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233490  Not A Bot: do people actually use right shift?

233506  Warrax: @Mr. Shine The Peach has it.

233398  Chile Quornwrap: @Felicity looool

233517  Yurishiro: "All aboard the friendly spaceship!"

233517  Yurishiro: Internet dock is pretty busy today

233494  dangerkeith3000: I had a roommate and if he drank one of my beers he'd leave one or two dollars in the fridge.

233504  dangerkeith3000: Maybe she has a cyst.

233514  tib gubb: joe rogan don't fuck around with no thunderstorms

233509  dangerkeith3000: Proof that anyone who says 'I'm too big to wear a condom' is a liar.

233517  barfolomew: In this town, a glass of water is never allowed to remain upright.

233517  Peter Pantsless: Ah, dang, my aunt left her door open again

233511  dangerkeith3000: For some reason I find this room very comforting.

233512  dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I don't know about that, but some dude had his arm all the way up Yoda's butt in Empire Strikes Back.

232765  Mr Bleak: @carpwoman I had one (or one very similar) - it was a PITA as the buttons were so damn small I couldn't press just one button at a time with any finger...

233505  Dr Awkward: Suffocation. Now breathing. Don't give a fuck if I start my life screaming.

233511  barfolomew: @angry you might have had better luck with Annette Funicello or Jayne Mansfield.

232767  Mr Bleak: Walt? Yeah, I think we found Nemo.

233508  Dr Awkward: I think SASSAS is going all the way this year. Go skwaawks!

232771  Mr Bleak: The mission and meaning of Unicorns: Farting Rainbows.

233486  barfolomew: @skillet lazers are like lasers, only even more badass.

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1. glenalec
2. Yurishiro
3. Robespierre
4. Felicity
5. tib gubb
6. Teechur
7. Mr. Shine
8. Ulillillia
9. Side Boob
10. Peter Pantsless

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233418 Kaviri: *his

233364 a robot: @jochenau *chef kiss* Flawless!

233302 tib gubb: what is this, a meme for a... right. carry on.

233370 Kaviri: Thank you for contacting bad dragon support center, how can I help you today?

233327 Mr. Shine: @fanny Urine IS sterile when fresh, after all.

233451 raditzu: green is the new... black?

233349 Whatever: Pretty old data if The Colbert Report is listed.

233372 Side Boob: @Sadbot While I agree that some people are indeed weird, I think you are painting with an overly large brush. Maybe you just need to get out more. vOv

233376 Science: I wanna Oompa those Loompas

233335 Mr. Shine: Now look at your man, now back to me.

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au bon pain uploaded 233034 (1140 points)
fanny uploaded 233197 (1135 points)
Gentleman uploaded 233126 (1119 points)
sergeant uploaded 233119 (1106 points)
grizzly uploaded 233074 (1095 points)
funy speling uploaded 233054 (1090 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 233341 (1048 points)
Mord Tingies uploaded 233165 (965 points)
a robot uploaded 233125 (963 points)
bigbison uploaded 233079 (958 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 233101 (957 points)

