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175192  Bu7Z: It's no use, I've been driving around at 88mph since the eighties... Still just getting old.

175197  Amy Housewine: The cosmetic surgery to turn him into a monster was successful. What he lost in peripheral vision, he gained in sex appeal.

175205  Derp Herpigan: Those apples seem a wrong color for consumption.

175193  Bu7Z: @dangerous dave there once was a pelican from Nantucket, and let me just say the stories you may have heard about him are grossly exagurated.

175196  fakeusername: @Bu7Z ah yes that timeless sailor's fantasy of a fish with a booty

175193  Bu7Z: @Teechur and yet, a similar lesson could be taken away...

175200  Derp Herpigan: Kanye dig it?

175193  dangerous dave: There once was a pelican from Nantucket. ...No, wait.

175194  Bu7Z: I would have got away with it, if it weren't for you meddling cats.

175184  Teechur: You're the wind beneath my wing....

175197  tritium: @ignatz They are basically airbags, designed to burst on impact and lessen the force of impact.

175195  Bu7Z: Somewhere, inside, five teens confront some old dude who mutters the words, 'I would have got away with it ,if it weren't for you mother fucking kuntz.

175197  dangerous dave: Who hacked my PC and stole my glamor shots?

175197  tritium: Long live the new flesh!

175185  Teechur: Don't worry. Just poopin' They already stole me lucky charms.

175172  dangerous dave: @tritium Perhaps because he shouldn't have eaten so many of his daughter's brownies between selling houses and entrepreneuring the telecommunications?

175183  dangerkeith3000: @dangerous dave it was probably made before postal codes because standardized. zip code 98062 is in Washington and they used WN instead of the standard WA.

175196  Bu7Z: Personally, a human booty with a fish head is more versatile than a lady body from the waist up but all fishy from there down.

175186  Teechur: How a toddler view potty training.....

175188  Teechur: Why is it an officer that totes my goats?

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174993 zupobaloop: @piranharama "I wanna see your pea-cock, cock, cock" -- Katy Perry

175163 Noremak: @Noremak Correction and clarification: Last pagan country in Europe.

175039 Dan Tagonistic: *Swipes right

174989 Mr. Shine: All I had was ONE cocktail, honest.

175017 raditzu: Applesplit!

175097 Teechur: @Hokie33 That's what I'm afraid of! RIP GC.

175175 Noremak: @Bu7Z Save it for the after party at Aggro-Con 2017.

175009 piranharama: @tib gubb Hello tech support, have you tried switching it off and on?

175164 BavidDowie: @FabricMan Frog Caviar

175170 Prostata: that is not how you make pressed ham



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Score:
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 Prombom: None of them are connected to the internet.
 Skinr: @Kidneythief It'll be out as soon as they finish their line of flavors named after every single past and present member of the Steve Miller band
 Kidneythief: New Ben and Jerry's ice cream flavor? Yes!
 Teechur: We drained our pool. Now we fatty splat.
Image 136780   10-09-16   Uploaded by    usernamee
Score:
601
 
 Peter Pantsless: Best friends. There's a whole set of these, and a video tinyurl.com/…
 FabricMan: "Uh oh. I haz a flavr."
 Darkasnoon: The rare double-tongued tiger
 ClockworkJackalope: I'm freaking out! I'm freaking out! I'm a good boy, don't let it eat me
 scribbs: "Are you sure? He smells like food."
Image 136779   10-09-16   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
620
 
 unoplank: oh hey i upgraded your flag
 LaeMi: Damned freeloaders.
 Hiddentigerma: @LogicKitty You can easily kill america. Your country has been fighting itself about which idiot will be your idiot king.
 ch: you're going to need a new timing belt and a tin of sardines
 LogicKitty: Something something something can't kill the spirit of America
 Skinr: looks like it's a Freeedom Focus now
 grizzly: @Greek Fire I am actually 1/64th Cherokee.
 Greek Fire: @grizzly "Now I'm in Gitmo"
 Lestrange: Don't tread on me. Or summat.
 Wet farts: Plz halp...
 fanny: Thanks Obama!
 grizzly: I was on a plane that killed a bald eagle in Norfolk, VA once.
 a robot: "Hey asshole, a little help here?"
 Amy Housewine: Ramming speed!
 Headoftheclass: Coolest. Hood. Ornament. EVAH! USA! USA! USA!
 scribbs: Eddie's first driving lesson didn't end well.
 Kidneythief: Injured raptors really tug at my heart strings.
 Flarmie: Plot twist - it's a foreign car.
Image 136778   10-09-16   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
1747
 
