hyphae: Walt-bird White?
 Misanthrope: but i want a swearing parrot!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @SomeCanadian nice
 Thyming: I didn't know Parrots could produce meth.
 SomeCanadian: @ThoughtlessGentleman Breaking Bird?
 whiplash: Breaking Bad Habits in Parrots...with Carrots.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Im picturing parrots making meth now.
 Jennerator: I am the one who squawks
 Moldred: Two words: ceiling fan
Image 138587   10-18-16   Uploaded by    sandwiches
 Hiddentigerma: @a robot Who is marco rubio? Is he marco polo's brother?
 jochenau: @Peter Pantsless I dunno. It's Japan, so...maybe if you're a schoolgirl?
 Poop Bird: pfft guy can't even spanish
 Peter Pantsless: @jochenau How do they feel about pantslessness there?
 Misanthrope: And Trump is just sitting there, smug as a bug in a rug.
 duckfarts: @Hiddentigerma Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer
 a robot: @Hiddentigerma Ted Cruz is the one who looks like Grandpa Munster and Marco Rubio is the one who looks like Eddie Munster
 Niels Bohr: I'm great at asking questions in Spanish but worthless when it comes to understanding the answers.
 ModelTRex: [angrily] hay mas politica
 jochenau: @Peter Pantsless I moved to another continent and I feel better already.
 WTF: Rubio: "Do the American people really want a candidate who can't find the library?"
 whiplash: Hmm, guess Friendly Spaceship is unfriendly to accents. Make that "Donde esta el bano?"
 whiplash: Come on Ted, you know you never used that phrase in real life. "Dnde esta el bao?" and "Otra cerveza por favor!" are the two most popular Spanish phrases for gringos.
 tib gubb: ted cruz is the one tthat looks like he's wearing ted cruz's face as a mask
 Hiddentigerma: Which one is cruz? I thought that guy was the leader of canada. Crap.
 Peter Pantsless: Bad because the whole thing is a shitshow and I'm pretty much checking out at this point
Image 138586   10-18-16   Uploaded by    Fursona
 Firm Buttocks: @San DoDo Should be suspended above his shoulder somehow though
 San DoDo: I like the HD sign
 Radstarboom: It's like that meme on the internet!
Image 138585   10-18-16   Uploaded by    beckybecky
 Janston: Your sandwich looks flat and unappealing. I'll take the small child and fries.
 hurr: you really hate the metric system that much? foot long wasn't enough noooooho sir it had to one kid long sub
 ch: mmmmm table fries
 hearsegirl: Abraham! NO! I was only kidding around..
 skillet: Jared, NO!
 SomeCanadian: Rad for the kid's choice of shirt, though.
 redmonkey3: Child is for scale @ sandwich or Sandwich is for scale @ child ? where is the bannanaanana ?
 Jennerator: He's as tall as diabetes
 Hiddentigerma: @LaeMi The Donald Trump cookbook.
 3ravens: @LaeMi seems a bit rare for my taste...
 Firm Buttocks: I can't believe I ate the whole thing
 LaeMi: The final ingredient is ready.
Image 138584   10-18-16   Uploaded by    prospector
 Jeannie C: Those eyes look peeled.
 John Singapore: You guys built WHAT while I was underwater? CIVILIZATION??
 SpaceCow: "Did I eat a fish? What fish?"
 astrocreep: Uh, guys, something touched my fin!
 PenguinBartender: Notice how the film on the water forms a seal.
 Firm Buttocks: Caught in the act
Image 138583   10-18-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 scribbs: "Who's up for tetherball?"
 John Singapore: "Yeah Jerry, just put it with the rest. It's almost 4:20."
 Air Biscuit: The moon changes size if you shoot at it..
 redmonkey3: Always hoist valuable celestial bodies above the construction site to avoid theft!
 LaeMi: Little higher. Little to the left. No my left. Yes, just there.
Image 138582   10-18-16   Uploaded by    jeffrey
 Zampano: i present to you the tricycle of roller skates
 Hiddentigerma: @Mitchell The front of the foot still gets coated in poopy. Just wear stilts.
 SomeCanadian: @Hiddentigerma What about fashion conscious cowboys?
 ModelTRex: @Hiddentigerma This is model-dinsosaurist.
 matos: oh come on @RiderFan let a lady wear fishnets if she likes. For that matter, let a man wear fishnets too. I lived through the 90s too.
 duckfarts: @RiderFan what if you're fishing for compliments
 SpaceCow: I am way too amused that the front it a proper skate truck while the back is clearly just a piano caster.
 Mitchell: @Hiddentigerma also, they were for walking around unpaved streets before sewer systems to avoid stepping in crap.
 Hiddentigerma: @ModelTRex Toy dinosaurs don't wear shoes.
 ModelTRex: @Hiddentigerma Because they make my calves look FABULOUS!
 RiderFan: High heels are one thing, but fishnets? They belong on boats, not people.
 Hiddentigerma: @SomeCanadian Cowboys are cooler than fashion conscious people.
 SomeCanadian: @Hiddentigerma They were originally designed for horse riders to tuck into the stirrup. Cowboy boots still retain a small heel for that functionality.
 Hiddentigerma: Why are high heels even a thing?
 LaeMi: And you thought the old ones were ankle-breakers!
Image 138581   10-18-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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