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192457  Jennerator: He can make a fist and pitch the GNP of a small country into scattered shards like a thrown dirt clod. ...And they're really just rocks.

192456  fanny: Touchdern!

192456  bug: This is me. This is how I catch things. I even get the same terrified "oh crap, I'm not going to catch this, why did he have to throw it" face.

192438  wolfpk: The other side has a razor blade.

192429  Horatio: If we get one more blue after me before the purple's jump on we can get a pattern going.

192463  fanny: oh god, like Palin is our biggest problem now

192445  wolfpk: What the..... never mind, probably best I don't know.

192461  piranharama: We're going in full throttle, that oughta keep those fighters off our backs!

192458  Jennerator: Bigfoot in the suburbs

192447  wolfpk: Hardly a block, floor it!

192448  wolfpk: 10,000 year from now they will be asking how they built that.

192434  Horatio: Why are there so many Reboot references recently? Is it getting a reboot?

192460  Jennerator: Dancing Baby's about to get more lively

192460  wolfpk: @Aufziehvogel That's what the 11 seconds are for.

192454  Sage: Your joke is bad, and you should feel bad. But only a little. Puns are usually bad.

192461  wolfpk: Trust me, hounds are stupid. I will have your back!

192461  Dr Awkward: @tib gubb sneaky asshole versus gives-zero-fucks asshole

192463  Sage: Hanging in effigy is not an appropriate response to anything. Understandable, but not appropriate.

192417  Jabberwikket: And how do they sign it ? Dick move Nine Ten Dos, Dick move....

192420  redmonkey3: Nevermind... ceasing to comment - probably - until less sick in sinuses

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192319 Donut: AND THEY ALL WANT SUN-CHIPS!

192284 SpaceCow: "What, ya never seen a two stone guinea pig?"

192309 White Rice: @SomeCanadian I've pretty much come to terms with that being how I'll die one day. There'll be a big, murder-kitty, and I'll just go for it.

192333 SunWukong: Google Image best guess? "Photograph". FFS.

192306 Donut: That's not a five dollar bill! You TRICKED me, Uber!

192340 Donut: @dangerkeith3000 I prefer Righteous Cheerleader to be honest.

192263 duckfarts: what's the big deal? they just need to land on it when they come back

192258 Robespierre: Musta been when the Mets were ensconsed in the Polo Grounds, pre-Shea. Anyway ... jeez, what a pointless supervillain.

192288 SpaceCow: Jonathan Davis' message to his fans.

192291 Zukero: @Teechur thanks Obama



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Score:
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 Prombom: None of them are connected to the internet.
 Skinr: @Kidneythief It'll be out as soon as they finish their line of flavors named after every single past and present member of the Steve Miller band
 Kidneythief: New Ben and Jerry's ice cream flavor? Yes!
 Teechur: We drained our pool. Now we fatty splat.
Image 136780   10-09-16   Uploaded by    usernamee
Score:
601
 
 Peter Pantsless: Best friends. There's a whole set of these, and a video tinyurl.com/…
 FabricMan: "Uh oh. I haz a flavr."
 Darkasnoon: The rare double-tongued tiger
 ClockworkJackalope: I'm freaking out! I'm freaking out! I'm a good boy, don't let it eat me
 scribbs: "Are you sure? He smells like food."
Image 136779   10-09-16   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
620
 
 unoplank: oh hey i upgraded your flag
 LaeMi: Damned freeloaders.
 Hiddentigerma: @LogicKitty You can easily kill america. Your country has been fighting itself about which idiot will be your idiot king.
 ch: you're going to need a new timing belt and a tin of sardines
 LogicKitty: Something something something can't kill the spirit of America
 Skinr: looks like it's a Freeedom Focus now
 grizzly: @Greek Fire I am actually 1/64th Cherokee.
 Greek Fire: @grizzly "Now I'm in Gitmo"
 Lestrange: Don't tread on me. Or summat.
 Wet farts: Plz halp...
 fanny: Thanks Obama!
 grizzly: I was on a plane that killed a bald eagle in Norfolk, VA once.
 a robot: "Hey asshole, a little help here?"
 Amy Housewine: Ramming speed!
 Headoftheclass: Coolest. Hood. Ornament. EVAH! USA! USA! USA!
 scribbs: Eddie's first driving lesson didn't end well.
 Kidneythief: Injured raptors really tug at my heart strings.
 Flarmie: Plot twist - it's a foreign car.
Image 136778   10-09-16   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
1767
 
