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249591  Skinr: General Boy's secret plan for world domination!

249597  addend: @Warrax (Jimmy dies.)

249599  addend: (Quits smoking.)

249598  Skinr: I see LuxusLurch is having a nice Memorial Day weekend.

249602  addend: Relax that fist and pet the kitty.

249600  Sadbot: Owls seem cool, where can I get one for my dog?

249596  WannaBee: Looks like a giant unicorn mouse.

249587  a robot: How meta.

249588  a robot: Looks a lot like @carpwoman's kitty! #189916

249603  Knice: Take that, creationists.

249594  a robot: @Sadbot I think every time this picture is posted we have the same conversation about Colfax being a great place to get intoxicated and make bad decisions ;)

249594  Sadbot: @Hyphae Even better, Denver

249610  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

249599  WannaBee: Second hand smoke is ok?

249597  Warrax: Hmm... where was that well again?

249571  some guy : 5 pushups and dicks out!

249594  Hyphae: @Sadbot ? Boulder?

249598  jochenau: Typical, he eats three cheeseburgers then drinks a *diet* pepsi.

249596  Hyphae: We get it, you like to have your photo taken while you consume errant souls for sustenance while they are distracted discussing matters of the night with the aura of the street light

249596  Nope: We get it, the glorious nuclear hellfire will destroy us all

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249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249509 a sedated moose: I hate when there's poop on the toilet.

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?



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Score:
211
 
 whiplash: When I eat catfood I use a regular fork so I can pretend I'm eating rich-people food.
 Janston: Looks more like a cat food spork to me.
 jochenau: Not pictured: cat food chopsticks
 werterland: Thank goodness. My cat is so tired of having to stick his face into his food like some sort of ANIMAL.
 fakeusername: cats can't use forks they don't have thumbs
 Amy Housewine: Cats demand four prongs at least.
 PenguinBartender: "I don't know Sandra. I've got the kitty sweater, the kitty earband, the kitty watch, and even kitty socks? What other cat products can I buy to make sure everyone knows I'm single and desperate?"
 Micro Jackson: If I could afford $2 for a dumb fork, I wouldn't be eating cat food all the time
 SpaceCow: "How can we sell stuff to a cat owner and get their pet to scratch them more?" "What if we made flatware and convinced them to try and feed them like children." "Gold, Jerry, pure gold!"
 Knice: Practical solutions for every-day problems.
Image 138440   10-17-16   Uploaded by    bigjim
Score:
343
 
 Flirb Dampumple: @Borkf it is a contemporary photo
 jochenau: The reason the Great Pumpkin never showed up is because it had an equipment failure while flying over Japan and crashed into the sea.
 Borkf: @SomeCanadian They still dive like that today, although the colours on this photo do look rather 60s.
 SomeCanadian: Japanese pearl divers, circa 1960s.
Image 138439   10-17-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
Score:
592
 
 hearsegirl: this proves the moon landing was a hoax
 ClockworkJackalope: Damn dirty apes
 a sedated moose: @sparename this kills the space cowboy.
 sparename: Jamiroquai alert
 ch: you see i've been through the desert on a horse with no name it feels good to get out of orbit
Image 138438   10-17-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
Score:
565
 
 KL1NGON: They'll sure lighten your load of filthy money.
 Fett4life: Don't worry church, I'll kill myself.
 PenguinBartender: "No worries in heaven friend! Here, have some punch."
 fumbduck: What are you gonna do? Kill me with worry?
 SomeCanadian: Syntatical ambiguity is the best ambiguity.
 Yttermayn : Yes, crippling guilt is much better.
 Knice: This kills the worrier.
Image 138437   10-17-16   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
Score:
384
 
 KL1NGON: Disney Pyongyang, run by the more evil version of Eric Cartman.
 Albo Grungus: Deadlyland
 LancesLeftNut: Creepy as shit.
 tamarindo: Wonderland Amusement Park in Beijing, China.
 LaeMi: Early stages of a Disney infestation.
Image 138436   10-17-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
942
 
 a sedated moose: @SomeCanadian he told me that would happen.
 Air Biscuit: Men who stare at goats was a good movie.
 Fett4life: Second City!
 Micro Jackson: Goatbusters!
 SomeCanadian: @a sedated moose No one believes you, though.
 cenecia: Bill Murray IS a GOAT. Greatest Of All Time
 Coolguy: Sorry Bill. You are a great human being but... go Dodgers!
 Amy Housewine: The fella behind your left shoulder looks like he has his doubts. He suspects that you may, in fact, be afraid of No Goats.
 a sedated moose: Bill Murray is a treasure. He ate one of my fries once, believe it or not.
Image 138435   10-17-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
540
 
 Knice: Return flight: #138718
 jochenau: It's the classic game of Fish Head-Lettuce-Chicken: fish head beats lettuce, lettuce beats chicken, chicken beats fish head.
 Micro Jackson: Is it done cooking? I'm hungry
 SomeCanadian: Pooping, back and forth, forever.
 hearsegirl: turkey salad toss
 Side Boob: tubfish
 ch: bone apetit
 ch: this is sexual nsfw hot #hot
 Coolguy: Stop playing with your food
 Fiasco: Deeptrout
 Skinr: they don't call him Big Mouth Billy for nothing
 Knice: What that trout do
Image 138434   10-17-16   Uploaded by    falling
Score:
340
 
 petepuma: treehouse of horrors
 SpaceCow: They laughed when I made my outhouse out of Impervium but who's laughing now Steve!
 Skaalar: Strongest rest stop in the Andes! BURT! The best of them aaaaaaaaaaallll
Image 138433   10-17-16   Uploaded by    Whatever
Score:
553
 
 Knice: Return flight: #157220
 Hiddentigerma: A show about a man who is in love with bees? Someone tell harry partridge.
 ModelTRex: That explains why my wife gets so mad when I call her a bee-yotch.
 Janston: Boy, that IS fun.
 SomeCanadian: Being reincarnaed as a swarm of bees seems pretty sweet.
 ch: Obvious Plant / LiartownUSA
 Coolguy: Bees in the trap and what not
 Skinr: the spiritual successor of "My Mother the Car"
 Skaalar: Oh thank god. Those red spots were just bee stings...
 tib gubb: is your girlfriend bees?
 Knice: What a B.
Image 138432   10-17-16   Uploaded by    Mern Trulbo
Score:
509
 
 Jaktai: Uh oh. I shouldn't have had seconds.
 scribbs: "There was nothing wrong with that pizza. The salt level was 10% less than the lethal dose!"
 lizzz: I really don't mind getting a zero on this one! It's uglier than a hatful of assholes in every way possible.
 petepuma: This kills the Peyton Manning
 Teechur: The push for a $15/hour minimum wage is getting some resistance.
 Janston: Papa Bot's: Better Robotics, Better Pizza
 SomeCanadian: It is programmed with 0.64% more love than the leading compeditor.
 ch: Your robot pizza is delivered by autonomous car to your house where it is automatically composted by your new net-enabled trash compactor
 Coolguy: Love that fresh plastic flavoring
 a sedated moose: It doesn't shovel the pizza directly into my face-hole? 3/10.
 Knice: Leaked picture of @a robot and @Pizza hooking up at Aggro-con.
 tib gubb: madness
Image 138431   10-17-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
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