These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Robespierre: 20110 points
 2. Yurishiro: 11746 points
 3. Peter Pantsless: 5226 points
 4. Mr. Shine: 4358 points
 5. ping: 4169 points
 6. Not A Bot: 2685 points
 7. frankie: 2518 points
 8. HatStand: 2333 points
 9. Side Boob: 2096 points
10. Annoying Vegan : 1965 points
11. nimbus: 1939 points
12. cannabis: 1930 points
13. a robot: 1717 points
14. au bon pain: 1690 points
15. Skinr: 1688 points
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 Lestrange: 'Can I speak to the manager?'
 LaeMi: Again the Man is keeping down the little-guy
 Skaalar: My littlest hero.
 chhumphrey: "One day, son, all this will be yours..."
 Retromancer: Don't talk to me or my son ever again.
 Amy Housewine: I hereby knight thee.
 Peter Pantsless: There there, little one. Mommy thinks you're a fun guy
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 ShoKusogi: This is what a woman becomes after you marry her. No escape.
 Fett4life: Goo Goo for Gaga!
 Jennerator: Eye-liner
 SpaceCow: Attack of the Eye Creatures cosplay done on the cheap.
 Lestrange: Strangest nachos meme
 LaeMi: Because this nut .... has a thousand eyes .... and a thousand eyes.....
 Amy Housewine: Everything is better with googly eyes. NO EXCEPTIONS.
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless why not? they're hardly noticeable.
 Side Boob: I believe I once said "Googly eyes make everything funny." This image stands in stark contrast to that statement :/
 Off Topic: I just can't find any glasses that fit me.
 grizzly: My eyes are up here.
 Knice: She'd be fun to watch during an earthquake.
 SomeCanadian: HP Lovecraft would be so into this. But only him.
 Peter Pantsless: I don't like this new version of Google glass
Image 136959   10-10-16   Uploaded by    Bartleby
Image 136958 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Bacon Train. Boo, Bacon Train.
 Starky15: Can you feel me?
 Lestrange: They see me ridin
 ClockworkJackalope: Good news everybody
 SoyUnPerdedor: "just as you suspected, turtles all the way down..."
 Flarmie: I remember this level of Sonic the Hedgehog 2.
 Robespierre: Avast!
 Scoo: Onward, my trusty steed!
 Off Topic: He's right behind me isn't he?
 Sandor: Slow down!
Image 136957   10-10-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
 wakkawakka: This parses, but I wish it didn't.
 Kess: @Knice That was the hardest I've laughed in a while, thank you.
 John Singapore: Cool shirt.
 Lestrange: Don't be this guy
 SomeCanadian: Next up: obvious thing now obvious!
 guest: in his defense there are some really fetching pool rafts out there
 Skaalar: @Off Topic Mind. Blown.
 annterland: No one can stop their love.
 Darkasnoon: @Peter Pantsless his brother and son, as it happens.
 Off Topic: If I leave a message won't I just be another voice in your head?
 Scoo: You know, what happens between a man and a pool raft indoors is no one's business but his own. It's when you take it to the public park, buddy.
 Peter Pantsless: Ohio Man must be Florida Man's brother
 a robot: Pool raft fuckers gotta fuck pool rafts
Image 136956   10-10-16   Uploaded by    jonz
 Yttermayn : Duck you in particular.
 SpaceCow: Bus drivers hate this one weird parking trick.
 Lestrange: Don't be this guy either
 trelyate: mmmm, justice
 hearsegirl: hey look! some asshole took up two spaces.
 PenguinBartender: "hahaha Bill, you should have seen the look on that stupid bus-driver's face when I cut him off on the interstate. What a... huh. Where did I"
 Knice: By shoaling together, the vehicles are better able to detect predators and dilute the chance of individual capture. The younger ones find protection in the center of the group, while the veterans forage and keep watch.
Image 136955   10-10-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 Air Biscuit: Palm fronds everywhere!
 Warrax: Extreme regional weather meme wrecks havoc in friendly spaceship.
 Darkasnoon: Californians aren't frond of harsh weather, dries up their palms, they'd rather leaf it be.
Image 136954   10-10-16   Uploaded by    karpeles
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 mike58: I wanna log out and log back in and give more RADS!!
 a sedated moose: @Sandor TOP CAT, the most effectual TOP CAT, whose intellectual close friends get to call him TC
 Sandor: @duckfarts btw, sorry if the theme song is now stuck in your head (as it is in mine)
 duckfarts: @Sandor YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
 Sandor: Sort of reminds me of Benny from Top Cat
 SomeCanadian: Just one infinity scarf and a pumpkin spice latte away.
Image 136953   10-10-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
 LancesLeftNut: They should get together with the raft fucker in #136596
 AdaMan: Google maps observes a strange sexual ritual in which the males, vying for dominance, attach themselves to logs along a beach
 Borkf: Your table football table is broken.
Image 136952   10-10-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
 scribbs: Classic Prince Phillip!
 Mr. Lizard: We need you big and strong for upcoming internet coldwar... is fought with cats!
 Lestrange: Drop - spin - stab!
 ignatz: he has fallen on his sword..
 Knice: @Cami That made me so happy! :D
 Cami: Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo.
 AdaMan: Parliament was unsure why they were sufferring so many losses from the officer corps during peacetime operations.
 Skaalar: "For God's sake, would one of you peasants help him up?"
 Warrax: Breakin' 3: Electric Military
 whiplash: At far right: Mr. Humphries from "Are You Being Served?" Next to him, Bernie Sanders shows off his bling.
 whiplash: All together now: Ooooohhhh!
 Flirb Dampumple: Cocoon III: On Her Majesty's Ancient Service
 duckfarts: OG B-BOY MAD RESPECT
 fumbduck: No cutsies!
 ch: you glue the feet to a large circular base, that helps to keep it upright
 Borkf: Your soldier is broken.
Image 136951   10-10-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
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