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248803  a robot: If you're a skeleton, aren't you already dead?

248812  lolnotrly: Murder is a little much. Try with a fine for jay walking

248812  Mumbles: That's so raven.

248796  Christina: Edit and send.

248635  isosceleswaffle: Joke's on you clickbait, I remember all the embarrassing things I did in the past couple decades or so.

248799  Scoo: They're all good names, Brenthovan

248762  Scoo: @E. HONDA Kreacher was definitely a House Orc

248693  Science: @dangerkeith3000: How about something that you'll actually want to watch? (I kid - Amazon Prime has much worse content)

248802  Yurishiro: Those claws tell a different less cute story.

248807  Yurishiro: SO MUCH KNOB

248788  Science: @jochenau: That too.

248809  Yurishiro: HA! You can't wirte!

248810  Yurishiro: But I won't.

248792  Yurishiro: @Side Boob You have to yell "PENIS FOR PASSWORD"

248797  Yurishiro: *tiny voices chanting*

248792  WTF: I yelled 'A9F1BDF1DAB1NVT4F4F59' and passed out from lack of oxygen.

248801  Yurishiro: Dunked in the nuts by my own nuts.

248788  Yurishiro: Liar. SHOW US THE FEET.

248791  Yurishiro: @Zarathustra @Yam isn't barrack where they train soldiers?

248797  sparename: Lady Fractelle

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248670 Mr. Shine: @charlemagne genius comment, I loved it!

248701 Sadbot: @Otterman That sounds like a good time. I had the fried sauerkraut, fried fried chicken and waffles, and fried chocolate chip pancake over a few years. The most underwhelming and overhyped was fried beer. "What if there were PBR Hot Pockets?" was not a question worth answering. Also I hope you went to the petting zoo, I like the wallabys

248691 Air Biscuit: What medusa calls "collateral damage"

248597 DrNinjaman: Cambridge Analytics is sneaky as fuck

248542 Science: @WannaBee: Ok - haven't bought any in many years.

248684 Springbok: Seems familiar

248680 bug: pornhub

248667 Hokie333: Heeeaaarrrrd.... yyyyyoooou.... wwwaaasssss... tallllkinnnnnnggg... ssshhhhiiiiiit....

248685 Felicity: Wasn*t that what Wreck-Gar said?

248734 glenalec: Get rid of post-baby belly with this one weird trick.



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11. dingding: 2111 points
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 werterland: Good thing they had a broom ready.
 ThatGuy: @Science oh for sure...
 hearsegirl: ha hah!
 Warrax: @Science I spent 3 years wiring places like that. Can confirm.
 Science: @ThatGuy: I will guarantee that this is some shitty tract home in some shitty tract community where everything looks nice, but is, in fact, absolutely the lowest quality garbage assembled the the most half-assed way.
 Amy Housewine: Just out of frame: a cat whistles nonchalently.
 ThatGuy: @Musician I would have paid more attention to nailing and glueing the mount
 Dan Tagonistic: *splat!*
 chhumphrey: Silly homeowner, mantles are for curios
 Musician: Did not nail the dismount
 fakeusername: mounting a TV right over a fireplace doesn't seem like a real great idea whether it sticks or not
 grizzly: @Janston that looks like a guitar that hasn't been touched in years. It was used to play wonderwall.
 funny in the wall: thuat's kind of awesome. hopefully it is a teachable moment
 Janston: Guitar looks unscathed, at least.
 Mad Collager: Too much YouTube and too little gluetube.
 SomeCanadian: *Walks into room* *Turns around* *Walks out of room*
 Mr. Shine: Your living room has been dismantled.
 ignatz: Told you we should've used epoxy..
Image 137806   10-14-16   Uploaded by    midnightmosesuk
Score:
522
 
