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263011  AlexDeLarge: @Mr. Butt 2-4-6-8, homer's crime was really great! Great, meaning large or immense; we use it in the pejorative sense!

263013  a robot: @a robot You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies??

263013  a robot: I used to be a bank teller and we would collect and save money that was really old, beat up, drawn/written on or otherwise mutilated, and send it back to the government. I'm not saying that system is perfect but I just don't think it's very likely that this kind of bill would end up in an ATM

263004  Bluetocracy: Critical fail on your walk roll. It's definitely a Monday.

263005  Bluetocracy: I want some part of our planet to really be a steampunk culture, so we can go there to visit.

262993  FormerLurker: @Zarathustra youre right, totally gay. And thats why its rad.

263011  Bluetocracy: You are what you eat... Oh, so you ARE fingernails.

262994  FormerLurker: Healthy as a horse now.

262946  Whatever: Fact: theres sexual innuendo in every successful fast food franchise logo if you look at it right

262949  Whatever: On the bright side, you only have to buy one of these horrors, and it coordinates with Halloween

262997  Not A Bot: looks like the fence won a few, too

263011  Mr. Butt: Some words are both nouns and adjectives, depending on how you use them.

263009  FormerLurker: For the record, despite my criticisms, I still voted rad.

262956  Whatever: But is it kosher?

263009  FormerLurker: See, thats awesome that they literally ran out of everything... but as a former restaurant manager, I feel like what they shouldve done is go to the grocery store and pay full prices for more ingredients. Even the most unusual ingredients can typically be found at restaurant supply stores that are in even medium sized cities. As I always used to tell my staff, the customer is more valuable than the product. But hey, Im out of the restaurant industry now entirely, so its not my problem!

262959  Whatever: Obviously poaching from Chipotle

263008  Shay: And you see kids, this is why daddy drinks.

262901  Side Boob: Please state the nature of the fashion emergency.

262965  Whatever: Trumps new lawyer looks pretty darn sharp

262968  Whatever: And thats the last time anyone saw Santa alive

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262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262685 Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262697 piranharama: Great band name

262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos



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 Peter Pantsless: @scribbs The RX-Men won't know what hit 'em
 scribbs: @Peter Pantsless Need a sidekick? I want to be Arse-Nick.
 AverageJoe: formerly known as gun shop
 trelyate: damn anti-vaxxers
 Borkf: Only sells poisons.
 Peter Pantsless: That's my poison-themed supervillain name
Image 138239   10-16-16   Uploaded by    kristy
Score:
523
 
 Wookiee: Do-dooo de do do bannana van.....
 Farnarkel: Was this car manufactured in a certain type of republic?
 San DoDo: For size?
 Air Biscuit: Apple phones can distract the driver and should not be used while operating a motor vehicle.
 Fiasco: /7 Do you see Banana Man/ Driving over de white hot sand /7
 Skinr: Dole-man strikes again!
 ModelTRex: Ready for Mario Kart
 whiplash: Hey Frank, did you get the apples at the store like I asked?
 Amy Housewine: They did actually get out of my dreams and into my car.
 Headoftheclass: That car has...appeal? Driving it looks like it would be a...bunch of fun? I'm not falling for the...bananna in the tailpipe?
 Mad Collager: Hey there! Just slip in the driver's seat and take it for a spin!
 ModelTRex: Thank god we know the scale here.
 Amy Housewine: Don't upset the applecart.
 Peter Pantsless: Daylight come and me gonna drive home
Image 138238   10-16-16   Uploaded by    MasterTwig
Score:
779
 
 Hiddentigerma: Helps vibrate the sping jong.
 courtney: Lettuce begin.
 Teechur: So, is that like corns, but with a different veggie?
 scribbs: Moisturizes the feet.
 Knice: This post cured my cellphone anus cancer.
 ping: *Rebalances autonomous selectivity
 kinggheedra: am i crazy or is this cabbage?
 Amy Housewine: *Removes ocean liners
 fanny: *Encourages couple's autonomy by sending off the message "lettuce be alone" to bystanders
Image 138237   10-16-16   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
347
 
