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258405  Mr. Whiskers: Thats the animal they test mascara on

258402  Mr. Whiskers: @Robespierre Thats just what I expect a brainless dong fiddle like you to say.

258413  space: let the chaos begin

258413  blue shoes: The new Nicolas Cage?

258413  dirtstick: What sin can a man commit in a single lifetime

258402  Robespierre: Actually, "atomic knob vacuum" sounds more like a compliment for those of a certain ilk.

258368  Robespierre: (which is turning out to be more like the Trump Temporary Employment Agency)

258322  Robespierre: Guess the state.

258330  Robespierre: There's some kinda ad running on the TdF prime time coverage that features a One Direction song. Gawd, does it suck.

258331  Robespierre: Bite Me: Here Is How It Works

258340  Robespierre: Shrug-O-Rama kickin' off strong

258341  Robespierre: A legitimate synopsis of the state of American politics today

258343  Robespierre: Clearly, he beats his wife

258345  Robespierre: The Earless Wonder

258350  Robespierre: Alive with pleasure

258354  Robespierre: Hongo killer

258361  Robespierre: I love a parade

258366  Robespierre: 8.2...

258368  Robespierre: Another brilliant immigration limitation concept from the Trump "administration"

258399  well duh: Unless you have a really good blender, I doubt that will be possible.

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258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.

258337 itskando: Yogurt. Just plain yogurt.

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258106 RiderFan: @Scoo Says you.



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Score:
581
 
 Hiddentigerma: His expression is apt.
 Shay: He loves them sticky buns!
 scribbs: "Just a normal customer, nothing unusual here..." *ffffthunk* "...wheres the toilet?!"
 AverageJoe: well, at least he was not stealing a note 7...
 trelyate: Pounded in the butt by the Pillsbury Doughboy
 Borkf: At least his farts smelled lovely for the next few days.
 ping: "D'ough"
 Kidneythief: He actually looks pretty jazzed about it.
 kinggheedra: @Amy Housewine this happened in vegas! did not stay there,either
 WTF: @Mad Collager Cinnabomb
 Mad Collager: Cinnabum!
 Amy Housewine: This headline seems to be missing the word 'Florida'.
Image 138234   10-16-16   Uploaded by    amyandy
Score:
372
 
 scribbs: The secret of most animal whisperers is to flash cash. Works every time.
 Derp Herpigan: @funny in the wall it's how to teach your dog to get a beer.
 funny in the wall: can someone please explain what the hell is happening here?
 cenecia: This retriever knows the struggle.
 cizhiresb: ...o..k...
 ClockworkJackalope: Ahh yes. Of course
Image 138233   10-16-16   Uploaded by    Tiny Butt
Score:
796
 
 scribbs: Ensuring the revolution is televised.
 Whatever: Donald Trump's senior years
 Jayfu: Dwayne Johnson looking good
 AverageJoe: needs a sharknado in the background
 Air Biscuit: Donate to make a wish today!
 Kidneythief: Ridin' dirty!
 a robot: Always a rad for Pavel Petel
 Skaalar: Keep Beach City Weird
Image 138232   10-16-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
288
 
 Hiddentigerma: Hired or totally hired?
 scribbs: Damn you, word switch! ;
 scribbs: Him, thinking: "There's no way this can not good my friend. With that blonde hair, she's gotta be a true Aryan." Her, thinking: "How do I get security up here without tipping this guy off?"
 Borkf: (INT) Trump campaign headquarters - A young woman waits nervously for her interview.
 grizzly: You're exactly what we're looking for here at google.
Image 138231   10-16-16   Uploaded by    waxymom
Score:
894
 
 jochenau: Japan gets weirder every day.
 Teechur: Be kind to your web-footed friends....
 scribbs: "Put it on my bill."
 Whatever: Is that the cookies and quackery aisle?
 Borkf: @Peter Pantsless I wasn't going to bother counting them until @ping commented.
 square44: look out for the bodega cat!
 Mad Collager: Pssst! At Subway, ducks eat for free!
 Hosebag: Just hangin at the store with my peeps.
 Hosebag: @Sandor Don't bother ringin it up, it's for a duck!
 Peter Pantsless: @ping Don't feel bad; I counted them first so I wouldn't look stupid haha
 ping: @Peter Pantsless You realise that you actually made me count them.
 Sandor: ... and they all want Sun Chips!
 Sandor: ... and they all
 fanny: "excuse me, which aisle can i find the quackers in?"
 Peter Pantsless: Ducklings: cheaper by the dozen
Image 138230   10-16-16   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
421
 
 AimlessArrow: I thought my gmail account was bad
 scribbs: Okay, that's cute.
 Whatever: There's a Trump supporter on my lawn!
 AverageJoe: There is a zombie on my lawn!!
 ch: you also have lifestyle problems
 ModelTRex: You should check your email.
Image 138229   10-16-16   Uploaded by    discodisco
Score:
178
 
 jochenau: @Jeannie C I thought that was a tattoo...
 scribbs: Adult minded? Yes. Mature?
 Jeannie C: This must be good. The owner went to the trouble to get it autographed.
 NuclearWinter: I can almost hear the adult maturity in this album.
 Kidneythief: Nice tassels!
 guest: is that bruce vilanch?
 ignatz: Oh, grow up Tubby!
Image 138228   10-16-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
368
 
 KnowLifer: winter is here :)
 Hiddentigerma: @funny in the wall Just coat the floor in towels.
 Teechur: Never invite an avalanche into your home.
 scribbs: Post-credit sequence if "Ghost Busters" was set in a rural location.
 Whatever: Looks like your ice maker is on the fritz again
 Jeannie C: @carpwoman Good question.
 Scoo: Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is!?
 Amy Housewine: I see you've found my cocaine cupboard.
 ch: hello may i have a second of your time i am a representative from amway, a dynamic corporation that sells things to you right now
 funny in the wall: do you want water damage? this is how you get water damage
 carpwoman: Why did you open the door?
Image 138227   10-16-16   Uploaded by    why the long face
Score:
168
 
 scribbs: "I was all set for the apocalypse, then a couple of coked-up teens ruined my food stash."
 Jayfu: @WTF didn't even notice how gross the tub was. Good call
 WTF: If you're going to eat right out of the tub at least clean the soap scum off of it first!
 Jayfu: Who would win the eating race?
 ClockworkJackalope: My exact fetish
 Fett4life: When your dad works at Krispy Kreme? This still should never... What?
 Knice: Hot Now
 tamarindo: Cleanup must have been frustrating. All that glaze? That's how we get ants.
 Supermansbrother: Definiterl vitamin d.
 Peter Pantsless: Those had better be vitamin doughnuts or these ladies are in trouble
Image 138226   10-16-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
604
 
 Gomi Day: i can't be too derisive of a guy wearing a SWANS shirt, honestly.
 Niels Bohr: You still enjoy things? How mainstream.
 Supermansbrother: If hipsters could enjoy things unironically, they would be more fun.
 ClockworkJackalope: Are we still talking about hipsters? Good, that stuff is hilarious
 funny in the wall: are we still talking about hipsters? grow up people
 SpaceCow: "Also, people used to do it."
Image 138225   10-16-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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