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262800  ignatz: *sigh* recycled trees

120649  Mr. Angry: just for a second i thought one of the geese was standing on the other one.

262792  Mexico: And I thought the anticipation would kill me!

120536  Mr. Angry: "...Ms. Frizzle, are we going to learn anything about fast food today? Ms. Frizzle?..."

262784  VoR: It's OK. I suited up earlier.

262799  mission2mars: Wooo Morgantown

262780  Off Topic: @Rocktor Dockward I know your secret.

262782  Whatever: Voldemort and his grandnephew Donnie Trump in the days of yore

262785  Whatever: Where lurks the Lorax?

262776  Not A Bot: That kid must have a huge cock to land a fly honey with an ass like dat!

262785  sparename: Mr Mimoggy

262786  sparename: This clownfish looks funny

262631  Porm Munties: me also @Air Biscuit

262773  Robespierre: Is that glitter? Please, tell me that's not glitter.

262795  Peter Pantsless: I can see your pepperoni!

262782  Robespierre: Older than the WebNets, this image is.

262785  CaptainCatbreath: I want to be told that it knows Kung Fu.

262744  Robespierre: @Science Well, THAT's rather irresponsible of them. Of course, "they" will never have to live with the consequences ... more than sorta like ignoring global warming.

262782  raditzu: @Dr Awkward ummm, baby? i thought it was her/his meal...

262762  Science: @Dr Awkward: It's only about ejaculation if you understand the Internet. You mom and her friend are completely innocent and, therefore, safe.

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262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262570 dangerkeith3000: Tom wanted to be everyone's friend.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.



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Score:
365
 
 Prombom: None of them are connected to the internet.
 Skinr: @Kidneythief It'll be out as soon as they finish their line of flavors named after every single past and present member of the Steve Miller band
 Kidneythief: New Ben and Jerry's ice cream flavor? Yes!
 Teechur: We drained our pool. Now we fatty splat.
Image 136780   10-09-16   Uploaded by    usernamee
Score:
601
 
 Peter Pantsless: Best friends. There's a whole set of these, and a video tinyurl.com/…
 FabricMan: "Uh oh. I haz a flavr."
 Darkasnoon: The rare double-tongued tiger
 ClockworkJackalope: I'm freaking out! I'm freaking out! I'm a good boy, don't let it eat me
 scribbs: "Are you sure? He smells like food."
Image 136779   10-09-16   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
620
 
 unoplank: oh hey i upgraded your flag
 LaeMi: Damned freeloaders.
 Hiddentigerma: @LogicKitty You can easily kill america. Your country has been fighting itself about which idiot will be your idiot king.
 LogicKitty: Something something something can't kill the spirit of America
 Skinr: looks like it's a Freeedom Focus now
 grizzly: @Greek Fire I am actually 1/64th Cherokee.
 Greek Fire: @grizzly "Now I'm in Gitmo"
 Lestrange: Don't tread on me. Or summat.
 Wet farts: Plz halp...
 fanny: Thanks Obama!
 grizzly: I was on a plane that killed a bald eagle in Norfolk, VA once.
 a robot: "Hey asshole, a little help here?"
 Amy Housewine: Ramming speed!
 Headoftheclass: Coolest. Hood. Ornament. EVAH! USA! USA! USA!
 scribbs: Eddie's first driving lesson didn't end well.
 Kidneythief: Injured raptors really tug at my heart strings.
 Flarmie: Plot twist - it's a foreign car.
Image 136778   10-09-16   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
948
 
