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238274  Shay: Best press conference ever.

238265  Urn BooUrn: Accurate.

238274  Mexico: Can your old Uncle Sal borrow a million dollars for an art project?

238269  Hokie333: Binders full of women?

238252  Christina: This flying car doesn't look like it can be driven on regular streets.

238273  Warrax: Dominic you rat! How could you give your own singer the ol' frozen trophy?

238273  Shay: crap! crap! crap! crap! crap!

238084  Hokie333: 435 bottles (give or take*) x 16.9 fluid ounces = 459.5 pounds. Not as much as I'd guessed, but I'm sure it's exceeding all the manufacturer's limits. Plus, none of that's gonna get cold if there's no room for air circulation (*I'm assuming the upper main shelves are all 2 bottles deep)

238282  glenalec: Well, it's their life-crushing debt.

238272  jochenau: Kale was already bad enough, the GMO nonsense is just going too far.

238260  jochenau: Makes me think of the Avengers movie poster where the dudes are all in the sexualized poses they usually use for the ladies.

238249  glenalec: @mexican - that's a fair point :-)

238262  Christina: "You are doing me a frighten."

238268  jochenau: I like this kind of garden, much better than the highly-manicured places with everything separated into little distinct plots.

238268  Christina: Every scene goes better with doggos.

238269  jochenau: Well I guess there might be some unique challenges in managing porn personnel...

238260  Shay: Robo-Burt Reynolds' biggest weakness: Getting his arm dry humped.

238260  trelyate: it took me way too long to figure out that the right leg is actually some dude with a killer ass

238271  Christina: Very flexible.

238265  Slerzy: Wow, Mr. Carrey really captured her in this work. I can practically feel the spittle hitting my face.

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238038 Mr Bleak: I checked, and it's real: google /maps/place/48%C2%B008'35.8%22N+123%C2%B010'09.4%22W/@48.1430595,-123.1689842,581a,35y,180h/data=!3m1!1e3!4m6!3m5!1s0x0:0x0!7e2!8m2!3d48.1432761!4d-123.1692882 the best bit is the neighbour has probably never even seen it...

238075 antipatterns: Lol the dude who invented the Cherokee language basically did it alone in his house and everyone in the village thought he was crazy. Took him years and multiple attempts with ideograms and others to devise the modern 86 character Cherokee language. Wild story.

238048 Christina: A side quest awaits you.

238181 Zukero: @White Rice I guess he must have accidentally chopped his website, then chopped his hosting problems.

238199 a robot: He's holding the S upside down. If it was like that on the sign then it definitely needed taking down

238029 Mr Bleak: @Robespierre Fun fact 3: "BMW" stands for "Break My Windows"

238194 glenalec: @VoR - everyone past their mid 20's is (when intensive cell repair starts to take a back seat in favor of energy conservation - aka getting fat on what you used to eat all the time).