 SomeOtherCanadian: @guest Zelda is a girl
 BlarfyB: @Skinr I think you are underestimating the power of assholes. Unfortunately.
 Skinr: Just thought of another cool thing about this costume: it's one of the few strong female characters that assholes can't slut-shame
 Skinr: Awesome Samus cosplay; I'd imagine most people take the easy way out and just do the Zero Suit, but this is dedication right here
 Gomi Day: samus aran is supposed to be 6'3. IMMERSION RUINED
 Himesama: @a robot Very talented dedicated people go the extra mile to make their costume out of material that is breathable I have even seen people that install fans in their helmet. It's all for the love of cosplay.
 fanny: @a robot seriously you've gotta keep that in mind. Same goes for costumes that require a prop, i mean do you really want to carry something around all day?
 scribbs: Wow.
 Sandor: Now roll up and knock stuff down!
 guest: if zelda was a girl would she date metroid?
 a robot: I appreciate the effort people put in to make elaborate costumes, but it seems like it would be annoying to walk around in that all day. Very rad, all the same
Image 136777   10-09-16   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
373
 
 SomeCanadian: *touch touch*
 Firm Buttocks: At home with the Wests
 Scoo: Signed, Mom
 scribbs: Another good motivator: candy.
Image 136776   10-09-16   Uploaded by    twenty4
Score:
296
 
 SomeCanadian: Hieronymus Bosch's initial career as a cook-book illustrator did not pan out so well.
 NetBelleAnie: Remember kids, combining Halloween and Thanksgiving gives us interesting molecular gastronomy.
 midnightmosesuk: Good food, good meat, good God, let's eat!
 Kidneythief: Is that how turducken is made?
 Nope: Thats getting into serial killer territory
Image 136775   10-09-16   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
306
 
 SomeCanadian: How do you flush Siri without flushing the phone
 Cami: What if I cut the cat into small flushable pieces?
 ShoKusogi: My future wasn't listed, so I flushed that.
 NetBelleAnie: 4Damn, I guess I'll have to find a different bathroom.
 Hiddentigerma: Don't tell me what to do.
 desertfox: Sandwich. Singular. HA!
 Joseph: To be on the safe side, I'm not flushing at all.
 VoR: All the cats!
 Kidneythief: Jokes on you! I flushed my hopes and dreams years ago.
 scribbs: Doesn't say "Even more cats," so I think I'm safe.
Image 136774   10-09-16   Uploaded by    McMuff
Score:
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 Moonmoon: We'd love to do such a thing. It is, unfortunately, not within our budget (nor would we be able to turn a profit at any reasonable price.)
 Wet farts: I'm down for a mascot plush when someone decides to make one. I wouldn't mind paying up to $50 for one. Plus it would supports AG
 Peter Pantsless: @a robot a plush mascot would make AG all the money in the world
 Darkasnoon: Mascot is a folding master, turned his shirt into a hat.
 a robot: I want a tiny stuffed version of Mascot!!!
 Fishy: OH. MY. GOD.
Image 136773   10-09-16   Uploaded by    Futurepants
Score:
297
 
 Hiddentigerma: @Spazstatic Your not allowed to dictate your fucks anymore? Ugh. Modern times are so dull.
 Spazstatic: I am running windows and running errands to the end so that I don't have a job to make it to you as a team of your company to get to shrieveport for some time in this process of applying for an apartment for rent and apartment space is in my apartment with my parents on Friday to meet up and get the best deal for the area is very easy for me and my son is a good starting job with you in your office or if I can make sure I'm not sure how you want me in your arms for me was a bit more to get a good deal
 Sandor: @Skinr that was my first thought, but the "f***" doesn't seem like something someone would dictate. Oh well- it's entertaining and confusing :)
 Skinr: @Sandor it looks like they dictated it to Siri, so there might have been some subtle meaning in the syntax that was lost... but probably not
 LogicKitty: Jim, after you get milk I also need you to take your medication
 Kidneythief: Mom had a stroke :(
 Sandor: How did that person write so much in one minute?
 guest: i can't stop reading this
 scribbs: Looks like it's not just this phone that needs to be charged.
 Peach: Jim acts a little strange ever since he made eye contact with Alex Jones.
Image 136772   10-09-16   Uploaded by    dad
Score:
730
 
 scribbs: You know him better than me, so...probably?
 Nope: @scribbs my dad?
 scribbs: Guess who gets second place in the play-dead Olympics.
 a robot: Toasted marshmallow floof
Image 136771   10-09-16   Uploaded by    cenecia
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