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227443  crazyfingers: @Kaviri What is that supposed to mean

227503  Sadbot: Pot cures Mustang ownership

227461  Jabberwikket: Pineapple, Jalapeno, Mushroom & Black Olive, with the right sauce is excellent

227489  drtofu: You killed my father. Prepare to die!

227491  ThatGuy: IMPROBABLE!

227500  ThatGuy: Illegitimate!

227501  tib gubb: very nice ;)

227501  ThatGuy: Nnnnnnice! #DeepSpace69

227472  addend: Next time on "Maury"!

227489  Jabberwikket: Luigi's warp tunnel took him to GTA

227490  Jabberwikket: "Cake or DEATH!" "I'll have the chicken"

227478  addend: "Yuri, Vlad..., where's Boris?"

227492  Amy Housewine: Eat-a him, like-a da Mario

227479  addend: Until you notice the drool. :(

227481  addend: Then the waiter asked, "Do you want /flies/ with that?"

227501  glenalec: This is fine.

227482  addend: Who broke into my basement?!

227507  glenalec: I bet it smells great in there!

227509  glenalec: This one didn't dig so deep, it appears.

227500  glenalec: Speak up! I didn't hear you!

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227340 drtofu: Im. okay with this!

227367 ignatz: @Felicity My Grandma had a convertible Olds, she could put the top down (or up) at 110 mph!

227380 tib gubb: wouldn't be the least surprised if this were an actual thing

227370 becca: @funny in the wall what do you study? That sounds awesome...

227338 Kess: I would so play this if the main character wore assless chaps the whole time.

227357 Felicity: Then you ought to have more tolerance and respect for his freedom to be himself

227283 White Rice: I guess after 3 repeats the bot finally recognized that it was literally the same image & wont allow the silliness to continue (which is odd, considering the number of classics, reclassics, and rereclassics that weve seen over time)

227396 tib gubb: and then it will be delicious

227291 RiderFan: @wolfpk And rain.

227343 Dresdenkeogh: Hold on. I want to cuddle. But I gotta go fast.



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Score:
681
 
 ch: Work the magic, Poppin'
 Headoftheclass: If your crescent roll is a breadstick for longer than 4 hours, consult your baker.
 duckfarts: HOO HOOOOOOOOOOOO
 Jennerator: @Frank Herbert He's the Pillsbury dough MAN
 Frank herbert: @Jennerator maybe she does
 Kidneythief: Knead gently please
 Jennerator: Not only does the second panel overexplain the joke, it makes it look like he has swollen labia
 Scoo: Flakey Layers
 a robot: 10 for $10? What a deal!!
 grizzly: Doughnuts
Image 137054   10-10-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
Score:
369
 
 Hiddentigerma: @Mr. Shine Yea. But that's like saying your less annoying than noel edmonds.
 Mr. Shine: This is better than the show it is a parody of. Radvote.
 scribbs: Clever.
 LaeMi: Okay, this one is for my brother.
Image 137053   10-10-16   Uploaded by    sodamachine
Score:
459
 
 duckfarts: WELCOME TO HIPSTER PARK
 Jennerator: Unlike the Internet nerd on the city payroll
 miller: Ad for new Frankincense Coke. Coke adds (parthenogenetic) life.
 scribbs: @Air Biscuit It probably wouldn't have been a pine tree planted there.
 Air Biscuit: Is it supposed to be ironic that sign is made out of tree you cant find?
Image 137052   10-10-16   Uploaded by    bigASShobo
Score:
400
 
