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272632  Kaviri: Thank goodness they told us the original show Rainn was in, how else would we have known?

272630  sparename: Fuck your Roadkill Recipes, we have a Birdstrike Buffet Bar

272611  SuedeOxford: This road was renamed because they got tired of tourists goofing around. One can still go to Shepshed to visit Butthole Lane, though.

272621  Seven Eight Nine: Call my lawyer, I'm about to get paid.

272493  Spazstatic: @Fiveninety I've never seen a US hundred dollar bill with the number on the side like that and so I didn't think it was (all) USD.

272630  ignatz: Lightly overkilled on both sides please..

272630  SuedeOxford: Arby's freaked out when he made the RB211Burger, so he had to make the PW2000Burger instead.

272639  nanananana: You shouldn't bring prose to a poetry fight

272639  violentwrath: Force them into a sonnet-format. No one can escape.

272639  maura: Gonna punch you in the face, you big disgrace, gonna smear your face all over the place.

272639  Slickbrew: Use the element of surprose.

272539  Spazstatic: Purple.

272636  Knice: Nope.

272638  dorian: If only Siri remembered previous questions and answers to contextualise future answers.

272626  hajjpodge: @Prostata Well that's no good. I like to take jabs at furries and other internet fandoms but transphobia is absolutely unacceptable.

272626  Side Boob: Stay weird, Portland!

272540  a sedated moose: @Science isn't that the critter what makes the shit-coffee?

272619  hajjpodge: There are only enough loops for one of us, brother.

272626  Prostata: the article in question is thinly veiled transphobia published in 2016 around the time the "bathroom bills" were being debated. so lets just not go there.

272600  hajjpodge: Fisto: "Assume the position."

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Score:
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 whiplash: When I eat catfood I use a regular fork so I can pretend I'm eating rich-people food.
 Janston: Looks more like a cat food spork to me.
 Booty Kicker: Not pictured: cat food chopsticks
 werterland: Thank goodness. My cat is so tired of having to stick his face into his food like some sort of ANIMAL.
 fakeusername: cats can't use forks they don't have thumbs
 Amy Housewine: Cats demand four prongs at least.
 PenguinBartender: "I don't know Sandra. I've got the kitty sweater, the kitty earband, the kitty watch, and even kitty socks? What other cat products can I buy to make sure everyone knows I'm single and desperate?"
 Micro Jackson: If I could afford $2 for a dumb fork, I wouldn't be eating cat food all the time
 SpaceCow: "How can we sell stuff to a cat owner and get their pet to scratch them more?" "What if we made flatware and convinced them to try and feed them like children." "Gold, Jerry, pure gold!"
 Knice: Practical solutions for every-day problems.
Image 138440   10-17-16   Uploaded by    bigjim
Score:
343
 
 Flirb Dampumple: @Borkf it is a contemporary photo
 arctic fox: The reason the Great Pumpkin never showed up is because it had an equipment failure while flying over Japan and crashed into the sea.
 Borkf: @SomeCanadian They still dive like that today, although the colours on this photo do look rather 60s.
 SomeCanadian: Japanese pearl divers, circa 1960s.
Image 138439   10-17-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
Score:
592
 
 hearsegirl: this proves the moon landing was a hoax
 ClockworkJackalope: Damn dirty apes
 a sedated moose: @sparename this kills the space cowboy.
 sparename: Jamiroquai alert
 ch: you see i've been through the desert on a horse with no name it feels good to get out of orbit
Image 138438   10-17-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
Score:
565
 
 KL1NGON: They'll sure lighten your load of filthy money.
 Fett4life: Don't worry church, I'll kill myself.
 PenguinBartender: "No worries in heaven friend! Here, have some punch."
 fumbduck: What are you gonna do? Kill me with worry?
 SomeCanadian: Syntatical ambiguity is the best ambiguity.
 Yttermayn : Yes, crippling guilt is much better.
 Knice: This kills the worrier.
Image 138437   10-17-16   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
Score:
384
 
 KL1NGON: Disney Pyongyang, run by the more evil version of Eric Cartman.
 Albo Grungus: Deadlyland
 LancesLeftNut: Creepy as shit.
 tamarindo: Wonderland Amusement Park in Beijing, China.
 LaeMi: Early stages of a Disney infestation.
Image 138436   10-17-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
942
 
 a sedated moose: @SomeCanadian he told me that would happen.
 Air Biscuit: Men who stare at goats was a good movie.
 Fett4life: Second City!
 Micro Jackson: Goatbusters!
 SomeCanadian: @a sedated moose No one believes you, though.
 cenecia: Bill Murray IS a GOAT. Greatest Of All Time
 Coolguy: Sorry Bill. You are a great human being but... go Dodgers!
 Amy Housewine: The fella behind your left shoulder looks like he has his doubts. He suspects that you may, in fact, be afraid of No Goats.
 a sedated moose: Bill Murray is a treasure. He ate one of my fries once, believe it or not.
Image 138435   10-17-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
540
 
 Knice: Return flight: #138718
 SurfNTurf: It's the classic game of Fish Head-Lettuce-Chicken: fish head beats lettuce, lettuce beats chicken, chicken beats fish head.
 Micro Jackson: Is it done cooking? I'm hungry
 SomeCanadian: Pooping, back and forth, forever.
 hearsegirl: turkey salad toss
 Side Boob: tubfish
 ch: bone apetit
 ch: this is sexual nsfw hot #hot
 Coolguy: Stop playing with your food
 Fiasco: Deeptrout
 Skinr: they don't call him Big Mouth Billy for nothing
 Knice: What that trout do
Image 138434   10-17-16   Uploaded by    falling
Score:
340
 
 petepuma: treehouse of horrors
 SpaceCow: They laughed when I made my outhouse out of Impervium but who's laughing now Steve!
 Skaalar: Strongest rest stop in the Andes! BURT! The best of them aaaaaaaaaaallll
Image 138433   10-17-16   Uploaded by    Whatever
Score:
553
 
 Knice: Return flight: #157220
 Hiddentigerma: A show about a man who is in love with bees? Someone tell harry partridge.
 ModelTRex: That explains why my wife gets so mad when I call her a bee-yotch.
 Janston: Boy, that IS fun.
 SomeCanadian: Being reincarnaed as a swarm of bees seems pretty sweet.
 ch: Obvious Plant / LiartownUSA
 Coolguy: Bees in the trap and what not
 Skinr: the spiritual successor of "My Mother the Car"
 Skaalar: Oh thank god. Those red spots were just bee stings...
 tib gubb: is your girlfriend bees?
 Knice: What a B.
Image 138432   10-17-16   Uploaded by    Mern Trulbo
Score:
509
 
 Jaktai: Uh oh. I shouldn't have had seconds.
 scribbs: "There was nothing wrong with that pizza. The salt level was 10% less than the lethal dose!"
 lizzz: I really don't mind getting a zero on this one! It's uglier than a hatful of assholes in every way possible.
 petepuma: This kills the Peyton Manning
 Teechur: The push for a $15/hour minimum wage is getting some resistance.
 Janston: Papa Bot's: Better Robotics, Better Pizza
 SomeCanadian: It is programmed with 0.64% more love than the leading compeditor.
 ch: Your robot pizza is delivered by autonomous car to your house where it is automatically composted by your new net-enabled trash compactor
 Coolguy: Love that fresh plastic flavoring
 a sedated moose: It doesn't shovel the pizza directly into my face-hole? 3/10.
 Knice: Leaked picture of @a robot and @Pizza hooking up at Aggro-con.
 tib gubb: madness
Image 138431   10-17-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
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