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254218  dangerkeith3000: Hahahahahaha douche.

254225  Coolguy: If a tree fall and no one is there to hear it, are you still a good boy?

254219  dangerkeith3000: username / upload combo

254222  dangerkeith3000: @WTF You scared me for a second there

254224  dangerkeith3000: Yo mama's so big should can fit around the table

254227  dangerkeith3000: Stop picking at it!

254221  grizzly: This is my phone's background.

254012  Science: You are running multiple instances of Firefox

254029  Science: Autosaving - don't turn off your console...

254193  isosceleswaffle: Ah, that small blip in time where part of a generation was just /slightly/ too old to enjoy Barney.

254051  Science: You don't want to see me when I'm angry...

254222  wolfpk: Far Side is so good, because it is so simple! Larson never tried to be fancy. He just stuck to straight forward humor.

254234  Jack Daniels: on a serious note adding clothing was probably done to assign a visible gender to the parent

254227  wolfpk: "We ain't found shit!"

254204  Not A Bot: In not and.

254133  Science: @fanny: If you properly maintain the litter, there is no cat odor problem

254149  Science: Race and ethnicity are different things

254222  Bluetocracy: Thank you, Far Side.

254222  WTF: RIP Gary Larson... he isn't dead, I just hope he had a good night's sleep.

254223  Mexico: You're right! This is better than hospital food!

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254154 PenguinBartender: *rolls eyes* "pssh, silly photoshopped memes." *quick google search.* "...Holy shit."

254138 Knice: @Whatever ME

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253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

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254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.



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 scribbs: Well, if the area is well maintained, they can have high mobility for patrol and move at 20 mph without getting winded, so why not learn to use it as a stable firing platform? They still look silly, though.
 Air Biscuit: This should be a sport.
 annterland: @winwolf perfection
 Borkf: 101 ways to make your army seem less threatening.
 whiplash: Paul Blart, SWAT Team Leader
 winwolf: On a kazzoo.
 winwolf: I heard Ride of the Valkyries.
 Spazstatic: Wizard of Oz, Flying Monkey Theme
Image 138240   10-16-16   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
530
 
 Peter Pantsless: @scribbs The RX-Men won't know what hit 'em
 scribbs: @Peter Pantsless Need a sidekick? I want to be Arse-Nick.
 AverageJoe: formerly known as gun shop
 trelyate: damn anti-vaxxers
 Borkf: Only sells poisons.
 Peter Pantsless: That's my poison-themed supervillain name
Image 138239   10-16-16   Uploaded by    kristy
Score:
523
 
 Wookiee: Do-dooo de do do bannana van.....
 Farnarkel: Was this car manufactured in a certain type of republic?
 San DoDo: For size?
 Air Biscuit: Apple phones can distract the driver and should not be used while operating a motor vehicle.
 Fiasco: /7 Do you see Banana Man/ Driving over de white hot sand /7
 Skinr: Dole-man strikes again!
 ModelTRex: Ready for Mario Kart
 whiplash: Hey Frank, did you get the apples at the store like I asked?
 Amy Housewine: They did actually get out of my dreams and into my car.
 Headoftheclass: That car has...appeal? Driving it looks like it would be a...bunch of fun? I'm not falling for the...bananna in the tailpipe?
 Mad Collager: Hey there! Just slip in the driver's seat and take it for a spin!
 ModelTRex: Thank god we know the scale here.
 Amy Housewine: Don't upset the applecart.
 Peter Pantsless: Daylight come and me gonna drive home
Image 138238   10-16-16   Uploaded by    MasterTwig
Score:
779
 
 Hiddentigerma: Helps vibrate the sping jong.
 courtney: Lettuce begin.
 Teechur: So, is that like corns, but with a different veggie?
 scribbs: Moisturizes the feet.
 Knice: This post cured my cellphone anus cancer.
 ping: *Rebalances autonomous selectivity
 kinggheedra: am i crazy or is this cabbage?
 Amy Housewine: *Removes ocean liners
 fanny: *Encourages couple's autonomy by sending off the message "lettuce be alone" to bystanders
Image 138237   10-16-16   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
347
 
 Jeannie C: A pioneer in the science of lettucing.
 Fiasco: @Kidneythief It's normal for Dr. Lawrence Silverberg DPM
 Scoo: Pudiatrist
 Kidneythief: @ModelTRex you mean yours doesn't make your dick tingle? I thought that was normal!
 ModelTRex: I thought I knew, but I think I need to click the What Is A Podiatrist link...
Image 138236   10-16-16   Uploaded by    watwatwat
Score:
364
 
 Ukulelemike: Abe Sapien standalone film not looking so good.
 whiplash: Have you ever looked closely at a turtle? They're hideous!
 fanny: get out of my dreams and onto my mantel you beautiful thing!
Image 138235   10-16-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
581
 
 Hiddentigerma: His expression is apt.
 Shay: He loves them sticky buns!
 scribbs: "Just a normal customer, nothing unusual here..." *ffffthunk* "...wheres the toilet?!"
 AverageJoe: well, at least he was not stealing a note 7...
 trelyate: Pounded in the butt by the Pillsbury Doughboy
 Borkf: At least his farts smelled lovely for the next few days.
 ping: "D'ough"
 Kidneythief: He actually looks pretty jazzed about it.
 kinggheedra: @Amy Housewine this happened in vegas! did not stay there,either
 WTF: @Mad Collager Cinnabomb
 Mad Collager: Cinnabum!
 Amy Housewine: This headline seems to be missing the word 'Florida'.
Image 138234   10-16-16   Uploaded by    amyandy
Score:
372
 
 scribbs: The secret of most animal whisperers is to flash cash. Works every time.
 Derp Herpigan: @funny in the wall it's how to teach your dog to get a beer.
 funny in the wall: can someone please explain what the hell is happening here?
 cenecia: This retriever knows the struggle.
 cizhiresb: ...o..k...
 ClockworkJackalope: Ahh yes. Of course
Image 138233   10-16-16   Uploaded by    Tiny Butt
Score:
796
 
 scribbs: Ensuring the revolution is televised.
 Whatever: Donald Trump's senior years
 Jayfu: Dwayne Johnson looking good
 AverageJoe: needs a sharknado in the background
 Air Biscuit: Donate to make a wish today!
 Kidneythief: Ridin' dirty!
 a robot: Always a rad for Pavel Petel
 Skaalar: Keep Beach City Weird
Image 138232   10-16-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
288
 
 Hiddentigerma: Hired or totally hired?
 scribbs: Damn you, word switch! ;
 scribbs: Him, thinking: "There's no way this can not good my friend. With that blonde hair, she's gotta be a true Aryan." Her, thinking: "How do I get security up here without tipping this guy off?"
 Borkf: (INT) Trump campaign headquarters - A young woman waits nervously for her interview.
 grizzly: You're exactly what we're looking for here at google.
Image 138231   10-16-16   Uploaded by    waxymom
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