238106 TurkeyVulture: @Scoo drink it to stay up late and study math, maybe.

238022 Kaviri: Some men are dogs, but not all dogs are men.

238173 jazzjunkie: Damn it Wesley

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 scribbs: It wasn't true love, so the girlfriend bit ain't no thing.
 SomeCanadian: It may look sad, but it's actually mal-bear. ...I'll see myself out.
 fumbduck: This deletes the bear.
 Amy Housewine: Poor bear.
Image 138192   10-16-16   Uploaded by    sad face
 jochenau: Ah, the classics.
 Warrax: He seems fine with this turn of events.
 scribbs: He's gonna have a hell of a time pooping that.
 duckfarts: get the wedge on the competition
 duckfarts: don't knock it till you tri it
 guest: i don't know what i was expecting
 WTF: "See, just like real life."
 ch: this is a fabrication
Image 138191   10-16-16   Uploaded by    lebron
 jochenau: This made a comment like a hundred images up hilarious but I don't want to go through every image again to find out if I +'d it already :(
 Mad Collager: @Sadbot Elected by germophiles.
 Sadbot: That sneeze grew up to be president
 Air Biscuit: Guy driving beside bus, car covered in bumper stickers "I support a political candidate"
 Scoo: Guy running along beside the train: "I do crossfit!"
 WTF: And the entire plane full of God fearing, America loving passengers clapped.
 Amy Housewine: @Sandor Those little bastards.
 Sandor: @Amy Housewine that's what the one inch people want you to believe
 Amy Housewine: @Sandor Conceivably they might be occupied by one-inch tall people, I suppose. I'm not sure if I'd believe that though.
 Sandor: @Amy Housewine All the seats are empty
 Sandor: @Amy Housewine All the seats are empty
 Amy Housewine: Only hearing two voices in my head wasn't too bad, as days go.
 Knice: Bus Driver: "And me? Albert Einstein!!"
 ModelTRex: "I ran a marathon yesterday!"
 Borkf: totallyhappened.jpg
Image 138190   10-16-16   Uploaded by    badger
 SpaceCow: "Jerry, your password isn't secure."
 camellia: My Sister Huffs Whiteboard Erasers and Silly String
 scribbs: "Your porn addiction is getting out of hand."
 a robot: "These other cats...who are they and why do you keep looking at their pictures?"
 chhumphrey: @Sandor Keyboard Cat Jr finds your lack of mouse disturbing
 Sandor: Keyboard Cat Jr
 Sandor: Keyboard Cat Jr
 kinggheedra: we need to talk...
Image 138189   10-16-16   Uploaded by    night shift
Image 138188 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by electrode. You have brought shame on us, electrode.
 AverageJoe: kinda, I suppose
 guest: anyone remember that aaron carter song about shaq? also, the man just bought a rocket league team
Image 138187   10-16-16   Uploaded by    a spider plan
 Hiddentigerma: @Mr. Whiskers People who buy fancy coffee aren't real human beings.
 Scoo: And you shall know the Kwisatz Haderach, for she will instinctively wear her infinity scarf fitted desert-style, and in Uggs walk without rhythm.
 San DoDo: It. Must. Flow!
 chhumphrey: @scribbs You mean they weren't already?
 scribbs: Book club idea: Everybody re-read "Dune," but imagine all the characters dressed in Halloween costumes.
 Mr. Whiskers: Well, buyers of pumpkin spice coffee certainly have the "blue within blue eyes" thing nailed
Image 138186   10-16-16   Uploaded by    thrilhouse
 Beef Supreme: Sprite hired Mike Tyson to read their slogan, which came out as "Obey your thirth".
 BlarfyB: @Sandor Lousy Smarch weather!
 Air Biscuit: @fanny and phteven
 scribbs: "Febtober!"
 Sandor: At least it's still not Smarch
 ModelTRex: Preceded by June 2rd and followed by the 4nd.
 Borkf: What do you want, a medal? #125483
 fanny: *brought to you by Mike Tyson
 WTF: Threeth
Image 138185   10-16-16   Uploaded by    windows96
 Hosebag: LOL, snort....
 scribbs: "I've had this post since I was a piglet."
 a robot: This is a pretty good post.
 carpwoman: This post is relevant.
 Knice: "I love this post."
Image 138184   10-16-16   Uploaded by    In The Pocket
 scribbs: @jochenau "Ugh! Oh! Oof!" "Quit blinking, hon."
 jochenau: @scribbs Her hair's connected to her eyelids via a pulley.
 etc: So you're an alien. How's that working out for you?
 scribbs: Judging from her expression, the hair on the model in front of her must really be something.
 a robot: Fashion is stupid.
 Fiasco: What did you expect to happen when you cloned Bendict Cumberbatch? Stop playing God!
 Thyming: They even got the fact that one ball always hangs lower than the other correct!
 WTF: A rare image a female Goomba from Super Mario 5.
 Jeannie C: Help! I can't even look! Just get it off, please!
 Knice: Business in the front; bison-scrote in the back.
Image 138183   10-16-16   Uploaded by    Call Of Pooty
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