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238131  itskando: Son of Billy-Mays here, and I'm going to sell YOU a Sham-BOW-WOW!

238131  itskando: I have no idea what I'm doing.

238129  itskando: The Darjeeling Limited and Isle of Dogs mash-up coming along.

238129  Mr. Whiskers: Im from Maryland, btw, I just remember singing "the despot's heel is on thy shore" as a kid without realizing the "despot" was the US government

238129  Mr. Whiskers: I was about to start writing the Maryland state anthem before I remembered it's a confederate battle hymn

238120  Ulillillia: Ha ha cute, so no point wasting my time coming here

238129  Teechur: A posse of lads in plaid!

238124  Mr. Whiskers: Since the signature says its "Imanas Hoal", Im going with fake

238114  Not A Bot: Oh snap, now I need one of these.

238132  Mexico: I'll do it, but because I want to be the end boss of the cemetery I'm buried in.

238133  glenalec: Nope, they generally just bump the crappy bits forward to compensate.

238136  glenalec: The guys on production line 18 have been doing that for years!

237992  Snow Plow: @Robespierre Looool

238125  itskando
238125  itskando: In the third panel, he's balls and naked. The dog remains the same

238112  wolfpk: Yahoo is the only one of those that is still seriously active. (I don't count AOL as seriously active)

238123  Ulillillia: @WTF "Grab them by the..."

238115  wolfpk: What Chewy should have done.

238123  WTF: Either those are tiny hands or that's a huge...

238124  charlemagne: is normandale a college for opticians

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237987 Ulillillia: 1997...yeah, I would been all right with technology stopping there. Though dealing with only physical media was a pain.

238029 Side Boob: They increased the horsepower by removing the turn signals.

238038 glenalec: vv Ewwww. That didn't come out right at all :-(

238015 BavidDowie: Norte Dame: Home of the Figthing Irish

238048 Christina: A side quest awaits you.

238024 well duh: Unfortunately, this happens regularly with large horned or antlered animals; reindeer are especially susceptible.

237968 fanny: @Annoying Vegan i just scrolled the link you sent, absolutely stunning cakes! The Breaking Bad ones are incredible!!

238075 antipatterns: Lol the dude who invented the Cherokee language basically did it alone in his house and everyone in the village thought he was crazy. Took him years and multiple attempts with ideograms and others to devise the modern 86 character Cherokee language. Wild story.

237928 funny in the wall: gelato is the only food in italy worth eating, i'd eat that tower

237950 Sadbot: @grizzly No bravery, I was around for the heyday of and stileproject. I fight for the living, as I'm already dead.

