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263011  AlexDeLarge: @Mr. Butt 2-4-6-8, homer's crime was really great! Great, meaning large or immense; we use it in the pejorative sense!

263013  a robot: @a robot You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies??

263013  a robot: I used to be a bank teller and we would collect and save money that was really old, beat up, drawn/written on or otherwise mutilated, and send it back to the government. I'm not saying that system is perfect but I just don't think it's very likely that this kind of bill would end up in an ATM

263004  Bluetocracy: Critical fail on your walk roll. It's definitely a Monday.

263005  Bluetocracy: I want some part of our planet to really be a steampunk culture, so we can go there to visit.

262993  FormerLurker: @Zarathustra youre right, totally gay. And thats why its rad.

263011  Bluetocracy: You are what you eat... Oh, so you ARE fingernails.

262994  FormerLurker: Healthy as a horse now.

262946  Whatever: Fact: theres sexual innuendo in every successful fast food franchise logo if you look at it right

262949  Whatever: On the bright side, you only have to buy one of these horrors, and it coordinates with Halloween

262997  Not A Bot: looks like the fence won a few, too

263011  Mr. Butt: Some words are both nouns and adjectives, depending on how you use them.

263009  FormerLurker: For the record, despite my criticisms, I still voted rad.

262956  Whatever: But is it kosher?

263009  FormerLurker: See, thats awesome that they literally ran out of everything... but as a former restaurant manager, I feel like what they shouldve done is go to the grocery store and pay full prices for more ingredients. Even the most unusual ingredients can typically be found at restaurant supply stores that are in even medium sized cities. As I always used to tell my staff, the customer is more valuable than the product. But hey, Im out of the restaurant industry now entirely, so its not my problem!

262959  Whatever: Obviously poaching from Chipotle

263008  Shay: And you see kids, this is why daddy drinks.

262901  Side Boob: Please state the nature of the fashion emergency.

262965  Whatever: Trumps new lawyer looks pretty darn sharp

262968  Whatever: And thats the last time anyone saw Santa alive

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262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262685 Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262697 piranharama: Great band name

262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos



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 Lestrange: 'Can I speak to the manager?'
 LaeMi: Again the Man is keeping down the little-guy
 Skaalar: My littlest hero.
 chhumphrey: "One day, son, all this will be yours..."
 Retromancer: Don't talk to me or my son ever again.
 Amy Housewine: I hereby knight thee.
 Peter Pantsless: There there, little one. Mommy thinks you're a fun guy
Image 136960   10-10-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
440
 
 ShoKusogi: This is what a woman becomes after you marry her. No escape.
 Fett4life: Goo Goo for Gaga!
 Jennerator: Eye-liner
 SpaceCow: Attack of the Eye Creatures cosplay done on the cheap.
 Lestrange: Strangest nachos meme
 LaeMi: Because this nut .... has a thousand eyes .... and a thousand eyes.....
 Amy Housewine: Everything is better with googly eyes. NO EXCEPTIONS.
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless why not? they're hardly noticeable.
 Side Boob: I believe I once said "Googly eyes make everything funny." This image stands in stark contrast to that statement :/
 Off Topic: I just can't find any glasses that fit me.
 grizzly: My eyes are up here.
 Knice: She'd be fun to watch during an earthquake.
 SomeCanadian: HP Lovecraft would be so into this. But only him.
 Peter Pantsless: I don't like this new version of Google glass
Image 136959   10-10-16   Uploaded by    Bartleby
Image 136958 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Bacon Train. Your image was bad, Bacon Train.
Score:
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 Starky15: Can you feel me?
 Lestrange: They see me ridin
 ClockworkJackalope: Good news everybody
 SoyUnPerdedor: "just as you suspected, turtles all the way down..."
 Flarmie: I remember this level of Sonic the Hedgehog 2.
 grid: Avast!
 Scoo: Onward, my trusty steed!
 Off Topic: He's right behind me isn't he?
 Sandor: Slow down!
 Knice: [KLAK-KLAK-KLAK-KLAK-KLAK]
Image 136957   10-10-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
Score:
494
 