 BlarfyB: Brandenburgertorluftballon
 hearsegirl: all our parthenons float up here
 chhumphrey: @LogicKitty Sorry, the other song is more memorable
 LogicKitty: @chhumphrey Whatever you do don't think about yellow submarines
 SomeCanadian: @chhumphrey *Maniacal laughter*
 chhumphrey: @SomeCanadian Thanks, now that song's going to be stuck in my head all afternoon!
 Side Boob: For a moment, I was legitimately worried this was a Trump balloon
 Mad Collager: For some, balloons are a gateway to aviation addiction.
 SomeCanadian: 99 Luftballons Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont Hielt man fr Ufos aus dem All Darum schickte ein General 'ne Fliegerstaffel hinterher Alarm zu geben, wenn es so wr Dabei war'n da am Horizont Nur 99 Luftballons
 Mr. Shine: If I saw this IRL I would sincerely question my reality for a few moments.
Image 137805   10-14-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
Score:
421
 
 Fett4life: Two thumbs up your butt
 Skaalar: Not in public honey, for gods sake.
 chhumphrey: Wait, that's not lube!
 Musician: She's a nurse who frequently has to administer suppositories. Now how much fun is she?
 skillet: She seems fun.
 Mr. Shine: @SomeCanadian Ribald japery at that! Oddsbodkins!
 Mr. Shine: Rad for a lady who knows what she likes.
 SomeCanadian: Covering up the first letter of sign to say something risque?!? Capital japery!
 ClockworkJackalope: Is she looking to give or receive
Image 137804   10-14-16   Uploaded by    sundragon
Score:
310
 
 BlarfyB: Le Voyage dans la Lune
 LogicKitty: Mother Theresa's death mask?
 Mad Collager: A product of the casting couch, no doubt.
 SomeCanadian: Put it back, whatever it is/
Image 137803   10-14-16   Uploaded by    Oh Don Piano
Score:
747
 
 scribbs: So coy.
 Flirb Dampumple: oh man I can't believe I hit Rad on that
 ClockworkJackalope: Ugh last night I got hakuna ma fucked up
 msmstud: "Not this shit again."
 Peach: *swoooooon*
 grizzly: Me this morning.
Image 137802   10-14-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
Score:
244
 
 Skaalar: @DrinkMixMan "It's free if you find something moving."
 DrinkMixMan: Are there any words more appetizing than "Eat at your own risk?"
 tamarindo: @msmstud god damn it
 msmstud: @tamarindo -- I think you have it backwards.
 tamarindo: Direct current only, Tesla would be proud.
 SomeCanadian: How about DC? Can we rock?
Image 137801   10-14-16   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
Score:
990
 
 Mad Collager: Perfect landscaping for #137494!
 SomeCanadian: Now your standard home insurance boilerplate covers a foundation built upon ancient Native American graveyards and the like, but what you have here is a giant problem. Now your policy doesn't cover that and I would hazard this is going to cost you a pretty penny in foundation and roofing fees.
 msmstud: it really ties the room together!
 tamarindo: What a twist!
 Mr. Shine: Magic beans, you said, Jack?
Image 137800   10-14-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
323
 
 DrinkMixMan: youtu.be/…
 hurr: i'd double rad this if i could
 grizzly: This makes me happy.
 amyandy: I can't believe it took this long for this election to go low
 tib gubb: ouch.
Image 137799   10-14-16   Uploaded by    eider
Score:
295
 
 beep: Perffff!
 wakkawakka: parse error
 ch: the future is here but this is the exact opposite of the jetpack i am owed
 Flirb Dampumple: This guy makes me want to go to Six Flags
 a robot: Time Cube guy is getting lazy
 Side Boob: Cool photoshopped glasses!
 Coolguy: Man brain is burning already. Too early for that today
 Janston: I;m stil thinkin bout thos anime tweaks
 SpaceCow: Word Salad your homie that got your back? Bring Doge with bucket for one simple trick and have stroke call EMS.
Image 137798   10-14-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
Score:
259
 
 Ukulelemike: I think he's going to perffff the kerning there!
 Coolguy: Oh hai
 SpaceCow: Air Tracy Jordan.
 tamarindo: Nice butt! According to the label, that butt is revolutionary wicking, superior drying, and shrink resistant.
 Jennerator: He's propelling himself toward the hole with fart gases
 winwolf: Air Barkley.
Image 137797   10-14-16   Uploaded by    fullofwind
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