 Jeannie C: A pioneer in the science of lettucing.
 Fiasco: @Kidneythief It's normal for Dr. Lawrence Silverberg DPM
 Scoo: Pudiatrist
 Kidneythief: @ModelTRex you mean yours doesn't make your dick tingle? I thought that was normal!
 ModelTRex: I thought I knew, but I think I need to click the What Is A Podiatrist link...
Image 138236   10-16-16   Uploaded by    watwatwat
Score:
364
 
 Ukulelemike: Abe Sapien standalone film not looking so good.
 whiplash: Have you ever looked closely at a turtle? They're hideous!
 fanny: get out of my dreams and onto my mantel you beautiful thing!
Image 138235   10-16-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
581
 
 Hiddentigerma: His expression is apt.
 Shay: He loves them sticky buns!
 scribbs: "Just a normal customer, nothing unusual here..." *ffffthunk* "...wheres the toilet?!"
 AverageJoe: well, at least he was not stealing a note 7...
 trelyate: Pounded in the butt by the Pillsbury Doughboy
 Borkf: At least his farts smelled lovely for the next few days.
 ping: "D'ough"
 Kidneythief: He actually looks pretty jazzed about it.
 kinggheedra: @Amy Housewine this happened in vegas! did not stay there,either
 WTF: @Mad Collager Cinnabomb
 Mad Collager: Cinnabum!
 Amy Housewine: This headline seems to be missing the word 'Florida'.
Image 138234   10-16-16   Uploaded by    amyandy
Score:
372
 
 scribbs: The secret of most animal whisperers is to flash cash. Works every time.
 Derp Herpigan: @funny in the wall it's how to teach your dog to get a beer.
 funny in the wall: can someone please explain what the hell is happening here?
 cenecia: This retriever knows the struggle.
 cizhiresb: ...o..k...
 ClockworkJackalope: Ahh yes. Of course
Image 138233   10-16-16   Uploaded by    Tiny Butt
Score:
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 scribbs: Ensuring the revolution is televised.
 Whatever: Donald Trump's senior years
 Jayfu: Dwayne Johnson looking good
 AverageJoe: needs a sharknado in the background
 Air Biscuit: Donate to make a wish today!
 Kidneythief: Ridin' dirty!
 a robot: Always a rad for Pavel Petel
 Skaalar: Keep Beach City Weird
Image 138232   10-16-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
288
 
 Hiddentigerma: Hired or totally hired?
 scribbs: Damn you, word switch! ;
 scribbs: Him, thinking: "There's no way this can not good my friend. With that blonde hair, she's gotta be a true Aryan." Her, thinking: "How do I get security up here without tipping this guy off?"
 Borkf: (INT) Trump campaign headquarters - A young woman waits nervously for her interview.
 grizzly: You're exactly what we're looking for here at google.
Image 138231   10-16-16   Uploaded by    waxymom
Score:
894
 
 spacedawg: Japan gets weirder every day.
 Teechur: Be kind to your web-footed friends....
 scribbs: "Put it on my bill."
 Whatever: Is that the cookies and quackery aisle?
 Borkf: @Peter Pantsless I wasn't going to bother counting them until @ping commented.
 square44: look out for the bodega cat!
 Mad Collager: Pssst! At Subway, ducks eat for free!
 Hosebag: Just hangin at the store with my peeps.
 Hosebag: @Sandor Don't bother ringin it up, it's for a duck!
 Peter Pantsless: @ping Don't feel bad; I counted them first so I wouldn't look stupid haha
 ping: @Peter Pantsless You realise that you actually made me count them.
 Sandor: ... and they all want Sun Chips!
 Sandor: ... and they all
 fanny: "excuse me, which aisle can i find the quackers in?"
 Peter Pantsless: Ducklings: cheaper by the dozen
Image 138230   10-16-16   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
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