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237840  SuedeOxford: My chicken sandwich instinct is far stronger than my bangin instinct.

237954  Sadbot: Load-bearing valves

237219  carpwoman: Why's he just standing there? I smell a set-up....

237864  SuedeOxford: The hero Hai Phong deserves.

88403  carpwoman: I haven'y gotten any swag in a very long time.

88403  carpwoman: I haven'y gotten any swag in a very long time.

237949  Slerzy: I lived in Texas for a while and I assure you, this is what they believe. Silly Texans, always talking about seceding and whatnot XD

237950  carpwoman: @Sadbot - I don't go near Reddit.

237946  kazzy94: That car isn't old enough to have been around for most of those stickers.

237950  Slerzy: Sick

237930  carpwoman: Not a house cat. Look at the pupils.

237950  Sadbot: @carpwoman We're both wrong, it was Reddit. I guess Stormfronters are working on overtaking goons for the title of "least hygienic people"

237936  carpwoman: I bet that would feel nice you know, like in August....

237938  carpwoman: Riiiiiiiiiight......

237943  carpwoman: @Ulillillia - My first thought, too.

237944  carpwoman: Slack in the heed.

237945  carpwoman: Timely.

237950  carpwoman: @Sadbot - Wasn't that here? I saw it, too.

237947  a robot: We need a Mascot costume for every holiday, like these things:…

237950  Sadbot: I vaguely recall some horrific goon story about how he thought every family kept an old steak knife by the toilet for the big ones, and was unpleasantly slapped in the face by reality when he unloaded at a friend/girlfriend's place. Humans are disgusting.

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237734 OldKentuckyShark: You're going to watch your favorite shows on the internet? You seem like a cheap ass...

237699 some guy : Windowlicky

237928 Robespierre: Hoy-hoy...

237697 trelyate: "shit, I left my weed in the glove department"

237857 Mr. Shine: @glenalec classic Lassie.

237717 Wooden Spoon: @Dr Awkward: Starring Bennie Goodman

237737 Mr. Shine: @charlemagne I don't believe so. During Sealand's Civil War, the German government negotiated for the return of the only P.O.W., and paid a hefty fee for his release.

237873 Ulillillia: The Olympics only they give out laptops instead of medals

237763 some guy : What am I supposed to be seeing here? What should I notice about this?? I could really use a graphic aide.

237727 glenalec: Well, if you can't control your vehicle properly....

