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258505  VoR: Wind will do that.

258595  Shay: The ocean called: they're running out of shrimp.

258619  addend: # Y M C A #

258617  Felicity: White scuff marks, I guess

258600  VoR: @a robot in case one gets ripped off. Glad I never need to evolve a second.

258617  Felicity: Then why

258620  addend: Tortilla swaddling fools 'em every time.

258613  VoR: Wat?

258524  Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258620  VoR: That's what they said after it'd been eaten

258618  FabricMan: "Lady Marmalade?" Really?

258622  Scoo: I assume avocados are just implied

258616  AlexDeLarge: Bender lives large and kicks butt

258621  AlexDeLarge: Borfkobouros

258606  Scoo: By the very reason of it being an "alternative fact," no citation is needed nor even desired.

258608  Scoo: The one person who ever paid for it

258618  a robot: Also he wrote two songs for the band "Disco Tex & His Sex-O-Lettes" which is basically the greatest band name of all time

258618  a robot: I went and looked up Bob Crewe and he wrote a lot of famous songs that everyone recognizes, but why do these old timey photos always look so goddamn creepy

258601  Not A Bot: KEVIN!! Knock first.

257001  Mr Bleak: How many times is Charlie going to do that? I think it's time he got interested in girls and / or boys.

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258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

258520 Felicity: Maybe point it away from the trees

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258305 Felicity: IT'S AN UGLY PLANET! A BUG PLANET!

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas



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Score:
681
 
 ch: Work the magic, Poppin'
 Headoftheclass: If your crescent roll is a breadstick for longer than 4 hours, consult your baker.
 duckfarts: HOO HOOOOOOOOOOOO
 Jennerator: @Frank Herbert He's the Pillsbury dough MAN
 Frank herbert: @Jennerator maybe she does
 Kidneythief: Knead gently please
 Jennerator: Not only does the second panel overexplain the joke, it makes it look like he has swollen labia
 Scoo: Flakey Layers
 a robot: 10 for $10? What a deal!!
 grizzly: Doughnuts
Image 137054   10-10-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
Score:
369
 
 Hiddentigerma: @Mr. Shine Yea. But that's like saying your less annoying than noel edmonds.
 Mr. Shine: This is better than the show it is a parody of. Radvote.
 scribbs: Clever.
 LaeMi: Okay, this one is for my brother.
Image 137053   10-10-16   Uploaded by    sodamachine
Score:
459
 
 duckfarts: WELCOME TO HIPSTER PARK
 Jennerator: Unlike the Internet nerd on the city payroll
 miller: Ad for new Frankincense Coke. Coke adds (parthenogenetic) life.
 scribbs: @Air Biscuit It probably wouldn't have been a pine tree planted there.
 Air Biscuit: Is it supposed to be ironic that sign is made out of tree you cant find?
Image 137052   10-10-16   Uploaded by    bigASShobo
Score:
400
 
 VoR: Reminds me of Borkf's work. #88596
 Jaunty Shrimp: @hat thrab Yes, I think that's the term...*sobs and call shrimp therapist*
 hat thrab: @Jaunty Shrimp Would crustacean nips be....shrimpples?
 Jaunty Shrimp: My dad took pictures of my mom pregnant with me with her boobs painted like eyes and her belly button painted as a mouth. *eye twitch*
 Peter Pantsless: Oh! Oh! Just saw the blush under the...er, "eyes". Nice touch!
 Peter Pantsless: Might want to do something about that five 'o clock shadow
 duckfarts: HEY BUDDY, MY EYES ARE EXACTLY HERE
 Frank herbert: Also i could do this but mine has a full mustache
 Frank herbert: Creepy af
 ShoKusogi: "Here's looking at you, kid." Humphrey Bogart
 hat thrab: Wait...so are these female nipples now? Do I report this?
 A duck: *Hydraulic Press Channel guy's voice* WHAT THE FUCK?!
 Red: snapchat pls
Image 137051   10-10-16   Uploaded by    MabelSyrup
Score:
1117
 
 Frank herbert: Sometimes he has 6 fingers
 Peter Pantsless: That's pretty goddamn funny
Image 137050   10-10-16   Uploaded by    toaster
Score:
790
 
 VoR: We're all a pretty big deal...
 AverageJoe: On the real life, I'm just an average joe, but on the internet I am a completely different person
 hajjpodge: this is soul-crushingly relevant to me.
 Jennerator: On the Internet no one can force Peter to wear pants
 ShoKusogi: @Skinr True, true. I, however, prefer being my own fool, online or off.
 Nothing: Fuckin enter button
 Nothing: I have to be Nothing on the internet because I''
 Skinr: be somebody on the internet... or be somebody's fool on the internet
 tib gubb: word
 Knice: @Peter Pantsless *under-the-table fist bump*
 a robot: Well, duh
 mrdiron: you can bbe someone on the friendly spaceship
 Peter Pantsless: @Peter Pantsless .jpg
 Peter Pantsless: peter-pantsless.aggro-gator.com/
Image 137049   10-10-16   Uploaded by    jayjay
Score:
218
 
 ModelTRex: Hall Bunches and Oats
 duckfarts: i miss s'mores crunch, it was really good
 Jayfu: I would eat all of these.
 Niels Bohr: CooliOs
 ShoKusogi: Luda-Chris would be more accurate for the 4th panel
 Jennerator: Whatcha eatin? "Nut-N-Yeezy"
 Knice: Froot Snoops would have worked better.
Image 137048   10-10-16   Uploaded by    james
Score:
327
 
 WaffleIron: Keep pooping little guy, keep pooping
 AdaMan: Nicholas "Guinea Pig" Cage
 Wet farts: @Nope I'm still just a Nick in a Cage
 Jennerator: Nicholas Caged
 Nope: Despite all my rage...
Image 137047   10-10-16   Uploaded by    S R N
Score:
140
 
 trelyate: and nothing of value was lost
 Skaalar: @Jennerator As if he would leave them on the ground...
 DrinkMixMan: Chicken nuggets is like my family. My family is dead to me.
 DrinkMixMan: @Scoo And something's flesh
 Jaunty Shrimp: The happiest meal
 Wet farts: @Mr. Shine this, is, SIDEWAAAALK!
 Jennerator: Ronny Filyaw tripped here
 Scoo: This is Sad. Say what you will about McD's, but this was somebody's meal.
 Mr. Shine: This is tragedy. This is heartbreak.
 Peter Pantsless: How dare you pollute the Earth like that. Feel free to pollute your body, though
Image 137046   10-10-16   Uploaded by    DerMantis
Score:
381
 
 Hiddentigerma: @Peter Pantsless Someone's into it. I gurantee you.
 duckfarts: @amyandy because this is something they sell to people in The 700 Club
 amyandy: How is this not scoring in the 800s?
 Frank herbert: Hes a real prick
 ShoKusogi: Now, this is a sticky wicket, wot?
 Jennerator: All his first dates become lesbians
 Mr. Shine: If this happens, consult your physician immediately
 Knice: Nice cocktus.
 LaeMi: ... And when she felt my prickles / she said 'Oh my! That tickles' / and now she's run off with a porkipine. / Chorus: Ohhhh, a cactus in my Y-fronts, a vulture on my head....
 LaeMi: Ouch
 Peter Pantsless: Virgin level: maxed-out
Image 137045   10-10-16   Uploaded by    McMuff
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