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267950  Not A Bot: Stop it humanity, you're doing me a dispair

267869  brown tony: @Scoo lolol

267936  Micro Jackson: I know I've been whisking the cat for hours but it's still kinda lumpy

267940  Micro Jackson: Recursive

267942  Micro Jackson: C'mon pupper! Eat the homework like a good doggo!

267943  Micro Jackson: Low budget Titanic remake

267944  Micro Jackson: Off to wabbit skool!

267946  Micro Jackson: Gonna be hard to get the lasagne stains out

267947  Micro Jackson: ABSolutely not

267949  Micro Jackson: @hapi papi That's kinda the point. It makes as much sense as any other religion.

267951  Micro Jackson: 10: PRINT "BOOBS" 20: GOTO 10

267952  Micro Jackson: Why?

267955  Micro Jackson: It won't last

267957  Micro Jackson: Listen up, pup!

267958  Micro Jackson: Pump YOU up!

267938  MrBoffo: Snakes love this!

267943  MrBoffo: Swann's Way

267949  MrBoffo: ANT-KNEEEE!

267952  MrBoffo: None Of The Above

267932  dangerkeith3000: I don't get these pop culture jokes.

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267648 Christina: By the way, if not for crazy women, some men would never get laid at all.

267930 Mad Collager: My, she has lots of spirit!

267564 Bluetocracy: Leonard, put down the flashlight and take off that silly robe, I'm trying to watch tv!

267576 VeeKay: Johnny Tightlips.

267597 BavidDowie: All your bass are belong to him

267839 mammal883: @ignatz AND, I don't like the way the stripes on his tie and shirt don't line up...

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267580 VeeKay: Not shown = Young Ettiene, who lives in an asylum.

267713 dangerkeith3000: The human Centipede.

267859 Mr. Butt: @fanny Instructions unclear. Ewok stuck in ass.

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 6. toad: 2147 points
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 8. time is wastin: 1673 points
 9. static xyz: 1632 points
10. Shay: 1535 points
11. bbbrandon: 1530 points
12. Mustyrats: 1524 points
13. Double-Munched Tacotito: 1460 points
14. Annoying Vegan : 1454 points
15. Mexico: 1436 points
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 scribbs: It wasn't true love, so the girlfriend bit ain't no thing.
 SomeCanadian: It may look sad, but it's actually mal-bear. ...I'll see myself out.
 fumbduck: This deletes the bear.
 Amy Housewine: Poor bear.
Image 138192   10-16-16   Uploaded by    sad face
 gggina: Ah, the classics.
 Warrax: He seems fine with this turn of events.
 scribbs: He's gonna have a hell of a time pooping that.
 duckfarts: get the wedge on the competition
 duckfarts: don't knock it till you tri it
 guest: i don't know what i was expecting
 WTF: "See, just like real life."
 ch: this is a fabrication
Image 138191   10-16-16   Uploaded by    lebron
 Largehand: This made a comment like a hundred images up hilarious but I don't want to go through every image again to find out if I +'d it already :(
 Mad Collager: @Sadbot Elected by germophiles.
 Sadbot: That sneeze grew up to be president
 Air Biscuit: Guy driving beside bus, car covered in bumper stickers "I support a political candidate"
 Scoo: Guy running along beside the train: "I do crossfit!"
 WTF: And the entire plane full of God fearing, America loving passengers clapped.
 Amy Housewine: @Sandor Those little bastards.
 Sandor: @Amy Housewine that's what the one inch people want you to believe
 Amy Housewine: @Sandor Conceivably they might be occupied by one-inch tall people, I suppose. I'm not sure if I'd believe that though.
 Sandor: @Amy Housewine All the seats are empty
 Sandor: @Amy Housewine All the seats are empty
 Amy Housewine: Only hearing two voices in my head wasn't too bad, as days go.
 Knice: Bus Driver: "And me? Albert Einstein!!"
 ModelTRex: "I ran a marathon yesterday!"
 Borkf: totallyhappened.jpg
Image 138190   10-16-16   Uploaded by    badger
 SpaceCow: "Jerry, your password isn't secure."
 camellia: My Sister Huffs Whiteboard Erasers and Silly String
 scribbs: "Your porn addiction is getting out of hand."
 a robot: "These other cats...who are they and why do you keep looking at their pictures?"
 chhumphrey: @Sandor Keyboard Cat Jr finds your lack of mouse disturbing
 Sandor: Keyboard Cat Jr
 Sandor: Keyboard Cat Jr
 kinggheedra: we need to talk...
Image 138189   10-16-16   Uploaded by    night shift
Image 138188 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by electrode. We'll pray for you, electrode.
 AverageJoe: kinda, I suppose
 guest: anyone remember that aaron carter song about shaq? also, the man just bought a rocket league team
Image 138187   10-16-16   Uploaded by    a spider plan
 Hiddentigerma: @Mr. Whiskers People who buy fancy coffee aren't real human beings.
 Scoo: And you shall know the Kwisatz Haderach, for she will instinctively wear her infinity scarf fitted desert-style, and in Uggs walk without rhythm.
 San DoDo: It. Must. Flow!
 chhumphrey: @scribbs You mean they weren't already?
 scribbs: Book club idea: Everybody re-read "Dune," but imagine all the characters dressed in Halloween costumes.
 Mr. Whiskers: Well, buyers of pumpkin spice coffee certainly have the "blue within blue eyes" thing nailed
Image 138186   10-16-16   Uploaded by    thrilhouse
 Beef Supreme: Sprite hired Mike Tyson to read their slogan, which came out as "Obey your thirth".
 BlarfyB: @Sandor Lousy Smarch weather!
 Air Biscuit: @fanny and phteven
 scribbs: "Febtober!"
 Sandor: At least it's still not Smarch
 ModelTRex: Preceded by June 2rd and followed by the 4nd.
 Borkf: What do you want, a medal? #125483
 fanny: *brought to you by Mike Tyson
 WTF: Threeth
Image 138185   10-16-16   Uploaded by    windows96
 Hosebag: LOL, snort....
 scribbs: "I've had this post since I was a piglet."
 a robot: This is a pretty good post.
 pleasing: This post is relevant.
 Knice: "I love this post."
Image 138184   10-16-16   Uploaded by    In The Pocket
 scribbs: @jochenau "Ugh! Oh! Oof!" "Quit blinking, hon."
 MikeWhiskey: @scribbs Her hair's connected to her eyelids via a pulley.
 etc: So you're an alien. How's that working out for you?
 scribbs: Judging from her expression, the hair on the model in front of her must really be something.
 a robot: Fashion is stupid.
 Fiasco: What did you expect to happen when you cloned Bendict Cumberbatch? Stop playing God!
 Thyming: They even got the fact that one ball always hangs lower than the other correct!
 WTF: A rare image a female Goomba from Super Mario 5.
 Jeannie C: Help! I can't even look! Just get it off, please!
 Knice: Business in the front; bison-scrote in the back.
Image 138183   10-16-16   Uploaded by    Call Of Pooty
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