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210239  Felicity: Robot activated

210240  Felicity: Now I want a hamburger. And I still want pizza, from before!

210231  a robot: Wake me up when you're serving steamed hams.

210248  SharkysMachine: Got my spine, got my orange crush

210172  Felicity: Time to catch the Shuttlebus Tyderium

210240  bug: Also, great username/upload.

210240  bug: same.

210252  Youll Cowards: Bricktop, you're such a charmer.

210196  Felicity: @Dr Awkward Did they revoke his honourary doctorate of physical education?

210212  illBilliam: The scroll down on this pic was excellent.

210252  Bumbo Lungys: Dya like dags?

210244  AlexDeLarge: Virus danced crazy!

210229  illBilliam: This guy probably paid for this.

210244  Mr. Shine: *and the werld's a phage . . . *

210228  Not A Bot: ...came.

210243  Mr. Shine: *approaches table* "OK, who ordered the Pollo ala Guano?"

210252  Mord Tingies: Or be fed to the pigs!

210206  Mr. Shine: At least I won't have to *crawl* underneath in order to cut the brakelines

210149  Prumbo: @a spider plan man alive

210175  Mr. Shine: I accidentally set fire to this showroom.

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210045 Yurishiro: Dickeyboard? No I do NOT want to hear the sounds it makes.

210015 Yurishiro: Eat pizza in Italy, after that you'll find anywhere else's pizza is gross or not even pizza at all.

210121 Teechur: @Christina @dangerkeith3000 He may only be an amateur baiter. He needs to take his baiting to the master level.

210132 Chest Rockwell: This guy's kid must be huge.

210107 Felicity: @brown tony I have to pee pretty soon. One time I applied for a data entry job with this teacher who had a Macintosh LC and I really wanted to use that Macintosh LC but my friend got the job instead. In 1986-1987 there was a fashion trend of Asian men dying just one lock of hair blond, and I miss that, it was sexy.

210150 Ulillillia: The Cathy Gourmet

210095 Christina: None of those will happen.

210162 a robot: Why is someone testing out the world's most obnoxiously bright camera flash in this random office?

210026 Science: @Greek Fire: Yes, but stone does tend to be more resilient than composite materials, and especially tarmac. Roman roads also didn't have the tremendous weights and traffic flows that roads today do. Plus slavery makes it super cheap and easy to produce wonders that last throughout the ages.

210039 kristaleibel: For sale: baby shoes, never worn.



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 werterland: Good thing they had a broom ready.
 ThatGuy: @Science oh for sure...
 hearsegirl: ha hah!
 Warrax: @Science I spent 3 years wiring places like that. Can confirm.
 Science: @ThatGuy: I will guarantee that this is some shitty tract home in some shitty tract community where everything looks nice, but is, in fact, absolutely the lowest quality garbage assembled the the most half-assed way.
 Amy Housewine: Just out of frame: a cat whistles nonchalently.
 ThatGuy: @Musician I would have paid more attention to nailing and glueing the mount
 Dan Tagonistic: *splat!*
 chhumphrey: Silly homeowner, mantles are for curios
 Musician: Did not nail the dismount
 fakeusername: mounting a TV right over a fireplace doesn't seem like a real great idea whether it sticks or not
 grizzly: @Janston that looks like a guitar that hasn't been touched in years. It was used to play wonderwall.
 funny in the wall: thuat's kind of awesome. hopefully it is a teachable moment
 Janston: Guitar looks unscathed, at least.
 Mad Collager: Too much YouTube and too little gluetube.
 SomeCanadian: *Walks into room* *Turns around* *Walks out of room*
 Mr. Shine: Your living room has been dismantled.
 ignatz: Told you we should've used epoxy..
Image 137806   10-14-16   Uploaded by    midnightmosesuk
Score:
522
 
