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249637  tib gubb: join us...

249650  tib gubb: the secret ingredient is celery salt... and drugs

249660  tib gubb: so if you're wondering how pooping is handled on the side of a sheer mountain face, here you go

249709  OldKentuckyShark: General Tarkin!

249693  GoGo Robotto: I want a giant and gentle DOG as companion!!!

249696  GoGo Robotto: @Joseph Stupid sexy fucking miata...

249700  grizzly: Likely story! Get a job, you bum!

249689  GoGo Robotto: Just looked it up, yes it's a dwarven planet. In Illinois it's a real planet, though.

249696  Joseph: Now I want to know what happened to that miata

249697  Joseph: This fish is not happy

249698  Air Biscuit: "I aint no scrub! Im on the drivers side of my best friends ride!"

249698  Joseph: This dog is happy

249699  Joseph: This cat is happy

249673  Joseph: This saves the planet, but kills my will to live.

249697  grizzly: Death from above.

249692  Air Biscuit: "E ust umped n ere by mselff. I shwere"

249675  sparename: It's the time of year to play Secret Sanitation

249695  well duh: Squompas

249696  FabricMan: Somewhere, the Emperor is cackling

249696  Shay: Here honey, drink some more Haterade.

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249509 Lunimeow: Be right back, gotta take a me.

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249591 hajjpodge: Start with Cleveland.

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249451 Warrax: The ladies call me stretch nuts.

249635 Vinochet: no left turns in Albania

249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!

249660 tib gubb: so if you're wondering how pooping is handled on the side of a sheer mountain face, here you go

249643 Shay: What's Eating Gilbert's Grape?

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

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 Eleftheros: @duckfarts it was your father's, he hid it in is ass. And now it is yours.
 SomeCanadian: @duckfarts Delivery by duck shit is catching on in Europe.
 jochenau: That's a really neat box.
 duckfarts: geez, they could've just saved all this packaging if they just put it in my butt
 Scoo: My first job, there was a "company cellular phone" that had a SIM card the size of a credit card!
 White Rice: It's true: SIM cards are tiny.
Image 138329   10-16-16   Uploaded by    mackdaddy
 PenguinBartender: Wait until Squirrel-Thor finds you, then you'll be sorry Squirrel-Loki.
 VoR: Nuts glued down. Squirrel plotting.
 a robot: That is one gorgeous squirrel.
 NoRagrets: *throws pokeball*
 LaeMi: Deez nuts ... are all mine!!!
Image 138328   10-16-16   Uploaded by    TaintJuice
 Fett4life: Can i has cheezburger? No.
 Skaalar: That... looks almost exactly like the cat I had when I was a kid. Fat bastard got the diabetes.
 SomeCanadian: Bring me Solo and the Wookie. They will all pay for this outrage.
 AverageJoe: Feeeed meeee!
 Teechur: @Jennerator Judging by its shape, pet is at risk.
 Jennerator: pet at own risk
 tamarindo: Cat may have ingested an entire ham. Proceed accordingly.
 SoyUnPerdedor: "c'mere so I can bite and scratch you! Don't make me come and get you!"
 Knice: *tripping hazard
 LaeMi: My downstairs neighbour needs this. Her cat is rather vicious.
Image 138327   10-16-16   Uploaded by    HenryVIII
 cenecia: That's not my flag! I don't know you!
 tamarindo: @Jennerator I do have an urethra! Thank you!
 Jennerator: @tamarindo Look deep within yourself tamarindo, for the answer is there
 tamarindo: @Jennerator I... what? Is that a King of the Hill reference?
 Jennerator: Don't tread on my narrow urethra
 Kidneythief: Dang it Bobby!
Image 138326   10-16-16   Uploaded by    Rent A Dog
 WaffleIron: Through early morning fog I see, visions of the things to be.
 SpaceCow: "This is pupper traffic, reporting live!"
 Scoo: Borkfcopter!
 guest: crack a window and i bet the dog will be more interested. i don't think they're that visual
 SoyUnPerdedor: Dogg is my copilot
Image 138325   10-16-16   Uploaded by    catsanddogs
 AverageJoe: I'm happy enough being a manchild
 Noremak: @Scoo Training is good stuff. Might even save your life if it's something dangerous. I was teachin a buddy of mine how to take apart a 1911 pistol. Ended up hitting himself in the face with the recoil spring.
 Scoo: Upshot, I think 'training' is often overrated
 Scoo: My boss will often say "I need you to do XYZ, talk to so-and-so about it, they got training on it recently." And I think, "I'm so glad they took a class, but I've been actually -doing- XYZ in the real world for the past 10+ years, asshole!"
Image 138324   10-16-16   Uploaded by    killme
 ClockworkJackalope: Oh, you!
 Farnarkel: This traffic is a bitch
 Farnarkel: This traffic is a bitch
 Coolguy: @duckfarts nope, but I got brown poop-on my shoe...
 duckfarts: @johnnyRoboto pardon me, do you have any grey poop-on?
 johnnyRoboto: pardon me, do you have any grey poupon?
 Jennerator: Aw c'mon man cut me a break
Image 138323   10-16-16   Uploaded by    Kevin II
Image 138322 is unbelievably bad (score -17) and has been hidden.

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 Jayfu: @Nope Yeah, except it's only water RESISTANT. If you leave it fully submerged, it still dies
 Teechur: Does he end up in the Ministry of Magic?
 duckfarts: @Scoo you're missing some important features
 Scoo: Good thing I only carry a Goddamn Phone, not a Fucking Phone
 Derp Herpigan: toilethorn
 Nope: Dont let this happen to you, the new water proof iphone...
Image 138321   10-16-16   Uploaded by    Sparkplug
 jochenau: # when you wish upon some acid #
 duckfarts: the more you know
 Nope: peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Image 138320   10-16-16   Uploaded by    Borm Pumpies
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