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254032  Laree: Gather round, children, for the legend of El Chupanibre.

254029  jochenau: Welcome to Still New Mexico, leaving Also New Mexico

254031  jochenau: @addend That'd be a good book title, I think.

254032  jochenau: Why are there so many songs about rainbows / and what's on the other side?

254041  OldKentuckyShark: Cannibalism? I mean, yeah, I'm not super hungry, but I could eat

254013  addend: *cloaca.

254016  addend: Don't have a clot, man.

254021  addend: @BavidDowie (Ricardo Montalban fakes cough, distracts doctor.)

254027  Sadbot: Yeeee

254027  Sadbot: Yeeee

254024  addend: Not featuring the singular feature of the swan, the elegantly curved neck.

254025  addend: *bad-ass.

253956  m o l e m a n: @Mr. Shine Lolz

254027  addend: "Heyyy, buuuddy."

254031  addend: (Silence at the equator.)

253931  a sedated moose: @Mr. Shine srsly

253994  raditzu: There is nothing ugly spoiling the general beauty of the surrounding.

253996  raditzu: Zatoichi's samurai dog.

254006  raditzu: abbreviation from POp coRN

254008  raditzu: a dick place to live, trust me

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253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

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253732 raditzu: What the hell do you want a virgin for? Have to teach her everything!

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

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253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.



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 scribbs: Challenge accepted.
 whiplash: Signed "A. Monkey"
 Amy Housewine: It is cruel to throw dogs.
Image 138266   10-16-16   Uploaded by    bad tony
Score:
274
 
 scribbs: @3ravens Nice! :-)
 3ravens: @scribbs You'd know, wouldn't you, Grumbleduke?!
 scribbs: With those candles, you're going to summon satin, not Satan.
 midnightmosesuk: Little known fact but the dark one loves hot chocolate. If you want to guarantee his appearance at your sabbat just leave a steaming mug full out for him.
 Kidneythief: The magic bullet is a really shitty blender.
 3ravens: (marshmallows not included)
 3ravens: Light five candles and place them on a circle. Draw a line from each candle to the other. Then, intoning the true name of Hot Chocolate, say you summon him thrice. Warmness and sweet taste will come to you.
Image 138265   10-16-16   Uploaded by    Morn Bumbies
Score:
748
 
 scribbs: I'd like to have that job.
 Knice: All puppered out. :-)
Image 138264   10-16-16   Uploaded by    Dank Means
Score:
338
 
 Skaalar: I didn't know Manbirds could write...
 hajjpodge: Suck my fuck you dickman.
 San DoDo: Don't suck fuck inside
 scribbs: Every driver is going to see that as "fuck suck my," which makes the perp both a vandal and a moron.
 Headoftheclass: fuck suck my what? Tar-covered crack?
 midnightmosesuk: YEAH!
 Kidneythief: I'm glad the Red Hot Chili Peppers decided to change the name of their working title
 skillet: Do what now?
 Scoo: Would you like some making fuck, berserker!
 mrdiron: if I have to...
Image 138263   10-16-16   Uploaded by    electrode
Score:
727
 
 Science: Fully meshed pentagram topology
 Hiddentigerma: @jochenau I know. It was just bad.
 jochenau: @Hiddentigerma It was an Australia joke, m8.
 jochenau: @LaeMi But you have to set up the pentagram upside-down, don't you?
 scribbs: No shit?
 Whatever: Actually it's not that easy
 midnightmosesuk: Don't forget the hot chocolate!
 LaeMi: We use that in Australia for Telstra too.
Image 138262   10-16-16   Uploaded by    waffles
Score:
440
 
 midnightmosesuk: No. Really?
 Nope: Butt pug?
Image 138261   10-16-16   Uploaded by    dragon horn
Image 138260 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by MikeWhiskey. We'll pray for you, MikeWhiskey.
Score:
364
 
 Hiddentigerma: Hot.
 alex: dumb but funny
 scribbs: When you stand in front of a mirror while turned inside out.
 Headoftheclass: Ogres have layers, anus king. Layers...
 San DoDo: They told me I could be anything..
Image 138259   10-16-16   Uploaded by    Natch
Score:
266
 
 trelyate: senor esquelet no gusta el oso
 Scoo: What the doot?
 Amy Housewine: He is dismayed because a bear ate his flesh.
Image 138258   10-16-16   Uploaded by    Sparkplug
Score:
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 Hiddentigerma: @Air Biscuit I know what I said and no. Lasagna isn't bread.
 Air Biscuit: @Hiddentigerma you mean lasagna?
 Hiddentigerma: @Air Biscuit You just fold it in half twice and then cut into pieces and then. Multilayered pizza cake.
 LaeMi: If you don't like the crust, just feed it to the birdh.
 Air Biscuit: Qithout a crust, how do you hold pizza? I bet youre one of those fork and knife pizza eaters.
 Beef Supreme: That bubble at the bottom of the picture looks delicious.
 ch: this kills the pizza
 AverageJoe: I don't know who you are, but I will find you and I will kill you...
 KnowLifer: this seems impractical
Image 138257   10-16-16   Uploaded by    chunk norris
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