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168709  Staida: Today my jurisdiction ends here

169106  Theimposter: Like the movie 'rubber', but sucks more.

168872  Staida: These should be on the bottom of pizza boxes and other things we don't generally recycle

168879  Staida: When did Bada Bing become 'Ba dum tss?'

168881  Staida: Are you suggesting that we exhale the dangerous greenhouse gas CO2? How long has THIS been going on!!?!??!?!?!!!111eleven

168957  Staida: Is this descriptive of the people? Or an edict to me? Yes... I WILL bone people! Thanks Bone People!

169229  Theimposter: Why are there tentacles?

169044  Staida: People do that all the time, you really ought to be sorry about the terrible cake. Please do not apologize for that with cake.

169300  Peter Pantsless: Here's the second meanest thing I've ever done: 7th grade, sex-ed class. We all got to write an anonymous question and turn it in. I wrote "If white people have white sperm, is mine black?" Only one black kid in the class, a friend at the time. We both laughed later, but I was such an asshole

169101  Ironass: Here are sexier rocks, what this rock aspires to be #150177

169291  Bast Relief: Wow I haven't seen Salad Fingers in a long time.

169139  Staida: But not your talent

169299  Peter Pantsless: I mean I've eaten dog food before, but I just stabbed across the outside with a knife until stuff came out. Being poor is a skill

169043  apoxia: All I've found in the river in my back yard is plastic bags filled with mud.

169160  Ironass: What's up,dawg?

169195  Ironass: I maded deese.

169299  Staida: First your cheap can opener breaks, next it will be that cheap drill. There's a lesson in this.

169079  apoxia: Why the fuck did I train for 9 years to be a clinical psychologist!!

169266  Staida: Just plug right in to the ethernope port

169273  Staida: they are good dogs brent

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169255 Mr Blah Blah: So this is how Margret Frigidaire tests to see if the pasta is ready.

169145 a robot: Organ-Player-Bot always was a little preachy :/

169177 antipatterns: Freud called it the "death instinct" but yes there are hedonistic times ahead

169218 ch: This was the role that got John Hodgman those Apple commercials

169220 El Barto: Semantics.

169200 Suburbanmom: SO glad that it is still cool to be a virgin!

169249 Teechur: @funny in the wall I have had limited experience with ferrets, so I will bow to your knowledge. I had a cat that would crap on top of my car and try to cover it up. Star scratches all over the roof. Asscat.

169266 Staida: Just plug right in to the ethernope port

169121 Nwcorset: @tokyopig it wasn't just run of the mill cruelty. He tortured dogs for fun. A very sick individual.

169229 Theimposter: Why are there tentacles?



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 werterland: Good thing they had a broom ready.
 ThatGuy: @Science oh for sure...
 hearsegirl: ha hah!
 Warrax: @Science I spent 3 years wiring places like that. Can confirm.
 Science: @ThatGuy: I will guarantee that this is some shitty tract home in some shitty tract community where everything looks nice, but is, in fact, absolutely the lowest quality garbage assembled the the most half-assed way.
 Amy Housewine: Just out of frame: a cat whistles nonchalently.
 ThatGuy: @Musician I would have paid more attention to nailing and glueing the mount
 Dan Tagonistic: *splat!*
 chhumphrey: Silly homeowner, mantles are for curios
 Musician: Did not nail the dismount
 fakeusername: mounting a TV right over a fireplace doesn't seem like a real great idea whether it sticks or not
 grizzly: @Janston that looks like a guitar that hasn't been touched in years. It was used to play wonderwall.
 funny in the wall: thuat's kind of awesome. hopefully it is a teachable moment
 Janston: Guitar looks unscathed, at least.
 Mad Collager: Too much YouTube and too little gluetube.
 SomeCanadian: *Walks into room* *Turns around* *Walks out of room*
 Mr. Shine: Your living room has been dismantled.
 ignatz: Told you we should've used epoxy..
Image 137806   10-14-16   Uploaded by    midnightmosesuk
Score:
522
 