 SomeOtherCanadian: @guest Zelda is a girl
 BlarfyB: @Skinr I think you are underestimating the power of assholes. Unfortunately.
 Skinr: Just thought of another cool thing about this costume: it's one of the few strong female characters that assholes can't slut-shame
 Skinr: Awesome Samus cosplay; I'd imagine most people take the easy way out and just do the Zero Suit, but this is dedication right here
 Gomi Day: samus aran is supposed to be 6'3. IMMERSION RUINED
 Himesama: @a robot Very talented dedicated people go the extra mile to make their costume out of material that is breathable I have even seen people that install fans in their helmet. It's all for the love of cosplay.
 fanny: @a robot seriously you've gotta keep that in mind. Same goes for costumes that require a prop, i mean do you really want to carry something around all day?
 scribbs: Wow.
 Sandor: Now roll up and knock stuff down!
 guest: if zelda was a girl would she date metroid?
 a robot: I appreciate the effort people put in to make elaborate costumes, but it seems like it would be annoying to walk around in that all day. Very rad, all the same
Image 136777   10-09-16   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
373
 
 SomeCanadian: *touch touch*
 Firm Buttocks: At home with the Wests
 Scoo: Signed, Mom
 scribbs: Another good motivator: candy.
Image 136776   10-09-16   Uploaded by    twenty4
Score:
296
 
 SomeCanadian: Hieronymus Bosch's initial career as a cook-book illustrator did not pan out so well.
 NetBelleAnie: Remember kids, combining Halloween and Thanksgiving gives us interesting molecular gastronomy.
 midnightmosesuk: Good food, good meat, good God, let's eat!
 Kidneythief: Is that how turducken is made?
 Nope: Thats getting into serial killer territory
Image 136775   10-09-16   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
306
 
 SomeCanadian: How do you flush Siri without flushing the phone
 Cami: What if I cut the cat into small flushable pieces?
 ShoKusogi: My future wasn't listed, so I flushed that.
 NetBelleAnie: 4Damn, I guess I'll have to find a different bathroom.
 Hiddentigerma: Don't tell me what to do.
 desertfox: Sandwich. Singular. HA!
 Joseph: To be on the safe side, I'm not flushing at all.
 VoR: All the cats!
 Kidneythief: Jokes on you! I flushed my hopes and dreams years ago.
 scribbs: Doesn't say "Even more cats," so I think I'm safe.
Image 136774   10-09-16   Uploaded by    McMuff
Score:
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 Moonmoon: We'd love to do such a thing. It is, unfortunately, not within our budget (nor would we be able to turn a profit at any reasonable price.)
 Wet farts: I'm down for a mascot plush when someone decides to make one. I wouldn't mind paying up to $50 for one. Plus it would supports AG
 Peter Pantsless: @a robot a plush mascot would make AG all the money in the world
 Darkasnoon: Mascot is a folding master, turned his shirt into a hat.
 a robot: I want a tiny stuffed version of Mascot!!!
 Fishy: OH. MY. GOD.
Image 136773   10-09-16   Uploaded by    Futurepants
Score:
297
 
 Hiddentigerma: @Spazstatic Your not allowed to dictate your fucks anymore? Ugh. Modern times are so dull.
 Spazstatic: I am running windows and running errands to the end so that I don't have a job to make it to you as a team of your company to get to shrieveport for some time in this process of applying for an apartment for rent and apartment space is in my apartment with my parents on Friday to meet up and get the best deal for the area is very easy for me and my son is a good starting job with you in your office or if I can make sure I'm not sure how you want me in your arms for me was a bit more to get a good deal
 Sandor: @Skinr that was my first thought, but the "f***" doesn't seem like something someone would dictate. Oh well- it's entertaining and confusing :)
 Skinr: @Sandor it looks like they dictated it to Siri, so there might have been some subtle meaning in the syntax that was lost... but probably not
 LogicKitty: Jim, after you get milk I also need you to take your medication
 Kidneythief: Mom had a stroke :(
 Sandor: How did that person write so much in one minute?
 guest: i can't stop reading this
 scribbs: Looks like it's not just this phone that needs to be charged.
 Peach: Jim acts a little strange ever since he made eye contact with Alex Jones.
Image 136772   10-09-16   Uploaded by    dad
Score:
730
 
 scribbs: You know him better than me, so...probably?
 Nope: @scribbs my dad?
 scribbs: Guess who gets second place in the play-dead Olympics.
 a robot: Toasted marshmallow floof
Image 136771   10-09-16   Uploaded by    cenecia
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