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262969  trelyate: quintuple boop!

262982  trelyate: Brook?

262969  a robot: "Where's OUR watermelon??"

262987  trelyate: KNOCK FIRST!

262970  VeeKay: @Nope Probably stick too!

262987  VeeKay: Kitten Shammu is lovely

262984  bug: I think that old man is having a stroke.

262975  Teechur: Great. Now pick up the rest of them from the yard.

262976  sparename: Grow up and fly away, little fruit cat

262982  Knice: @Dr. Bathroom Lensy Kravitz

262978  Teechur: "I heard you the first time"

262984  Knice: Say what now?

262985  Teechur: In that case, I don't blame him.

262991  sparename: "Be careful with that chair, do you think they grow on trees?"

262954  Not A Bot: 'Z' for 'Disembowelment'. Wait...

262680  Felicity: @oregon man My favourite animated sitcom, Bob's Burgers, is starting to go that way too

262685  Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262978  Scoo: "I know"

262980  VoR: Genuine

262972  Scoo: Dammit, Will Beyers!

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262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262685 Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

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 wooden boy: @Niels Bohr They're a notch above decorative towels, in my opinion.
 Niels Bohr: I fucking loathe decorative pillows.
 PenguinBartender: I said RELAX.
 chhumphrey: Frankie's house?
 Micro Jackson: When you want to go to it
 Micro Jackson: Don't do it
 breadtoaster: Cushy..
Image 137395   10-12-16   Uploaded by    Mern Trulbo
 hearsegirl: i think that's green Conan tho. lol
 SomeCanadian: You didn't answer the question.
 SomeCanadian: You didn't answer the question.
Image 137394   10-12-16   Uploaded by    bigbison
 Quackzy: @Kidneythief dorsal fins or wicked mohawks?
 SomeCanadian: When is a fish NOT drinking?
 tamarindo: "You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something." -Mitch Hedberg
 ch: Signs in streams: hott
 Kidneythief: Pectoral fins or rad goatees?
 Micro Jackson: Drinkin like a fish
Image 137393   10-12-16   Uploaded by    Muncharito Beanworld
 Teechur: Scuze me, could you crouch down? Your butt's too high for me to sniff.
 Micro Jackson: 2 cute 2 b real
 Firm Buttocks: Just goes to show, even a horrible world can have puppies in it
Image 137392   10-12-16   Uploaded by    greenbean
 werterland: @midnightmosesuk Just recreational soap. Not practical soap.
 ch: i drink this right / right
 midnightmosesuk: So, basically, it's soap, isn't it?
 Firm Buttocks: Hand made by cocks
 Scoo: I'm a Level 5 hipster, I only bathe in barrel-aged crafted cocktails and shampoo my handlebar mustache with PBR
Image 137391   10-12-16   Uploaded by    weirduncle
 scribbs: Star-crossed lovers. Now I'm sad.
 ClockworkJackalope: Boop
 Peter Pantsless: *chomp*
 SomeCanadian: Death is eminent and awaits us all.
 chhumphrey: Heck of a balancing act!
 Knice: Boop accompanied by fairy-bell 'Ting!' sound.
Image 137390   10-12-16   Uploaded by    whipwing
 funny in the wall: Not fat enough to be normal.
 midnightmosesuk: @Amy Housewine I use mine to dismantle them. Well, I call it my "lab" but actually it's my basement.
 Firm Buttocks: It's roids all the way down
 fumbduck: A strongman among uberswolemen
 Amy Housewine: I have built many bodies in my lab.
 Knice: I'm a bodybuilder; though I have questionable workmanship.
Image 137389   10-12-16   Uploaded by    snipdawg
 ChubbyBuddy: ok i'll say it "leaning tower of p-" *gunned down by sniper fire*
 Headoftheclass: @Knice the best salsa around!
 White Rice: @SomeCanadian yeah, that's a thing. I've never tried it (nor have I wanted to) but I've seen it there, on the shelves, waiting.
 PenguinBartender: Triggered.
 SomeCanadian: CheezWhiz in a jar?!?
 Knice: Mrs Renfro's makes some pretty good habanero salsa.
Image 137388   10-12-16   Uploaded by    edvard
 SpaceCow: "Hit me with your rhythm stick!"
 Hiddentigerma: I remember a music video of a pinata having bits of flesh in it and the kids were still happy. How nice fer 'em
 LaeMi: So that's what we call a Bronny who is into BDSM
 ShoKusogi: Just one shade of grey out of 50
 SomeCanadian: @Skinr Release the gimp!
 Micro Jackson: Ian Dury fan
 Skinr: Viva Pinata: Pulp Fiction Edition
 PenguinBartender: Kids love it! I mean... at least until they see what's inside... Then you're probably going to have some awkward questions to answer...
Image 137387   10-12-16   Uploaded by    Kidneythief
 BlarfyB: @werterland 1666 - the year of the Great Fire of London. But I like your version better!
 scribbs: "Huge burning barge commemorates Great Fire of London." Cool, but in pretty poor taste. But still cool.
 werterland: Does that say "666 2016"? Are they building an adorable model city for Satan? ...Are there still apartments available?
 Micro Jackson: If you build it, will they care?
 Lestrange: Burn pretend London, burn!
 ch: are there birds inside? there should be birds inside. birds? like a bird city. "bird city"
Image 137386   10-12-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
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