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258070  Amy Housewine: @Messed Up Dog You have an appropriate username for this one.

258062  Amy Housewine: Whyatt puts his name on this cartoon three times, whereas many would not want to own up to it at all.

258057  Amy Housewine: The strain of trying to remember this gave me a heart attack.

258070  Messed Up Dog: K9's in Satan's service! KISS!

258070  Chile Quornwrap: I would adopt this doggo and name it Violator

258070  mrmrmr: that's not what i meant when i said give me a kiss

258018  DrinkMixMan: Hydrox it is

258039  DrinkMixMan: North North North North North North Korea

258060  Sadpygmy: F'n happiness

258069  Disclosure: I don't see the problem, free honey.

258058  Solemn: @a robot No, it's a container! Put gunpowder in it first, THEN light it!

258019  Skinr: Jack Frost: With a Vengeance

258035  Skinr: Downward Dog?

258039  Skinr: Beauty of Upper Atmosphere.

258044  Skinr: And that's how Ald'ruhn was founded, my child.

258051  Skinr: I AM PEWTER PERSON

258053  Skinr: Hey now, you're a Morning Star / Get your Mass on, go pray

258064  Peter Pantsless: Even if you can't spell for shit

258057  addend: So... I /didn't/ survive a heart attack?

258055  Yam: Honestly, if the big four of thrash, Slayer was probably always my least favourite, which is saying something because I reeeally dont like Metallica

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258009 tib gubb: scare them crap out of them - chicks love that

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 petepuma: off to the Richard Scarry conventio
 dobbiesdoogs: vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom banana car
 Shay: This is the type of pun that would give your computer the BSOD.
 ModelTRex: @Janston *squints* that's either a giant apple, or a tiny car.
 ClockworkJackalope: Who let dad drive and go on the Internet?
 Janston: I'm gonna need a banana for scale.
 Knice: Dude just split.
 Peter Pantsless: AG company car
 Mad Collager: Then he gave me the slip.
Image 137409   10-12-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Image 137408 is unbelievably bad (score -13) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by professorpig. You have brought shame on us, professorpig.
Score:
415
 
 Fett4life: Hookers don't need roadsigns
 Headoftheclass: When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit.
 Lestrange: 20mph my hairy arse
 Mad Collager: The early gas-powered rings could achieve speeds of 20 miles per hour!
 Knice: At 20mph, it probably warped due to uneven heating.
 Micro Jackson: Bend it
 SomeCanadian: More people than women are fans of the D. Not that D though... :(
 ShoKusogi: Use that thing on a woman and you'll never get it back out again. Those are backwards-facing barbs there.
Image 137407   10-12-16   Uploaded by    Clim Tinties
Score:
656
 
 wakkawakka: nods approvingly
 ch: Now that's what I call a "Drumming Out Of Gas Dude"
 a sedated moose: @BLOOD DEATH CHICKEN THE CHICKEN RETURNS!
 Peter Pantsless: @Janston that's the raddest thing I've seen all week
 Janston: @Peter Pantsless something like this? youtu.be/…
 Peter Pantsless: I think I've said this before, but I think it'd be cool to bolt band equipment to a flatbed and drive around giving people a free concert
 BLOOD DEATH CHICKEN: I HOPE HE WAS KILLING TIME BUT ACCIDEBTALY ACTUALLY KILLED TIME SO HISTORY IS COMPLETELY ERASED SO EVERYONE IS LIKE 'SHIT WHAT HAPPENED YSTERDAY!?' AND THEY DONT KNOW AND THEY SAY SOMETHING SUCH AS 'I DONT KNOW' BECAUSE THEY DONT KNOW
 chhumphrey: Damn drum solos!
 SomeCanadian: *ALTERNATIVE TITLE* Cop shoots unarmed man in face as he reaches for drum stick.
 Fiasco: That's what I call a tr...! Oh.... nevermind I guess :[
Image 137406   10-12-16   Uploaded by    randomhobo
Score:
262
 
