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228336  Robespierre: @Matricii The possibilities are endless.

228494  Yurishiro: This isn't even my final form.

228394  Robespierre: "If you want to be like us ... you must be a lickubus."

228395  Robespierre: @Not A Bot No worries - it's at 303 now, which is code for ... something.

228474  Otterman: Whenever I fart, I shout out "I'm Putin!"

228475  Otterman: 'Murica

228482  Otterman: Request more information, please.

228489  Otterman: Superglue makes posing cats SO much easier.

228490  barfolomew: Yeah, hipsters like to pretend they invented being pissy, but really, we've been assholes forever.

228493  Prostata: Spike Jones and his City Slickers!

228494  barfolomew: Technology has officially gone too far.

228485  Yurishiro: I'm glad none of your ancestors made the choice to not procreate.

228492  Ulillillia: Nice cropping, 'A' Hole.

228487  Yurishiro: y u no pet mee?

228492  Yurishiro: heh, clever

228488  Ulillillia: Next door to Waffle House

228493  Yurishiro: Ahoy, fair maiden!

228474  Coach Teacher: I'll play you for 40 billion dollars, man.

228477  Coach Teacher: Technically still liquid.

228480  Coach Teacher: As a chef, i see nothing wrong with this.

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228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.

228446 Coach Teacher: Mafucka, you ain't even seen that real shit yet.

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228322 Robespierre: @VeeKay No, it sounds romantic because Reggie here is querying Inflatable Dolls. And what's more romantic than a Miss Pinky of your very own?

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228373 Zukero: Walked on a paper shredder?

228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228313 Donut: Comic Sans doesn't make this quote any lighter.

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete



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10. EndlessVanity: 1977 points
11. Fast Sloth: 1961 points
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Image 138260 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by MikeWhiskey. We'll pray for you, MikeWhiskey.
Score:
364
 
 Hiddentigerma: Hot.
 alex: dumb but funny
 scribbs: When you stand in front of a mirror while turned inside out.
 Headoftheclass: Ogres have layers, anus king. Layers...
 San DoDo: They told me I could be anything..
Image 138259   10-16-16   Uploaded by    Natch
Score:
266
 
 trelyate: senor esquelet no gusta el oso
 Scoo: What the doot?
 Amy Housewine: He is dismayed because a bear ate his flesh.
Image 138258   10-16-16   Uploaded by    Sparkplug
Score:
456
 
 Hiddentigerma: @Air Biscuit I know what I said and no. Lasagna isn't bread.
 Air Biscuit: @Hiddentigerma you mean lasagna?
 Hiddentigerma: @Air Biscuit You just fold it in half twice and then cut into pieces and then. Multilayered pizza cake.
 LaeMi: If you don't like the crust, just feed it to the birdh.
 Air Biscuit: Qithout a crust, how do you hold pizza? I bet youre one of those fork and knife pizza eaters.
 Beef Supreme: That bubble at the bottom of the picture looks delicious.
 ch: this kills the pizza
 AverageJoe: I don't know who you are, but I will find you and I will kill you...
 KnowLifer: this seems impractical
Image 138257   10-16-16   Uploaded by    chunk norris
Score:
586
 
 scribbs: That cat is going nowhere until he gets serious and wears a power tie.
 EH: it's leviosa, not leviosA!
 UltraBeverly: Amazing grandmother bidniz!
 Peter Pantsless: Judging by the bird cage, he must be on a power lunch
 Amy Housewine: I'm leaving this company. No wait I want to come back in.
 San DoDo: I'm going to need you to stay late again, we really need to catch that dot
 DrinkMixMan: Business Cat Begins
Image 138256   10-16-16   Uploaded by    carlin
Score:
180
 
 smusher: find your maine thing
 scribbs: Who is lout?
 Poop Bird: if you insist
 guest: peh heh
 Kidneythief: Don't jerk and drive
 DrinkMixMan: Why just one?
Image 138255   10-16-16   Uploaded by    humanfog
Score:
678
 
 Jaktai: The picture is upside down.
 Taters: In the land of the blinds, the one-eyed cat is screens.
 scribbs: "Yeah, my dog is so stupid he can't even swim."
 ThatGuy: Typical eurocentric view of jesus... He was actually a canaan dog.
 ModelTRex: And on the third day, he borkfed again.
 EvilOtter: Doggo dined for you sins. He dined on steak. For you.
 ping: Hello again, reflected dog.
Image 138254   10-16-16   Uploaded by    Rhombo Dimple
Score:
639
 
 Science: @Borkf: Over $7000 in today's dollars.
 jochenau: I remember when ads had copy.
 Borkf: Weighs just 12 pounds and costs only $1250!
 ModelTRex: How convenient!
 Peter Pantsless: It holds ten whole minutes of footage!
 Shay: Chirping Tom
 Knice: For filming chicks. GET IT?! *gets crushed under load of heavy-handed innuendo*
Image 138253   10-16-16   Uploaded by    fink
Score:
982
 
 Himesama: So I've been told.
 Shay: Prain Broblems
 Warrax: Looks more like an eye problem to me.
 VoR: Thats where they stem from
 Scoo: Same
Image 138252   10-16-16   Uploaded by    habbekratz
Score:
486
 
 jochenau: Bantha milk makes me sad, too.
 scribbs: "But, mooooom, all the commercial make it look like all the food wants to be eaten."
 Kidneythief: They finally caught the gingerbread man
 The Frito Bandito: Soylent Green is people!
 square44: I lied Sharon. I've got depression
 Chest Rockwell: This is how I feel after eating a bowl of cookies for breakfast.
Image 138251   10-16-16   Uploaded by    nuke em
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