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249591  Skinr: General Boy's secret plan for world domination!

249597  addend: @Warrax (Jimmy dies.)

249599  addend: (Quits smoking.)

249598  Skinr: I see LuxusLurch is having a nice Memorial Day weekend.

249602  addend: Relax that fist and pet the kitty.

249600  Sadbot: Owls seem cool, where can I get one for my dog?

249596  WannaBee: Looks like a giant unicorn mouse.

249587  a robot: How meta.

249588  a robot: Looks a lot like @carpwoman's kitty! #189916

249603  Knice: Take that, creationists.

249594  a robot: @Sadbot I think every time this picture is posted we have the same conversation about Colfax being a great place to get intoxicated and make bad decisions ;)

249594  Sadbot: @Hyphae Even better, Denver

249610  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

249599  WannaBee: Second hand smoke is ok?

249597  Warrax: Hmm... where was that well again?

249571  some guy : 5 pushups and dicks out!

249594  Hyphae: @Sadbot ? Boulder?

249598  jochenau: Typical, he eats three cheeseburgers then drinks a *diet* pepsi.

249596  Hyphae: We get it, you like to have your photo taken while you consume errant souls for sustenance while they are distracted discussing matters of the night with the aura of the street light

249596  Nope: We get it, the glorious nuclear hellfire will destroy us all

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Score:
304
 
 jochenau: @Niels Bohr They're a notch above decorative towels, in my opinion.
 Niels Bohr: I fucking loathe decorative pillows.
 PenguinBartender: I said RELAX.
 chhumphrey: Frankie's house?
 Micro Jackson: When you want to go to it
 Micro Jackson: Don't do it
 ignatz: Cushy..
Image 137395   10-12-16   Uploaded by    Mern Trulbo
Score:
568
 
 hearsegirl: i think that's green Conan tho. lol
 SomeCanadian: You didn't answer the question.
 SomeCanadian: You didn't answer the question.
Image 137394   10-12-16   Uploaded by    bigbison
Score:
209
 
 Quackzy: @Kidneythief dorsal fins or wicked mohawks?
 SomeCanadian: When is a fish NOT drinking?
 tamarindo: "You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something." -Mitch Hedberg
 ch: Signs in streams: hott
 Kidneythief: Pectoral fins or rad goatees?
 Micro Jackson: Drinkin like a fish
Image 137393   10-12-16   Uploaded by    Muncharito Beanworld
Score:
564
 
 Teechur: Scuze me, could you crouch down? Your butt's too high for me to sniff.
 Micro Jackson: 2 cute 2 b real
 Firm Buttocks: Just goes to show, even a horrible world can have puppies in it
Image 137392   10-12-16   Uploaded by    greenbean
Score:
178
 
 werterland: @midnightmosesuk Just recreational soap. Not practical soap.
 ch: i drink this right / right
 midnightmosesuk: So, basically, it's soap, isn't it?
 Firm Buttocks: Hand made by cocks
 Scoo: I'm a Level 5 hipster, I only bathe in barrel-aged crafted cocktails and shampoo my handlebar mustache with PBR
Image 137391   10-12-16   Uploaded by    weirduncle
Score:
586
 
 scribbs: Star-crossed lovers. Now I'm sad.
 ClockworkJackalope: Boop
 Peter Pantsless: *chomp*
 SomeCanadian: Death is eminent and awaits us all.
 chhumphrey: Heck of a balancing act!
 Knice: Boop accompanied by fairy-bell 'Ting!' sound.
Image 137390   10-12-16   Uploaded by    whipwing
Score:
343
 
 SomeCanadian: NONE OF THESE PEOPLE ARE NORMAL.
 funny in the wall: Not fat enough to be normal.
 midnightmosesuk: @Amy Housewine I use mine to dismantle them. Well, I call it my "lab" but actually it's my basement.
 Firm Buttocks: It's roids all the way down
 fumbduck: A strongman among uberswolemen
 Amy Housewine: I have built many bodies in my lab.
 Knice: I'm a bodybuilder; though I have questionable workmanship.
Image 137389   10-12-16   Uploaded by    snipdawg
Score:
120
 
 ChubbyBuddy: ok i'll say it "leaning tower of p-" *gunned down by sniper fire*
 Headoftheclass: @Knice the best salsa around!
 White Rice: @SomeCanadian yeah, that's a thing. I've never tried it (nor have I wanted to) but I've seen it there, on the shelves, waiting.
 PenguinBartender: Triggered.
 SomeCanadian: CheezWhiz in a jar?!?
 Knice: Mrs Renfro's makes some pretty good habanero salsa.
Image 137388   10-12-16   Uploaded by    edvard
Score:
582
 
 SpaceCow: "Hit me with your rhythm stick!"
 Hiddentigerma: I remember a music video of a pinata having bits of flesh in it and the kids were still happy. How nice fer 'em
 LaeMi: So that's what we call a Bronny who is into BDSM
 ShoKusogi: Just one shade of grey out of 50
 SomeCanadian: @Skinr Release the gimp!
 Micro Jackson: Ian Dury fan
 Skinr: Viva Pinata: Pulp Fiction Edition
 PenguinBartender: Kids love it! I mean... at least until they see what's inside... Then you're probably going to have some awkward questions to answer...
Image 137387   10-12-16   Uploaded by    Kidneythief
Score:
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 BlarfyB: @werterland 1666 - the year of the Great Fire of London. But I like your version better!
 scribbs: "Huge burning barge commemorates Great Fire of London." Cool, but in pretty poor taste. But still cool.
 werterland: Does that say "666 2016"? Are they building an adorable model city for Satan? ...Are there still apartments available?
 Micro Jackson: If you build it, will they care?
 Lestrange: Burn pretend London, burn!
 ch: are there birds inside? there should be birds inside. birds? like a bird city. "bird city"
Image 137386   10-12-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
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