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254032  Laree: Gather round, children, for the legend of El Chupanibre.

254029  jochenau: Welcome to Still New Mexico, leaving Also New Mexico

254031  jochenau: @addend That'd be a good book title, I think.

254032  jochenau: Why are there so many songs about rainbows / and what's on the other side?

254041  OldKentuckyShark: Cannibalism? I mean, yeah, I'm not super hungry, but I could eat

254013  addend: *cloaca.

254016  addend: Don't have a clot, man.

254021  addend: @BavidDowie (Ricardo Montalban fakes cough, distracts doctor.)

254027  Sadbot: Yeeee

254027  Sadbot: Yeeee

254024  addend: Not featuring the singular feature of the swan, the elegantly curved neck.

254025  addend: *bad-ass.

253956  m o l e m a n: @Mr. Shine Lolz

254027  addend: "Heyyy, buuuddy."

254031  addend: (Silence at the equator.)

253931  a sedated moose: @Mr. Shine srsly

253994  raditzu: There is nothing ugly spoiling the general beauty of the surrounding.

253996  raditzu: Zatoichi's samurai dog.

254006  raditzu: abbreviation from POp coRN

254008  raditzu: a dick place to live, trust me

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253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

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253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

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 scribbs: It wasn't true love, so the girlfriend bit ain't no thing.
 SomeCanadian: It may look sad, but it's actually mal-bear. ...I'll see myself out.
 fumbduck: This deletes the bear.
 Amy Housewine: Poor bear.
Image 138192   10-16-16   Uploaded by    sad face
 jochenau: Ah, the classics.
 Warrax: He seems fine with this turn of events.
 scribbs: He's gonna have a hell of a time pooping that.
 duckfarts: get the wedge on the competition
 duckfarts: don't knock it till you tri it
 guest: i don't know what i was expecting
 WTF: "See, just like real life."
 ch: this is a fabrication
Image 138191   10-16-16   Uploaded by    lebron
 jochenau: This made a comment like a hundred images up hilarious but I don't want to go through every image again to find out if I +'d it already :(
 Mad Collager: @Sadbot Elected by germophiles.
 Sadbot: That sneeze grew up to be president
 Air Biscuit: Guy driving beside bus, car covered in bumper stickers "I support a political candidate"
 Scoo: Guy running along beside the train: "I do crossfit!"
 WTF: And the entire plane full of God fearing, America loving passengers clapped.
 Amy Housewine: @Sandor Those little bastards.
 Sandor: @Amy Housewine that's what the one inch people want you to believe
 Amy Housewine: @Sandor Conceivably they might be occupied by one-inch tall people, I suppose. I'm not sure if I'd believe that though.
 Sandor: @Amy Housewine All the seats are empty
 Sandor: @Amy Housewine All the seats are empty
 Amy Housewine: Only hearing two voices in my head wasn't too bad, as days go.
 Knice: Bus Driver: "And me? Albert Einstein!!"
 ModelTRex: "I ran a marathon yesterday!"
 Borkf: totallyhappened.jpg
Image 138190   10-16-16   Uploaded by    badger
 SpaceCow: "Jerry, your password isn't secure."
 camellia: My Sister Huffs Whiteboard Erasers and Silly String
 scribbs: "Your porn addiction is getting out of hand."
 a robot: "These other cats...who are they and why do you keep looking at their pictures?"
 chhumphrey: @Sandor Keyboard Cat Jr finds your lack of mouse disturbing
 Sandor: Keyboard Cat Jr
 Sandor: Keyboard Cat Jr
 kinggheedra: we need to talk...
Image 138189   10-16-16   Uploaded by    night shift
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It was uploaded by electrode. Your image was bad, electrode.
 AverageJoe: kinda, I suppose
 guest: anyone remember that aaron carter song about shaq? also, the man just bought a rocket league team
Image 138187   10-16-16   Uploaded by    a spider plan
 Hiddentigerma: @Mr. Whiskers People who buy fancy coffee aren't real human beings.
 Scoo: And you shall know the Kwisatz Haderach, for she will instinctively wear her infinity scarf fitted desert-style, and in Uggs walk without rhythm.
 San DoDo: It. Must. Flow!
 chhumphrey: @scribbs You mean they weren't already?
 scribbs: Book club idea: Everybody re-read "Dune," but imagine all the characters dressed in Halloween costumes.
 Mr. Whiskers: Well, buyers of pumpkin spice coffee certainly have the "blue within blue eyes" thing nailed
Image 138186   10-16-16   Uploaded by    thrilhouse
 Beef Supreme: Sprite hired Mike Tyson to read their slogan, which came out as "Obey your thirth".
 BlarfyB: @Sandor Lousy Smarch weather!
 Air Biscuit: @fanny and phteven
 scribbs: "Febtober!"
 Sandor: At least it's still not Smarch
 ModelTRex: Preceded by June 2rd and followed by the 4nd.
 Borkf: What do you want, a medal? #125483
 fanny: *brought to you by Mike Tyson
 WTF: Threeth
Image 138185   10-16-16   Uploaded by    windows96
 Hosebag: LOL, snort....
 scribbs: "I've had this post since I was a piglet."
 a robot: This is a pretty good post.
 carpwoman: This post is relevant.
 Knice: "I love this post."
Image 138184   10-16-16   Uploaded by    In The Pocket
 scribbs: @jochenau "Ugh! Oh! Oof!" "Quit blinking, hon."
 jochenau: @scribbs Her hair's connected to her eyelids via a pulley.
 etc: So you're an alien. How's that working out for you?
 scribbs: Judging from her expression, the hair on the model in front of her must really be something.
 a robot: Fashion is stupid.
 Fiasco: What did you expect to happen when you cloned Bendict Cumberbatch? Stop playing God!
 Thyming: They even got the fact that one ball always hangs lower than the other correct!
 WTF: A rare image a female Goomba from Super Mario 5.
 Jeannie C: Help! I can't even look! Just get it off, please!
 Knice: Business in the front; bison-scrote in the back.
Image 138183   10-16-16   Uploaded by    Call Of Pooty
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