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228336  Robespierre: @Matricii The possibilities are endless.

228494  Yurishiro: This isn't even my final form.

228394  Robespierre: "If you want to be like us ... you must be a lickubus."

228395  Robespierre: @Not A Bot No worries - it's at 303 now, which is code for ... something.

228474  Otterman: Whenever I fart, I shout out "I'm Putin!"

228475  Otterman: 'Murica

228482  Otterman: Request more information, please.

228489  Otterman: Superglue makes posing cats SO much easier.

228490  barfolomew: Yeah, hipsters like to pretend they invented being pissy, but really, we've been assholes forever.

228493  Prostata: Spike Jones and his City Slickers!

228494  barfolomew: Technology has officially gone too far.

228485  Yurishiro: I'm glad none of your ancestors made the choice to not procreate.

228492  Ulillillia: Nice cropping, 'A' Hole.

228487  Yurishiro: y u no pet mee?

228492  Yurishiro: heh, clever

228488  Ulillillia: Next door to Waffle House

228493  Yurishiro: Ahoy, fair maiden!

228474  Coach Teacher: I'll play you for 40 billion dollars, man.

228477  Coach Teacher: Technically still liquid.

228480  Coach Teacher: As a chef, i see nothing wrong with this.

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3. Ulillillia
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10. Teechur



The top ten most commented-on images today:

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.

228446 Coach Teacher: Mafucka, you ain't even seen that real shit yet.

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228322 Robespierre: @VeeKay No, it sounds romantic because Reggie here is querying Inflatable Dolls. And what's more romantic than a Miss Pinky of your very own?

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228373 Zukero: Walked on a paper shredder?

228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228313 Donut: Comic Sans doesn't make this quote any lighter.

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete



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 3. Scoo: 6021 points
 4. Bagels: 4965 points
 5. Not A Bot: 4066 points
 6. ColdHotCool: 2316 points
 7. Side Boob: 2260 points
 8. AFanOfSprite: 2120 points
 9. saluted: 2010 points
10. EndlessVanity: 1977 points
11. Fast Sloth: 1961 points
12. greg: 1948 points
13. majorchamp: 1947 points
14. adeadcrab: 1922 points
15. guccigucci: 1827 points
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Score:
596
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: My dad always answers "Terrible" and laughs like a wry maniac.
 scribbs: "Buy some more stuff, that'll cheer you up." --Sharon
 Himesama: True story: I once had a terrible weekend that resulted in me not eating for over 24hrs and when I was ordering my food at a fast food joint I nearly cried. I don't know if the cashier was pretending not to notice my quivering lip or if I wasnt as hysterical as I thought
 LaeMi: @VoR - Politicians banned it.
 WTF: Sharon: "I have a boyfriend!", Someone in next aisle: "I'm vegan!"
 Amy Housewine: "Guess I've got brain problems!"
 VoR: @Air Biscuit For lying? surely this could fix the world!!!
 Air Biscuit: I hear they make a pill for that.
Image 138250   10-16-16   Uploaded by    i peed a lil
Score:
524
 
 Science: South Park fish
 Jaunty Shrimp: Popeye's pet
 scribbs: "D'oh!"
 LaeMi: Been looking for Nemo a bit too hard.
 sparename: Quaid started the reactor..
 ping: How long can you hold your breath under water?
 Higdec: "what has been seen can never be unseen"- this fish
Image 138249   10-16-16   Uploaded by    Handyman
Score:
340
 
 Hiddentigerma: @skillet sweader*
 skillet: All hail the Supreme Sweater
Image 138248   10-16-16   Uploaded by    p nut
Score:
204
 
 jochenau: You can't take my ass prom, I still need it.
 Beef Supreme: Get your ass to prom.
 scribbs: He really wants to ride her ass: he's into Fistful Of Dollars cosplay.
 WTF: My ass taking her ass on her own ass to the prom.
 Scoo: Kristen Lemme - get your ass to Mars Prom!
 a robot: So.....he wants to take the donkey to prom?
 guest: just her disembodied ass? or the whole person
Image 138247   10-16-16   Uploaded by    WetWilly
Score:
294
 
