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254026  DrNinjaman: Ain't nobody here but us placentas, doctor

254036  DrNinjaman: She wants the D.

254032  Teechur: He's singin' the greens.

254040  Teechur: If you'd like to interact with the hoomanling, you'll have to wait.

254045  Teechur: dooP

254037  Dr. Bathroom: And how!

254044  ChubbyBuddy: or just stay home and read there

254038  VoR: Rub it some more

253996  Greifer: who's a good boy?! how the fuck shall i know?! can't see shit captn!

253904  mission2mars: what is that supposed to mean @Wooden Spoon

253985  Darmstadtium: @barfolomew It was good, but not brilliant, they tried a little too hard with the unexpected-plot-twist-idea in my opinion

254009  barfolomew: I've got shocking news about Flo Rida.

253968  Bohab: Mighty max?

254039  Not A Bot: First dick in a box, now...

254037  Bohab: They used it as hard as they could

253298  Mr Bleak: It's dice all the way down! Then it all goes a bit quantum.

253301  Mr Bleak: Goooood Morning Vietwoof! Hey, this is not a test. This is rock and roll. Time to rock it from the delta to the DMZ! Is that me, or does that sound like an Elvis Presley movie? Viva Da Nang. Oh, viva, Da Nang. Da Nang me, Da Nang me. Why don't they get a rope and hang me? Hey, is it a little too early for being that loud? Hey, too late. It's 0600 What's the "0" stand for? Oh, my God, it's early.

253302  Mr Bleak: How much is the postage on this?

254023  ThoughtlessGentleman: youre both right. happy?!

254035  AlexDeLarge: Nice try, incels

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253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253767 FireBreathingMarmot: Here in Kansas City, and the Nelson Atkins Museum sends out newsletters with the big title friends of art. Often as not, it looks like this.



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 a robot: @Janston They are kinda like Bert and Ernie
 WaffleIron: @Janston : If anything it's a sign that things are getting better.
 KL1NGON: No wonder he spends so much time at Moe's.
 petepuma: aw nuts
 Janston: Is it weird that when I was a child I thought Carl and Lenny lived together?
 SomeCanadian: @Pizza This looks like my apartment.
 ch: same
 hearsegirl: i'm fine
 Pizza: "Please don't tell anyone how I live!"
 tib gubb: please don't tell people how i live
Image 138429   10-17-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
538
 
 Hiddentigerma: @LogicKitty It's more suprising the english ones aren't in a huge line.
 scribbs: @LogicKitty Unusual maybe. I've seen this before and always thought it said something good about Japanese people/culture, even if it was that the first two dots were in a "row" by chance and everybody followed along because it was funny.
 Mr. Butt: They're all British dots. They colonized.
 LogicKitty: Is it weird that Japan's are so organized?
 FatTigerWoods: Connect the Canadian dots and it spells "Sorry"
 WTF: "No, not that Europe. The other Europe!"
 Knice: Those users should upload and comment more.
 ignatz: not really following the tategaki form..
Image 138428   10-17-16   Uploaded by    flowers
Score:
699
 
 scribbs: Fact: putting your face in there will not end well.
 LogicKitty: Lava is so awesome
 SomeCanadian: Yeah, my bowl looks like that too after Taco Bell.
 Skaalar: We can't stop here! This is fire-elemental country!
 A duck: Wow if real
Image 138427   10-17-16   Uploaded by    5 Headed Snake God
Score:
653
 
 Pizza: I actually used to do this with my fingers when I was in school.
 Janston: @Mad Collager so they have a good track record?
 Micro Jackson: Knuckleheads
 Mad Collager: These guys excel in track and feel.
Image 138426   10-17-16   Uploaded by    gary
Score:
565
 
 scribbs: Arguably the happiest dog in the world at that moment.
 hearsegirl: Pheasant: This is fine
 Butcherboy: The duck hunt live action movie coming along nicely
Image 138425   10-17-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
Score:
197
 
 Pizza: Anything can burn you if you're careless enough.
 ModelTRex: "I put my arm on a hot metal arrow, why?"
 SpaceCow: Oh yeah, that was hot.
 A duck: Son, you've got a penis on your arm.
 ping: Going up?
Image 138424   10-17-16   Uploaded by    On Spec
Score:
334
 
 Entertainmentalist: LGBT Safe Zone Jesus.
 petepuma: Jesus Christ
 hearsegirl: JESUS IS THE ILLUMINATI!!
 Skinr: well, He's got the beard and the hair of a prog rocker
 ping: Going down?
 TFChicken: There's a prog rock album cover behind me, isn't there?
Image 138423   10-17-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
271
 
 guest: Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man.
 LancesLeftNut: That's what she said...
 DarkTeddy: Pressing far too hard
Image 138422   10-17-16   Uploaded by    duckybox
Score:
429
 
 Pizza: A girl is no one.
 Beef Supreme: Reminds me of Doctor Who.
 Ukulelemike: A gift from my former boyfriends and husbands.
 Disembodiedfoot: Edwina Gein
 Knice: Her distinct markings confuse would-be predators, allowing her escape when they strike non-lethal targets.
 sparename: Facecloak
 Scoo: Honey, put on some faces, it's chilly out there, you don't want to catch your death of cold
Image 138421   10-17-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
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 BlarfyB: Honey, where's the dog?
 scribbs: @Bert Bertbert Burn!
 KL1NGON: Probably the closest thing to a back yard this poor dog has.
 Borkf: @Micro Jackson Dog eggs are not for hatching.
 Micro Jackson: Hatching some pups
 SomeCanadian: Don't judge me.
 mike58: Master of camoflauge
 Bert Bertbert: @CastleBravo literally any number of cats? Ha take that cat people!
 Scoo: @CastleBravo Worth one in a grass skirt?
 CastleBravo: A dog in the bush is worth.....wait, I had something for this....
Image 138420   10-17-16   Uploaded by    Vault Dweller
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