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263429  agger gater: So cute. How does he/she keep his/her glasses on?

263390  Not A Bot: Before you die, you see the weather report!

263420  ignatz: Damn hipsters..

263424  ignatz: help end cruelty to fashion models

263408  FabricMan: "Jeff, sit down. I know I was your best doggo. We had great times with the ball, didn't we? I didn't mean for Cait and I to fall in love. It just happened. I hope you can respect our love and our wish to be together and raise our puppers."

263397  lecj07: I like the tilt of the cat's head. "Yeah, that's right. What are you gonna do about it?"

263422  a spider plan: Stop squeeeezing my tail!

263422  In The Pocket: Chandler can't smile.

263422  Beer 30: cheeeeeese

263411  Butcherboy: Aaaah thanks@au bon pain

263421  avemaria: You mean, 2 months old?

263400  Robespierre: Low Bid Paving Co. - Now In Pyongyang

263406  Robespierre: One stiff breeze and ... DANGER ZONE

263398  antipatterns: Cute in the same way that a child soldier wearing a Garfield t-shirt is

263409  Robespierre: He won't make it very far - he's not allowed to cross the street

263407  Robespierre: Then what happened?

263364  grizzly: Get in, loser, we're going dumpster diving!

263379  PenguinBartender: Yo dawg

263404  antipatterns: Ah Russians. One of the last people I can be racist against.

263379  Robespierre: Gusto gone for and gotten

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263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263162 Mr Bleak: @Felicity ISO 8601 indeed - that way, time lines up nicely as well.

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley



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 Gomi Day: i can't be too derisive of a guy wearing a SWANS shirt, honestly.
 Niels Bohr: You still enjoy things? How mainstream.
 Supermansbrother: If hipsters could enjoy things unironically, they would be more fun.
 ClockworkJackalope: Are we still talking about hipsters? Good, that stuff is hilarious
 funny in the wall: are we still talking about hipsters? grow up people
 SpaceCow: "Also, people used to do it."
Image 138225   10-16-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
451
 
 Jeannie C: Better if he had crossed his eyes.
 whiplash: "Please take the photo quickly, I can't hold my face like this much longer."
 Shay: Ahguhguhguhguh!
Image 138224   10-16-16   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
533
 
 SpaceCow: Good to see that Wampa got its arm reattached.
 Sandor: @ping that joke was abominable
 ping: Yetis gotta get to work too.
Image 138223   10-16-16   Uploaded by    electrode
Score:
1099
 
 square44: @Whatever they are in dog years!
 Whatever: But are they old enough?
 Knice: I'm okay with pawlitics on the Spaceship.
 square44: they're good dogs Brent
Image 138222   10-16-16   Uploaded by    White Rice
Score:
372
 
 Hiddentigerma: @Air Biscuit War is dumb regardless of circumstance.
 Fett4life: Ok many of our Heroes are in their homes maybe dissabled and all they can do is post here.
 Air Biscuit: @cenecia @hurr ide say its more about the circumstances surrounding the shot.
 cenecia: @hurr Me neither. Both statements were definitely sarcasm!
 Skaalar: It's a legitimate strategy!
 Fett4life: Unfortunately, many of our Heroes are doing just this right now : (
 hurr: i'D flip that around since...you know...a person died but i don't come from the land of guns so i might not be qualified to talk about guns and using them on people@cenecia
 cenecia: When a real life sniper gets a head shot, he's a hero. When a video game sniper gets a headshot, he's an asshole and a hacker.
Image 138221   10-16-16   Uploaded by    huskyboy
Score:
1039
 
 scribbs: He can jump across a three-acre pond in twelve feet.
 Teechur: Exit.....stage left!
 Jeannie C: And nothing was left but a little puddle of pee in his hand.
 cenecia: Engage!
 CastleBravo: See, this is an example of the Picard Maneuver. Which is why the exact same image appeared a few days ago.
Image 138220   10-16-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
850
 
 scribbs: Rabbits do tend to look a bit gormless.
 Jeannie C: How does a bunny get ripped *front* legs?
 Lestrange: Muscley Rabbit don't take no shit
 mwoody: In a movie, this rabbit would be voiced by an elderly, well-respected, posh British actor, and would say wise things.
 Mad Collager: His last name might also be Pantsless.
 Hosebag: It's just a bunny!
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless looks like he's aware of it, too
 Peter Pantsless: That's a fine-looking animal
Image 138219   10-16-16   Uploaded by    Sprinkles
Score:
506
 
 Hiddentigerma: @KnowLifer Please tell me that's a monica lewinsky joke. I've been trying hard to find some.
 Mitchell: Screeeeeeeeeee!!!
 BlarfyB: Should have gotten a Fembot.
 scribbs: Okay, she's not pretty, but did they have to label her a "DOG"?
 WTF: The "new" effects in the Westworld reboot look pretty weak.
 whiplash: Early Pleasure Bot was a commercial failure for unexplained reason.
 a robot: Where'd you get this picture of my mom??
 duckfarts: OoO
 Headoftheclass: Dat mouth tho
 KnowLifer: Err - Bzzt - Must - Stop - President - Candidates
 a sedated moose: dream woman.
 cizhiresb: so much realistic
 AverageJoe: That's why I have trust issues
 Peter Pantsless: "Just a minute, I have to put my face on!"
Image 138218   10-16-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
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 Peter Pantsless: This is probably a pretty accurate portrayal of their home life
 Headoftheclass: What a little idiot.
 AverageJoe: nothing to see here... keep scrolling
Image 138217   10-16-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
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 f1remind: Holy shit I totally forgot that! This cartoon has shaped my childhood and i just might be totally fucked up now.
 The Frito Bandito: What rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs, and over your neighbors dog? What's great for a snack, and fits on your back? It's log, log, log!
 Headoftheclass: @DarkTeddy Nope. But don't let that stop ya from trying!
 cenecia: It's better than bad, it's good!
 Minnesotan: it's big, it's heavy, it's wood!
 DarkTeddy: I'm not getting to purple at this rate
Image 138216   10-16-16   Uploaded by    TrumpyTrump
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