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233490  Not A Bot: do people actually use right shift?

233506  Warrax: @Mr. Shine The Peach has it.

233398  Chile Quornwrap: @Felicity looool

233517  Yurishiro: "All aboard the friendly spaceship!"

233517  Yurishiro: Internet dock is pretty busy today

233494  dangerkeith3000: I had a roommate and if he drank one of my beers he'd leave one or two dollars in the fridge.

233504  dangerkeith3000: Maybe she has a cyst.

233514  tib gubb: joe rogan don't fuck around with no thunderstorms

233509  dangerkeith3000: Proof that anyone who says 'I'm too big to wear a condom' is a liar.

233517  barfolomew: In this town, a glass of water is never allowed to remain upright.

233517  Peter Pantsless: Ah, dang, my aunt left her door open again

233511  dangerkeith3000: For some reason I find this room very comforting.

233512  dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I don't know about that, but some dude had his arm all the way up Yoda's butt in Empire Strikes Back.

232765  Mr Bleak: @carpwoman I had one (or one very similar) - it was a PITA as the buttons were so damn small I couldn't press just one button at a time with any finger...

233505  Dr Awkward: Suffocation. Now breathing. Don't give a fuck if I start my life screaming.

233511  barfolomew: @angry you might have had better luck with Annette Funicello or Jayne Mansfield.

232767  Mr Bleak: Walt? Yeah, I think we found Nemo.

233508  Dr Awkward: I think SASSAS is going all the way this year. Go skwaawks!

232771  Mr Bleak: The mission and meaning of Unicorns: Farting Rainbows.

233486  barfolomew: @skillet lazers are like lasers, only even more badass.

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233376 Science: I wanna Oompa those Loompas

233364 a robot: @jochenau *chef kiss* Flawless!

233335 Mr. Shine: Now look at your man, now back to me.

233370 Kaviri: Thank you for contacting bad dragon support center, how can I help you today?

233372 Side Boob: @Sadbot While I agree that some people are indeed weird, I think you are painting with an overly large brush. Maybe you just need to get out more. vOv

233418 Kaviri: *his

233302 tib gubb: what is this, a meme for a... right. carry on.

233451 raditzu: green is the new... black?

233349 Whatever: Pretty old data if The Colbert Report is listed.

233327 Mr. Shine: @fanny Urine IS sterile when fresh, after all.



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 5. ping: 4169 points
 6. Not A Bot: 2685 points
 7. frankie: 2518 points
 8. HatStand: 2333 points
 9. Side Boob: 2096 points
10. Annoying Vegan : 1965 points
11. nimbus: 1939 points
12. cannabis: 1930 points
13. a robot: 1717 points
14. au bon pain: 1690 points
15. Skinr: 1688 points
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Score:
530
 
 Peter Pantsless: @scribbs The RX-Men won't know what hit 'em
 scribbs: @Peter Pantsless Need a sidekick? I want to be Arse-Nick.
 AverageJoe: formerly known as gun shop
 trelyate: damn anti-vaxxers
 Borkf: Only sells poisons.
 Peter Pantsless: That's my poison-themed supervillain name
Image 138239   10-16-16   Uploaded by    kristy
Score:
523
 
 Wookiee: Do-dooo de do do bannana van.....
 Farnarkel: Was this car manufactured in a certain type of republic?
 San DoDo: For size?
 Air Biscuit: Apple phones can distract the driver and should not be used while operating a motor vehicle.
 Fiasco: /7 Do you see Banana Man/ Driving over de white hot sand /7
 Skinr: Dole-man strikes again!
 ModelTRex: Ready for Mario Kart
 whiplash: Hey Frank, did you get the apples at the store like I asked?
 Amy Housewine: They did actually get out of my dreams and into my car.
 Headoftheclass: That car has...appeal? Driving it looks like it would be a...bunch of fun? I'm not falling for the...bananna in the tailpipe?
 Mad Collager: Hey there! Just slip in the driver's seat and take it for a spin!
 ModelTRex: Thank god we know the scale here.
 Amy Housewine: Don't upset the applecart.
 Peter Pantsless: Daylight come and me gonna drive home
Image 138238   10-16-16   Uploaded by    MasterTwig
Score:
779
 
