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263429  agger gater: So cute. How does he/she keep his/her glasses on?

263390  Not A Bot: Before you die, you see the weather report!

263420  ignatz: Damn hipsters..

263424  ignatz: help end cruelty to fashion models

263408  FabricMan: "Jeff, sit down. I know I was your best doggo. We had great times with the ball, didn't we? I didn't mean for Cait and I to fall in love. It just happened. I hope you can respect our love and our wish to be together and raise our puppers."

263397  lecj07: I like the tilt of the cat's head. "Yeah, that's right. What are you gonna do about it?"

263422  a spider plan: Stop squeeeezing my tail!

263422  In The Pocket: Chandler can't smile.

263422  Beer 30: cheeeeeese

263411  Butcherboy: Aaaah thanks@au bon pain

263421  avemaria: You mean, 2 months old?

263400  Robespierre: Low Bid Paving Co. - Now In Pyongyang

263406  Robespierre: One stiff breeze and ... DANGER ZONE

263398  antipatterns: Cute in the same way that a child soldier wearing a Garfield t-shirt is

263409  Robespierre: He won't make it very far - he's not allowed to cross the street

263407  Robespierre: Then what happened?

263364  grizzly: Get in, loser, we're going dumpster diving!

263379  PenguinBartender: Yo dawg

263404  antipatterns: Ah Russians. One of the last people I can be racist against.

263379  Robespierre: Gusto gone for and gotten

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263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263162 Mr Bleak: @Felicity ISO 8601 indeed - that way, time lines up nicely as well.

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley



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 beep: Perffff!
 wakkawakka: parse error
 ch: the future is here but this is the exact opposite of the jetpack i am owed
 Flirb Dampumple: This guy makes me want to go to Six Flags
 a robot: Time Cube guy is getting lazy
 Side Boob: Cool photoshopped glasses!
 Coolguy: Man brain is burning already. Too early for that today
 Janston: I;m stil thinkin bout thos anime tweaks
 SpaceCow: Word Salad your homie that got your back? Bring Doge with bucket for one simple trick and have stroke call EMS.
Image 137798   10-14-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
Score:
259
 
 Ukulelemike: I think he's going to perffff the kerning there!
 Coolguy: Oh hai
 SpaceCow: Air Tracy Jordan.
 tamarindo: Nice butt! According to the label, that butt is revolutionary wicking, superior drying, and shrink resistant.
 Jennerator: He's propelling himself toward the hole with fart gases
 winwolf: Air Barkley.
Image 137797   10-14-16   Uploaded by    fullofwind
Score:
244
 
 WaffleIron: I just spent all week parking like a cunt in phoenix, not a single note.
 Wet farts: I park like one because I am one.
 ch: This is like an asshole volley
 msmstud: @Janston -- Depends where you are. In New Jersey that could be a thank-you note.
 unoplank: @Janston are you not seeing the smiley face???
 Janston: That is a shit parking job, but worth an extremely hostile note?
 San DoDo: @Annoying Vegan the sequel
 Annoying Vegan : Pounded in the beautiful people by my own bad parking job
Image 137796   10-14-16   Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
Score:
704
 
 LKoroton: read "Death with Interruptions" by Jose Saramago
 LaeMi: They just live on in agony, teetering on the edge until tomorrow.
 hearsegirl: The Grim Striker
 ShoKusogi: Today would be a good day to die. No, wait.
 ClockworkJackalope: @ BILL DOOR He finally has the time
 Air Biscuit: Normally radiation gives you cancer, but on special days...
 msmstud: Dammit!
 Mr. Shine: @a robot It's happened before.
 a robot: @BILL DOOR takes the day off
 WTF: Too bone-weary to round up today's souls.
 whiplash: Today? Are people buried the same day they die? Why couldn't you just hold the bodies in the funeral home until the cemetary re-opens? Your argument is invalid.
 tamarindo: Do you dare enter the house of MYSTERY? That's a 1970's mystery and suspense comic.
 mariofart: Well dang
Image 137795   10-14-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
Score:
380
 
 SomeCanadian: Videohorn
 ch: There should be about five more panels added to make this even more meta
 msmstud: As much as I shun the need for peer validation, it still creeps up from some pathetic niche in my psyche's subbasement.
 Flirb Dampumple: SNL.jpg
 SpaceCow: This is why you just post it on Facebook and walk away.
Image 137794   10-14-16   Uploaded by    doggggggie
Score:
752
 
 Janston: Not enough urine to be New York.
 msmstud: I bet he skips the turnstiles, cheap jerk.
 a robot: @Jennerator Even cats know the polite way to ride the subway
 Annoying Vegan : @SunWukong Sending cyberhugs in your general direction.
 SunWukong: That is one lovely Cat. Looks just like my Jasmine did. *BAWLS*
 VoR: @Side Boob Trying to pretend that he hasn't forgotten his suit
 Side Boob: Business Cat on his way to work
Image 137793   10-14-16   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
371
 
 ch: This is better than a jet pack, but the cemetery is closed today. Hot dog cat is taking the subway over and we're going to set up a little protest.
 msmstud: Very computer graphics much wow so advanced
 Jennerator: This is how the 2350's will remember the 1950's
 Minnesotan: New Dahir Inshaat kickstarter looking good
 SomeCanadian: Peter Theil is getting out of control
Image 137792   10-14-16   Uploaded by    dobbiesdoogs
Score:
673
 
 ThatGuy: Neversoft
 ShoKusogi: He's looking for a case of Visine
 ClockworkJackalope: Eye see what you did there
 ch: Hello children, Detached Retina Man here with an important message about laundromat manners
 msmstud: I'm ready to entertain the children.
 whiplash: Eye'm going trick-or-treating!
 tamarindo: So this is what the Residents look like naked.
 Jennerator: Beholder rolls a natural 1 when trying to polymorph into a human
 Science: Eye carumba
Image 137791   10-14-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
421
 
 WaffleIron: "Together forever and never to part!"
 msmstud: Princes of the Universe.
 msmstud: Eye of the Tiger.
 SpaceCow: "You got the touch!"
Image 137790   10-14-16   Uploaded by    flatluigi
Score:
565
 
 illBilliam: Fresh milk! Straight out of the cat in the dairy aisle!
 ClockworkJackalope: I have wears if you have coin
 SpaceCow: "Ok, human, you win. I need you to at least open the damn milk."
 duckfarts: yo get me outta dis wack ass dairy prison
 Jennerator: No cats for me, I'm lactose intolerant
 tamarindo: Then I told her to... *puts on glasses* chill out YEEEEEEEEEEAH
 SunWukong: Chill, lil' bud.
 Coolguy: Get out of there cat!
 champeen: wait.. wheres all the cream?
Image 137789   10-14-16   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
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