 VoR: Reminds me of Borkf's work. #88596
 Jaunty Shrimp: @hat thrab Yes, I think that's the term...*sobs and call shrimp therapist*
 hat thrab: @Jaunty Shrimp Would crustacean nips be....shrimpples?
 Jaunty Shrimp: My dad took pictures of my mom pregnant with me with her boobs painted like eyes and her belly button painted as a mouth. *eye twitch*
 Peter Pantsless: Oh! Oh! Just saw the blush under the...er, "eyes". Nice touch!
 Peter Pantsless: Might want to do something about that five 'o clock shadow
 duckfarts: HEY BUDDY, MY EYES ARE EXACTLY HERE
 Frank herbert: Also i could do this but mine has a full mustache
 Frank herbert: Creepy af
 ShoKusogi: "Here's looking at you, kid." Humphrey Bogart
 hat thrab: Wait...so are these female nipples now? Do I report this?
 A duck: *Hydraulic Press Channel guy's voice* WHAT THE FUCK?!
 Red: snapchat pls
Image 137051   10-10-16   Uploaded by    MabelSyrup
Score:
1117
 
 Frank herbert: Sometimes he has 6 fingers
 Peter Pantsless: That's pretty goddamn funny
Image 137050   10-10-16   Uploaded by    toaster
Score:
790
 
 VoR: We're all a pretty big deal...
 AverageJoe: On the real life, I'm just an average joe, but on the internet I am a completely different person
 hajjpodge: this is soul-crushingly relevant to me.
 Jennerator: On the Internet no one can force Peter to wear pants
 ShoKusogi: @Skinr True, true. I, however, prefer being my own fool, online or off.
 Nothing: Fuckin enter button
 Nothing: I have to be Nothing on the internet because I''
 Skinr: be somebody on the internet... or be somebody's fool on the internet
 tib gubb: word
 Knice: @Peter Pantsless *under-the-table fist bump*
 a robot: Well, duh
 mrdiron: you can bbe someone on the friendly spaceship
 Peter Pantsless: @Peter Pantsless .jpg
 Peter Pantsless: peter-pantsless.aggro-gator.com/
Image 137049   10-10-16   Uploaded by    jayjay
Score:
218
 
 ModelTRex: Hall Bunches and Oats
 duckfarts: i miss s'mores crunch, it was really good
 Jayfu: I would eat all of these.
 Niels Bohr: CooliOs
 ShoKusogi: Luda-Chris would be more accurate for the 4th panel
 Jennerator: Whatcha eatin? "Nut-N-Yeezy"
 Knice: Froot Snoops would have worked better.
Image 137048   10-10-16   Uploaded by    james
Score:
327
 
 WaffleIron: Keep pooping little guy, keep pooping
 AdaMan: Nicholas "Guinea Pig" Cage
 Wet farts: @Nope I'm still just a Nick in a Cage
 Jennerator: Nicholas Caged
 Nope: Despite all my rage...
Image 137047   10-10-16   Uploaded by    S R N
Score:
140
 
 trelyate: and nothing of value was lost
 Skaalar: @Jennerator As if he would leave them on the ground...
 DrinkMixMan: Chicken nuggets is like my family. My family is dead to me.
 DrinkMixMan: @Scoo And something's flesh
 Jaunty Shrimp: The happiest meal
 Wet farts: @Mr. Shine this, is, SIDEWAAAALK!
 Jennerator: Ronny Filyaw tripped here
 Scoo: This is Sad. Say what you will about McD's, but this was somebody's meal.
 Mr. Shine: This is tragedy. This is heartbreak.
 Peter Pantsless: How dare you pollute the Earth like that. Feel free to pollute your body, though
Image 137046   10-10-16   Uploaded by    DerMantis
Score:
381
 
 ch: Pilarious Penis Post
 Hiddentigerma: @Peter Pantsless Someone's into it. I gurantee you.
 duckfarts: @amyandy because this is something they sell to people in The 700 Club
 amyandy: How is this not scoring in the 800s?
 Frank herbert: Hes a real prick
 ShoKusogi: Now, this is a sticky wicket, wot?
 Jennerator: All his first dates become lesbians
 Mr. Shine: If this happens, consult your physician immediately
 Knice: Nice cocktus.
 LaeMi: ... And when she felt my prickles / she said 'Oh my! That tickles' / and now she's run off with a porkipine. / Chorus: Ohhhh, a cactus in my Y-fronts, a vulture on my head....
 LaeMi: Ouch
 Peter Pantsless: Virgin level: maxed-out
Image 137045   10-10-16   Uploaded by    McMuff
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