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268775  ChubbyBuddy: looks like a solution to me

268766  square44: "it's half past and" ...and what?

268764  Annoying Vegan : You can do this, Earl. Pick a pocket, buy mudcrabs, eat like a king. Youre a pelican, not a pelicant.

268006  Mr Bleak: @Mad Collager This is what happens when you feed Minions after midnight.

268719  Winterneuro: *grabs his walker* yes! I can finally set that a- hole neighbors house on fire. I will have my revenge!

268760  ignatz: Esc.

268740  ignatz: @lecj07 I'll bep urple again one da..

268749  El hefe: Are those eyes blue?

268753  Knice: Bad-votrogen.

268756  Knice: They said fuck you.

268757  Knice: Temporary holding

268765  Not A Bot: Is that Tina from Bob's Burgers?

268747  Annoying Vegan : Banana bread sounds pretty good right now

268758  FabricMan: Examination: Failed

268758  Fiveninety: close enough

268757  antipatterns: other puppy for scale

268753  Mr. Butt: Omfg

268756  Nothing: Did you say please?

268710  antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268717  Korrok: I have to laugh.

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268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268687 addend: (Sits down & celebrates.)

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268610 Felicity: @WannaBee hug

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

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 smusher: find your maine thing
 scribbs: Who is lout?
 Poop Bird: if you insist
 guest: peh heh
 Kidneythief: Don't jerk and drive
 DrinkMixMan: Why just one?
Image 138255   10-16-16   Uploaded by    humanfog
 Jaktai: The picture is upside down.
 Taters: In the land of the blinds, the one-eyed cat is screens.
 scribbs: "Yeah, my dog is so stupid he can't even swim."
 ThatGuy: Typical eurocentric view of jesus... He was actually a canaan dog.
 ping: Hello again, reflected dog.
Image 138254   10-16-16   Uploaded by    Rhombo Dimple
 Science: @Borkf: Over $7000 in today's dollars.
 Pikachu: I remember when ads had copy.
 Borkf: Weighs just 12 pounds and costs only $1250!
 ModelTRex: How convenient!
 Peter Pantsless: It holds ten whole minutes of footage!
 Shay: Chirping Tom
 Knice: For filming chicks. GET IT?! *gets crushed under load of heavy-handed innuendo*
Image 138253   10-16-16   Uploaded by    fink
 Himesama: So I've been told.
 Shay: Prain Broblems
 Warrax: Looks more like an eye problem to me.
 VoR: Thats where they stem from
 Scoo: Same
Image 138252   10-16-16   Uploaded by    habbekratz
 sumo: Bantha milk makes me sad, too.
 scribbs: "But, mooooom, all the commercial make it look like all the food wants to be eaten."
 Kidneythief: They finally caught the gingerbread man
 The Frito Bandito: Soylent Green is people!
 square44: I lied Sharon. I've got depression
 Chest Rockwell: This is how I feel after eating a bowl of cookies for breakfast.
Image 138251   10-16-16   Uploaded by    nuke em
 Jaunty Shrimp: My dad always answers "Terrible" and laughs like a wry maniac.
 scribbs: "Buy some more stuff, that'll cheer you up." --Sharon
 Himesama: True story: I once had a terrible weekend that resulted in me not eating for over 24hrs and when I was ordering my food at a fast food joint I nearly cried. I don't know if the cashier was pretending not to notice my quivering lip or if I wasnt as hysterical as I thought
 LaeMi: @VoR - Politicians banned it.
 WTF: Sharon: "I have a boyfriend!", Someone in next aisle: "I'm vegan!"
 Amy Housewine: "Guess I've got brain problems!"
 VoR: @Air Biscuit For lying? surely this could fix the world!!!
 Air Biscuit: I hear they make a pill for that.
Image 138250   10-16-16   Uploaded by    i peed a lil
 Science: South Park fish
 Jaunty Shrimp: Popeye's pet
 scribbs: "D'oh!"
 LaeMi: Been looking for Nemo a bit too hard.
 sparename: Quaid started the reactor..
 ping: How long can you hold your breath under water?
 Higdec: "what has been seen can never be unseen"- this fish
Image 138249   10-16-16   Uploaded by    Handyman
 Hiddentigerma: @skillet sweader*
 skillet: All hail the Supreme Sweater
Image 138248   10-16-16   Uploaded by    p nut
 nanananana: You can't take my ass prom, I still need it.
 Beef Supreme: Get your ass to prom.
 scribbs: He really wants to ride her ass: he's into Fistful Of Dollars cosplay.
 WTF: My ass taking her ass on her own ass to the prom.
 Scoo: Kristen Lemme - get your ass to Mars Prom!
 a robot: So.....he wants to take the donkey to prom?
 guest: just her disembodied ass? or the whole person
Image 138247   10-16-16   Uploaded by    WetWilly
 LaeMi: The AntiChrist decides it just isn't worth it.
 Hiddentigerma: Reminds me of the music video for mgmt - kids.
 scribbs: Parenting 101.
 Headoftheclass: What a couple idiots.
 midnightmosesuk: I'm no expert but I think there may be some long-term consequences to this.
 ping: The Joker vs DareDevil.
 Sandor: I'd scream too. In fact, I did.
Image 138246   10-16-16   Uploaded by    withak
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