Aggro-Gator is a socially-progressive site. We do not accept comments or images which are racist, sexist, or politically hostile. We're here to have fun, not to argue or antagonize. Read our mission statement if you're new here!



249303  Joseph: Please stop.

249274  San DoDo: Wood praise again

249278  San DoDo: Most haunting work to date!

249282  San DoDo: Now what?

249307  charlemagne: keep it up greg and it'll be two pounds of flesh

249286  San DoDo: They're steaming mad!

249288  San DoDo: Now kiss

249289  San DoDo: This is your final warning..

249292  San DoDo: I like the one where they try to break castle gates with a computer ram, also goat ram in the PC

249295  San DoDo: Tubular!

249296  San DoDo: Oh fou shou, fou shou

249305  San DoDo: This is awesome, I hope there's like a Blockbuster gift card in the socks

249296  charlemagne: maybe I did, and maybe I didn't. in all the confusion I'm not so sure myself. but what you should be asking is if you feel lucky

249297  charlemagne: the trick is to hit the acceleration just as the number two appears on the screen, you get a little boost

249312  Knice: Craigslist said it had power steering.

249215  Prostata: they make an ointment for that now

249305  Knice: Very not funny.

249312  sparename: Can use the Car-Mool Lane

249213  Science: On the losing end of the wishbone, and I won't pretend I don't mind

249305  Mr. Whiskers: And inside the socks...an Apple Watch. And inside the watch...dental floss. But inside the floss is oral hygiene - and that, my friend, is the true gift.

Search comments:



These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. Yurishiro
2. Felicity
3. tib gubb
4. Side Boob
5. dangerkeith3000
6. Robespierre
7. Scoo
8. Micro Jackson
9. ignatz
10. Air Biscuit



The top ten most commented-on images today:

249189 Astanapan: I find people who know what they want attractive.

249073 addend: "Okay, Google, tell Siri to tell Alexa to tell the copier..."

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249148 Amy Housewine: Your halo is broken.

249106 Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro

249218 Telkwa: Cristo Redentor

249049 Jaunty Shrimp: @Mr. Shine Sounds neat :)

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?



The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

wordjones uploaded 249148 (1574 points)
kristy uploaded 248959 (1347 points)
Bad Dad uploaded 248893 (1157 points)
Oober uploaded 248802 (1134 points)
fanny uploaded 249146 (984 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 248838 (946 points)
Supermansbrother uploaded 248861 (933 points)
Commodore 64 uploaded 249129 (908 points)
Fursona uploaded 248879 (888 points)
Supermansbrother uploaded 248855 (877 points)
east bay uploaded 249180 (877 points)
Warrax uploaded 248880 (859 points)
Fast Sloth uploaded 248920 (846 points)
Vanna uploaded 248979 (834 points)
aeroaero uploaded 248815 (831 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Supermansbrother: 12928 points
 2. Side Boob: 5655 points
 3. barfolomew: 5550 points
 4. WannaBee: 3551 points
 5. Annoying Vegan : 3081 points
 6. ChubbyBuddy: 2900 points
 7. Not A Bot: 2833 points
 8. Warrax: 2601 points
 9. fanny: 2546 points
10. tina: 2461 points
11. wordjones: 2013 points
12. dangerkeith3000: 1917 points
13. PlzPlzMe: 1820 points
14. Bad Dad: 1622 points
15. younglink: 1614 points
Only 79 out of 4800+ users have pledged $1 or more to Aggro-Gator. We need your tiny donation to cover our costs.

The site is being funded out of our own pockets, and we're one of the only sites explicitly dedicated to anti-racist, anti-sexist, safe-for-work content. Here's how you can help us stay open.


These features are only available for users ranked purple.

View all comments of the past 24 hours

Edit your own comments

Top 50 images of all time

(NEW!) 1000+ point images of the past 7 days

Purple users can also display more information on user profile pages, and flag problem users for disagreeable comments/images.