 BlarfyB: Brandenburgertorluftballon
 hearsegirl: all our parthenons float up here
 chhumphrey: @LogicKitty Sorry, the other song is more memorable
 LogicKitty: @chhumphrey Whatever you do don't think about yellow submarines
 SomeCanadian: @chhumphrey *Maniacal laughter*
 chhumphrey: @SomeCanadian Thanks, now that song's going to be stuck in my head all afternoon!
 Side Boob: For a moment, I was legitimately worried this was a Trump balloon
 Mad Collager: For some, balloons are a gateway to aviation addiction.
 SomeCanadian: 99 Luftballons Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont Hielt man fr Ufos aus dem All Darum schickte ein General 'ne Fliegerstaffel hinterher Alarm zu geben, wenn es so wr Dabei war'n da am Horizont Nur 99 Luftballons
 Mr. Shine: If I saw this IRL I would sincerely question my reality for a few moments.
Image 137805   10-14-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
Score:
421
 
 Fett4life: Two thumbs up your butt
 Skaalar: Not in public honey, for gods sake.
 chhumphrey: Wait, that's not lube!
 Musician: She's a nurse who frequently has to administer suppositories. Now how much fun is she?
 skillet: She seems fun.
 Mr. Shine: @SomeCanadian Ribald japery at that! Oddsbodkins!
 Mr. Shine: Rad for a lady who knows what she likes.
 SomeCanadian: Covering up the first letter of sign to say something risque?!? Capital japery!
 ClockworkJackalope: Is she looking to give or receive
Image 137804   10-14-16   Uploaded by    sundragon
Score:
310
 
 BlarfyB: Le Voyage dans la Lune
 LogicKitty: Mother Theresa's death mask?
 Mad Collager: A product of the casting couch, no doubt.
 SomeCanadian: Put it back, whatever it is/
Image 137803   10-14-16   Uploaded by    Oh Don Piano
Score:
747
 
 scribbs: So coy.
 Flirb Dampumple: oh man I can't believe I hit Rad on that
 ClockworkJackalope: Ugh last night I got hakuna ma fucked up
 msmstud: "Not this shit again."
 Peach: *swoooooon*
 grizzly: Me this morning.
Image 137802   10-14-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
Score:
244
 
 Skaalar: @DrinkMixMan "It's free if you find something moving."
 DrinkMixMan: Are there any words more appetizing than "Eat at your own risk?"
 tamarindo: @msmstud god damn it
 msmstud: @tamarindo -- I think you have it backwards.
 tamarindo: Direct current only, Tesla would be proud.
 SomeCanadian: How about DC? Can we rock?
Image 137801   10-14-16   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
Score:
990
 
 Mad Collager: Perfect landscaping for #137494!
 SomeCanadian: Now your standard home insurance boilerplate covers a foundation built upon ancient Native American graveyards and the like, but what you have here is a giant problem. Now your policy doesn't cover that and I would hazard this is going to cost you a pretty penny in foundation and roofing fees.
 msmstud: it really ties the room together!
 tamarindo: What a twist!
 Mr. Shine: Magic beans, you said, Jack?
Image 137800   10-14-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
323
 
 DrinkMixMan: youtu.be/…
 hurr: i'd double rad this if i could
 grizzly: This makes me happy.
 amyandy: I can't believe it took this long for this election to go low
 tib gubb: ouch.
Image 137799   10-14-16   Uploaded by    eider
Score:
295
 
 beep: Perffff!
 wakkawakka: parse error
 ch: the future is here but this is the exact opposite of the jetpack i am owed
 Flirb Dampumple: This guy makes me want to go to Six Flags
 a robot: Time Cube guy is getting lazy
 Side Boob: Cool photoshopped glasses!
 Coolguy: Man brain is burning already. Too early for that today
 Janston: I;m stil thinkin bout thos anime tweaks
 SpaceCow: Word Salad your homie that got your back? Bring Doge with bucket for one simple trick and have stroke call EMS.
Image 137798   10-14-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
Score:
259
 
 Ukulelemike: I think he's going to perffff the kerning there!
 Coolguy: Oh hai
 SpaceCow: Air Tracy Jordan.
 tamarindo: Nice butt! According to the label, that butt is revolutionary wicking, superior drying, and shrink resistant.
 Jennerator: He's propelling himself toward the hole with fart gases
 winwolf: Air Barkley.
Image 137797   10-14-16   Uploaded by    fullofwind
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