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262800  ignatz: *sigh* recycled trees

120649  Mr. Angry: just for a second i thought one of the geese was standing on the other one.

262792  Mexico: And I thought the anticipation would kill me!

120536  Mr. Angry: "...Ms. Frizzle, are we going to learn anything about fast food today? Ms. Frizzle?..."

262784  VoR: It's OK. I suited up earlier.

262799  mission2mars: Wooo Morgantown

262780  Off Topic: @Rocktor Dockward I know your secret.

262782  Whatever: Voldemort and his grandnephew Donnie Trump in the days of yore

262785  Whatever: Where lurks the Lorax?

262776  Not A Bot: That kid must have a huge cock to land a fly honey with an ass like dat!

262785  sparename: Mr Mimoggy

262786  sparename: This clownfish looks funny

262631  Porm Munties: me also @Air Biscuit

262773  Robespierre: Is that glitter? Please, tell me that's not glitter.

262795  Peter Pantsless: I can see your pepperoni!

262782  Robespierre: Older than the WebNets, this image is.

262785  CaptainCatbreath: I want to be told that it knows Kung Fu.

262744  Robespierre: @Science Well, THAT's rather irresponsible of them. Of course, "they" will never have to live with the consequences ... more than sorta like ignoring global warming.

262782  raditzu: @Dr Awkward ummm, baby? i thought it was her/his meal...

262762  Science: @Dr Awkward: It's only about ejaculation if you understand the Internet. You mom and her friend are completely innocent and, therefore, safe.

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262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262570 dangerkeith3000: Tom wanted to be everyone's friend.

262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

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 Eleftheros: @duckfarts it was your father's, he hid it in is ass. And now it is yours.
 SomeCanadian: @duckfarts Delivery by duck shit is catching on in Europe.
 elmstreet: That's a really neat box.
 duckfarts: geez, they could've just saved all this packaging if they just put it in my butt
 Scoo: My first job, there was a "company cellular phone" that had a SIM card the size of a credit card!
 White Rice: It's true: SIM cards are tiny.
Image 138329   10-16-16   Uploaded by    mackdaddy
 PenguinBartender: Wait until Squirrel-Thor finds you, then you'll be sorry Squirrel-Loki.
 VoR: Nuts glued down. Squirrel plotting.
 a robot: That is one gorgeous squirrel.
 NoRagrets: *throws pokeball*
 LaeMi: Deez nuts ... are all mine!!!
Image 138328   10-16-16   Uploaded by    TaintJuice
 Fett4life: Can i has cheezburger? No.
 Skaalar: That... looks almost exactly like the cat I had when I was a kid. Fat bastard got the diabetes.
 SomeCanadian: Bring me Solo and the Wookie. They will all pay for this outrage.
 AverageJoe: Feeeed meeee!
 Teechur: @Jennerator Judging by its shape, pet is at risk.
 Jennerator: pet at own risk
 tamarindo: Cat may have ingested an entire ham. Proceed accordingly.
 SoyUnPerdedor: "c'mere so I can bite and scratch you! Don't make me come and get you!"
 Knice: *tripping hazard
 LaeMi: My downstairs neighbour needs this. Her cat is rather vicious.
Image 138327   10-16-16   Uploaded by    HenryVIII
 cenecia: That's not my flag! I don't know you!
 tamarindo: @Jennerator I do have an urethra! Thank you!
 Jennerator: @tamarindo Look deep within yourself tamarindo, for the answer is there
 tamarindo: @Jennerator I... what? Is that a King of the Hill reference?
 Jennerator: Don't tread on my narrow urethra
 Kidneythief: Dang it Bobby!
Image 138326   10-16-16   Uploaded by    Rent A Dog
 WaffleIron: Through early morning fog I see, visions of the things to be.
 SpaceCow: "This is pupper traffic, reporting live!"
 Scoo: Borkfcopter!
 guest: crack a window and i bet the dog will be more interested. i don't think they're that visual
 SoyUnPerdedor: Dogg is my copilot
Image 138325   10-16-16   Uploaded by    catsanddogs
 AverageJoe: I'm happy enough being a manchild
 Noremak: @Scoo Training is good stuff. Might even save your life if it's something dangerous. I was teachin a buddy of mine how to take apart a 1911 pistol. Ended up hitting himself in the face with the recoil spring.
 Scoo: Upshot, I think 'training' is often overrated
 Scoo: My boss will often say "I need you to do XYZ, talk to so-and-so about it, they got training on it recently." And I think, "I'm so glad they took a class, but I've been actually -doing- XYZ in the real world for the past 10+ years, asshole!"
Image 138324   10-16-16   Uploaded by    killme
 ClockworkJackalope: Oh, you!
 Farnarkel: This traffic is a bitch
 Farnarkel: This traffic is a bitch
 Coolguy: @duckfarts nope, but I got brown poop-on my shoe...
 duckfarts: @johnnyRoboto pardon me, do you have any grey poop-on?
 johnnyRoboto: pardon me, do you have any grey poupon?
 Jennerator: Aw c'mon man cut me a break
Image 138323   10-16-16   Uploaded by    Kevin II
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 Jayfu: @Nope Yeah, except it's only water RESISTANT. If you leave it fully submerged, it still dies
 Teechur: Does he end up in the Ministry of Magic?
 duckfarts: @Scoo you're missing some important features
 Scoo: Good thing I only carry a Goddamn Phone, not a Fucking Phone
 Derp Herpigan: toilethorn
 Nope: Dont let this happen to you, the new water proof iphone...
Image 138321   10-16-16   Uploaded by    Sparkplug
 The Dog Dies: # when you wish upon some acid #
 duckfarts: the more you know
 Nope: peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Image 138320   10-16-16   Uploaded by    Borm Pumpies
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