Users ranked blue or green have a customized page showing their uploads, as well as other images they have marked as favorites.You aren't logged in. You can get your own user page by logging in!

Here's a random example of a user page: Remp-Wulgus.aggro-gator.com

Today's weirdo item:

Updates once an hour.

Current queue length: 636
Registered users online in past hour: 1890

Average image score (last 24 hours): 359

Total number of comments: 1324701
Total number of images: 249286



To link to another image in a comment, type # before the image name, like this: #36995

To notify another user that you've responded to them, type @ before their name, like this: @Freddie Mercury

Uploads are queued. Your image(s) will not be posted immediately, but will usually show up in the feed within 12 hours (max 24h.)



The higher your ranking, the more features you can access. Purple-ranked users are able to moderate comments and images.

Avoid being flagged as a racist, creep, or whiner. If other users flag you as one or more of these, your ranking will suffer.

Reposts are part of life. If you visit often you may see the same image twice. No one needs to be notified that you've seen something already.

Moonmoon's FAQ: #1

Moonmoon's FAQ: #2

RANKINGS:

Best Worst

Improve your ranking by receiving (+) on your comment, uploading new images, and inviting new users. The XP needed for each rank goes up daily, so keep up, or you'll fall behind!

The elusive purple rank is available to the most prodigious commenters and uploaders. If you lack the time or effort to comment and upload, you can become purple by supporting our fund-raiser.

XP algorithm last updated 1/23/17 -- Moonmoon

XP needed for blue ranking: 121211
XP needed for green ranking: 39724
XP needed for yellow ranking: 0

You need to register an account and log in to see your rank.


Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.



 



 

 



 
Score:
697
 
 Lestrange: 'Can I speak to the manager?'
 LaeMi: Again the Man is keeping down the little-guy
 Skaalar: My littlest hero.
 chhumphrey: "One day, son, all this will be yours..."
 Retromancer: Don't talk to me or my son ever again.
 Amy Housewine: I hereby knight thee.
 Peter Pantsless: There there, little one. Mommy thinks you're a fun guy
Image 136960   10-10-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
440
 
 ShoKusogi: This is what a woman becomes after you marry her. No escape.
 Fett4life: Goo Goo for Gaga!
 Jennerator: Eye-liner
 SpaceCow: Attack of the Eye Creatures cosplay done on the cheap.
 Lestrange: Strangest nachos meme
 LaeMi: Because this nut .... has a thousand eyes .... and a thousand eyes.....
 Amy Housewine: Everything is better with googly eyes. NO EXCEPTIONS.
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless why not? they're hardly noticeable.
 Side Boob: I believe I once said "Googly eyes make everything funny." This image stands in stark contrast to that statement :/
 Off Topic: I just can't find any glasses that fit me.
 grizzly: My eyes are up here.
 Knice: She'd be fun to watch during an earthquake.
 SomeCanadian: HP Lovecraft would be so into this. But only him.
 Peter Pantsless: I don't like this new version of Google glass
Image 136959   10-10-16   Uploaded by    Bartleby
Image 136958 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Bacon Train. Boo, Bacon Train.
Score:
674
 
 Starky15: Can you feel me?
 Lestrange: They see me ridin
 ClockworkJackalope: Good news everybody
 SoyUnPerdedor: "just as you suspected, turtles all the way down..."
 Flarmie: I remember this level of Sonic the Hedgehog 2.
 grid: Avast!
 Scoo: Onward, my trusty steed!
 Off Topic: He's right behind me isn't he?
 Sandor: Slow down!
 Knice: [KLAK-KLAK-KLAK-KLAK-KLAK]
Image 136957   10-10-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
Score:
494
 