 Hiddentigerma: Helps vibrate the sping jong.
 courtney: Lettuce begin.
 Teechur: So, is that like corns, but with a different veggie?
 scribbs: Moisturizes the feet.
 Knice: This post cured my cellphone anus cancer.
 ping: *Rebalances autonomous selectivity
 kinggheedra: am i crazy or is this cabbage?
 Amy Housewine: *Removes ocean liners
 fanny: *Encourages couple's autonomy by sending off the message "lettuce be alone" to bystanders
Image 138237   10-16-16   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
347
 
 Jeannie C: A pioneer in the science of lettucing.
 Fiasco: @Kidneythief It's normal for Dr. Lawrence Silverberg DPM
 Scoo: Pudiatrist
 Kidneythief: @ModelTRex you mean yours doesn't make your dick tingle? I thought that was normal!
 ModelTRex: I thought I knew, but I think I need to click the What Is A Podiatrist link...
Image 138236   10-16-16   Uploaded by    watwatwat
Score:
364
 
 Ukulelemike: Abe Sapien standalone film not looking so good.
 whiplash: Have you ever looked closely at a turtle? They're hideous!
 fanny: get out of my dreams and onto my mantel you beautiful thing!
Image 138235   10-16-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
581
 
 Hiddentigerma: His expression is apt.
 Shay: He loves them sticky buns!
 scribbs: "Just a normal customer, nothing unusual here..." *ffffthunk* "...wheres the toilet?!"
 AverageJoe: well, at least he was not stealing a note 7...
 trelyate: Pounded in the butt by the Pillsbury Doughboy
 Borkf: At least his farts smelled lovely for the next few days.
 ping: "D'ough"
 Kidneythief: He actually looks pretty jazzed about it.
 kinggheedra: @Amy Housewine this happened in vegas! did not stay there,either
 WTF: @Mad Collager Cinnabomb
 Mad Collager: Cinnabum!
 Amy Housewine: This headline seems to be missing the word 'Florida'.
Image 138234   10-16-16   Uploaded by    amyandy
Score:
372
 
 scribbs: The secret of most animal whisperers is to flash cash. Works every time.
 Derp Herpigan: @funny in the wall it's how to teach your dog to get a beer.
 funny in the wall: can someone please explain what the hell is happening here?
 cenecia: This retriever knows the struggle.
 cizhiresb: ...o..k...
 ClockworkJackalope: Ahh yes. Of course
Image 138233   10-16-16   Uploaded by    Tiny Butt
Score:
796
 
 scribbs: Ensuring the revolution is televised.
 Whatever: Donald Trump's senior years
 Jayfu: Dwayne Johnson looking good
 AverageJoe: needs a sharknado in the background
 Air Biscuit: Donate to make a wish today!
 Kidneythief: Ridin' dirty!
 a robot: Always a rad for Pavel Petel
 Skaalar: Keep Beach City Weird
Image 138232   10-16-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
288
 
 Hiddentigerma: Hired or totally hired?
 scribbs: Damn you, word switch! ;
 scribbs: Him, thinking: "There's no way this can not good my friend. With that blonde hair, she's gotta be a true Aryan." Her, thinking: "How do I get security up here without tipping this guy off?"
 Borkf: (INT) Trump campaign headquarters - A young woman waits nervously for her interview.
 grizzly: You're exactly what we're looking for here at google.
Image 138231   10-16-16   Uploaded by    waxymom
Score:
894
 
 jochenau: Japan gets weirder every day.
 Teechur: Be kind to your web-footed friends....
 scribbs: "Put it on my bill."
 Whatever: Is that the cookies and quackery aisle?
 Borkf: @Peter Pantsless I wasn't going to bother counting them until @ping commented.
 square44: look out for the bodega cat!
 Mad Collager: Pssst! At Subway, ducks eat for free!
 Hosebag: Just hangin at the store with my peeps.
 Hosebag: @Sandor Don't bother ringin it up, it's for a duck!
 Peter Pantsless: @ping Don't feel bad; I counted them first so I wouldn't look stupid haha
 ping: @Peter Pantsless You realise that you actually made me count them.
 Sandor: ... and they all want Sun Chips!
 Sandor: ... and they all
 fanny: "excuse me, which aisle can i find the quackers in?"
 Peter Pantsless: Ducklings: cheaper by the dozen
Image 138230   10-16-16   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
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