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 ch: Work the magic, Poppin'
 Headoftheclass: If your crescent roll is a breadstick for longer than 4 hours, consult your baker.
 Jennerator: @Frank Herbert He's the Pillsbury dough MAN
 Frank herbert: @Jennerator maybe she does
 Kidneythief: Knead gently please
 Jennerator: Not only does the second panel overexplain the joke, it makes it look like he has swollen labia
 Scoo: Flakey Layers
 a robot: 10 for $10? What a deal!!
 grizzly: Doughnuts
Image 137054   10-10-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
 Hiddentigerma: @Mr. Shine Yea. But that's like saying your less annoying than noel edmonds.
 Mr. Shine: This is better than the show it is a parody of. Radvote.
 scribbs: Clever.
 LaeMi: Okay, this one is for my brother.
Image 137053   10-10-16   Uploaded by    sodamachine
 Jennerator: Unlike the Internet nerd on the city payroll
 miller: Ad for new Frankincense Coke. Coke adds (parthenogenetic) life.
 scribbs: @Air Biscuit It probably wouldn't have been a pine tree planted there.
 Air Biscuit: Is it supposed to be ironic that sign is made out of tree you cant find?
Image 137052   10-10-16   Uploaded by    bigASShobo
 VoR: Reminds me of Borkf's work. #88596
 Jaunty Shrimp: @hat thrab Yes, I think that's the term...*sobs and call shrimp therapist*
 hat thrab: @Jaunty Shrimp Would crustacean nips be....shrimpples?
 Jaunty Shrimp: My dad took pictures of my mom pregnant with me with her boobs painted like eyes and her belly button painted as a mouth. *eye twitch*
 Peter Pantsless: Oh! Oh! Just saw the blush under, "eyes". Nice touch!
 Peter Pantsless: Might want to do something about that five 'o clock shadow
 Frank herbert: Also i could do this but mine has a full mustache
 Frank herbert: Creepy af
 ShoKusogi: "Here's looking at you, kid." Humphrey Bogart
 hat thrab: are these female nipples now? Do I report this?
 A duck: *Hydraulic Press Channel guy's voice* WHAT THE FUCK?!
 Red: snapchat pls
Image 137051   10-10-16   Uploaded by    MabelSyrup
 Frank herbert: Sometimes he has 6 fingers
 Peter Pantsless: That's pretty goddamn funny
Image 137050   10-10-16   Uploaded by    toaster
 VoR: We're all a pretty big deal...
 AverageJoe: On the real life, I'm just an average joe, but on the internet I am a completely different person
 hajjpodge: this is soul-crushingly relevant to me.
 Jennerator: On the Internet no one can force Peter to wear pants
 ShoKusogi: @Skinr True, true. I, however, prefer being my own fool, online or off.
 Nothing: Fuckin enter button
 Nothing: I have to be Nothing on the internet because I''
 Skinr: be somebody on the internet... or be somebody's fool on the internet
 tib gubb: word
 Knice: @Peter Pantsless *under-the-table fist bump*
 a robot: Well, duh
 mrdiron: you can bbe someone on the friendly spaceship
 Peter Pantsless: @Peter Pantsless .jpg
 Peter Pantsless:
Image 137049   10-10-16   Uploaded by    jayjay
 ModelTRex: Hall Bunches and Oats
 duckfarts: i miss s'mores crunch, it was really good
 Jayfu: I would eat all of these.
 Niels Bohr: CooliOs
 ShoKusogi: Luda-Chris would be more accurate for the 4th panel
 Jennerator: Whatcha eatin? "Nut-N-Yeezy"
 Knice: Froot Snoops would have worked better.
Image 137048   10-10-16   Uploaded by    james
 WaffleIron: Keep pooping little guy, keep pooping
 AdaMan: Nicholas "Guinea Pig" Cage
 Wet farts: @Nope I'm still just a Nick in a Cage
 Jennerator: Nicholas Caged
 Nope: Despite all my rage...
Image 137047   10-10-16   Uploaded by    S R N
 trelyate: and nothing of value was lost
 Skaalar: @Jennerator As if he would leave them on the ground...
 DrinkMixMan: Chicken nuggets is like my family. My family is dead to me.
 DrinkMixMan: @Scoo And something's flesh
 Jaunty Shrimp: The happiest meal
 Wet farts: @Mr. Shine this, is, SIDEWAAAALK!
 Jennerator: Ronny Filyaw tripped here
 Scoo: This is Sad. Say what you will about McD's, but this was somebody's meal.
 Mr. Shine: This is tragedy. This is heartbreak.
 Peter Pantsless: How dare you pollute the Earth like that. Feel free to pollute your body, though
Image 137046   10-10-16   Uploaded by    DerMantis
 ch: Pilarious Penis Post
 Hiddentigerma: @Peter Pantsless Someone's into it. I gurantee you.
 duckfarts: @amyandy because this is something they sell to people in The 700 Club
 amyandy: How is this not scoring in the 800s?
 Frank herbert: Hes a real prick
 ShoKusogi: Now, this is a sticky wicket, wot?
 Jennerator: All his first dates become lesbians
 Mr. Shine: If this happens, consult your physician immediately
 Knice: Nice cocktus.
 LaeMi: ... And when she felt my prickles / she said 'Oh my! That tickles' / and now she's run off with a porkipine. / Chorus: Ohhhh, a cactus in my Y-fronts, a vulture on my head....
 LaeMi: Ouch
 Peter Pantsless: Virgin level: maxed-out
Image 137045   10-10-16   Uploaded by    McMuff
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