 LaeMi: The AntiChrist decides it just isn't worth it.
 Hiddentigerma: Reminds me of the music video for mgmt - kids.
 scribbs: Parenting 101.
 Headoftheclass: What a couple idiots.
 midnightmosesuk: I'm no expert but I think there may be some long-term consequences to this.
 ping: The Joker vs DareDevil.
 Sandor: I'd scream too. In fact, I did.
Image 138246   10-16-16   Uploaded by    withak
Score:
431
 
 scribbs: Rad for Daniel Radcliff.
 Himesama: He is sooooooo my type .I love his adorable ass.
 ThatGuy: Surpisejah Wood
 Borkf: "Ugh, I don't even like Harry Potter"
 midnightmosesuk: But she wouldn't.
 ignatz: Elijah would..
Image 138245   10-16-16   Uploaded by    professorpig
Score:
664
 
 jochenau: NIETZSCHE-MON used TARANTELLA! It's super effective!!
 scribbs: *sigh*
 AverageJoe: I hate nietzsche, why is he always so depressing?
 tib gubb: nietzsche is such a scrub
 amyandy: Yeah that's a pretty common misreading of Nietzsche-mon but it works here I guess
 ModelTRex: It's super-effective!
Image 138244   10-16-16   Uploaded by    midnightmosesuk
Score:
700
 
 Whatever: Police dog?
 Scoo: Dognut
 a robot: I will never be as happy as a doggo wearing a donut pillow
 ModelTRex: @Peter Pantsless ... OG
 Peter Pantsless: Vitamin D
Image 138243   10-16-16   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
755
 
 scribbs: That cat's got ambitions. Better get a .30-06, toot sweet.
 San DoDo: The noble steed
 whiplash: I cannot risk missing my breakfast bacon.
 Mominous: Cat-hog, cat-hog / Alone in the world was a little cat-hog
 whiplash: Livin' high on the hog.
 mrdiron: butakoneko
 LaeMi: Kitty on a big hog
Image 138242   10-16-16   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
Score:
473
 
 Peter Pantsless: @Knice In middle school we all gave each other rapper names, and since my name starts with a "K" I was "K-9"
 Headoftheclass: @Knice Knice story. Thanks for sharing!
 VoR: @Headoftheclass Me too.
 Knice: @ironmaiden @Headoftheclass To me, it's "Kay-Nice." When I was a kid, a friend's little sister couldn't pronounce my name. That was her best effort and it became my nickname for several years. Except, we used K-Nice because it seemed 'sort of hip-hop or something.' Back when I quit lurking & made an account here, you had to type a user's name in order to reply to them; so I dropped the hyphen as a convenience to mobile users.
 Hiddentigerma: @Headoftheclass Whenever i meet someone who has a incorrectly spelled name I always spell it properly. E.g. Kassidy becomes cassidy. I hope that through passive aggressive behaviour I will one day help cure this world of dumb names.
 Jotun: Keurig
 Headoftheclass: @ironmaiden I've always wondered, is the 'K' silent?
 ironmaiden: I hope you're not looping Knice into that, @Ignatius @Headoftheclass @Amy Housewine
 Ignatius: What kind of shit-dicked moron would name their child Kassidy?
 Headoftheclass: Kripes. I don't Know what's Krappier, the damn Kookie Kutter "K" names, or the deranged spellings, like "Kaighleigh" that parents bless their Kids with.
 tamarindo: I chuckled.
 Jayfu: Tri-kappa
 AverageJoe: huey dewey and louie
 whiplash: "We're the KKK! Wait, why are you cursing at us? We're just three white kids, the KKK! Ouch! Stop throwing those rocks!"
 Amy Housewine: We had three children and gave 'em all a name beginning with 'K'.
Image 138241   10-16-16   Uploaded by    CoffeeAndCigs
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