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267951  Micro Jackson: 10: PRINT "BOOBS" 20: GOTO 10

267952  Micro Jackson: Why?

267955  Micro Jackson: It won't last

267957  Micro Jackson: Listen up, pup!

267958  Micro Jackson: Pump YOU up!

267938  MrBoffo: Snakes love this!

267943  MrBoffo: Swann's Way

267949  MrBoffo: ANT-KNEEEE!

267952  MrBoffo: None Of The Above

267932  dangerkeith3000: I don't get these pop culture jokes.

267953  MrBoffo: HAW! An I bet these weirdos drive on the LEFT side of the road, too!

267936  dangerkeith3000: Haha PUN!

267937  dangerkeith3000: Dr Crusher, I presume?

267938  dangerkeith3000: *Brought to you by PETA

267946  Mr. Butt: The ideal woman.

267959  MrBoffo: Tom of Finland goes bestial

267941  dangerkeith3000: Keith Haring designed this spider.

267952  KnowLifer: It's a reversed technique. Computer would solve this in miliseconds so any wrong answer proves that you are a human

267943  dangerkeith3000: La Salle des Pas Perdus, Lucien Aigner

267944  dangerkeith3000: Little bunny Foofoo

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2. Not A Bot
3. DrNinjaman
4. MrBoffo
5. tib gubb
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9. Spazstatic
10. Side Boob



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267580 VeeKay: Not shown = Young Ettiene, who lives in an asylum.

267648 Christina: By the way, if not for crazy women, some men would never get laid at all.

267548 wolfpk: @Science As I said, FACTS NOT LIES. If you use easily disproven lies to bash someone, YOU lose all credibility. If you just use facts, you have credibility! It is just that simple!

267564 Bluetocracy: Leonard, put down the flashlight and take off that silly robe, I'm trying to watch tv!

267576 VeeKay: Johnny Tightlips.

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267839 mammal883: @ignatz AND, I don't like the way the stripes on his tie and shirt don't line up...

267930 Mad Collager: My, she has lots of spirit!

267597 BavidDowie: All your bass are belong to him

267649 Mr Bleak: I checked and it's weirder than I expected - they came from a forensics lab that had no more use for them, so they chucked then in a river ... In Russia, forensics come to you ...



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iCEy uploaded 267787 (798 points)
Unstableton uploaded 267819 (798 points)
The Bees uploaded 267439 (781 points)
sundragon uploaded 267499 (770 points)
MrBoffo uploaded 267546 (758 points)
Niels Bohr uploaded 267640 (749 points)
Side Boob uploaded 267850 (746 points)
Paint Chips uploaded 267707 (745 points)


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 9. static xyz: 1632 points
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11. bbbrandon: 1530 points
12. Mustyrats: 1524 points
13. Double-Munched Tacotito: 1460 points
14. Annoying Vegan : 1454 points
15. Mexico: 1436 points
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Score:
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 ThatGuy: Neversoft
 ShoKusogi: He's looking for a case of Visine
 ClockworkJackalope: Eye see what you did there
 ch: Hello children, Detached Retina Man here with an important message about laundromat manners
 msmstud: I'm ready to entertain the children.
 whiplash: Eye'm going trick-or-treating!
 tamarindo: So this is what the Residents look like naked.
 Jennerator: Beholder rolls a natural 1 when trying to polymorph into a human
 Science: Eye carumba
Image 137791   10-14-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
421
 
 WaffleIron: "Together forever and never to part!"
 msmstud: Princes of the Universe.
 msmstud: Eye of the Tiger.
 SpaceCow: "You got the touch!"
Image 137790   10-14-16   Uploaded by    flatluigi
Score:
565
 
 illBilliam: Fresh milk! Straight out of the cat in the dairy aisle!
 ClockworkJackalope: I have wears if you have coin
 SpaceCow: "Ok, human, you win. I need you to at least open the damn milk."
 duckfarts: yo get me outta dis wack ass dairy prison
 Jennerator: No cats for me, I'm lactose intolerant
 tamarindo: Then I told her to... *puts on glasses* chill out YEEEEEEEEEEAH
 SunWukong: Chill, lil' bud.
 Coolguy: Get out of there cat!
 champeen: wait.. wheres all the cream?
Image 137789   10-14-16   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
394
 
 Coolguy: @ignatz brilliant!
 Paint Chips: If I had all the money I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!
Image 137788   10-14-16   Uploaded by    CrookedCop
Score:
151
 
 BlarfyB: @SomeCanadian The metric system is a tool of the devil! My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it.
 Poop Bird: I live in this guy's state, I can confirm..he's a dope
 WTF: He emphasized the wrong part... it's metric SYSTEM not METRIC system.
 Jennerator: I'm holding my hands exactly one cubit apart
 SomeCanadian: 6 farthings to a hogshead!
 Coolguy: Ohhhh
 duckfarts: huh
Image 137787   10-14-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
Image 137786 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Mexico. Your image was bad, Mexico.
Score:
149
 
 SpaceCow: That's what he said. *wark* *wark*
 Jennerator: How is that in any way telling someone's fortune? I'd demand a refund
 duckfarts: @Borkf fortune cookies
 VoR: @Borkf I can probably go for one more.
 Borkf: Is anyone else over the whole "fortune cookie picture" thing?
Image 137785   10-14-16   Uploaded by    jackthesmack
Score:
420
 
 ChubbyBuddy: you guys are pretty cool. sorry i put all your dads in jail for crimes white people commit with impunity
 Beef Supreme: Sign of the beast. Plenty of pictures of world leaders flashing it at each other. It's how we wave to each other at Bohemian Grove.
 Pingu IRL: Top work!
 Wet farts: What am I doing? I'm so confused.
 Mr. Shine: "Tell your sisters to call me, heh heh heh."
 Starky15: One for pink, one for stink
 cenecia: West Wing REPRESENT!!
 Coolguy: I didn't inhale...
Image 137784   10-14-16   Uploaded by    eider
Score:
355
 
 ChubbyBuddy: guess I'm watching HGTV tonight
 Air Biscuit: It's OK, cell phone has an ir blaster.
 tamarindo: @TurkeyVulture netfliths
 ashton: Netflix 'n chill?
Image 137783   10-14-16   Uploaded by    eurotrash
Score:
233
 
 beep: Each day of Christmas? There's only one Christmas Day... But what do I know, I'm not from around here.
 Jennerator: Their gift for him was a trip to Thailand
 Whatever: So the parents wanted a girl not a boy
 SomeCanadian: Way to embrace the gender-fluid nature of your grandchildren, gamgam.
 Nope: But there is only one?!
Image 137782   10-14-16   Uploaded by    whaleshark
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