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272382  Pickle Dick: Ah Chicago.

272342  Bob: Smelled great, I'm sure.

272371  Mr. Butt: Infringing copyright.

272360  Bob: So majestic, so floofy

272366  Bob: Definitely the elephant is pleased with itself.

272359  Not A Bot: The best camera is the one you have with you.

272367  tib gubb: hold on - i got this

272366  Off Topic: Gesundheit

201031  Dr Awkward: @Niels Bohr @TaintJuice @Niels Bohr @fanny I don't get why my old comments are all under different use names? I think that's why I lost my purple status. Weird

272350  Dr Awkward: For obvious reasons, I'm more partial to this rendition of this meme #168171

272366  Spazstatic: I imagine the elephant laughing maniacally while doing this.

272349  In The Pocket: Ah, the illustrious NOPE road

272351  Dr Awkward: "Oh yeah, you and what army?.. oh God! A cat army?!"

272355  Dr Awkward: Fort Floof.

272368  Korrok: Korrok approves.

272362  dangerkeith3000: What's your point? People are fake.

272361  Scoo: Is your girlfriend being honored by the Friar's Club?

272365  dangerkeith3000: Oldie but goodie.

272360  mammal883: The one on the left seems sweet. That one on the right, though, there's trouble there, mark my words.

272351  trelyate: Dethklok Home for Wayward Kitties

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Score:
513
 
 Skaalar: @2Berries I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE
 Lestrange: @Greek Fire Sorry Greek Fire, didn't see that.
 Lestrange: Killer move that cures cancer.
 ch: crabs really have too many appendages
 2Berries: How do we kill something we cant see? I know, we shave our pubs & use the special shampoo for two weeks!
 Yttermayn : Poor crab.
 hajjpodge: And so Joe's Crabshack was created.
 Knice: I hear this doesn't turn out well for the crab.
 Greek Fire: @Mexico Goddammit
 Greek Fire: The cure for cancer.
 Janston: Pubic lice
 Janston: That's one way to get rid of the
 Kidneythief: @Scoo you bastard! Take my plus for being quick.
 Jennerator: The AIDS card is a lot weirder
 Kidneythief: This kills the crab
 agentpaint: This kills the crab
 Mexico: BEHOLD, PEASANTS, FOR I HAVE DEFEATED CANCER!
 BlarfyB: The One of Stabs
 White Rice: Crab battle?
Image 136877   10-09-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
859
 
 Beer 30: UK national bird in action.
 AverageJoe: something similar happened to me, but with a seagull
 Annoying Vegan : Your windows are cheep
 Frank herbert: Chirp motherfucker
 square44: @Kidneythief would have made more sense to quote Twitter
 Kidneythief: Would be better without the Tumblr
Image 136876   10-09-16   Uploaded by    Religion X
Score:
240
 
 Futurepants: Or a heavy pot-smoking grandma
 Futurepants: Either a grandma or a heavy pot smoker.
 SpaceCow: This will make a great find for a wasteland wanderer someday.
 ShoKusogi: @Annoying Vegan They find a wormhole to somewhere private before they mate. Apparently, yours haven't found the wormhole to return yet.
 Teechur: This spells disaster for vacuum cleaners.
 Warrax: Your locks are not safe. Your safes are not locked. And your locks are hanging loose.
 Coolguy: @BlarfyB hmmm, I see...
 BlarfyB: @Coolguy Hair wranglers, I believe.
 Coolguy: If paper clips are sheet herders, then are hair clips hair herders?
 BlarfyB: @Annoying Vegan They probably need more light. And/or tasty animal protein!
 BlarfyB: @Kidneythief Thanks! You will be here soon - have a + to get a bit closer.
 Annoying Vegan : @Jennerator Do they actually produce offspring though? Cuz I buy like a thousand of these on a card, and now I can probably find eight of them.
 Kidneythief: @BlarfyB I'll bow to your wit. Have my plus. I'm coming for purple though! Watch your back :-p
 BlarfyB: @Kidneythief I'll bet she has some hair-pin curves! *hubba hubba*
 Jennerator: They mate when not observed
 Kidneythief: @BlarfyB you've got me pinned!
 BlarfyB: @Kidneythief Is her name Bobby?
 Kidneythief: Above: my shower after my wife
Image 136875   10-09-16   Uploaded by    withak
Score:
254
 
 KL1NGON: Thanks autism.
 ShoKusogi: If you didn't use a #2, then your test ain't worth shit
 Frank herbert: Should have used a 2b
 Kidneythief: But I thought my answers would be one and a half times more correct
Image 136874   10-09-16   Uploaded by    Gluten Fee
Score:
530
 
 SpaceCow: Available in canvas prints at your local Hobby Micks. Act now and get a poster of the Eiffel tower in glorious black and white.
 Skaalar: @Nope Eh, she was stealing money off my dresser for more of kitschy posters anyway.
 Air Biscuit: Nice pizza pizza wall art.
 3ravens: @Nope and mine until very recently :'
 Coolguy: aujourd'hui quelquefois deja vu
 Kidneythief: @Nope I miss her so!
 Yam: Spookycat
 Nope: As seen on that hipster girls wall that you had a crush on in 2004
 ClockworkJackalope: Ah I see someone one got a new profile pic
 Kidneythief: Rad for making me use Google translate. Well played.
Image 136873   10-09-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
489
 
