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272568  tib gubb: i'd hire him

272551  tib gubb: no time like the present... to partay

272554  tib gubb: first god is dead, now god is fake? make up your mind creepy capitalism mouse

272537  cassette1: takes a selfie

272556  Dr. Bathroom: The biker's name is tiny.

272564  Yam: mlem

272564  Shay: A pigoat.

272558  Shay: Fuckin' A!

272471  Shay: Vroom, vroom!

272479  Shay: I hate to say it, but I'm going with Adolf Hitler School For Friendship and Tolerance

272488  Shay: @Mr Bleak Tums.

272379  mwoody: Found the rest. NSFW.

272492  Shay: Who do you think I am? Spider-Man?

272572  NoOneImportant: That is an awesome picture! You took it at the perfect moment. Also awww

272496  Shay: @charlemagne Just found out I'm 15% Welsh, so I'm covered.

272539  Nothing:

272546  Shay: My god, its eyes are turquoise.

272511  Darmstadtium: A job for the rest of your life! That's the joke!

272560  Shay: @square44 The Great Straw Diabetes

272539  Darmstadtium: The power to be always sleepy

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6. addend
7. Shay
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9. Amy Housewine
10. Dr Awkward

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272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272423 Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272155 White Rice: @Science oh no!

272205 Mr Bleak: Anythings a building if you're ...

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

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grizzly uploaded 272443 (826 points)
Side Boob uploaded 272360 (820 points)
confession uploaded 272135 (818 points)
dorian uploaded 272152 (813 points)
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 2. Mexico: 4823 points
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 5. E. HONDA: 2714 points
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 7. dangerkeith3000: 2293 points
 8. Albo Grungus: 1984 points
 9. westerner: 1928 points
10. brutal: 1845 points
11. youshall: 1789 points
12. Surprising: 1715 points
13. Snow Plow: 1602 points
14. NoOneImportant: 1597 points
15. JollyWell: 1585 points
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 Eleftheros: @duckfarts it was your father's, he hid it in is ass. And now it is yours.
 SomeCanadian: @duckfarts Delivery by duck shit is catching on in Europe.
 elmstreet: That's a really neat box.
 duckfarts: geez, they could've just saved all this packaging if they just put it in my butt
 IM AN ASSHOLE: My first job, there was a "company cellular phone" that had a SIM card the size of a credit card!
 White Rice: It's true: SIM cards are tiny.
Image 138329   10-16-16   Uploaded by    mackdaddy
 PenguinBartender: Wait until Squirrel-Thor finds you, then you'll be sorry Squirrel-Loki.
 DOW: Nuts glued down. Squirrel plotting.
 a robot: That is one gorgeous squirrel.
 NoRagrets: *throws pokeball*
 LaeMi: Deez nuts ... are all mine!!!
Image 138328   10-16-16   Uploaded by    TaintJuice
 Fett4life: Can i has cheezburger? No.
 Skaalar: That... looks almost exactly like the cat I had when I was a kid. Fat bastard got the diabetes.
 SomeCanadian: Bring me Solo and the Wookie. They will all pay for this outrage.
 AverageJoe: Feeeed meeee!
 Teechur: @Jennerator Judging by its shape, pet is at risk.
 Jennerator: pet at own risk
 tamarindo: Cat may have ingested an entire ham. Proceed accordingly.
 SoyUnPerdedor: "c'mere so I can bite and scratch you! Don't make me come and get you!"
 Knice: *tripping hazard
 LaeMi: My downstairs neighbour needs this. Her cat is rather vicious.
Image 138327   10-16-16   Uploaded by    HenryVIII
 cenecia: That's not my flag! I don't know you!
 tamarindo: @Jennerator I do have an urethra! Thank you!
 Jennerator: @tamarindo Look deep within yourself tamarindo, for the answer is there
 tamarindo: @Jennerator I... what? Is that a King of the Hill reference?
 Jennerator: Don't tread on my narrow urethra
 Kidneythief: Dang it Bobby!
Image 138326   10-16-16   Uploaded by    Rent A Dog
 WaffleIron: Through early morning fog I see, visions of the things to be.
 SpaceCow: "This is pupper traffic, reporting live!"
 elronhubard: Borkfcopter!
 guest: crack a window and i bet the dog will be more interested. i don't think they're that visual
 SoyUnPerdedor: Dogg is my copilot
Image 138325   10-16-16   Uploaded by    catsanddogs
 AverageJoe: I'm happy enough being a manchild
 Noremak: @Scoo Training is good stuff. Might even save your life if it's something dangerous. I was teachin a buddy of mine how to take apart a 1911 pistol. Ended up hitting himself in the face with the recoil spring.
 tomatosaws: Upshot, I think 'training' is often overrated
 watwatwat: My boss will often say "I need you to do XYZ, talk to so-and-so about it, they got training on it recently." And I think, "I'm so glad they took a class, but I've been actually -doing- XYZ in the real world for the past 10+ years, asshole!"
Image 138324   10-16-16   Uploaded by    killme
 ClockworkJackalope: Oh, you!
 Farnarkel: This traffic is a bitch
 Farnarkel: This traffic is a bitch
 Coolguy: @duckfarts nope, but I got brown poop-on my shoe...
 duckfarts: @johnnyRoboto pardon me, do you have any grey poop-on?
 johnnyRoboto: pardon me, do you have any grey poupon?
 Jennerator: Aw c'mon man cut me a break
Image 138323   10-16-16   Uploaded by    Kevin II
Image 138322 is unbelievably bad (score -17) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Paint Chips. Boo, Paint Chips.
 Jayfu: @Nope Yeah, except it's only water RESISTANT. If you leave it fully submerged, it still dies
 Teechur: Does he end up in the Ministry of Magic?
 duckfarts: @Scoo you're missing some important features
 Jalamunch Totorito: Good thing I only carry a Goddamn Phone, not a Fucking Phone
 Derp Herpigan: toilethorn
 Nope: Dont let this happen to you, the new water proof iphone...
Image 138321   10-16-16   Uploaded by    Sparkplug
 The Dog Dies: # when you wish upon some acid #
 duckfarts: the more you know
 Nope: peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Image 138320   10-16-16   Uploaded by    Borm Pumpies
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