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216231  Ulillillia: No lungs, no lung cancer

216226  VeeKay: Are you a hawk or a dove?

216236  FunkyDrunk: Hello again, Phteven.

216229  VeeKay: Indian army's heavy Vedic Infantry trooper.

216231  VeeKay: I see we're having abomination again this christmas.

216236  Mr. Skeltal: ... "My Dog Is Amazing" ...

216210  Amy Housewine: How now, translucent cow.

216167  Korrok: I can dig it.

216214  Amy Housewine: Liz gots places to be.

216217  Amy Housewine: Step one: Distract the driver by pointing and exclaiming "Look, it's the Goodyear blimp!". Step two: Siphon off all of their petrol.

216219  carpwoman: The way God intended.

216183  VeeKay: Not entirely sorry it's in a cell.

215828  magicmormon: I think his search is dead in the water, it went belly up a long time ago.

216190  VeeKay: 100 kilotonnes should take care of that nicely.

215896  carpwoman: Palpable.

216193  VeeKay: 100 kilotonnes should take care of that nicely.

215828  Cheesecake: I'll have one of whatever he's smoking.

216191  Aufziehvogel: Asleep is the marble gravestone of Laurence Matheson (1930-1987), sculpted at the request of his widow by artist Peter Shipperheyn. The grave of Laurence Matheson is located in the Mount Macedon Cemetery of Victoria, Australia.

216223  Butcherboy: Wheres that darn hippocampus

216204  VeeKay: Apologise? For last night? Fuck it, get a couple of cases of Pink Panther Piss.

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216141 kazzy94: @Cami Gigabarrel is my super hero name.

216063 Mad Collager: If Mitch McConnell is to be believed, so is science.

215989 Mad Collager: @PushyWebsite Did it become a tuba when it reached adulthood?

216067 Joseph: I think I know, did he shout "Deal with it"?

215998 piranharama: When she says - Go ahead, I dont mind

216019 manlyman: That's going to hit him in the back of his head if it goes all around the moon.

216040 Annoying Vegan : Anybody up for some twatwaffles?

216000 apoxia: My mother takes plastic plates when she goes to a pizza restaurant as she doesn't think it's proper to eat right off the big wooden block with the pizza on it. She also takes her own instant coffee to a cafe as she doesn't like strong coffee (she lives in New Zealand where we actually know how to make espresso coffee, not like most places I've been in America). The jar she takes it in is a urine specimen jar. I win.

216003 Beeble: "You, uh..... You gonna eat all that?"

216098 addend: "The good news is that we didn't find any polyps..."



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Score:
596
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: My dad always answers "Terrible" and laughs like a wry maniac.
 scribbs: "Buy some more stuff, that'll cheer you up." --Sharon
 Himesama: True story: I once had a terrible weekend that resulted in me not eating for over 24hrs and when I was ordering my food at a fast food joint I nearly cried. I don't know if the cashier was pretending not to notice my quivering lip or if I wasnt as hysterical as I thought
 LaeMi: @VoR - Politicians banned it.
 WTF: Sharon: "I have a boyfriend!", Someone in next aisle: "I'm vegan!"
 Amy Housewine: "Guess I've got brain problems!"
 VoR: @Air Biscuit For lying? surely this could fix the world!!!
 Air Biscuit: I hear they make a pill for that.
Image 138250   10-16-16   Uploaded by    i peed a lil
Score:
524
 
 Science: South Park fish
 Jaunty Shrimp: Popeye's pet
 scribbs: "D'oh!"
 LaeMi: Been looking for Nemo a bit too hard.
 sparename: Quaid started the reactor..
 ping: How long can you hold your breath under water?
 Higdec: "what has been seen can never be unseen"- this fish
Image 138249   10-16-16   Uploaded by    Handyman
Score:
340
 
 Hiddentigerma: @skillet sweader*
 skillet: All hail the Supreme Sweater
Image 138248   10-16-16   Uploaded by    p nut
Score:
204
 
 jochenau: You can't take my ass prom, I still need it.
 Beef Supreme: Get your ass to prom.
 scribbs: He really wants to ride her ass: he's into Fistful Of Dollars cosplay.
 WTF: My ass taking her ass on her own ass to the prom.
 Scoo: Kristen Lemme - get your ass to Mars Prom!
 a robot: So.....he wants to take the donkey to prom?
 guest: just her disembodied ass? or the whole person
Image 138247   10-16-16   Uploaded by    WetWilly
Score:
294
 