 Lestrange: Indian Army uniforms were becoming really silly between 1945 and 1947.
 whiplash: v (We would also accept, "Cockle-doo, rooster, cockel-doo")
 whiplash: Original silent movie version of "Babe." "That'll do, rooster, that'll do."
 AverageJoe: because a parrot was too mainstream...
 Frank herbert: Man with a giant cock
 Jennerator: Parrots were hard to come by in the old west
 ClockworkJackalope: Well that's a regular cock up
 Kidneythief: Hugh Laurie was a cowboy?
Image 136872   10-09-16   Uploaded by    GrannyM
Score:
630
 
 Lestrange: Gotta light M8?
 Frank herbert: Beedle beedle beep.
 Frank herbert: @Janston yes
 Jennerator: C3PO says fuck my programming bro I AM A GOD BITCHES
 BlarfyB: @Gomi Day Shortly after Twiki's overthrow of Dr. Theopolis.
 Gomi Day: twiki, no!
 a robot: ALL HAIL THE FIERY MASTER
 Janston: Three nipples, or three dicks?
 ClockworkJackalope: REMEMBER ME! REMEMBER ME!
 Kidneythief: Gotta be careful with the Indian food!
 nanananana: Lookout, Asimo! Giant Flamethrower Robot Babby is right behind you!
Image 136871   10-09-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
690
 
 phailsauce: Huh huh huh! Zi Bridge! She need zi repairs!
 A duck: Which one!?!?!? I keep calling Romeo 0714 F / 28 but no one answers!
 tib gubb: hey. me too!
 Poop Bird: nice try internets
 Mr. Pepper: This will sound rude and awful but I don't think a woman who has a chicken leg in her bed has a good personality
 Frank herbert: @Nothing shes only half a lady my friend. And you don't find out which half until it's too late
 Jennerator: Somewhere you will never find
 Nothing: Why does a lady have the username Romeo?
 Janston: All proxed up and nowhere to go.
 Knice: Can I interest you in a gently used fuck-buddy?
 Kidneythief: Pffft. I have tons of sexy singles in my area who want to chat.
 Ignatius: I'm in FreeVPN, that's probably pretty close
Image 136870   10-09-16   Uploaded by    alex
Score:
567
 
 tib gubb: I'M GONNA FEED YOU TO MY CHILDREN
 ninetailorochimaru: Heard you talkin shit like I wouldn't find out
 SoyUnPerdedor: He ded?
 illBilliam: Aaaaand off to Firelink Shrine we go
 Kidneythief: @red this image is so damned Rad. Thank you.
 Kidneythief: A Golden Eagle can drop a large deer. Don't fuck with mother nature!
 Nope: Bird is all like "I HAVE A RIGHT TO PRIVACY"
Image 136869   10-09-16   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
218
 
 Skaalar: Maybe don't drink while driving, huh?
 Air Biscuit: Dont care what anyone says, put 320000 km on one of these, camped in it, accidentally crossed a river one time, pulled people out of ditches in it, loved it, only let it go cause i changed countries. Got a newer grand cherokee, wish i still had that one tho.
 tib gubb: if you love doing tedious electrical troubleshooting... THIS JEEP'S FOR YOU!
 Kidneythief: @Frank herbert I need more friends like you and less with hyundais
 Frank herbert: @Kidneythief 07 mercedes clk 550. 62 ford galaxie 500. 66 mercury monterrey 390. ...... 2001 town car with a 4.6. Shhhh. Its my work car.
 Coolguy: Yeah how about that 1.8L vtec... ohhhh wait wrong thread.... I'll see my self out now.
 Kidneythief: @Frank herbert I have an 01 slp ss camaro with an ls1. Love my baby.
 Frank herbert: @Kidneythief my 89 vette and my 91 firebird had lt1's. I want an ls7.
 Kidneythief: @Frank herbert 5.7 ls1 is my favorite engine to date. Take a plus brother.
 Frank herbert: @Kidneythief no sir/ma'am. Good ol' chevy 5.7. Or a classic windsor 351. Or a nice 390. I miss my old 5.5 v12 biturbo also.
 Kidneythief: @Frank herbert I hope you're not referring to the 4 liter 6 cyl as a big engine
 Frank herbert: @Kidneythief hey now. Stupid big motors are manly. Jeeps are not.
 Jennerator: I'm hoping you value your penis more than your bank account
 Janston: This coming from a guy who has stick figure family stickers.
 Knice: I am manly because of this thing I bought.
 Coolguy: Jeep people are weird
 Kidneythief: If you throw caution to the wind and buy shitty things to compensate for your lack of masculinity, this vehicle IS for you!
Image 136868   10-09-16   Uploaded by    RzK
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