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205420  No Penguins Allowed: Amish people use plastics?

205372  Cami: @Hokie333 I worked with a guy who drove one of these and he would put empty beer cans in the stacks and they would rattle around with gentle driving. He would gun the engine and they would blow out onto the road around him. He would do it just to let you know he had been by your place.....I guess what I mean to say is I understand your cement fantasy.

205409  Felicity: Those Japanese and their tentacle art

205411  Felicity: Officer A-Little-Too-Friendly

205377  apoxia: I'm a psychologist and this year I worked with two men who had become acutely unwell and were in the psychiatric ward with anxiety about their tax returns being a primary trigger. They both had beliefs at delusional intensity.

205405  LurkedMoar: But man, is that moose seductive

205378  apoxia: Affect also means emotion. I use it a lot in my job as a psychologist.

205404  square44: smokestack is a bit redundant when your boiler opens up like that

205379  Jabberwikket: Erma ?

205409  LurkedMoar: Ika vs Tako

205381  apoxia: Indeed.

205384  apoxia: I also have a minidisk player! I used to use it to record my band at gigs.

205384  apoxia: I've still got mine. Without a scratch and it still works.

205420  fink: "Autobots! Roll the hay!"

205396  apoxia: Smash!

205387  Cami: No fun at all.

205401  apoxia: There's nothing worse.

205403  apoxia: dONK

205404  apoxia: Terrifying

205410  apoxia: Choices were made.

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205245 tib gubb: look, i don't need sarcasm from my operating system

205384 apoxia: I also have a minidisk player! I used to use it to record my band at gigs.

205372 Cami: @Hokie333 I worked with a guy who drove one of these and he would put empty beer cans in the stacks and they would rattle around with gentle driving. He would gun the engine and they would blow out onto the road around him. He would do it just to let you know he had been by your place.....I guess what I mean to say is I understand your cement fantasy.

205346 Knice: @fanny Yeah, but I don't want it gettin' all uppity-like. :-D

205192 Prostata: sorry 'bout your spyware

205169 VeeKay: @space Drove past your town today on't way to Nelson.

205236 apoxia: There's something wrong with me. All of these food photos just gross me out. The bacon, the burgers, and pizza with pepperoni sticks.

205186 Austin: light urple

205201 Pizza: @Felicity Font nerd!

205378 apoxia: Affect also means emotion. I use it a lot in my job as a psychologist.



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Score:
681
 
 ch: Work the magic, Poppin'
 Headoftheclass: If your crescent roll is a breadstick for longer than 4 hours, consult your baker.
 duckfarts: HOO HOOOOOOOOOOOO
 Jennerator: @Frank Herbert He's the Pillsbury dough MAN
 Frank herbert: @Jennerator maybe she does
 Kidneythief: Knead gently please
 Jennerator: Not only does the second panel overexplain the joke, it makes it look like he has swollen labia
 Scoo: Flakey Layers
 a robot: 10 for $10? What a deal!!
 grizzly: Doughnuts
Image 137054   10-10-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
Score:
369
 
 Hiddentigerma: @Mr. Shine Yea. But that's like saying your less annoying than noel edmonds.
 Mr. Shine: This is better than the show it is a parody of. Radvote.
 scribbs: Clever.
 LaeMi: Okay, this one is for my brother.
Image 137053   10-10-16   Uploaded by    sodamachine
Score:
459
 
 duckfarts: WELCOME TO HIPSTER PARK
 Jennerator: Unlike the Internet nerd on the city payroll
 miller: Ad for new Frankincense Coke. Coke adds (parthenogenetic) life.
 scribbs: @Air Biscuit It probably wouldn't have been a pine tree planted there.
 Air Biscuit: Is it supposed to be ironic that sign is made out of tree you cant find?
Image 137052   10-10-16   Uploaded by    bigASShobo
Score:
400
 