 wakkawakka: This parses, but I wish it didn't.
 Kess: @Knice That was the hardest I've laughed in a while, thank you.
 John Singapore: Cool shirt.
 Lestrange: Don't be this guy
 SomeCanadian: Next up: obvious thing now obvious!
 guest: in his defense there are some really fetching pool rafts out there
 Skaalar: @Off Topic Mind. Blown.
 annterland: No one can stop their love.
 Darkasnoon: @Peter Pantsless his brother and son, as it happens.
 Off Topic: If I leave a message won't I just be another voice in your head?
 Scoo: You know, what happens between a man and a pool raft indoors is no one's business but his own. It's when you take it to the public park, buddy.
 Peter Pantsless: Ohio Man must be Florida Man's brother
 a robot: Pool raft fuckers gotta fuck pool rafts
 Knice: [SKWEEKA-SKWEEKA-SKWEEKA-SKWEEKA-SKWEEKA]
Image 136956   10-10-16   Uploaded by    jonz
Score:
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 Yttermayn : Duck you in particular.
 SpaceCow: Bus drivers hate this one weird parking trick.
 Lestrange: Don't be this guy either
 trelyate: mmmm, justice
 hearsegirl: hey look! some asshole took up two spaces.
 PenguinBartender: "hahaha Bill, you should have seen the look on that stupid bus-driver's face when I cut him off on the interstate. What a... huh. Where did I park..my...car..."
 Knice: By shoaling together, the vehicles are better able to detect predators and dilute the chance of individual capture. The younger ones find protection in the center of the group, while the veterans forage and keep watch.
Image 136955   10-10-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
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 Air Biscuit: Palm fronds everywhere!
 Warrax: Extreme regional weather meme wrecks havoc in friendly spaceship.
 Darkasnoon: Californians aren't frond of harsh weather, dries up their palms, they'd rather leaf it be.
Image 136954   10-10-16   Uploaded by    karpeles
Score:
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 duckfarts: @Sandor THIS IS A GOOD THING
 mike58: I wanna log out and log back in and give more RADS!!
 a sedated moose: @Sandor TOP CAT, the most effectual TOP CAT, whose intellectual close friends get to call him TC
 Sandor: @duckfarts btw, sorry if the theme song is now stuck in your head (as it is in mine)
 duckfarts: @Sandor YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
 Sandor: Sort of reminds me of Benny from Top Cat
 SomeCanadian: Just one infinity scarf and a pumpkin spice latte away.
Image 136953   10-10-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
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 LancesLeftNut: They should get together with the raft fucker in #136596
 AdaMan: Google maps observes a strange sexual ritual in which the males, vying for dominance, attach themselves to logs along a beach
 Borkf: Your table football table is broken.
Image 136952   10-10-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
Score:
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 scribbs: Classic Prince Phillip!
 Mr. Lizard: We need you big and strong for upcoming internet coldwar... is fought with cats!
 Lestrange: Drop - spin - stab!
 Smorlacks: he has fallen on his sword..
 Knice: @Cami That made me so happy! :D
 Cami: Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo.
 AdaMan: Parliament was unsure why they were sufferring so many losses from the officer corps during peacetime operations.
 Skaalar: "For God's sake, would one of you peasants help him up?"
 Warrax: Breakin' 3: Electric Military
 whiplash: At far right: Mr. Humphries from "Are You Being Served?" Next to him, Bernie Sanders shows off his bling.
 whiplash: All together now: Ooooohhhh!
 Flirb Dampumple: Cocoon III: On Her Majesty's Ancient Service
 duckfarts: OG B-BOY MAD RESPECT
 fumbduck: No cutsies!
 ch: you glue the feet to a large circular base, that helps to keep it upright
 Borkf: Your soldier is broken.
Image 136951   10-10-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
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