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243543  Mad Collager: @jochenau I read that the light patches are from goggles he wears in the tanning bed. He looks more natural when he's been outside golfing, because he doesn't wear the goggles then. The color being from a bad rub-on tan is a myth, at least according to a make-up guy who got a close look at his skin. The color is just too even not to be natural.

243487  Annoying Vegan : What about Naughty Multiverse?

243540  wolfpk: ELF on the Shelf demands "favors" for a good report.


243196  tib gubb: my personal rule about this kind of thing goes the same as with guns - i'll stop when everyone else does.

243537  WannaBee: @jochenau 8,001

243545  wolfpk: Which Harry Potter?

243199  tib gubb: safety regulations aren't for do-ers


243205  tib gubb: @Mr. Whiskers lmbo

243218  tib gubb: nobody likes emo sonic

243219  tib gubb: you saved 80 cents, but at what cost?

243542  Annoying Vegan : I chew it all day, except at mealtimes when I stick it behind my ear.

243526  Springbok: The only thing better than a pupper is a frosted pupper.

243544  Not A Bot: that's a long time to have an erection

243537  Springbok: @jochenau Literally 8,001

243539  Springbok: I bet he likes Oreos.

243540  Springbok: I always knew Elf on the Shelf had some crooked shit going on

243542  Springbok: Too many churros

243543  Side Boob: This is fake news. Theres no money flying into his wallet. Everything else is spot on :P

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243466 dangerkeith3000: @Christina I agree. To have it make sense, use the subjuctive. Or add "the fact that" instead of just "that" and keep the indicative since now it's a fact. Either way works. Thanks!

243341 Mad Collager: Log is self-conscious about its weight. See? It won't even step on the scale.

243322 Shay: Ah lean left, lean left, lean leeefffffftttt.

243498 trelyate: also what was up with that duck with the inner tube with the little duck head is that thing alive or not?

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243391 WannaBee: @dangerkeith3000 some pain yes, but that just seems excessive.

243485 copunter: i bite long waterdog

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 Otterman: "Dude looks like a lady" - too easy
 Disembodiedfoot: He looks like somebody's spinster aunt
 Supermansbrother: He always looks like he shops at Chico's.
Image 137340   10-12-16   Uploaded by    theaquaman
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 Firm Buttocks: swipe right
 Knice: All those dots, yearning to be chased...
 Red: (heavy breathing)
Image 137339   10-12-16   Uploaded by    daver
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 hurr: not true i like every selfies that's not being taken
 etc: - Wayne Gretzky
 Side Boob: Nobody wants to see your pictures anyway
 Red: too many selfies taken makes your friends block you
Image 137338   10-12-16   Uploaded by    Gluten Fee
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 tess: 90s cat is unaware goatees have gone out of style.
Image 137337   10-12-16   Uploaded by    Mumbles
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Image 137336   10-12-16   Uploaded by    hammy
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