 wakkawakka: This parses, but I wish it didn't.
 Kess: @Knice That was the hardest I've laughed in a while, thank you.
 John Singapore: Cool shirt.
 Lestrange: Don't be this guy
 SomeCanadian: Next up: obvious thing now obvious!
 guest: in his defense there are some really fetching pool rafts out there
 Skaalar: @Off Topic Mind. Blown.
 annterland: No one can stop their love.
 Darkasnoon: @Peter Pantsless his brother and son, as it happens.
 Off Topic: If I leave a message won't I just be another voice in your head?
 Scoo: You know, what happens between a man and a pool raft indoors is no one's business but his own. It's when you take it to the public park, buddy.
 Peter Pantsless: Ohio Man must be Florida Man's brother
 a robot: Pool raft fuckers gotta fuck pool rafts
 Knice: [SKWEEKA-SKWEEKA-SKWEEKA-SKWEEKA-SKWEEKA]
Image 136956   10-10-16   Uploaded by    jonz
Score:
612
 
 Yttermayn : Duck you in particular.
 SpaceCow: Bus drivers hate this one weird parking trick.
 Lestrange: Don't be this guy either
 trelyate: mmmm, justice
 hearsegirl: hey look! some asshole took up two spaces.
 PenguinBartender: "hahaha Bill, you should have seen the look on that stupid bus-driver's face when I cut him off on the interstate. What a... huh. Where did I park..my...car..."
 Knice: By shoaling together, the vehicles are better able to detect predators and dilute the chance of individual capture. The younger ones find protection in the center of the group, while the veterans forage and keep watch.
Image 136955   10-10-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
486
 
 Air Biscuit: Palm fronds everywhere!
 Warrax: Extreme regional weather meme wrecks havoc in friendly spaceship.
 Darkasnoon: Californians aren't frond of harsh weather, dries up their palms, they'd rather leaf it be.
Image 136954   10-10-16   Uploaded by    karpeles
Score:
870
 
 duckfarts: @Sandor THIS IS A GOOD THING
 mike58: I wanna log out and log back in and give more RADS!!
 a sedated moose: @Sandor TOP CAT, the most effectual TOP CAT, whose intellectual close friends get to call him TC
 Sandor: @duckfarts btw, sorry if the theme song is now stuck in your head (as it is in mine)
 duckfarts: @Sandor YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
 Sandor: Sort of reminds me of Benny from Top Cat
 SomeCanadian: Just one infinity scarf and a pumpkin spice latte away.
Image 136953   10-10-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
378
 
 LancesLeftNut: They should get together with the raft fucker in #136596
 AdaMan: Google maps observes a strange sexual ritual in which the males, vying for dominance, attach themselves to logs along a beach
 Borkf: Your table football table is broken.
Image 136952   10-10-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
Score:
359
 
 scribbs: Classic Prince Phillip!
 Mr. Lizard: We need you big and strong for upcoming internet coldwar... is fought with cats!
 Lestrange: Drop - spin - stab!
 ignatz: he has fallen on his sword..
 Knice: @Cami That made me so happy! :D
 Cami: Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo.
 AdaMan: Parliament was unsure why they were sufferring so many losses from the officer corps during peacetime operations.
 Skaalar: "For God's sake, would one of you peasants help him up?"
 Warrax: Breakin' 3: Electric Military
 whiplash: At far right: Mr. Humphries from "Are You Being Served?" Next to him, Bernie Sanders shows off his bling.
 whiplash: All together now: Ooooohhhh!
 Flirb Dampumple: Cocoon III: On Her Majesty's Ancient Service
 duckfarts: OG B-BOY MAD RESPECT
 fumbduck: No cutsies!
 ch: you glue the feet to a large circular base, that helps to keep it upright
 Borkf: Your soldier is broken.
Image 136951   10-10-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
Page 1 ... 11230 11231 11232 11233 11234 11235 11236 ... 24928 pages total

<< Prev Page   Next Page >>







Comments left on Aggro-Gator are written by guests. We take no responsibility for the content of comments, images, or other user-created content. To report an inappropriate image or comment, email info@aggro-gator.com.


Aggro-Gator is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to amazon.com.

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.