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11. Dresdenkeogh: 2012 points
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 werterland: Good thing they had a broom ready.
 ThatGuy: @Science oh for sure...
 hearsegirl: ha hah!
 Warrax: @Science I spent 3 years wiring places like that. Can confirm.
 Science: @ThatGuy: I will guarantee that this is some shitty tract home in some shitty tract community where everything looks nice, but is, in fact, absolutely the lowest quality garbage assembled the the most half-assed way.
 Amy Housewine: Just out of frame: a cat whistles nonchalently.
 ThatGuy: @Musician I would have paid more attention to nailing and glueing the mount
 Dan Tagonistic: *splat!*
 chhumphrey: Silly homeowner, mantles are for curios
 Musician: Did not nail the dismount
 fakeusername: mounting a TV right over a fireplace doesn't seem like a real great idea whether it sticks or not
 grizzly: @Janston that looks like a guitar that hasn't been touched in years. It was used to play wonderwall.
 funny in the wall: thuat's kind of awesome. hopefully it is a teachable moment
 Janston: Guitar looks unscathed, at least.
 Mad Collager: Too much YouTube and too little gluetube.
 SomeCanadian: *Walks into room* *Turns around* *Walks out of room*
 Mr. Shine: Your living room has been dismantled.
 ignatz: Told you we should've used epoxy..
Image 137806   10-14-16   Uploaded by    midnightmosesuk
 BlarfyB: Brandenburgertorluftballon
 hearsegirl: all our parthenons float up here
 chhumphrey: @LogicKitty Sorry, the other song is more memorable
 LogicKitty: @chhumphrey Whatever you do don't think about yellow submarines
 SomeCanadian: @chhumphrey *Maniacal laughter*
 chhumphrey: @SomeCanadian Thanks, now that song's going to be stuck in my head all afternoon!
 Side Boob: For a moment, I was legitimately worried this was a Trump balloon
 Mad Collager: For some, balloons are a gateway to aviation addiction.
 SomeCanadian: 99 Luftballons Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont Hielt man fr Ufos aus dem All Darum schickte ein General 'ne Fliegerstaffel hinterher Alarm zu geben, wenn es so wr Dabei war'n da am Horizont Nur 99 Luftballons
 Mr. Shine: If I saw this IRL I would sincerely question my reality for a few moments.
Image 137805   10-14-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
 Fett4life: Two thumbs up your butt
 Skaalar: Not in public honey, for gods sake.
 chhumphrey: Wait, that's not lube!
 Musician: She's a nurse who frequently has to administer suppositories. Now how much fun is she?
 skillet: She seems fun.
 Mr. Shine: @SomeCanadian Ribald japery at that! Oddsbodkins!
 Mr. Shine: Rad for a lady who knows what she likes.
 SomeCanadian: Covering up the first letter of sign to say something risque?!? Capital japery!
 ClockworkJackalope: Is she looking to give or receive
Image 137804   10-14-16   Uploaded by    sundragon
 BlarfyB: Le Voyage dans la Lune
 LogicKitty: Mother Theresa's death mask?
 Mad Collager: A product of the casting couch, no doubt.
 SomeCanadian: Put it back, whatever it is/
Image 137803   10-14-16   Uploaded by    Oh Don Piano
 scribbs: So coy.
 Flirb Dampumple: oh man I can't believe I hit Rad on that
 ClockworkJackalope: Ugh last night I got hakuna ma fucked up
 msmstud: "Not this shit again."
 Peach: *swoooooon*
 grizzly: Me this morning.
Image 137802   10-14-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
 Skaalar: @DrinkMixMan "It's free if you find something moving."
 DrinkMixMan: Are there any words more appetizing than "Eat at your own risk?"
 tamarindo: @msmstud god damn it
 msmstud: @tamarindo -- I think you have it backwards.
 tamarindo: Direct current only, Tesla would be proud.
 SomeCanadian: How about DC? Can we rock?
Image 137801   10-14-16   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
 Mad Collager: Perfect landscaping for #137494!
 SomeCanadian: Now your standard home insurance boilerplate covers a foundation built upon ancient Native American graveyards and the like, but what you have here is a giant problem. Now your policy doesn't cover that and I would hazard this is going to cost you a pretty penny in foundation and roofing fees.
 msmstud: it really ties the room together!
 tamarindo: What a twist!
 Mr. Shine: Magic beans, you said, Jack?
Image 137800   10-14-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 hurr: i'd double rad this if i could
 grizzly: This makes me happy.
 amyandy: I can't believe it took this long for this election to go low
 tib gubb: ouch.
Image 137799   10-14-16   Uploaded by    eider
 beep: Perffff!
 wakkawakka: parse error
 ch: the future is here but this is the exact opposite of the jetpack i am owed
 Flirb Dampumple: This guy makes me want to go to Six Flags
 a robot: Time Cube guy is getting lazy
 Side Boob: Cool photoshopped glasses!
 Coolguy: Man brain is burning already. Too early for that today
 Janston: I;m stil thinkin bout thos anime tweaks
 SpaceCow: Word Salad your homie that got your back? Bring Doge with bucket for one simple trick and have stroke call EMS.
Image 137798   10-14-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
 Ukulelemike: I think he's going to perffff the kerning there!
 Coolguy: Oh hai
 SpaceCow: Air Tracy Jordan.
 tamarindo: Nice butt! According to the label, that butt is revolutionary wicking, superior drying, and shrink resistant.
 Jennerator: He's propelling himself toward the hole with fart gases
 winwolf: Air Barkley.
Image 137797   10-14-16   Uploaded by    fullofwind
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