 LaeMi: The AntiChrist decides it just isn't worth it.
 Hiddentigerma: Reminds me of the music video for mgmt - kids.
 scribbs: Parenting 101.
 Headoftheclass: What a couple idiots.
 midnightmosesuk: I'm no expert but I think there may be some long-term consequences to this.
 ping: The Joker vs DareDevil.
 Sandor: I'd scream too. In fact, I did.
Image 138246   10-16-16   Uploaded by    withak
Score:
431
 
 scribbs: Rad for Daniel Radcliff.
 Himesama: He is sooooooo my type .I love his adorable ass.
 ThatGuy: Surpisejah Wood
 Borkf: "Ugh, I don't even like Harry Potter"
 midnightmosesuk: But she wouldn't.
 ignatz: Elijah would..
Image 138245   10-16-16   Uploaded by    professorpig
Score:
664
 
 jochenau: NIETZSCHE-MON used TARANTELLA! It's super effective!!
 scribbs: *sigh*
 AverageJoe: I hate nietzsche, why is he always so depressing?
 tib gubb: nietzsche is such a scrub
 amyandy: Yeah that's a pretty common misreading of Nietzsche-mon but it works here I guess
 ModelTRex: It's super-effective!
Image 138244   10-16-16   Uploaded by    midnightmosesuk
Score:
700
 
 Whatever: Police dog?
 Scoo: Dognut
 a robot: I will never be as happy as a doggo wearing a donut pillow
 ModelTRex: @Peter Pantsless ... OG
 Peter Pantsless: Vitamin D
Image 138243   10-16-16   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
755
 
 scribbs: That cat's got ambitions. Better get a .30-06, toot sweet.
 San DoDo: The noble steed
 whiplash: I cannot risk missing my breakfast bacon.
 Mominous: Cat-hog, cat-hog / Alone in the world was a little cat-hog
 whiplash: Livin' high on the hog.
 mrdiron: butakoneko
 LaeMi: Kitty on a big hog
Image 138242   10-16-16   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
Score:
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 Peter Pantsless: @Knice In middle school we all gave each other rapper names, and since my name starts with a "K" I was "K-9"
 Headoftheclass: @Knice Knice story. Thanks for sharing!
 VoR: @Headoftheclass Me too.
 Knice: @ironmaiden @Headoftheclass To me, it's "Kay-Nice." When I was a kid, a friend's little sister couldn't pronounce my name. That was her best effort and it became my nickname for several years. Except, we used K-Nice because it seemed 'sort of hip-hop or something.' Back when I quit lurking & made an account here, you had to type a user's name in order to reply to them; so I dropped the hyphen as a convenience to mobile users.
 Hiddentigerma: @Headoftheclass Whenever i meet someone who has a incorrectly spelled name I always spell it properly. E.g. Kassidy becomes cassidy. I hope that through passive aggressive behaviour I will one day help cure this world of dumb names.
 Jotun: Keurig
 Headoftheclass: @ironmaiden I've always wondered, is the 'K' silent?
 ironmaiden: I hope you're not looping Knice into that, @Ignatius @Headoftheclass @Amy Housewine
 Ignatius: What kind of shit-dicked moron would name their child Kassidy?
 Headoftheclass: Kripes. I don't Know what's Krappier, the damn Kookie Kutter "K" names, or the deranged spellings, like "Kaighleigh" that parents bless their Kids with.
 tamarindo: I chuckled.
 Jayfu: Tri-kappa
 AverageJoe: huey dewey and louie
 whiplash: "We're the KKK! Wait, why are you cursing at us? We're just three white kids, the KKK! Ouch! Stop throwing those rocks!"
 Amy Housewine: We had three children and gave 'em all a name beginning with 'K'.
Image 138241   10-16-16   Uploaded by    CoffeeAndCigs
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