 Janston: Ellie Kemper is cute. I can't say the same about her male equivalent, I'm afraid.
 Bob: I disagree, but we can still be friends.@Science
 hearsegirl: this sink's a goner!
 hearsegirl: look away! it's coming outta me like lava!
 Science: Ugh. Terrible movie. Melissa McCarthy is not funny, people.
 SomeCanadian: Do a flip.
 Knice: Original Power Rangers was better.
Image 137405   10-12-16   Uploaded by    ShamWOW
Score:
386
 
 Fett4life: SpeakingtothepublicabouthislasteightyearsasthePresidentoftheUnitedStates
 SpaceCow: Chill?
 Sadbot: For once Yahoo Answers gets it right
 Bolt Vanderhuge: president
 ShoKusogi: @BLOOD DEATH CHICKEN Read the Constitution. At least 80% of what government does is in violation of the 10th Amendment
 cenecia: Only Brad can be trusted here.
 DrinkMixMan: @ShoKusogi Are you my redneck uncle on Facebook?
 BLOOD DEATH CHICKEN: I HOPE OBAMA IS ACTUALLY NOT THE PRESIDENT AND LITERALLY THIS ENTIRE TIME ITS JUST BEEN SOME RANDOM GUY WHO WAS RANDOMLY VOTED IN FOR SOME REASON AND NO ONE HAS BEEN GOVERNING THE COUNTRY AND AMERICA HAS NO ONE TO BLAME FOR THE STATE OF THE COUNTRY AND FORCE THEM TO RECONSIDER THE ETHICS AND FUNCTIONALITY OF THEIR SOCIETY
 BLOOD DEATH CHICKEN: @ShoKusogi What a powerful statement that is! Gee, my image of politics is really being reconsired right now.
 Scoo: Thanks, Yahoobama
 SomeCanadian: @Kidneythief In the future, we will not have Congress or Parliament. Just Yahoo Answers. And we will watch the world BURN.
 PenguinBartender: Yahoo! answers, awaaaaay!
 Kidneythief: Ah, yes, the brain trust otherwise known as Yahoo answers.
Image 137404   10-12-16   Uploaded by    Frum Temps
Score:
439
 
 BLOOD DEATH CHICKEN: @Hiddentigerma this completely fucked my head. I cant think properly anymore
 Hiddentigerma: @BLOOD DEATH CHICKEN Spongebob is like a mature version of simpsons. The jokes are so high brow that it's really totally high.
 BLOOD DEATH CHICKEN: I HOPE THE SIMPSONS DOES A CROSSOVER WITH SPONGEBOB BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE FUCKING STUPID
 Scoo: @SomeCanadian Maybe single people eat crackers, we don't know. Frankly, we don't want to know. It's a market we can do without.
 SomeCanadian: Crackers are a family food.
 Kidneythief: Capitalism can be a cruel mistress
Image 137403   10-12-16   Uploaded by    Mr Mumble
Score:
233
 
 ModelTRex: Hold on tight!
 Fiasco: So she's steering?
 Borkf: That's a good way to crash. Only takes a bit of a leg twitch.
 ch: Road Tug 500pts ("extreme exposure" 2x multiplier)
 Butcherboy: Side saddle. Like a lady and shit
Image 137402   10-12-16   Uploaded by    Aaron Spacemuseum
Score:
441
 
 BLOOD DEATH CHICKEN: @hearsegirl Oh really? Who's RT-D2 then?
 DrinkMixMan: Keep on Trekkin'
 hearsegirl: @ShoKusogi I'm a REAL fan and I'm a trekkie. from 1969 on, thanks.
 Micro Jackson: Live bong and perspire
 ShoKusogi: @hearsegirl REAL fans prefer to be called "Trekker," thank you :)
 Fiasco: GATORADE
 chhumphrey: Peace and long life
 hearsegirl: a Truckie Trekkie
 Warrax: Thanks, you too!
Image 137401   10-12-16   Uploaded by    chunk norris
Score:
212
 
 BLOOD DEATH CHICKEN: HIPPITY HOOP-LA!!!
 Hiddentigerma: @Knice His name is enema.
 Lestrange: Sea Eminem's hare?
 hearsegirl: @Knice did you drop the mike on this? cuz you shoulda. ;)
 Knice: Sea Eminemone
Image 137400   10-12-16   Uploaded by    NoOneImportant
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