 VoR: Reminds me of Borkf's work. #88596
 Jaunty Shrimp: @hat thrab Yes, I think that's the term...*sobs and call shrimp therapist*
 hat thrab: @Jaunty Shrimp Would crustacean nips be....shrimpples?
 Jaunty Shrimp: My dad took pictures of my mom pregnant with me with her boobs painted like eyes and her belly button painted as a mouth. *eye twitch*
 Peter Pantsless: Oh! Oh! Just saw the blush under the...er, "eyes". Nice touch!
 Peter Pantsless: Might want to do something about that five 'o clock shadow
 duckfarts: HEY BUDDY, MY EYES ARE EXACTLY HERE
 Frank herbert: Also i could do this but mine has a full mustache
 Frank herbert: Creepy af
 ShoKusogi: "Here's looking at you, kid." Humphrey Bogart
 hat thrab: Wait...so are these female nipples now? Do I report this?
 A duck: *Hydraulic Press Channel guy's voice* WHAT THE FUCK?!
 Red: snapchat pls
Image 137051   10-10-16   Uploaded by    MabelSyrup
Score:
1117
 
 Frank herbert: Sometimes he has 6 fingers
 Peter Pantsless: That's pretty goddamn funny
Image 137050   10-10-16   Uploaded by    toaster
Score:
790
 
 VoR: We're all a pretty big deal...
 AverageJoe: On the real life, I'm just an average joe, but on the internet I am a completely different person
 hajjpodge: this is soul-crushingly relevant to me.
 Jennerator: On the Internet no one can force Peter to wear pants
 ShoKusogi: @Skinr True, true. I, however, prefer being my own fool, online or off.
 Nothing: Fuckin enter button
 Nothing: I have to be Nothing on the internet because I''
 Skinr: be somebody on the internet... or be somebody's fool on the internet
 tib gubb: word
 Knice: @Peter Pantsless *under-the-table fist bump*
 a robot: Well, duh
 mrdiron: you can bbe someone on the friendly spaceship
 Peter Pantsless: @Peter Pantsless .jpg
 Peter Pantsless: peter-pantsless.aggro-gator.com/
Image 137049   10-10-16   Uploaded by    jayjay
Score:
218
 
 ModelTRex: Hall Bunches and Oats
 duckfarts: i miss s'mores crunch, it was really good
 Jayfu: I would eat all of these.
 Niels Bohr: CooliOs
 ShoKusogi: Luda-Chris would be more accurate for the 4th panel
 Jennerator: Whatcha eatin? "Nut-N-Yeezy"
 Knice: Froot Snoops would have worked better.
Image 137048   10-10-16   Uploaded by    james
Score:
327
 
 WaffleIron: Keep pooping little guy, keep pooping
 AdaMan: Nicholas "Guinea Pig" Cage
 Wet farts: @Nope I'm still just a Nick in a Cage
 Jennerator: Nicholas Caged
 Nope: Despite all my rage...
Image 137047   10-10-16   Uploaded by    S R N
Score:
140
 
 trelyate: and nothing of value was lost
 Skaalar: @Jennerator As if he would leave them on the ground...
 DrinkMixMan: Chicken nuggets is like my family. My family is dead to me.
 DrinkMixMan: @Scoo And something's flesh
 Jaunty Shrimp: The happiest meal
 Wet farts: @Mr. Shine this, is, SIDEWAAAALK!
 Jennerator: Ronny Filyaw tripped here
 Scoo: This is Sad. Say what you will about McD's, but this was somebody's meal.
 Mr. Shine: This is tragedy. This is heartbreak.
 Peter Pantsless: How dare you pollute the Earth like that. Feel free to pollute your body, though
Image 137046   10-10-16   Uploaded by    DerMantis
Score:
381
 
 ch: Pilarious Penis Post
 Hiddentigerma: @Peter Pantsless Someone's into it. I gurantee you.
 duckfarts: @amyandy because this is something they sell to people in The 700 Club
 amyandy: How is this not scoring in the 800s?
 Frank herbert: Hes a real prick
 ShoKusogi: Now, this is a sticky wicket, wot?
 Jennerator: All his first dates become lesbians
 Mr. Shine: If this happens, consult your physician immediately
 Knice: Nice cocktus.
 LaeMi: ... And when she felt my prickles / she said 'Oh my! That tickles' / and now she's run off with a porkipine. / Chorus: Ohhhh, a cactus in my Y-fronts, a vulture on my head....
 LaeMi: Ouch
 Peter Pantsless: Virgin level: maxed-out
Image 137045   10-10-16   Uploaded by    McMuff
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