 BlarfyB: Brandenburgertorluftballon
 hearsegirl: all our parthenons float up here
 chhumphrey: @LogicKitty Sorry, the other song is more memorable
 LogicKitty: @chhumphrey Whatever you do don't think about yellow submarines
 SomeCanadian: @chhumphrey *Maniacal laughter*
 chhumphrey: @SomeCanadian Thanks, now that song's going to be stuck in my head all afternoon!
 Side Boob: For a moment, I was legitimately worried this was a Trump balloon
 Mad Collager: For some, balloons are a gateway to aviation addiction.
 SomeCanadian: 99 Luftballons Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont Hielt man fr Ufos aus dem All Darum schickte ein General 'ne Fliegerstaffel hinterher Alarm zu geben, wenn es so wr Dabei war'n da am Horizont Nur 99 Luftballons
 Mr. Shine: If I saw this IRL I would sincerely question my reality for a few moments.
Image 137805   10-14-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
Score:
421
 
 Fett4life: Two thumbs up your butt
 Skaalar: Not in public honey, for gods sake.
 chhumphrey: Wait, that's not lube!
 Musician: She's a nurse who frequently has to administer suppositories. Now how much fun is she?
 skillet: She seems fun.
 Mr. Shine: @SomeCanadian Ribald japery at that! Oddsbodkins!
 Mr. Shine: Rad for a lady who knows what she likes.
 SomeCanadian: Covering up the first letter of sign to say something risque?!? Capital japery!
 ClockworkJackalope: Is she looking to give or receive
Image 137804   10-14-16   Uploaded by    sundragon
Score:
310
 
 BlarfyB: Le Voyage dans la Lune
 LogicKitty: Mother Theresa's death mask?
 Mad Collager: A product of the casting couch, no doubt.
 SomeCanadian: Put it back, whatever it is/
Image 137803   10-14-16   Uploaded by    Oh Don Piano
Score:
747
 
 scribbs: So coy.
 Flirb Dampumple: oh man I can't believe I hit Rad on that
 ClockworkJackalope: Ugh last night I got hakuna ma fucked up
 msmstud: "Not this shit again."
 Peach: *swoooooon*
 grizzly: Me this morning.
Image 137802   10-14-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
Score:
244
 
 Skaalar: @DrinkMixMan "It's free if you find something moving."
 DrinkMixMan: Are there any words more appetizing than "Eat at your own risk?"
 tamarindo: @msmstud god damn it
 msmstud: @tamarindo -- I think you have it backwards.
 tamarindo: Direct current only, Tesla would be proud.
 SomeCanadian: How about DC? Can we rock?
Image 137801   10-14-16   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
Score:
990
 
 Mad Collager: Perfect landscaping for #137494!
 SomeCanadian: Now your standard home insurance boilerplate covers a foundation built upon ancient Native American graveyards and the like, but what you have here is a giant problem. Now your policy doesn't cover that and I would hazard this is going to cost you a pretty penny in foundation and roofing fees.
 msmstud: it really ties the room together!
 tamarindo: What a twist!
 Mr. Shine: Magic beans, you said, Jack?
Image 137800   10-14-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
323
 
 DrinkMixMan: youtu.be/…
 hurr: i'd double rad this if i could
 grizzly: This makes me happy.
 amyandy: I can't believe it took this long for this election to go low
 tib gubb: ouch.
Image 137799   10-14-16   Uploaded by    eider
Score:
295
 
 beep: Perffff!
 wakkawakka: parse error
 ch: the future is here but this is the exact opposite of the jetpack i am owed
 Flirb Dampumple: This guy makes me want to go to Six Flags
 a robot: Time Cube guy is getting lazy
 Side Boob: Cool photoshopped glasses!
 Coolguy: Man brain is burning already. Too early for that today
 Janston: I;m stil thinkin bout thos anime tweaks
 SpaceCow: Word Salad your homie that got your back? Bring Doge with bucket for one simple trick and have stroke call EMS.
Image 137798   10-14-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
Score:
259
 
 Ukulelemike: I think he's going to perffff the kerning there!
 Coolguy: Oh hai
 SpaceCow: Air Tracy Jordan.
 tamarindo: Nice butt! According to the label, that butt is revolutionary wicking, superior drying, and shrink resistant.
 Jennerator: He's propelling himself toward the hole with fart gases
 winwolf: Air Barkley.
Image 137797   10-14-16   Uploaded by    fullofwind
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