 SomeOtherCanadian: @guest Zelda is a girl
 BlarfyB: @Skinr I think you are underestimating the power of assholes. Unfortunately.
 Skinr: Just thought of another cool thing about this costume: it's one of the few strong female characters that assholes can't slut-shame
 Skinr: Awesome Samus cosplay; I'd imagine most people take the easy way out and just do the Zero Suit, but this is dedication right here
 Gomi Day: samus aran is supposed to be 6'3. IMMERSION RUINED
 Himesama: @a robot Very talented dedicated people go the extra mile to make their costume out of material that is breathable I have even seen people that install fans in their helmet. It's all for the love of cosplay.
 fanny: @a robot seriously you've gotta keep that in mind. Same goes for costumes that require a prop, i mean do you really want to carry something around all day?
 scribbs: Wow.
 Sandor: Now roll up and knock stuff down!
 guest: if zelda was a girl would she date metroid?
 a robot: I appreciate the effort people put in to make elaborate costumes, but it seems like it would be annoying to walk around in that all day. Very rad, all the same
Image 136777   10-09-16   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
373
 
 SomeCanadian: *touch touch*
 Firm Buttocks: At home with the Wests
 Scoo: Signed, Mom
 scribbs: Another good motivator: candy.
Image 136776   10-09-16   Uploaded by    twenty4
Score:
296
 
 SomeCanadian: Hieronymus Bosch's initial career as a cook-book illustrator did not pan out so well.
 NetBelleAnie: Remember kids, combining Halloween and Thanksgiving gives us interesting molecular gastronomy.
 midnightmosesuk: Good food, good meat, good God, let's eat!
 Kidneythief: Is that how turducken is made?
 Nope: Thats getting into serial killer territory
Image 136775   10-09-16   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
306
 
 SomeCanadian: How do you flush Siri without flushing the phone
 Cami: What if I cut the cat into small flushable pieces?
 ShoKusogi: My future wasn't listed, so I flushed that.
 NetBelleAnie: 4Damn, I guess I'll have to find a different bathroom.
 Hiddentigerma: Don't tell me what to do.
 desertfox: Sandwich. Singular. HA!
 Joseph: To be on the safe side, I'm not flushing at all.
 VoR: All the cats!
 Kidneythief: Jokes on you! I flushed my hopes and dreams years ago.
 scribbs: Doesn't say "Even more cats," so I think I'm safe.
Image 136774   10-09-16   Uploaded by    McMuff
Score:
709
 
 Moonmoon: We'd love to do such a thing. It is, unfortunately, not within our budget (nor would we be able to turn a profit at any reasonable price.)
 Wet farts: I'm down for a mascot plush when someone decides to make one. I wouldn't mind paying up to $50 for one. Plus it would supports AG
 Peter Pantsless: @a robot a plush mascot would make AG all the money in the world
 Darkasnoon: Mascot is a folding master, turned his shirt into a hat.
 a robot: I want a tiny stuffed version of Mascot!!!
 Fishy: OH. MY. GOD.
Image 136773   10-09-16   Uploaded by    Futurepants
Score:
297
 
 Hiddentigerma: @Spazstatic Your not allowed to dictate your fucks anymore? Ugh. Modern times are so dull.
 Spazstatic: I am running windows and running errands to the end so that I don't have a job to make it to you as a team of your company to get to shrieveport for some time in this process of applying for an apartment for rent and apartment space is in my apartment with my parents on Friday to meet up and get the best deal for the area is very easy for me and my son is a good starting job with you in your office or if I can make sure I'm not sure how you want me in your arms for me was a bit more to get a good deal
 Sandor: @Skinr that was my first thought, but the "f***" doesn't seem like something someone would dictate. Oh well- it's entertaining and confusing :)
 Skinr: @Sandor it looks like they dictated it to Siri, so there might have been some subtle meaning in the syntax that was lost... but probably not
 LogicKitty: Jim, after you get milk I also need you to take your medication
 Kidneythief: Mom had a stroke :(
 Sandor: How did that person write so much in one minute?
 guest: i can't stop reading this
 scribbs: Looks like it's not just this phone that needs to be charged.
 Peach: Jim acts a little strange ever since he made eye contact with Alex Jones.
Image 136772   10-09-16   Uploaded by    dad
Score:
730
 
 scribbs: You know him better than me, so...probably?
 Nope: @scribbs my dad?
 scribbs: Guess who gets second place in the play-dead Olympics.
 a robot: Toasted marshmallow floof
Image 136771   10-09-16   Uploaded by    cenecia
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